When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

There is one last question left.

The staff handed Huang Bingbing a note.

Huang Bingbing unfolded it, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

This netizen's question is both weird and tasteful.

Huang Bingbing read:
"This netizen's question is, when two dogs fight, and the black dog beats the white dog out, will the black dog think that the white dog is bribing it with delicious food?"

Everyone was speechless.

Even Huang Bingbing was speechless.

The old academicians were even more eager to blow the heads of this group of netizens, and the three questions they asked basically had nothing to do with studying.

It's all for fun.

This made it impossible for the old academicians to play their role at all.

No one wants to answer that question.

Huang Bingbing also felt that this question was too heavy-handed, so she wanted to skip it.

At this time, Ye Xiaotian said, "This is not the white dog bribing the black dog, but the fruit of the black dog's hard work."

Hearing such a weird answer, everyone wanted to laugh.

But it's not a good occasion for a good laugh.

Just hold back.

The faces of all the people holding back their laughter turned red and black, very funny.

The Q&A session is over.

Huang Bingbing coughed and asked everyone, "Do you have anything to say to the netizens?"

"Young people, I advise you to take care of yourself and study hard."

Wu Daoming said.

The other old academicians have said a lot of persuasive words.

Wang Ziyi and others said a lot of words of encouragement.

Chicken soup for the soul has been boiled up by others.

Ye Xiaotian could only say something else.

"Reciprocity, I also ask the netizens a few questions."

Huang Bingbing listened attentively, curious about what kind of weird questions Ye Xiaotian would ask.

Ye Xiaotian thought for a moment, then said:

"If you are bitten by a five-step snake, if you walk five steps backwards, will you be able to poison the five-step snake to death?"

"The Jade Emperor lives in the stratosphere or the troposphere?"

"Yan Wangye lives in the mantle or the core?"

"The eldest uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle and said: The fourth uncle was tricked by the fifth uncle to go to the sixth uncle's house to steal the 100 yuan that the seventh uncle put in the eighth uncle's cabinet. Who is the thief?"

Strange questions, one after another like a cannonball, Huang Bingbing was stunned.

But the netizens were not shocked, because they are all Xiuer.

The weirder you are, the more excited they are.

[you're going to die]
[troposphere]
[Residing on the Mojo Discontinuity]
[Your uncle is a thief (funny.jpg)]
[Go upstairs and ask Xiu'er to answer the question about stealing things]
[Explanation: Uncle knew that he must be an accessory. The fourth uncle was tricked by the fifth uncle to go to the house of the sixth uncle to negotiate to steal the 100 yuan that the seventh uncle put in the cabinet of the eighth uncle. The uncle knew that he would definitely participate. ]
[So the answer is: the second and third uncles are soy saucers, the first, fourth, fifth and sixth uncles are all thieves, and the seventh and eighth uncles are stolen. ]
Netizens had a great time.

The recording of the show is also over.

Everyone else went back.

Huang Bingbing kept Ye Xiaotian behind, and invited him to a nearby restaurant for dinner, and the follower Lin Shiqing naturally went together.

During the meal, Huang Bingbing complained:

"Brother Xiaotian, when interviewing you in the future, can you stop Versailles?"

She wanted to hit someone when it came.

Ye Xiaotian couldn't figure it out and said, "Do I have Versailles? Aren't I telling the truth?"

Huang Bingbing:
Hopeless.

I can only pray that it will no longer be her interviewing this stinky brother.

During the meal, at the table behind Ye Xiaotian, there were two big brothers chatting while drinking.

"Old Wu, if I hadn't pulled you, your son would have been beaten to death by you."

The fat old man said to his companion.

The person named Old Wu yelled: "This bitch, bastard, bastard, should be beaten!"

The fat old man educated: "Children can't hit, they should be reasonable."

Old Wu patted the table and said viciously: "Talk about a hammer, the labor and management will get angrier the more they think about it, and it's fine if they want to beat him to death."

The fat old man asked curiously: "What did he do to make you so angry?"

Old Wu gritted his teeth and said, "He replaced Laozi's God of Wealth with Ultraman, which caused Laozi to worship Ultraman for more than a month."

"I told you not to cover the God of Wealth with a cloth."

The fat old man's face began to change, because he followed suit for a few days and said angrily, "Your seven wolves are interrupted, use mine!"

Old Wu complained: "I'm lazy. I was afraid that there would be dust on the God of Wealth, so I covered it with a cloth. Who knew that bastard was replaced by Ultraman."

The more the two talked, the more angry they became, they didn't eat the food and drink, and went straight back to Old Wu's house, and taught that brat a lesson with seven wolves.

After eating and saying goodbye to Huang Bingbing, Ye Xiaotian and his mother went back to Sunshine Community.

Lin Shiqing had already booked her ticket.

The next day, the two went to Beidu Airport to fly back to Jiangbei Province.

Zhang Tingting came to see them off.

As soon as they met, Zhang Tingting told Ye Xiaotian in tears that her king had been titled.

"How long has it been closed?"

Ye Xiaotian asked calmly.

Zhang Tingting said depressedly: "365 days."

Lin Shiqing was surprised and said: "Why are you only 365 days, I have been banned for 3650 days."

Zhang Tingting asked in surprise: "Sister Qing, why are you also banned?"

"I asked little A to help me play the king. From the stubborn bronze to the 60-star glory king, I was titled. After thinking about it, I realized that there is no difference between little A and cheating."

Lin Shiqing beat her chest and stamped her feet.

"Little A"

Zhang Tingting muttered continuously, her eyes fell on Ye Xiaotian, and she complained: "You stinky brother, you are really bad."

As she spoke, Zhang Tingting began to cry sadly.

Ye Xiaotian was a little guilty, and comforted:
"One year later, you will be the heroine in the canyon again. Don't be sad. Look at my mother, who has been banned for ten years and still looks silly with a smile on her face."

Lin Shiqing really wanted to hit someone.

Zhang Tingting was still crying.

Ye Xiaotian continued to comfort him:

"Study is the most important thing for you, not games. Are you not afraid of others making fun of you just crying for a titled king?"

Zhang Tingting wiped away her tears, and said with a pursed mouth: "I think I've lost a lot, why didn't I wait until I hit the King of Glory, and then seal my account, woo, I'm still platinum now."

Ye Xiaotian:
Girls' focus is always so weird.

When they were about to part, Zhang Tingting hugged Ye Xiaotian and kept pinching his face.

She didn't care about whether pinching her face would make the child's skin bad.

I just want to crush this stinky brother to death.

The king who killed her was titled.

Ye Xiaotian complained: "Don't move your hands and feet, is it OK to move your mouth?"

Then, Zhang Tingting gnawed on Ye Xiaotian.

Well, it’s so sweet!

After parting, Ye Xiaotian and Lin Shiqing got on the plane, and Ye Xiaotian sighed a little bit.

Lin Shiqing asked, "Why are you sighing?"

Ye Xiaotian said: "You don't understand the boy's world."

ps:
I was sick today, dizzy, and my head hurts.

This also surprised me very much. It turns out that I also have a brain, otherwise it would be impossible for my brain to hurt.

( ﹡o﹡ )