When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

At 11 o'clock in the morning, Ye Xiaotian woke up.

His stomach was beating drums and gongs, he was awakened by hunger.

"Mom, are you cooking?"

Ye Xiaotian shouted.

"No." Lin Shiqing responded loudly: "Mom is in the toilet and hungry, so I went to the refrigerator to find something to eat and fill my stomach temporarily."

Unlike Ye Xiaotian, Lin Shiqing was awakened by shit.

The first thing I do when I wake up is always to take a shit.

The same goes for fairies and normal people.

Open the refrigerator, there are some fruits, vegetables, drinks, and bread.

And a bowl of something dark.

Like chocolate, there is an aroma coming out.

Should be delicious.

It sticks a little, put it in the mouth, it smells like honey.

It's a little strange that the taste of chocolate can't be tasted at all.

Never mind, it's delicious anyway.

Picking it up and coming to the computer, Ye Xiaotian was going to eat while live broadcasting.

[Brother Tian, ​​it’s been aired so early]
[Huh!Brother Tian, ​​did you change your career, why did you become a food broadcast]
[Hey, if there is a problem, I don’t do it, it’s just for fun]
[Brother Tian: I have done math problems for a few days, so I can't enjoy it anymore, and then play music and dance (dog head jpg)]
["Zhitian Gang-Guangzhu" sent out a rocket x1: Brother Tian, ​​the bone is in the mud! ]
……

None of the comments in the live broadcast room mentioned Lin Shiqing.

Before, some LSPs would come in, but when they saw Lin Shiqing dressed more conservatively than Zongzi, they slipped away.

There are still some who don't give up, and directly reward gifts, asking Lin Shiqing to show a little.

However, Lin Shiqing always accepted the gift with a smile, and then turned back with a permanent silence.

In the current live broadcast room, basically everyone came here for Ye Xiaotian, and Lin Shiqing's old fans who had accumulated before had also betrayed.

[Brother Tian, ​​what are you eating?It smells delicious just looking at it! ]
[Caught off guard, I thought I could only release poison late at night, but I didn't expect to release poison during the day]
[Shock!A Douhu anchor, in front of fans, actually did such a thing, thousands of fans shed...]
"I don't know what this is."

Ye Xiaotian ate like a little squirrel, his cheeks were bulging, and his face was full of enjoyment, he said: "I'll call it honey chocolate for now, it's my mother's delicacy!"

"Bee chocolate, the fragrance melts in the mouth, it's so delicious that it makes people scream, but unfortunately, you can't eat it..."

Ye Xiaotian skinned a bit.

Lin Shiqing, who came out of the toilet, rummaged through the refrigerator and shouted, "Xiao Tian, ​​have you ever seen a bowl of black things?"

"I've seen it."

Ye Xiaotian replied: "It's very fragrant!"

"fragrant?"

Lin Shiqing asked suspiciously: "That's mother's mask, Xiaotian, you won't steal it, right?"

"Facial mask?"

Ye Xiaotian's hands froze, he quickly put the bowl aside, then wiped his mouth, pretending nothing happened.

Walking over, seeing half a bowl of mask missing, Lin Shiqing asked in confusion, "Why is my mask here?"

"When I opened the refrigerator just now, I saw a mouse stealing food, so I brought it here."

Ye Xiaotian said calmly.

Lin Shiqing became even more puzzled, and said, "Can mice even open the refrigerator?"

"It's a maverick mouse."

Ye Xiaotian said thick-skinned.

"Oh!"

Lin Shiqing nodded, and suddenly realized: "It must be eaten by a mouse. Could it be that someone's head was kicked by a donkey and ate the mask!"

"Uh……"

Ye Xiaotian was speechless.

"Xiaotian, are you still hungry, do you want your mother to feed you?"

Lin Shiqing asked.

"Still hungry, mom, go downstairs..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud "hiccup" sound.

Ye Xiaotian burped.

Glancing at the mask, and then at Ye Xiaotian, Lin Shiqing said suspiciously: "Xiaotian..."

"Mom, go downstairs, I'm hungry."

Ye Xiaotian hurriedly urged.

Picking up the mask, Lin Shiqing finally left without expressing her doubts.

This scene was heard by the people in the live broadcast room.

Immediately, a large group of people burst into tears from laughter.

[Early in the morning, I almost died laughing, I can't do it anymore, everyone, hurry up and fight the demon spirit]
[Brother Tian was bragging about how delicious the bee chocolate is just now, but he was slapped in the face in the blink of an eye.It's really a little cow stepping on a wire, and cow 13 is carrying lightning! ]
[Gou Qing: Did you steal my mask? ]
[Brother Tian: It’s not me, it’s a mouse, a maverick mouse. ]
Soon, Lin Shiqing came out with a bowl of noodles.

"Eat quickly, Xiaotian, Mom knows you're starving!"

Lin Shiqing looked at Ye Xiaotian with motherly eyes, and said softly.

Ye Xiaotian ate the noodles with tears in his eyes, his stomach was swollen and he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Start review!"

Lin Shiqing took out a test paper, put it in front of the screen, and started working on the test paper.

[Gou Qing, Ni Zuo Kai! ]
[It’s really shameless, it occupies half of the screen, come here, quickly bring my 40-meter long knife over, I’m going to chop Gou Qing to cheer everyone up]
……

["Principal of Elite Primary School" sent rocket x1: Anchor, is your child interested in attending Elite Primary School? ]
……

Liu Dapao is the principal of Elite Primary School.

Early in the morning, he was brushing against tigers.

He wasn't interested in any beauties or little buns. He didn't stop until he came to Lin Shiqing's live broadcast room.

He stared straight at Ye Xiaotian.

Recently, the name Ye Xiaotian has been on the hot search many times, and some poems have been published in Huaxia Literature News, so Liu Dapao has naturally heard of it.

If this child prodigy can be recruited into an elite elementary school, it will be a piece of cake to use this child prodigy's ability to do some sensational things in the literary world.

At that time, the performance will be high.

If not, it can be raised.

Maybe he can even go into politics!

Thinking of this, Liu Dapao became excited.

This child prodigy must be recruited into the elite primary school.

[Hello anchor, I am Liu Dapao, the principal of Elite Primary School. May I ask if your child is interested in studying in Elite Primary School? ]
Posted several comments in a row.

It's all lost.

Liu Dapao frowned, thought for a while, gritted his teeth, and brushed out a rocket.

["Principal of Elite Primary School" sent rocket x1: Anchor, is your child interested in attending Elite Primary School? ]
Lin Shiqing, who was working on a question, noticed this comment.

"Elite primary school?"

Lin Shiqing murmured.

["Zhitian Gang-Guangzhu" sent a rocket x1: Brother Tian, ​​are you interested in joining the Zhatian Gang, I can give up the position of the gang leader]
["Xiuer Elementary School Principal" sent Rocket x1: Anchor, is your child interested in coming to Xiuer School?Our school specializes in cultivating Xiuer, let your children show off to the end! ]
["Principal of Wangwang Primary School" sent a rocket x1: Brother Tian, ​​are you interested in studying in Wangwang Primary School?The students cultivated by this school, Wen Neng hangs up the phone and scolds teammates, and Wu Neng jumps the tower to give away the head. They are simply the elementary school students of Zu'an with excellent combat effectiveness. ]
All of a sudden, netizens started to imitate Liu Dapao, frantically commenting and recruiting students.