When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

The food is rich and fragrant.

Ye Xiaotian sat down, picked up a piece of bread in front of him, and asked in surprise, "Why is there a piece of bread here?"

Lin Shiqing smiled without saying a word.

Ye Xiaotian took a bite, chewed, and suddenly grinned, his face wrinkled like a lump, and shouted:
"There's mustard in the bread."

Go to the bathroom and turn on the tap.

While rinsing his mouth, Ye Xiaotian almost went crazy because he heard the burst of laughter from outside.

Back at the dinner table, Ye Xiaotian saw that Lin Shiqing laughed until she burst into tears, and asked angrily, "Did you do it on purpose?"

"What?" Lin Shiqing was still laughing.

"Bread on the table." Ye Xiaotian snorted, it was so obvious, her mother was still pretending to be stupid.

Lin Shiqing stopped laughing, and said with an innocent face: "You ate mustard, what does it matter to me? I didn't tell you to eat bread."

"You put the bread in my place." Ye Xiaotian was not convinced.

"Oh?" Lin Shiqing had an incredulous expression on her face, "If I put a lump of a cough cough in your place, would you eat it?"

"Meow meow." Ye Xiaotian had nothing to say, as if he had eaten a bunch of flies, feeling very depressed.

Work hard.

In order to punish his mother, Ye Xiaotian decided to eat like crazy, trying to eat up all the delicacies on the dining table.

"Hey." Lin Shiqing was surprised, "You brat, why do you have such a big appetite today? Can you eat slowly?"

Ye Xiaotian ignored her and buried himself in cooking.

10 minute later.

"Hic." Ye Xiaotian hiccupped, touched his swollen stomach, and snorted, "I can't eat anymore, or I will finish my meal and starve you to death."

"Walk around, it's easy to digest." Lin Shiqing didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Ye Xiaotian walked back and forth in the hall with difficulty while holding his swollen belly, and then sat on the sofa to rest.

Suddenly, Ye Xiaotian felt something strange in his stomach and began to ache.

shit.

Stuffed, it seems that the stomach is broken.

"Mom, come here." Ye Xiaotian said weakly.

Lin Shiqing ran over, with a nervous expression on her face, and asked concerned: "What's wrong?"

"I'm full, my stomach hurts a bit." Ye Xiaotian looked embarrassed, "Do you have Jianweixiaoshi tablets?"

"Yes." Lin Shiqing ran to the side, opened the cabinet, took out the medicine box, found Jianweixiaoshi tablets, poured a glass of water, and fed Ye Xiaotian to eat.

"how do you feel?"

"It still hurts." Ye Xiaotian gently touched his swollen belly, feeling a little regretful, if he had known earlier he would not have overeat.

"Let me rub your stomach to help you digest it." Lin Shiqing stretched out her hand and gently rubbed Ye Xiaotian's stomach.

"Don't rub it, the more you rub it, the more it hurts." Ye Xiaotian was speechless, as if her mother was stroking a cat.

"Oh." Lin Shiqing quickly withdrew her hand, "I still have a simple method."

Before she finished speaking, Lin Shiqing ran to the bathroom.

After being rubbed by her mother, her stomach hurt even more. Ye Xiaotian sat weakly on the sofa and asked, "System, what will happen to you if I die?"

System [If the host dies, the system will also be destroyed]

"Then what if you destroy the system?" Ye Xiaotian asked again.

System [The system is destroyed, the host will not die]

"That is to say, you will die if I die, but I won't die if you die." Ye Xiaotian felt much better.

System [Bao, I feel that there is something in your words]

"Things with no eyesight." Ye Xiaotian cursed, "I didn't see your treasure, am I about to die of pain? Why don't you give me a magic medicine quickly!"

System [Bao, I'm just a schoolmaster system, not a medical system, but I have a set of massage techniques, which can]

Before the system finished speaking, Lin Shiqing ran over, picked up Ye Xiaotian, and went to the bathroom.

Ye Xiaotian said: "Mom, I don't go to the bathroom."

"Not going to the bathroom."

In the bathroom, there is a large bucket filled with water.

Lin Shiqing took off Ye Xiaotian's clothes, put him in the bucket, and asked, "How do you feel?"

"It doesn't seem to hurt that much anymore." Ye Xiaotian said in surprise.

"That's good." Lin Shiqing breathed a sigh of relief, "You soak in the water for a few minutes, wait until the contents of your stomach are digested, and then go to the toilet, and you'll be fine."

Ye Xiaotian nodded.

Lin Shiqing walked out of the bathroom and continued to cook.

"System, what use do I need you for?" Ye Xiaotian looked contemptuous, feeling that this system is useless.

The system is speechless, pitiful, helpless, and humble.

It's just a schoolmaster system.

After 1 minute, Lin Shiqing carried a bowl full of meat and vegetables, ran to the bathroom, and looked at Ye Xiaotian while eating to prevent him from doing anything unusual.

"Mom, don't you feel a sense of shock?" Ye Xiaotian's eyes twitched, and he ran to the bathroom to eat, wouldn't he smell a strange smell?
The smell is mixed, and it makes people want to vomit.

"No." Lin Shiqing "pawed" the rice, eating with gusto.

"Mom, you should go out to eat." Ye Xiaotian sighed, his mother didn't feel anything, but he felt a sense of shock, "If there is anything wrong, I'll call you again."

"Oh." Lin Shiqing suddenly realized that her son would be shy when he grew up.

Subscriptions to The Three-Body Problem are still skyrocketing.

Now it has reached as high as 2100 million.

The Internet circle has exploded.

2100 million subscriptions, let alone ordinary people, even those great writers, dare not even think about it. The total subscriptions of a book may not necessarily have 2000 million.

Let alone the first order.

Ye Xiaotian made more money writing a chapter than an ordinary great writer writing a book.

It's like the heifer was on the plane, and the cow 13 went to the sky.

Editorial Department of Tomato Chinese Network.

"The rise of "Three-Body Problem" is no longer so fierce, and it is estimated that it can rise another 500 million." The editor-in-chief's face was not a bit disappointed, but full of excitement.

As of yesterday, the highest first subscription for an online article was 8.

But today it has become more than 2000 million.

This record is not ordinary horror, but horror fucking opened the door to horror, horror has reached home.

Except for Ye Xiaotian, no one will be able to break this record in the future.

"To be able to witness the rise of a divine book, I have no regrets in my editorial career." The rest of the editors were filled with emotion.

The editor-in-chief asked: "How much is the total collection of "Three-Body"?"

"5745 million." Xiao Luo said.

"The subscription ratio is about 2.3, which is scary." The editor-in-chief was full of spirits, and told the people in the operation department: "In a few hours, when the first order of "Three-Body Problem" comes out, I will vigorously publicize it."

"receive."

5 hours later.

It has been exactly one day since "Three-Body Problem" was released.

The number of subscriptions is as high as 2740 million.

In other words, the first order is 2740 million.

So terrifying.

Seeing this number, I don't know how many web writers shed tears of envy.