When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular
Chapter 204 Benefiting the Student Party
The number of good books that primary and middle school students must read has increased from 9 to 10.
Among them is "Three-Body".
The student party all laughed. Except for the four classics, they didn't know the names of the other five books that they had to read before.
Because I never saw it.
Now let alone adding another "Three-Body Problem", it means adding another hundred masterpieces, as long as they don't take the exam, what does it matter to them?
Game, isn't it fragrant?
At this moment, a message on the scarf made the student party boil.
China.teach. yu.Bureau V:
Primary and middle school students must read 10 good books. From now on, it is no longer required to read, and students are free to read it or not.
[Read or not, what does it matter to us? ]
[To be honest, let alone other good books, I haven’t even read the novels of the four great classics, I’ve only watched TV series]
[me too]
[And I +1008611]
Just as the student party was celebrating enthusiastically, Huaxia.teach. yu.Bureau has updated a scarf:
My dears, what are you thinking about?As a reminder, it is not required to read, but it will be tested in the exam! (Come on.jpg)
Student parties:? ? ?
My head was buzzing, and I was completely confused by this scarf.
[without playing like this]
[Politeness: Are you students? ]
[Two-level inversion (crying.jpg)]
The college students were all happy.
How about 10 must-read books?
At least 100 copies.
Also, it is not required to read, but you can take the exam. Who is this looking down on?
At least recite the full text.
Anyway, they are not primary and middle school students, so watching the excitement is not a big deal. Of course, the more they torture the primary and middle school students, the more excited they will be.
However, the higher education institutions were notified immediately.
Each college student is required to finish reading 10 must-read good books, and write a post-reading review after reading, no less than 2000 words.
That is 20000 words.
College students: ? ? ?
There are exams to take.
The parents immediately paid attention to it, and bought 10 must-read books online. Except for "The Three-Body Problem", they bought the other 9 books.
Why can't I buy "Three-Body Problem"?
The parents were upset, and they united and put Ye Xiaotian on the scarf, asking him to publish "Three-Body Problem" as soon as possible.
At this time, Lao Liu also contacted Ye Xiaotian, negotiated the share, signed the contract, and "Three-Body Problem" was published non-stop.
The Three-Body Problem has just come out of print.
A full 100 million copies were sold out in less than 3 seconds.
The parents who were slow and didn't get it were all protesting, asking the publishing house to print again quickly, otherwise they would unite and smash the publishing house.
The publishing house hastily started printing.
The parents who snatched it naturally showed it to the children.
Among the 10 must-read books, except for "The Three-Body Problem", the other 9 are famous works handed down hundreds of years ago. Let alone children, even parents seem to be struggling.
So parents are more inclined to "Three-Body Problem".
Pure vernacular, easy to understand.
What's more, science fiction can easily stimulate children's yearning for knowledge, so parents have started a model of loving fathers and mothers.
The loving father holds seven wolves in his hands, and the loving mother holds a feather duster, staring at the child from left to right, asking him to finish "Three-Body Problem".
The student party wants to cry but has no tears, so they can only watch "Three-Body Problem" bitterly.
The most insane thing is that some parents read "Three-Body Problem" during prenatal education in order to let their children win at the starting line.
One of them was a pregnant woman who was about to give birth in a month or two. Usually, the baby was very noisy in the stomach and often kicked her.
But when her man was reading "Three-Body Problem", his stomach was completely silent.
"The child should be listening quietly." The man smiled. This child can listen to science fiction quietly, and it seems that he will be a top student in the future.
The child was encouraged by such a show of face, and her man read "Three-Body Problem" harder as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
"Husband, stop reading. I feel that my stomach is not normal. The child is not listening quietly, but is almost gone." The pregnant woman cried.
Her man stopped immediately, and was about to send the pregnant woman to the hospital. Just as she was leaving, the pregnant woman said in surprise:
"Husband, the child kicked me."
Her man breathed a sigh of relief, but he still insisted on sending the pregnant woman to the hospital. After an examination, he concluded that the fetus was normal.
Back home, her husband read "The Three-Body Problem" again.
Not long after, the pregnant woman cried again: "Stop reading, the stomach is abnormal again, and the baby will be gone again."
Her man seemed to understand something and stopped.
Not long after, the pregnant woman said pleasantly, "Honey, the child kicked me again. Hey, what are you doing?"
"I'm looking for treasure escape, looking for a good quality seven wolf that can fight constantly, just in case I need it." Her man's face was dark.
He doesn't have to wait until he is born, he can judge now that this child is hopeless, and he is a fighter among the scumbags.
When reading "Three-Body Problem", although it is written in vernacular, there are some places where the student party members know every word, but when they are put together, they don't know it at all.
Especially when it comes to hard-core physics knowledge, the student party is completely confused and completely clueless.
I can't even think about it.
But I have to look at it, because if I don't look at it, my father's seven wolves and my mother's feather duster are totally unreasonable.
I can only be tortured bitterly.
As a result, the majority of student parties were benefited by Ye Xiaotian.
Ye Xiaotian was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, browsing the comments on the scarf, especially the comments from the student party.
The more the student party complained, the happier Ye Xiaotian was.
"Why, I found the money." Lin Shiqing walked over, squeezed Ye Xiaotian's face, and asked with a smile.
"No." Ye Xiaotian also smiled, "Seeing the students swimming in the ocean of knowledge makes me feel very happy."
"Are you sure you are traveling, not drowning?" Lin Shiqing sat down, "But you are also a college student, so you should also write the 2-word post-reading review, right?"
"No need." Ye Xiaotian shook his head, how could he do something to deceive himself?
He has been in college for almost a year, and he hasn't even taken a few classes. He doesn't know who is the teacher Sixiu who specially ordered to write a review?
Who will inform him to write a review?
no one.
So he doesn't need to write. In the teacher's eyes, he just needs to study mathematics well.
The glorious and great task of writing post-reading feelings is naturally given to other students.
"It's nothing but fun." Lin Shiqing sighed, she thought Ye Xiaotian was going to write too, so she ran out specially to laugh at him.
Seeing his mother's disappointed expression, Ye Xiaotian smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, and said harmlessly:
"Mom, do you want me to give my opinion to the principal, so that the graduate students can also write their impressions?"
"Little villain." Lin Shiqing squeezed Ye Xiaotian's face hard, and threatened: "If you dare to say it, I will crush your face."
If Lin Shiqing reported it to the principal, he would ask the graduate students to write a review.
The principal might say: "Graduate students have worked so hard, and you want them to write a post-reading testimonial, do you still have a conscience?"
But if Ye Xiaotian said it.
The principal will surely say, "That's exactly what I mean."
"Threats won't work if you don't want me to say anything." Ye Xiaotian wasn't afraid at all.
"How about that?"
"Give me something delicious."
"Okay, I'll go now, little one." Lin Shiqing imitated the waiter in the ancient shop, threw the non-existent towel back, and ran to the kitchen.
It looks very funny.
Ye Xiaotian couldn't help laughing.
At this moment, the sound of the system rang.
[Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task]
[Acquire 100 million Scholar Points]
Among them is "Three-Body".
The student party all laughed. Except for the four classics, they didn't know the names of the other five books that they had to read before.
Because I never saw it.
Now let alone adding another "Three-Body Problem", it means adding another hundred masterpieces, as long as they don't take the exam, what does it matter to them?
Game, isn't it fragrant?
At this moment, a message on the scarf made the student party boil.
China.teach. yu.Bureau V:
Primary and middle school students must read 10 good books. From now on, it is no longer required to read, and students are free to read it or not.
[Read or not, what does it matter to us? ]
[To be honest, let alone other good books, I haven’t even read the novels of the four great classics, I’ve only watched TV series]
[me too]
[And I +1008611]
Just as the student party was celebrating enthusiastically, Huaxia.teach. yu.Bureau has updated a scarf:
My dears, what are you thinking about?As a reminder, it is not required to read, but it will be tested in the exam! (Come on.jpg)
Student parties:? ? ?
My head was buzzing, and I was completely confused by this scarf.
[without playing like this]
[Politeness: Are you students? ]
[Two-level inversion (crying.jpg)]
The college students were all happy.
How about 10 must-read books?
At least 100 copies.
Also, it is not required to read, but you can take the exam. Who is this looking down on?
At least recite the full text.
Anyway, they are not primary and middle school students, so watching the excitement is not a big deal. Of course, the more they torture the primary and middle school students, the more excited they will be.
However, the higher education institutions were notified immediately.
Each college student is required to finish reading 10 must-read good books, and write a post-reading review after reading, no less than 2000 words.
That is 20000 words.
College students: ? ? ?
There are exams to take.
The parents immediately paid attention to it, and bought 10 must-read books online. Except for "The Three-Body Problem", they bought the other 9 books.
Why can't I buy "Three-Body Problem"?
The parents were upset, and they united and put Ye Xiaotian on the scarf, asking him to publish "Three-Body Problem" as soon as possible.
At this time, Lao Liu also contacted Ye Xiaotian, negotiated the share, signed the contract, and "Three-Body Problem" was published non-stop.
The Three-Body Problem has just come out of print.
A full 100 million copies were sold out in less than 3 seconds.
The parents who were slow and didn't get it were all protesting, asking the publishing house to print again quickly, otherwise they would unite and smash the publishing house.
The publishing house hastily started printing.
The parents who snatched it naturally showed it to the children.
Among the 10 must-read books, except for "The Three-Body Problem", the other 9 are famous works handed down hundreds of years ago. Let alone children, even parents seem to be struggling.
So parents are more inclined to "Three-Body Problem".
Pure vernacular, easy to understand.
What's more, science fiction can easily stimulate children's yearning for knowledge, so parents have started a model of loving fathers and mothers.
The loving father holds seven wolves in his hands, and the loving mother holds a feather duster, staring at the child from left to right, asking him to finish "Three-Body Problem".
The student party wants to cry but has no tears, so they can only watch "Three-Body Problem" bitterly.
The most insane thing is that some parents read "Three-Body Problem" during prenatal education in order to let their children win at the starting line.
One of them was a pregnant woman who was about to give birth in a month or two. Usually, the baby was very noisy in the stomach and often kicked her.
But when her man was reading "Three-Body Problem", his stomach was completely silent.
"The child should be listening quietly." The man smiled. This child can listen to science fiction quietly, and it seems that he will be a top student in the future.
The child was encouraged by such a show of face, and her man read "Three-Body Problem" harder as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
"Husband, stop reading. I feel that my stomach is not normal. The child is not listening quietly, but is almost gone." The pregnant woman cried.
Her man stopped immediately, and was about to send the pregnant woman to the hospital. Just as she was leaving, the pregnant woman said in surprise:
"Husband, the child kicked me."
Her man breathed a sigh of relief, but he still insisted on sending the pregnant woman to the hospital. After an examination, he concluded that the fetus was normal.
Back home, her husband read "The Three-Body Problem" again.
Not long after, the pregnant woman cried again: "Stop reading, the stomach is abnormal again, and the baby will be gone again."
Her man seemed to understand something and stopped.
Not long after, the pregnant woman said pleasantly, "Honey, the child kicked me again. Hey, what are you doing?"
"I'm looking for treasure escape, looking for a good quality seven wolf that can fight constantly, just in case I need it." Her man's face was dark.
He doesn't have to wait until he is born, he can judge now that this child is hopeless, and he is a fighter among the scumbags.
When reading "Three-Body Problem", although it is written in vernacular, there are some places where the student party members know every word, but when they are put together, they don't know it at all.
Especially when it comes to hard-core physics knowledge, the student party is completely confused and completely clueless.
I can't even think about it.
But I have to look at it, because if I don't look at it, my father's seven wolves and my mother's feather duster are totally unreasonable.
I can only be tortured bitterly.
As a result, the majority of student parties were benefited by Ye Xiaotian.
Ye Xiaotian was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, browsing the comments on the scarf, especially the comments from the student party.
The more the student party complained, the happier Ye Xiaotian was.
"Why, I found the money." Lin Shiqing walked over, squeezed Ye Xiaotian's face, and asked with a smile.
"No." Ye Xiaotian also smiled, "Seeing the students swimming in the ocean of knowledge makes me feel very happy."
"Are you sure you are traveling, not drowning?" Lin Shiqing sat down, "But you are also a college student, so you should also write the 2-word post-reading review, right?"
"No need." Ye Xiaotian shook his head, how could he do something to deceive himself?
He has been in college for almost a year, and he hasn't even taken a few classes. He doesn't know who is the teacher Sixiu who specially ordered to write a review?
Who will inform him to write a review?
no one.
So he doesn't need to write. In the teacher's eyes, he just needs to study mathematics well.
The glorious and great task of writing post-reading feelings is naturally given to other students.
"It's nothing but fun." Lin Shiqing sighed, she thought Ye Xiaotian was going to write too, so she ran out specially to laugh at him.
Seeing his mother's disappointed expression, Ye Xiaotian smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, and said harmlessly:
"Mom, do you want me to give my opinion to the principal, so that the graduate students can also write their impressions?"
"Little villain." Lin Shiqing squeezed Ye Xiaotian's face hard, and threatened: "If you dare to say it, I will crush your face."
If Lin Shiqing reported it to the principal, he would ask the graduate students to write a review.
The principal might say: "Graduate students have worked so hard, and you want them to write a post-reading testimonial, do you still have a conscience?"
But if Ye Xiaotian said it.
The principal will surely say, "That's exactly what I mean."
"Threats won't work if you don't want me to say anything." Ye Xiaotian wasn't afraid at all.
"How about that?"
"Give me something delicious."
"Okay, I'll go now, little one." Lin Shiqing imitated the waiter in the ancient shop, threw the non-existent towel back, and ran to the kitchen.
It looks very funny.
Ye Xiaotian couldn't help laughing.
At this moment, the sound of the system rang.
[Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task]
[Acquire 100 million Scholar Points]
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