When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

The professor stood on the podium and gave a lecture with both voice and emotion.

Ye Xiaotian sat at the bottom with a dazed expression on his face. He knew every word the professor said, but he didn't know each word when combined.

Especially some professional terms directly confused him, and he couldn't listen anymore, so he could only look around helplessly, not looking at the young lady, but watching the young lady study.

After feasting his eyes for 2 minutes, Ye Xiaotian stopped looking around, because the professor on the podium noticed his little movements and smiled.

Ye Xiaotian hurriedly pretended to be listening to the class seriously.

"Why don't you study?" Ye Xiaotian poked his mother.

Lin Shiqing's eyes were slightly dull, she was obviously in a daze, she was poked, she came back to her senses, and said blankly: "Huh?"

Ye Xiaotian asked again: "Why don't you attend class?"

"I understand all these contents." Lin Shiqing looked proud.

"Oh." Ye Xiaotian nodded, "It's kind of boring, how about I tell you a bad joke?"

Lin Shiqing made an "OK" gesture.

Ye Xiaotian thought for a moment, then lowered his voice and said:
There was a woman who was very depressed after breaking up and found a master. She asked: "As young and beautiful as I am, why does the person I love leave me?"

The master picked up a rope, tied one end of the rope to the horn of a cow next to him, and gave the other end to the woman to pull it.

The woman pulled the rope, but the cow didn't move.

She suddenly realized: "I see, you want to tell me that it's not mine, no matter how much you fight for it, it's not mine."

The master said: "You can pull a few hands down, you say you are young and beautiful, are you kidding me?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Xiaotian couldn't help laughing.

But Lin Shiqing had a calm face, and she didn't intend to laugh at all.

When Ye Xiaotian wanted to ask her why, he was stopped by the professor coughing.

Obviously, the movement here did not escape the professor's eyes.

The professor's eyes stayed at Ye Xiaotian's position, and he said seriously: "Some people don't want to study, so don't affect others' study."

"That's it." Lin Shiqing gloated.

"Are you still laughing?" The professor became even angrier. "You tell jokes to influence others. Not only do you not repent, but you still laugh?"

Lin Shiqing: Σ()

Lin Shiqing was dumbfounded, the professor seemed to be scolding her.

But she is so innocent.

"What I said just now was a bit harsh, you just have to listen carefully to the class." For Ye Xiaotian's sake, the professor chose to let Lin Shiqing go.

Lin Shiqing wanted to cry but had no tears.

I feel very depressed.

Obviously it was Xiaotian who told her jokes, but the professor misunderstood that she was telling jokes.

Poor, helpless, and want to cry.

Ye Xiaotian originally wanted to explain to the professor, but the professor didn't care about it anymore, he turned the page, and he was embarrassed to speak again.

You can only listen carefully to the class.

After all, he is a dutiful son. If his mother understands something that he understands, he can still teach her.

The professor continued his lecture.

Lin Shiqing rested her chin on her hands, pursed her mouth, and stared at the desk without blinking, feeling extremely wronged.

"Don't be depressed." Ye Xiaotian pushed her, "How about I tell you another story."

Shutting up quickly, Ye Xiaotian scolded himself in his heart, speaking without thinking.

No matter how stupid Lin Shiqing was, she could still guess what was going on behind her. She was even more depressed now, and wanted to scold Ye Xiaotian out loud, but she was afraid that the professor would say something about her.

Weak, helpless, and humble.

"Why don't you talk anymore?" Ye Xiaotian pushed her again.

Lin Shiqing still didn't speak.

Mom can't be stupid, can she?

Ye Xiaotian was a little worried, pushed her, and asked softly: "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine." After saying this, Lin Shiqing shut up again.

It didn't take long before get out of class was over.

Lin Shiqing still didn't speak.

When the professor left the classroom, she stretched out her hand, pinched Ye Xiaotian's face, rubbed it back and forth, and complained:

"Make you restless in class and tell me jokes."

There are also a small number of young ladies who didn't leave, they were all angry when they saw this scene, such a cute young lady, how could you pinch his face?
Gotta let us pinch.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a mother lecture her son?" Lin Shiqing frightened the group of girls away with a fierce look.

Lin Shiqing was still pinching Ye Xiaotian's face, but the strength was getting lighter and lighter.

Not only did Ye Xiaotian not stop it, but he was relieved, as long as his mother didn't become stupid, it's no big deal to pinch her face.

"Student Lin, what's the matter with you?" The professor came back and was surprised when he saw this scene, "Even if you were scolded by me, there is no need to vent your anger on Xiaotian, he is still just a child! .”

"I didn't." Lin Shiqing wanted to cry, but she seemed to be misunderstood again.

"Professor, you have misunderstood. Mom is just playing with me." Ye Xiaotian hurriedly explained for his mother, "Besides, in class just now, it wasn't my mother who was influencing me, but I was influencing her."

Lin Shiqing glanced at Ye Xiaotian appreciatively, and secretly nodded in her heart, this son did not hurt in vain.

"Student Xiaotian, you are such a filial and good boy." The professor touched Ye Xiaotian's head, "In order not to make my mother feel bad, I helped her take the blame."

Lin Shiqing:? ? ?

Ye Xiaotian was speechless, he told the truth, why didn't the professor believe him?So he said with a serious face:
"I really didn't take the blame for my mother. In class, I was really telling jokes."

"Then why didn't she laugh, but you did?" The professor still didn't believe Ye Xiaotian's words.

Ye Xiaotian asked: "Yes, Mom, why don't you smile?"

"Because I don't think it's funny!"

"It's obviously very funny." Ye Xiaotian was a little unconvinced.

The professor asked dubiously: "Student Xiaotian, what you said is true."

Ye Xiaotian nodded.

"You are such an honest and good boy." The professor praised, and then looked at Lin Shiqing with disgust, "Student Lin, why can't you learn from your son? His grades are always at the bottom of the class."

"I..." Lin Shiqing just spoke, but the professor had already waved his hand and strode away.

Why do you still feel depressed?
Lin Shiqing sighed faintly, why was she rejected after being misunderstood?
Is it just because of her poor grades?
Of course not.

Maybe the professor came to visit relatives.

Women, there are always a few days in a month.

After trying to understand this question, Lin Shiqing's mood gradually improved.

"Mom, don't be depressed, I'll invite you to a big meal." Ye Xiaotian tugged on her sleeve, and used his nirvana.

For a foodie, there is nothing that cannot be solved by one meal. If one meal is not enough, then two meals.

And if it's two meals, it won't work.

Then solve the foodie.

If you can't solve the problem, just solve the person who has the problem. There is nothing wrong with that.

"Okay, okay." Having a big meal, Lin Shiqing's mood improved even more.