When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

"One night, I had a dream. Wenquxing in the sky told me that he was in my community and asked me to help him."

"As a result, the next day, I saw Xiaotian under a tree."

"At that time, Xiaotian was sitting on a chair, thinking about the laws of the universe's changes. I clearly remember that there was a cloud of aura floating on his head, which was the aura of a bully student."

"I walked over and wanted to test whether Xiaotian was the Wenquxing in my dream, so I asked: 'If there are three 9s, what is the largest number that can be formed by combining these three numbers?'"

"Xiaotian didn't think about it, and blurted out: '9 to the 9th power to the 9th power!'"

"I was astonished as a celestial being, and I immediately confirmed that Xiaotian is the Wenqu star in my dream."

Sister Wu was talking nonsense in a serious manner, as if she was the Bole who discovered the Maxima.

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The reporters gasped, shocked.

I didn't expect Xiaotian to have such a legendary story.

Quickly ask: "Then what happened next!"

Sister Wu spat on the palm of her hand, rubbed it two or three times, wiped it on her head, smoothed her messy hair back, faced the camera, and smiled with satisfaction.

Then he said: "Later, I often went to find Xiaotian and bought him many books. After reading it, Xiaotian basically understood everything, and would discuss with me if he didn't understand."

The reporter was surprised.

Unexpectedly, this eldest sister turned out to be a hidden school bully.

The reporter asked: "Sister, where did you go to university?"

"Lan Xiang."

Sister Wu said straightforwardly.

In the reporter's mind, a picture immediately appeared. Others were learning about excavators, while Sister Wu was reading a book, trying to learn the knowledge in the book.

Sure enough, even Xueba can't be judged by common sense.

Then the reporter asked: "Sister, have you ever heard the saying 'odds change and evens remain the same, symbols look at the quadrant'?"

"Why is it inconvenient for a chicken to eat a lotus root? The rich rely on imagination?"

Sister Wu was a little confused, and changed the subject: "Don't talk about chicken shit, lotus root shit, let me tell you something more amazing about Xiaotian?"

Sister Wu's interview became a hot search.

#The legendary story of a 35-year-old sister and a 5-year-old child
When people become famous, the farts they fart are not ordinary farts, but rainbow farts.

Even if he doesn't let it go, someone will let it go for him.

Most of the netizens were shocked. This Sister Wu's ability to bullshit has really reached the ceiling of the bullshit world.

So they kindly gave her a quack nickname, bragging about the first sister of the 13th world.

There are also a small number of netizens who believe what Sister Wu said.

After all, in their view, the champion of the college entrance examination is not an ordinary person. Although they don't have such terrifying abilities as "fighting spirit" and "magnificent dragon", there is a legend, what's wrong?
What's going on?
Because of this interview, Ms. Wu became a little popular.

Her waist is no longer sore, her legs are no longer hurting, and she is in high spirits.

After getting the news, a lot of prestigious schools are coming to grab Ye Xiaotian, and Sister Wu has already made preparations.

The community is full of benches and tables, and they even bought tea and melon seeds out of their own pockets, waiting for the arrival of the prestigious school.

Soon, one car after another came roaring and stopped at the entrance of the community.

Looking up, there are cars on both sides of the road.

Famous universities in China came one after another.

This excitement immediately attracted a large number of people, who sat on the benches, licked melon seeds, and transformed into melon-eating people.

Sister Wu doesn't rush the people who eat melons, anyway, the melon seeds she prepared are enough for them to choke their throats, so let this group of people who have never seen the world open their eyes!
As soon as the melon-eating crowd arrived, it immediately became lively, even more lively than a rural feast.

The irascible old man upstairs managed to calm down, and was going to the hospital to buy some medicine for his son, and with some help, he could find a good high school for his son to repeat his studies.

As soon as I went downstairs, I saw this scene.

A lot of prestigious schools are coming to compete for the number one in the college entrance examination.

The son of someone else.

Only five years old, perfect score in the college entrance examination!
My family, 18 years old, 249 in the college entrance examination, not even 250.

I can't take it anymore, my little temper.

The irritable old man rushed upstairs immediately, took out the dusty mace hidden under the bed, held down his son, and turned on the loving father mode.

From feather dusters to iron bars, and from iron bars to maces.

Is this a loss of morality, or a distortion of human nature?

The movement of the father's kindness and filial piety upstairs did not affect the downstairs.

People from the university got off the car and walked into the happy community.

Sister Wu warmly received them, and asked all the people who eat melons to sit aside to eat melons, leaving a C seat.

These people include many famous universities such as Shanghai Jiaotong University, Fudan University, Beidu University of Science and Technology, and Beidu Huaxia University.

These universities are the dreams of Chinese students, and many people flock to them, but now they are gathered together for one person.

Ye Xiaotian.

Compared with this one, the other top students in the college entrance examination this year are much inferior.

Because this is currently the only top scorer in Huaxia's naked exam with a full score, and it is also the youngest candidate.

It was even half the age of the second youngest candidate.

Why don't universities go crazy about it?
No, people from Beidu University of Science and Technology quarreled with people from Beidu Huaxia University of Chinese Language and Culture.

"There are so many people with perfect scores in mathematics and science. You don't want to grab the only one who has perfect scores in Chinese. Isn't it too much?"

People from Huaxia Language University said.

"Hehe, you Huaxia Language University, you shouldn't be looking for liberal arts students. Xiaotian is a science student. Why did you come here to snatch our science students?"

The University of Technology countered.

"Who said science students can't come to Huaxia University?"

The people of Huaxia Language University refused to accept it.

People from many universities started arguing in an attempt to push back their opponents.

The melon-eating crowd, who were full of melon seeds, lifted their shirts to reveal their bellies, and they were all patting their stomachs with their hands.

There was a crisp sound of "dong dong dong".

There is no other meaning, just want to replace the drumbeat with this.

Serve as the BGM for this group of university people, making them quarrel a little more intensely.

Anyway, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

The more you argue, the more excited we are.

Ye Xiaotian and Lin Shiqing came down from upstairs, and Sister Wu led the way.

Although there was no one in front, it didn't seem to affect Sister Wu's enthusiasm.

Now Sister Wu is like a bodyguard, protecting Ye Xiaotian, a big star, from those "fans" rushing up.

The eyes of the people in the university lit up when they saw Ye Xiaotian.

Sister Wu took out the sunglasses in her pocket and put them on, her air of aloofness was fully on.

Ye Xiaotian glanced at Sister Wu.

Really speechless.

As for?
So Ye Xiaotian asked: "Aunt Wu, do you still have sunglasses? Can you give me a pair?"

Lin Shiqing asked suspiciously: "Xiaotian, why do you need sunglasses?"

I drop mom!

You are so stupid, of course you can't let Aunt Wu pretend all 13!