When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

Ebi Yamamoto's computer was broken.

Apart from seeing the panda carrying the coffin, there is nothing else to do.

Ebi Yamamoto was very shocked, and the virus was too terrifying, and the "fly" could not be compared with it at all.

It can only be changed after formatting.

After finishing it, I turned on the computer, and sure enough, there was no panda carrying the coffin.

The corner of Yamamoto's mouth raised slightly, the virus was nothing more than that, and then he went to the browser to download the software.

As soon as I opened the browser, Panda Carrying the Coffin came out again.

After changing the system more than ten times in a row, Ebi Yamamoto was about to collapse.

He understood a rule. After the computer system is replaced, there is indeed no panda bearer, but as long as you click on something else, the panda bearer will appear immediately.

This computer is useless.

At the same time, Sakura's thousands of computers are in the same situation as Yamamoto's.

It's all useless.

Their virus came from the anti-virus software.

Originally, I wanted to open the anti-virus software to clean up the virus on the computer, but I didn't expect that as soon as I opened it, the computer turned into a picture of a panda carrying a coffin.

The virus of the anti-virus software came from Yamamoto's computer.

Has been lurking in the antivirus software, waiting for a computer that is not infected.

The hackers of Sakura quickly realized this problem and asked netizens to quickly uninstall the anti-virus software.

Netizens were very cooperative and immediately uninstalled the antivirus software.

The boss of the anti-virus software passed out crying in the toilet after greeting the [-]th generation of Yamamoto's ancestors hundreds of millions of times.

Do you think that after uninstalling the anti-virus software, there is no way for the panda to carry the coffin?
People look ugly, but they think they are pretty.

Panda Carrying the Coffin soon spread from anti-virus software to other software.

For example, Sakura people's favorite learning website.

In one day, the number of computers infected by Sakura exceeded [-], and the number exploded exponentially.

It won't be long before all of Sakura's computers will be infected.

If you want not to be infected, after turning on the computer, don't click on anything else, just stare at the screen.

This guarantees that the computer will not be infected, but it is no different from being useless.

If you click on something else, it is basically useless.

More and more computers are useless, which has seriously affected Sakura's economy and alarmed the upper echelons.

The higher-ups immediately avoided criticism for Yamamoto and gave him three days to remove the panda coffin-carrying virus from the cherry blossoms.

Yamamoto was so worried that his hair was about to run away. He was at a loss as to how to carry the panda's coffin.

It seems that only the teacher can be invited.

Ubi Yamamoto sighed and dialed a number.

Qingbei University.

Ye Xiaotian sat on the chair boredly, his little feet kept swinging.

"Mom, hurry up, or I won't accompany you."

Ye Xiaotian urged.

Lin Shiqing came out of the toilet and said, "Here we come."

Ye Xiaotian was speechless, before other women went shopping, they had to dress up carefully.

And my mother is a complete weirdo, going to the toilet and emptying her stomach.

Because Zhang Tingting needed to go to class, Lin Shiqing caught Ye Xiaotian and asked him to go shopping with her.

As soon as he left Qingbei School, Ye Xiaotian saw the scene of father's kindness and son's filial piety.

A father dragged his son and shouted angrily, "What is Li Bai?"

The little boy sobbed and replied, "Li Bai is an assassin."

"It's okay to stab your parents or not."

Father took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Li Bai is a poet, a famous great poet in the Tang Dynasty."

"Li Bai is not a poet."

The little boy cried and said: "Li Bai is obviously an assassin, he is a thief."

Father tried to suppress the anger in his heart.

Teach children that they should convince others with reasoning and not use hands and feet.

Just when his father put on a kind face, he saw Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian who came out of Qingbei.

This father naturally knew about Ye Xiaotian.

Compare with my son.

At that moment, the anger was burning fiercely, and it could no longer be suppressed.

"I made you an assassin."

The father slapped his hands and greeted the little boy's ass.

After a few slaps, the little boy cried even harder.

Then my father asked, "Does it hurt?"

"No pain!"

The little boy shook his head stubbornly, then cared about his father and said, "Dad, have you eaten yet? How about we go eat?"

Do you think I don't have much energy because I haven't eaten?

The father ran aside and picked up a stick.

The little boy ran over and asked innocently, "Eat."

Before he could finish speaking, the wooden stick came down.

"Wow!"

The little boy burst into tears.

Ye Xiaotian sympathized with the little boy, and shouted: "Uncle, it's time to eat."

It's dinner time, don't beat the kids.

When the father heard this, he became even more angry, thinking: "Even passers-by think that my strength is weak, and I need to work harder."

So the strength is even greater.

The little boy was crying heartbreakingly.

Seeing how fierce this uncle was, Ye Xiaotian urged his mother, "Let's go quickly."

The place where Lin Shiqing went shopping this time was a snack street in Beidu.

In her dictionary, if you come to a place and don't eat all its snacks, then it's useless.

An hour later, Lin Shiqing burped, touched her belly, and said with satisfaction:
"It's really full, how about you, Xiaotian?"

"good."

Ye Xiaotian sighed and said: "Mom, I found that you have always had one advantage."

Lin Shiqing's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly asked, "What advantages?"

"That is more edible than pigs."

Ye Xiaotian complained.

Lin Shiqing bared her teeth and said, "Eat my claw."

Two small claws pinched Ye Xiaotian's face back and forth.

Ye Xiaotian said with disgust: "Don't touch my face, all the oil is on my face."

Lin Shiqing stretched out her hand, took out the paper, wiped Ye Xiaotian's face, and said:

"Take a break, mom will take you to the Forbidden City to play."

Cherry blossoms.

Compared with Ye Xiaotian's comfort, Sakura is as busy as a spinning top.

Next to Ebi Yamamoto, there was an old man.

Ebi Yamamoto said respectfully: "Teacher, please take action to get rid of the virus in Huaxia."

The old man hated iron for being weak and said: "Little cat, you can't beat it?"

"Pandas are bears, not cats."

Yamamoto corrected him.

The old man said displeased: "You still talk back?"

Yamamoto bowed his head and said, "Don't dare."

"I still have to make a move."

The old man sighed and came to a new computer.

This old man is no ordinary person.

It's the No. [-] boss on the Sakura hacker list.

After turning on the computer, the old man clicked.

Two naive pandas crawled out slowly, stood up, and then dropped a coffin from above.

The two pandas carried the coffin one after the other, twisting the waist of the bucket constantly.

The old man said disdainfully: "Two little cats, watch how I shoot you to death."

Yamamoto corrected again: "Teacher, a panda is really not a cat, it can eat people."

"To shut up."

The old man scolded.