Best Son-in-Law

"Impatient, impatient, how can I eat hot tofu." Hao Yun said.

Brother Yemin is a natural impatient person, he can't wait for anything, let alone practice kung fu: "Brother Hao, is there no other way, for example, you teach me yourself."

Hao Yun smiled and said, "I'm still a vegetable, how can I teach you?"

"That's right." Brother Yemin shook his head helplessly, and after a while, he had an idea and said, "Hao Yun, if you quietly disappear in Rongjiang, and come back when you're good at it, wouldn't it be fine?"

"Huh?" Hao Yun was taken aback, yes, this is also a way, at least you don't have to pretend to be a dead person for several months, but where should you go when you leave Rongjiang?
"Go to Tianjing. I heard that there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers there. I have long wanted to see the world."

Hao Yun nodded. As the capital of a country, Tianjing City is indeed a good place to avoid disaster.

"Okay, I'll listen to you. Let's go to Tianjing and leave tonight. You quietly drive to the hospital to pick me up. Don't let anyone know."

Brother Yemin nodded and said, "Brother Hao, I understand, I, Yemin, are best at running around!"

……

Starting from Rongjiang, crossing Yuyang Mountain, is the highway leading to Tianjing.

The wide open space leads in all directions, and when a car walks alone on it, you will always think of the past.

So in order to divert attention, Hao Yun would ask Brother Yemin every now and then how far he was from Tianjing, and the results every time were similar to what he had guessed.

After walking like this for two days, the two of them were still only fifty miles away from Tianjing. Hao Yun couldn't help but sigh after traveling for many days. He really didn't expect that Hao Yun, the descendant of Hao Longdi, the majestic master of Tianze, would one day actually Will run away like a dog.

Near Tianjing, high-rise buildings, shining neon lights, the infinite charm of Tianjing scenery can be seen.

Brother Yemin was in a hurry to urinate, so he parked the car on the side of the road, and urinated like no one else was there. Hao Yun also took advantage of this time to look at the scenery of Tianjing. After a while, Hao Yun became obsessed with the bright future. between.

The car drove forward for a while, and the two arrived in Tianjing City. As the capital city, Tianjing is not as luxurious as Rongjiang. Hao Yun and Brother Ye Min have been running around for days. of migrant workers.

"Brother Hao, go to the Internet cafe first, my brother in Tianjing will come over later." Brother Yemin lit a cigarette and said to Hao Yun.

Hao Yun nodded and said, "Okay."

Right now, he can't do anything, and naturally he won't have any other opinions.

After turning on two machines, Hao Yun wanted to play games, but his body was not sensitive, so he could only find a variety show and watch it, but Brother Yemin clicked on the Super God Alliance and started killing.

"Fuck, I lost again..."

Brother Yemin yelled angrily, waved his hand and tapped the keyboard, causing the computer to blue screen.

"My guest, this is the third time you have taken pictures of your computer. If you do this again, believe it or not, I will get you off the computer!" The owner of the Internet cafe looked at his computer distressedly. After checking it, he found nothing wrong. , was a sigh of relief.

Brother Yemin scolded unceremoniously: "What kind of rubbish computer are you? It's stuck. I can't win at all."

The owner of the Internet cafe immediately darkened his brows and scolded: "Damn it, you're downloading movies and playing games at the same time, if the internet speed doesn't slow down, then you've seen a ghost?"

Brother Yemin laughed on the spot. He looked at the owner of the Internet cafe and asked confidently: "What's wrong, can't the computers in your Internet cafe download videos?"

"..."

With such a righteous look, the owner of the Internet cafe really wanted to slap him to death, but seeing Brother Ye Min's fierce face, he could only sigh helplessly in the end.

Brother Yemin turned on the computer again, and said again: "I said boss, what are you doing standing behind the *, do you want to eat my stinky fart? I'm not talking about you, you Tianjing people have really unique hobbies."

The owner of the Internet cafe said with a smirk: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just worried that you will damage my computer. After all, migrant workers like you can't add up to 200 yuan. My computer Although it’s not expensive, it costs four to five thousand one set, what if you break it?”

"Besides, I'm also a veteran player of Yasuo, listen to my advice, this hero is not suitable for you, don't play anymore."

Brother Yemin was immediately unconvinced: "Hehe, what a crazy tone, do you know what rank I am? Do you know how proficient my Yasuo is? You dare to say such things in front of me. You really don't know what to do. Now give I apologize, or I will beat you to death later."

"You still want to beat me, do you know who I hang out with?" The owner of the Internet cafe sneered and said, "Have you heard of Brother Xiaolong on Chang'an Street? He has dozens of brothers under his command. If I call him over, believe me Do you not believe that you were abolished on the spot?"

"If you have the guts, call me over, you fucking, say you are fat, and you are panting. I am a big brother in our Rongjiang. Who on the road will call me Brother Yemin, how dare you pretend in front of me? force."

"Hey, brag about you, just like you, Brother Huan, I beg you, don't be ashamed!"

After listening to them quarreling for a while, Hao Yun asked Brother Ye Min, "How long has it been now, why hasn't your brother come here?"

Brother Yemin raised his hand and looked at his watch, and replied: "From the time we entered the Internet cafe, it will take about three or four hours. It is probably due to a traffic jam in Tianjing City. Brother Hao, wait patiently. If you are hungry, I will give it to you." You order a bucket of instant noodles."

Hearing this, Hao Yun immediately strangled Brother Yemin's neck, grabbed his face and said, "Brother Yemin, you are so considerate. I am like this, why don't you give me instant noodles?"

"How can it be, how can it be, Brother Hao, I'm not afraid that you have nothing to do!"

When Hao Yun heard this, his anger gradually died down, and he said, "Forget it, instant noodles are fine, after all, this is not home."

Brother Yemin sighed: "Brother Hao, you have to take good care of your wounds. When we return to Rongjiang, you can eat all the delicacies from mountains and seas, what the fuck."

Brother Yemin waved his hands pretendingly, and said, "Brother Hao, I'm out of breath, let go, hold it for a while, brother, I'll see Hades before you."

Hao Yun kicked him dumbfounded, and cursed: "Fuck off your sister...the drama is too much."

"Hey, I'm a professional stage actor!" Brother Ye Min rubbed his neck and glared, but when he met Hao Yun's gaze, which was also not to be outdone, he froze instantly, and said with a lack of confidence: "A professional stage play actor …But so what, if I hadn’t joined the club later, I would have become an international superstar like Tom Cruise!”

"Hey, it's amazing!" Hao Yun gave him a thumbs up.