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"I'll go." After checking for a long time, Zhang Long was also stunned, staring at the gourd baby in his hand, wondering, "Are you fucking male or female?"

It's no wonder that the dead can't tell the gender of the gourd baby, and neither can Zhang Long. This gourd baby is just a gourd, with a naked body and no characteristics that can prove the gender. How to tell?

"Woooo..." Just when Zhang Long was about to turn over the gourd baby for inspection again, the gourd baby cried, with crystal tears in his big eyes, and a pair of small arms kept stretching towards the direction of death, obviously I don't want to stay in Zhang Long's hands anymore.

"Don't cry, big brother just wants to see if you are a boy or a girl." Sizhijian ran over, took the gourd baby from Zhang Long, and comforted him while stroking it with his small hands.

Looking at the gourd baby in the dead hands, Zhang Long secretly guessed that this Linglong beast really has no gender distinction, maybe even the gender can be changed at will in the future, it is really a strange evildoer.

Seeing that Si Zhijian was having fun with Cucurbit Baby, Zhang Long didn't bother him any more, leaving a bag of crystals for Si Zhijian, so he went back to his room first, planning to pack up and go down the mountain tomorrow morning.

He didn't intend to tell Shan Hong and Bai Luo, and it wasn't a life-and-death farewell, and talking about the virtues of those two, it would be better if they didn't see each other.

There was nothing to clean up in the house. If the Linglong Beast hadn't just hatched and was still struggling to die, Zhang Long could leave at any time.

Sitting on the bed, Zhang Long thought about how Yuan Yang would feel when he saw himself and Shi Zhijian leaving, and whether he would embarrass himself with the rules of leaving the school without permission. I don't know how to embarrass myself.

He practiced all night, and the next morning, Zhang Long called him dead, and went down the mountain with Wangcai and Huluwa.

The strange thing is that none of Zhang Long's guesses all night came true. The entire sect almost regarded Zhang Long and Shi Zhijian as air, and it was unimpeded. When these disciples saw Zhang Long and Shi Zhijian, they looked up at the sky one after another, pretending to be a pillar, and only after Zhang Long and Shi Zhijian walked away did they heave a long sigh of relief, and then continued to install the pillars.

It wasn't until they reached the mountain gate that they finally became restless. Yuan Yang stood alone at the mountain gate, watching Zhang Long and Si Zhijian approaching from afar, and a smile appeared on his face. That smile was sinister. Cunning, wishing to kill Zhang Long with a smile.

"Wow, isn't this Teacher Yuanyang? He's smiling so brightly. Are you eating honey?" Zhang Long approached with a teasing smile.

"Hehe," Yuan Yang sneered, and changed the subject: "Are you going down the mountain now?"

"What? Can't you?" Zhang Long's tone was provocative.

"Of course." Yuan Yang said immediately, "I'm just a little confused. I don't know how long nephew Zhang Long will be there? Maybe he will leave Xuanxinzong just like that."

"Oh, don't worry." Zhang Long took two steps forward, looked at Yuan Yang solemnly and said, "In a year, I will definitely come to make gestures with you."

"Very good! Waiting for you." Yuan Yang smiled darkly.

Zhang Long ignored him, winked at Shi Zhijian, and went down the mountain.

Not long after Zhang Long and Shi Zhijian left, a white shadow flew down from the mountain and came to Yuan Yang's side.

"Why did this kid go?" Ye Xingyun squinted his eyes and asked looking at Zhang Long and the dead ones who had gone away.

"Maybe it's because I stayed at the mountain gate for a long time. Since I brought that little girl with me, I guess I went to some Citi tribe." Yuan Yangxie guessed with a smile.

"The Citi tribe? Oh," Ye Xingyun smiled, "I was thinking about how to lure him out of the mountain gate, but it seems unnecessary."

"Are you ready?" Yuan Yang's face suddenly darkened, and he asked in a low voice.

"It's all ready." Ye Xingyun also smiled proudly.

Yuan Yang took a light breath, and then emphasized: "It's best to make it leak-proof, and don't involve us in it."

"Don't worry." Ye Xingyun smiled more confidently, looked up at the sky, and said leisurely: "My plan is flawless, as long as this fuse is lit, we don't need to take action, and someone will naturally get rid of him for us."

"That would be great! I really don't want to see his face again for a day."

"Why am I not? If my master comes back and finds out that the ice-winged bird he gave me died in the hands of that kid, I really don't know how angry he will be." Ye Xingyun said, and after a pause he said with enjoyment: "However, He probably won't live long, and when the time comes, I will be able to give my master an explanation, and Ice Wing Bird an explanation."

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The two guessed right, after going down the mountain, Zhang Long went straight to the Citi tribe with his death in his hands.Today's Shizhijian belongs to the Yu family after all, and Yu Wanheng is her father, so she can't leave her father alone and run around with Shizhijian, so it's better to go to the Citi tribe first before talking about it.

The sun was shining brightly, the sky was clear, and the two of them had a great time walking along the way. They had been teasing the gourd baby, or teaching it to speak, or introducing various novelties encountered on the road.

In Huanxin City, they got a cart pulled by a white rhinoceros and some food, and the two of them took the car out of Huanxin City and rushed all the way to the Huaqi tribe.

I heard from Si Zhijian that the Huaqi tribe is extremely far away from Xuanxinzong, and it can be regarded as the edge of Xuanxinzong's [-]-mile sphere of influence. It is located at the junction of the Shangdong tribe, Yanling tribe, and Yanghe tribe. The Citi tribe is attached to the Yanling tribe.

This junction of the three major tribes belongs to the place where the power is most unstable, and it is also the most insecure place. If it were changed to the former Wuyou Continent, it might be peaceful. People have no desire for power, so there will be no fights, but now In the Wuyou Continent, cultivation is not only for immortality and comprehension of the laws of heaven and earth, but more for self-protection or to satisfy one's own selfish desires.

Today's Wuyou Continent is already in a period of turmoil. Various unknown reasons have caused the erosion of darkness to become more and more serious. The volcano is about to erupt.

And at the junction of power, wars are naturally inevitable. Even if there are no major killings, small collisions will happen from time to time. The reason why Xingyi wants to destroy Yu Wanheng and seize the leader of the tribe is to make the tribe safer, but the method is different. Xingyi advocates expanding and growing the Citi tribe. Only then can it be safer, and Yu Wanheng, like the traditional Sheng Ling, is not warlike, so he can only rely on attracting some powerful forces to protect himself.

Speaking of it, neither of these two people is wrong, but in today's Wuyou Continent, Yu Wanheng's method seems unreliable.

Zhang Long, who has experienced countless battles, naturally sees this kind of thing very clearly. He can guess the location of the Citi tribe just by listening to the introduction of the dead.

The white rhinoceros walked non-stop for three days, away from Xuanxinzong, and reached the edge of Xuanxinzong's sphere of influence, and the Huaqi tribe was also in sight.

At this time, the vehicle happened to enter a mountain road, which was the same mountain road when Zhang Long met Shi Zhijian.

There are flowers and plants on both sides of the mountain road, and beyond the flowers and plants are high mountains. On the rather empty mountain road, there is only the sound of vehicles rolling over the bluestone road.

"Whoosh..."

Suddenly, a sharp piercing sound fell from the sky, Zhang Long was not prepared at all, who knew that this place would be attacked, and it was too late when the mental power caught the piercing sound.

"Be careful!" With his eyes fixed, Zhang Long yelled suddenly, raised his hand and pulled Shi Zhijian into his arms. The next second, he heard the panicked cry of the white rhinoceros from outside the car.

As if startled by something, the white rhinoceros' eyes suddenly widened, and it began to run wildly on the mountain road, making the vehicle extremely bumpy.

"Boom!" Zhang Long didn't hesitate, he hugged Si Zhijian directly, and with a thought, a cloud of red mist exploded on his body automatically, the vehicle exploded, Zhang Long hugged Si Zhijian and floated down from the sky.

When his feet touched the ground, Zhang Long instinctively turned his head and looked at the place where the sound of breaking the air fell. On the flat green and white ground, there was an arrow, a dark green wooden arrow, but as hard as a stone. , It actually caused several gaps to crack on the blue and white ground.

"Grandma's!" Zhang Long grinned, raised his head and cursed at the sky depressedly: "That bastard is just shooting arrows? Don't you know it will hurt innocent people?"

No one responded, the sky was still blue and the sun was still shining brightly, but Zhang Long narrowed his eyes.

He heard a faint sound, like the sound of an energy explosion.

Someone is fighting.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long raised his eyes, let go of his already strong mental power, and soon, the sound of fighting became clear.

"Go, go over and have a look!" Looking at a corner at the end of the mountain road, Zhang Long picked up Shi Zhijian and rushed over.

Not too reckless, when reaching the corner, Zhang Long hid his breath and looked out with his probe.

"Yeah!" Before Zhang Long could see what happened, he was the first to scream, "That seems to be Princess Yanfei! Why is she here? She seems to have been attacked."