God level funny comparison system

Since Chen Longyi and a dozen other students were seriously injured, they were sent to the hospital overnight.The other students under Han Xiaole had already been eliminated from the forest battle, so the forest battle of Han Xiaole's students was the first to end.

Except for Chen Longyi and others who were sent to the hospital, the rest were resting in the dormitory, including Xiang Chaoyang and Chen Siyu.

After Zhang Long and Han Xiaole left the base office, they also returned to the dormitory area. However, Zhang Long did not return to his own dormitory, but was taken to her dormitory by Han Xiaole.

The familiar room, the familiar bed, Zhang Long suddenly imagined.

"Sit down." Han Xiaole pointed to the chair beside the table, her voice suddenly became extremely gentle.

Zhang Long was taken aback, and looked back, only to see Han Xiaole looking at him with a confused look, with a smile on his lips, just like a maid seeing her master.

"Gudong." Zhang Long couldn't help swallowing, it was tricky.

"Well, Instructor Han, what do you mean by looking at me like this?" Zhang Long moved his body back and asked, maintaining his composure.

Han Xiaole didn't answer immediately, but pulled a chair and sat down next to Zhang Long, and then stared at Zhang Long with winking eyes.

The four eyes met, one was nervous, the other was confused, looking and looking, Zhang Long was stared at within a few minutes.

Han Xiaole's eyes were like a snake spirit staring at Tang Seng, so fucking uncertain.

"Oh, instructor Han, are you crazy?" Zhang Long stood up suddenly, and shouted tremblingly, "Tell me what's going on, don't look at me like that, you are my instructor."

"Hehe...you are so cute." Han Xiaole unhurriedly raised his jade hand, squeezed his orchid fingers and murmured in a soft nasal voice that captivated the soul.

"Damn it..." Zhang Long was sluggish, saliva accumulated in his mouth, and then he couldn't help but reached out and touched Han Xiaole's forehead, it didn't burn, why did it become like this all of a sudden?

"It's not that I have a fever, it's that you're flirting..." Han Xiaole continued to say seductively as he gently raised his hand and pulled Zhang Long onto the chair.

"Through my observation these days, you seem to be interested in me." After a slight pause, Han Xiaole winked at Zhang Long.

Zhang Long has lost his mind, am I interested in you?You think I'm really perverted.

Han Xiaole's talent is good, but it's definitely not Zhang Long's style. Besides, Han Xiaole is an instructor and he is a student. The relationship between the two makes it difficult for Zhang Long to think of going to other places. It's fine to imagine it in his head. Really, Zhang Long really didn't mean that.

"Instructor, I think you have misunderstood." Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long withdrew his gaze, looked forward, held his head high, and said solemnly: "I, Zhang Long, a man who is 1.7 meters and [-] meters tall, how could I treat myself like this?" The trainer had that kind of thought. It looks like I’m usually fooling around, but in fact it’s just a cover-up, I’m just, upright, and straight-forward!”

"Hehe, is it?" Looking at Zhang Long's gentlemanly expression, Han Xiaole's eyes flashed a hint of teasing, took a teacup from the table, poured water and handed it to Zhang Long, saying: "Don't be nervous, You see your lips are dry, come, drink some water."

Without even thinking about it, Zhang Long grabbed the cup and gulped it down. He really got a little angry.

"Instructor, I have nothing to do, I'll go first." Putting down his teacup, Zhang Long stood up and made a gesture to leave.

"Don't worry." Han Xiaole pressed it down again, "Anyway, there is only the last item left for training, why not chat with me here, we will be separated soon."

"Nimma, it's definitely tricky!" Feeling Han Xiaole's artificially charming posture, Zhang Long made a judgment in his heart, so he took a deep breath, forced himself to remain calm, and sat down again to see how this woman was. What do you want to do.

"Come, drink water." Han Xiaole poured another glass of water.

Zhang Long didn't think much about it, and drank it with a gulp.

"Instructor, do you want to ask about that video? I've said it all. I didn't do it. As for my cultivation, I have nothing to say." Putting down the water glass, Zhang Long looked forward.

He didn't dare to look at Han Xiaole, Han Xiaole was really attractive at the moment, but there was obviously a trap in this weird performance, in order not to be tricked by Han Xiaole, Zhang Long could only bear not to look at him.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl kept rolling her eyes at Zhang Long, blaming him for still not being able to focus on beauties.

"Hehe..." Han Xiaole suddenly covered his mouth and chuckled, "I know you didn't do it, don't worry, I won't make it difficult for you anymore, on the contrary, after getting along with you these days, I found that you are still very popular with girls Oh."

Zhang Long took another deep breath, his face was flushed, and his heart was about to jump out.

It was already early morning, when the sun was rising, and a gentle, blood-like light came in from the window. In the warm and charming red light, the fragrance on Han Xiaole's body seemed to become more intense...

"Look at you, your lips are dry again, come drink water, don't damage your body." Han Xiaole handed over the teacup in a timely manner.

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Ever since, Zhang Long was repeatedly flirted with by instructor Han Xiaole, the flirtatiousness was inexplicable.

But one thing worth mentioning is that Han Xiaole was particularly concerned today. In less than an hour, Zhang Long drank more than a dozen glasses of water.

So, he had a urgency to urinate.

"Cough, instructor, I think I'll be here today. I want to go to the bathroom, so I can rest in the dormitory." Zhang Long stood up, planning to escape from the charm of the goblin again.

Han Xiaole's beautiful eyes lit up involuntarily, and an imperceptible smile flashed across the corner of his mouth.

"Stinky boy, I'm finally going to pee, cluck..." Seeing Zhang Long twisting his body in a hurry to urinate, Han Xiaole burst into laughter.

She really didn't have a fever. Ever since she left the base office, she had started planning how to force Zhang Long to reveal his true cultivation again.

So, she thought of this method, killing two birds with one stone, not only can she catch the evidence that Zhang Long urinated in her water glass, but also use it as Zhang Long's handle, so that this little thing can be dealt with in the future.

These thoughts flashed through his mind quickly, Han Xiaole got up, grabbed Zhang Long again, winked and said with a smile: "You are still so polite with me, the toilets of the students are so dirty, let me solve it here." Han Xiaole pointed to the toilet in the room.

Zhang Long blinked, feeling a little doubt in his heart, but he was soon overwhelmed by the urgency to urinate. It is not bad to use Han Xiaole's toilet to solve it.

"Ha, thank you instructor." After saying something decisively, Zhang Long strode towards Han Xiaole's toilet.

The door of the toilet closed with a click, Han Xiaole smiled, she raised her wrist, a wristwatch was added to her white jade wrist at some point, the watch had an extremely sci-fi screen, and there were two indicators on the screen, one red and one green lamp.

After Han Xiaole's arrangement, this thing has been connected with an imperceptible detector thrown in the toilet, and the only function of that detector is to instantly detect the composition of all liquids.

Han Xiaole's watch contains the liquid that Zhang Long urinated in Han Xiaole's water cup before, as long as the test results match, it will be displayed on the watch.

"Shua la la..." There was a waterfall-like sound in the toilet.

"Cool..." Zhang Long raised his head and sighed involuntarily.

At the same time, Han Xiaole outside, on the watch on his wrist, the green light suddenly lit up.

"Hehe, it really is you." Looking at the display on the watch, Han Xiaole's eyes flashed a sly coldness.

After Zhang Long finished his work, he just walked out of the toilet and froze in place. He found that Han Xiaole suddenly seemed to be a different person. The previous charm and temptation were all gone, replaced by Mei Chaofeng, whom Zhang Long was very familiar with. expression.

"Damn it." Zhang Long's heart sank all of a sudden, knowing that he had fallen into a trap, but after thinking about it, he couldn't figure out what was being plotted by the other party.

"Don't think about it," the little girl reminded, "There is a tiny detector in the toilet where you urinated just now, and now you, a beautiful instructor, have the evidence that you urinated in someone else's cup, iron proof, giggling... ..."

"My mother..." Zhang Long opened his mouth wide and shouted in his heart, "Then you didn't say it earlier!"

Hearing this, the little girl in the Sea of ​​Consciousness curled her lips, then sat in the void, shaking her head while dangling her calves, and said nonchalantly: "Actually, I wanted to remind you just now, but I was afraid that you would say that I was peeking at you." You pee! How can such a cute girl like me do such a thing, so I didn't remind you. "

"Your sister." Zhang Long felt that he had met the most ignorant girl in the universe, "Then why are you reminding me now for Mao? Does it mean that you didn't peek at me when I reminded you a few minutes later?"

"Oh, don't I regret it now..." The little girl rolled her eyes and said rather aggrieved.

"You win, your whole family wins!" Zhang Long shouted bitterly.

He still maintained a dull expression on his face. At this moment, Han Xiaole came over and took off his watch as he walked.

"This device has the urine holographic decomposition data of the bastard who sneaked into my room and urinated in my water cup before, and there is a holographic analyzer in the toilet where you just peed. The result is that, on some irreplaceable data , what you spilled out exactly matches what was in the water glass before, why do you think this is?"

Dangling the wrist watch in front of Zhang Long, Han Xiaole raised her eyebrows with a strange expression.

"Yeah, why is that? Tsk tsk, this is a problem, a difficult one." Zhang Long raised his hand and scratched his head, looked at the roof, and began to play dumb.

Han Xiaole's complexion suddenly became gloomy, he raised his hand and pointed at Zhang Long, and shouted angrily: "Zhang Long, you bastard, you are so bold that you dare to pee in my water glass. You, you wait! Now, get out of here immediately !"

The roar was mixed with huge energy fluctuations, and the whole room trembled.

Zhang Long didn't care about these things, he let himself go, he laughed dryly twice, turned around and ran away.

"Zhang Long, please remember, the last training task, I will kill you!" After Zhang Long ran out of the room, Han Xiaole roared again from behind.

"Go on buddy, ahaha!" While running into the dormitory, Zhang Long laughed wildly in his heart, and when he thought of that water glass, he felt an inexplicable sense of accomplishment!