God level funny comparison system

Zhang Long staggered back to the dormitory.

"I want a life...life in full bloom..." He sang a high-pitched classic song with his unique drake voice, and the last word "life" was decisively broken, broken and fragmented.

"Wow." Pushing open the door, Zhang Long walked into the dormitory.

Under the influence of alcohol, everything in front of him was hazy, almost romantic, so Zhang Long half-closed his eyes and came to his bed by instinct. Lying on the bed.

"Boom." His head hit the bed, making a loud sound.

The dormitory was very quiet, donkey-faced Yao Zicheng was standing in front of the wall beside the door, applying a mask in front of the mirror, Xu Xianlong was sitting on his bed picking his toes, and Yu Fanjian was also sitting on his own bed, maintaining his usual upright posture.

Hearing the sound of Zhang Long's head hitting the bed, several people clattered and turned their eyes to Zhang Long's direction. Xu Xianlong and Yao Zicheng, who looked like a ghost with a white mask on his face, had panic in their eyes. It was as if the sound of Zhang Long's head hitting the bed was a harbinger of a big war.

Only Yu Fanjian, hearing that voice, had a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Oh shit..." After lying on the bed for a few seconds, Zhang Long felt the pain of his forehead hitting the bed. He raised his hand to rub it, and then touched the bed. Without opening his eyes, he murmured: "Your sister, look I really drank too much, why is the bed so hard today?"

"Gudong." Both Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong swallowed heavily, the horror in their eyes became more intense, looking at Zhang Long was like looking at a time bomb.

After speaking, Zhang Long lay down on his stomach and was about to go back to sleep, his hands fumbled on the bed again, his brows wrinkled involuntarily.

That's when I felt something was wrong.

Why does the bed feel like there is no bedding?Just the bed board!
"Huh?" Zhang Long finally opened his eyes, staring at the bare bed board, and murmured: "Sister, whose bed is this? Why is there no bedding?"

"Hiss..." Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong gasped again, and then they quickly lowered their heads, busy with their own tasks, but their hands were trembling.

After staring at the bed board for a long time, Zhang Long struggled to get up, glanced around, and then his whole face turned gloomy.

At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was still blazing, shining in through the window, reflecting the gloom on Zhang Long's face extremely clearly.

Most of the time he woke up from the drunkenness, he saw clearly that he had slept in the right place, this was his bed, but the bedding on the bed was gone, only the hard and bare board was left.

He remembered very clearly that when he came back, he clearly made the bed, and everyone else in the dormitory was present.

So here comes the problem, there is something tricky on the cliff.

His eyes swept over the faces of the other three people in the dormitory, and then Zhang Long glanced around the dormitory again, and finally his eyes fell out of the window.

"Plop." He jumped down directly, leaned on the window and looked, sure enough, there was a pile of quilts on the lawn downstairs, Zhang Long's quilt, his pillow was even hung on a tree.

Obviously, someone threw his luggage downstairs, the fourth floor!
Shameless and obscene!
I've seen unscrupulous people, but I've never seen such unscrupulous ones. It's kind of a one-on-one fight. What's the matter with venting your anger on the bedding?
Zhang Long was angry.

"Who did it?" A sullen voice echoed in the dormitory, and the temperature in the whole dormitory dropped a lot.

"Brother Long is not me!"

"Brother Long, don't look at me, it's not me, I swear!"

In the gloomy atmosphere, Xu Xianlong and Yao Zicheng hurriedly shook their heads to defend themselves, especially Yao Zicheng, whose voice was extremely stiff due to the mask on his face, but he was afraid that Zhang Long would not be able to do it, so he burst into tears.

They are also freshmen. They have seen the scene where Zhang Long defeated Yan Chen in the base training. In their hearts, Zhang Long is still a lunatic who is not afraid of anything, killing people every minute. How dare you offend him.

Besides, they had always gotten along well with Zhang Long, so they wouldn't do such a villainous thing with unlimited morals.

Looking at the performance of Xu Xianlong and Yao Zicheng, Zhang Long took a breath, and his eyes fell on Yu Fan, who was in the lower bunk of Xu Xianlong's gym, and then a cold light flashed in his eyes, and he froze.

"Hello? Why are you looking at me?" Feeling the coldness in Zhang Long's eyes, Yu Fanjian blinked guiltily and said, "Could it be that you suspect that I threw your luggage downstairs? You have to prove it Oh, if you don’t believe me, ask them if I did it?”

Saying that, Yu Fanjian stood up, stared back at Xu Xianlong who was on the upper bunk, and then turned his head to look at Yao Zicheng in front of the mirror. When he looked at the two, a threatening look instinctively appeared in his eyes.

"Haha, Brother Long, I didn't see that."

"That's right, Brother Long, I didn't see it either, haha."

Xu Xianlong and Yao Zicheng said something alone, then laughed a few times and went about their own business again.

Seeing this, Yu Fanjian smiled triumphantly, gave Zhang Long a playful look and said, "You see. If you don't have proof, don't guess. We are all college students, so we must be reasonable."

After finishing speaking, he sat back on his bed proudly.

As soon as his butt touched the bed, Xu Xianlong on the upper bunk and Yao Zicheng on the other side suddenly turned their heads and winked at Zhang Long. His eyes fell on Yu Fanjian's body, so hard that Ling's eyes almost fell out.

Obviously, the two wanted to tell Zhang Long in this silent way that his bedding was thrown down by Yu Fanjian.

His eyes swept over the two of them, and once again landed on Yu Fanjian's face, Zhang Long smiled.

"Hello? What are you laughing at? I told you it wasn't me, or you'd have to show evidence."

"Evidence?" The corner of Zhang Long's mouth curled up in a strange way, this guy is really stubborn, last time in Le Ying's class, he asked Zhang Long for evidence.

In Zhang Long's eyes, evidence is a magic thing. What he believes never needs any evidence, not to mention that there are already two people as circumstantial evidence.

"Stupid, you are really interesting. Is the evidence your relatives? Fuck you!"

"Tom!"

Raising his sword eyebrows, anger suddenly appeared on his handsome face, Zhang Long raised his foot involuntarily, and hit Yu Fanjian right in the face.

Yu Fanjian was sitting on the bed, while Zhang Long was standing on the table in front of the window, he was superior to others, this kick directly covered Yu Fanjian's face.

"Ouch!"

Completely caught off guard, Yu Fanjian let out a muffled grunt and fell on his back, while Zhang Long took the opportunity to go up.

In the sound of the wind, Zhang Long jumped down from the table, and immediately held the edge of Yu Fanjian's upper bunk with both hands, his feet jumped up, and raindrops fell on Yu Fanjian's body.

"Fuck you, you're playing dirty for me, right? You, you, you're pretty creative, come on, throw it again, throw it, I'm fooling you, still throw it, come and throw it again ..."

Amidst the crackling sound, Zhang Long followed the rhythm of his feet and cursed angrily.

And Yu Fanjian curled up into a ball instinctively, confused by the sudden attack.

The bleakness in his heart, beating people without evidence, is there any justice, is there any law of the king!

Hooligans, real hooligans!As a college student, how can he shoot and hurt people indiscriminately without evidence?
However, Zhang Long didn't pay attention to the evidence of the gods. This is because he has grown up. If it were replaced by his temper when he was a child, Zhang Long only needs one reason to beat someone... I see you are not happy!

Zhang Long is really angry this time, the worst thing to see is this kind of thing that dare not face the enemy, but takes other people's things to vent his anger. It's just a quilt, it's up to you!

Both feet landed on Yu Fanjian's body like lightning, the speed was so fast that Yu Fanjian's upper and lower bunks were filled with afterimages, and the wind was loud.

Xu Xianlong on the upper bunk and Yao Zicheng in front of the mirror were stunned. They fought as soon as they said they wanted to, they were so domineering!
After 1 minute, Zhang Long stopped, and then stood quietly in front of the bed, looking at Yu Fanjian on the bed with a cold expression.

Although it was only 1 minute, Yu Fanjian had already been kicked into a pig's head.

He was half lying on the bed, his eyes were wide open, and he stared at Zhang Long with an unbelievable gaze, his eyes trembled violently, and the anger in his heart slowly evaporated.

Originally, I thought that Zhang Long would not be able to embarrass him without evidence, so that he could secretly watch Zhang Long get angry to comfort himself from the anger he suffered last time, but he did not expect that this guy in front of him is a complete hooligan. .

Playing cards out of common sense at all!
"Rogue, Zhang Long, you are a rogue. You, you have no evidence, if you don't have evidence, you will hit me..."

"Stupid... bang!"

Yu Fanjian raised his finger tremblingly and pointed at Zhang Long. He just sat up and wanted to express his reasoning, but before he finished speaking, Zhang Long's slap bloomed on his face.

The crisp sound made it painful to hear, Xu Xianlong and Yao Zicheng immediately grinned, looking at Zhang Long with fear in their eyes, this person is not easy to mess with.

As for Yu Fanjian, he was slapped and turned his face sideways. After being dazed for a second or two, his body began to tremble violently, his eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes, his heart was filled with anger, and then he ran away!
"Ah... Zhang Long, I, I will fight with you!"