God level funny comparison system

"You want to invite me to drink tea?" Zhang Long smiled evilly, "You are so nice?"

"Damn, of course." Liu Yueqing said something insincere, her beautiful eyes twitched, and she said while thinking: "I beat you so badly last time, so, that's why I want to apologize."

"Hehe." Zhang Long laughed. Of course he didn't think that Liu Yueqing really wanted to invite him to drink tea. Did anyone invite someone to drink tea in the middle of the night?Do you know that drinking tea affects sleep?Besides, is there anyone who takes a whip as soon as tea is served?

However, Zhang Long really wanted to know what kind of medicine was sold in this woman's gourd. There was no way, Liu Yueqing's performance tonight was really abnormal.

"Bring me tea in the middle of the night, tsk tsk, Teacher Liu, you make me think so easily." With a look of mischief in his eyes, Zhang Long looked up and down Liu Yueqing's exposed figure, with a melodious and authentic voice.

Liu Yueqing's face turned red, and a flash of anger flashed in her eyes, but she tried her best not to burst out, but tried her best to show a charming smile.

"Haha, Brother Long, you didn't think wrongly, we understand." Xu Xianlong laughed.

"Yes, yes, yes, I understand." Yu Fanjian also echoed.

Yao Zicheng, on the other hand, stared at Liu Yueqing's proud figure with burning eyes, and while drooling, he said idiotically: "I just don't know if Teacher Liu recommends hiring another person. After all, how old are we younger than you? Brother Long, I'm afraid I can't satisfy you."

"Pervert! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll slap you to death!" Suddenly turning her head, Liu Yueqing cast her murderous eyes on Yao Zicheng, and shouted in a deep voice.

Yao Zicheng shuddered suddenly, and quickly took two steps back.

"Go away, freak, don't be a light bulb!" Xu Xianlong pulled Yao Zicheng over, then looked back at Zhang Long and said, "Brother Long, you have business to do, brothers don't bother you, what are you supposed to do, See you tomorrow."

After speaking, both he and Yu Fanjian cast all eyes at Zhang Long mysteriously, and then forcibly pulled away Yao Zicheng who was still staring at Liu Yueqing in a daze.

After several people walked away, Zhang Long narrowed his eyes, his voice became ethereal, and he said leisurely, "Didn't you invite me to drink tea? Lead the way."

"Gudong." Liu Yueqing swallowed her saliva, glanced at Zhang Long with some guilt, and strode towards the door of the Women's College without saying a word.

It was only then that Zhang Long discovered that under the wall next to the entrance of the Women's College, there was a shiny black sports car with perfect streamlines and a sci-fi cool appearance, which was very valuable.

Liu Yueqing drove up to Zhang Long, the car door automatically opened, and Zhang Long sat in.

The deep and magnetic sound of the engine sounded, two streams of azure energy sprayed out from the rear of the car, and the sports car swept away like flying.

The street was quiet in the middle of the night, only this car was running fast, and it seemed quite carefree.

All the way without words.Liu Yueqing really brought Zhang Long to her off-campus residence, a villa far away from the city.

Along the way, Zhang Long remained vigilant. It was obvious that Liu Yueqing invited him to drink tea, so he had to guard against it. However, he was obviously a little overwhelmed, and nothing happened until the two of them entered the villa.

In Zhang Long's Sea of ​​Consciousness, the little girl has also been vigilant. Through the powerful mental power of the Zhijian system, she scanned all movements within a few hundred meters. As a result, she found nothing. In this villa, except for Zhang Long Apart from Liu Yueqing, there were no other creatures.

The villa has three floors. After entering the door, the two sat in the living room on the first floor. Looking around, Zhang Long couldn't help frowning.

This Liu Yueqing is really a weird person.

Her room layout is not like other girls, either gorgeous, or cartoon, or holy, but a very different kind of decoration.

The tone of the whole living room is very dark, between black and gray, whether it is the color of the furniture or the wall, most of them are like this, the only few bright colors are also red that is close to blood, the overall style gives people a sense of calmness. An extremely depressing and gloomy feeling.

Looking at such a room, Zhang Long was even more sure that this woman was extraordinary. Ever since Liu Yueqing showed her indifference to life when his grandfather and Liu Yueqing were fighting that night, Zhang Long had already suspected that she was just a teacher. No matter how high the cultivation base is, it is impossible to have that kind of xinxing.

Anyone who is able to face death has experienced great storms, even experienced death. How could a teacher have such an experience?
Just when Zhang Long was thinking, Liu Yueqing had already come out from another room with a cup of tea.

A strange and strong tea fragrance rushed over, Zhang Long frowned, feeling his vision panicked, as if hallucinating.

As the eldest son of the Zhang family of the top ten families, Zhang Long has seen many teas, but this is definitely the first time he smells this kind of tea.

"This tea is not right." Shaking his head, Zhang Long said something in the sea of ​​knowledge.

"You're right." The little girl had a cute smile on her face, and she said confidently, "There is something wrong with this tea, but don't worry, drink it boldly, there is nothing tricky that the Burning Sword System can't handle."

Zhang Long took a deep breath, turned his head to look at Liu Yueqing with a calm expression on his face.

Liu Yueqing happened to be standing opposite him, holding the teacup in front of Zhang Long with a pair of jade hands.

The heat was lingering, and the strange tea fragrance became more intense, and Zhang Long's vision became more hazy and psychedelic. Looking up at Liu Yueqing, Zhang Long's heart couldn't help but tremble.

The cliff is an illusion.

Liu Yueqing, who was standing in front of him at this moment, had already changed into a set of clothes, a gorgeous cheongsam, the skirt was slit all the way to the waist, as if there was a breeze blowing, the skirt was fluttering and snow-white.

The fragrance was tangy, and Liu Yueqing's gorgeous face also had an extremely provocative smile, her eyes were like silk, her red lips were lightly parted, and even her voice became extremely sweet.

Zhang Long can conclude that this is definitely an illusion. It has only been 2 minutes since Liu Yueqing came in, so how could it be possible that he changed his clothes?

However, this hallucination is really unbearable.

Liu Yueqing at this moment, in this gloomy room, is simply a blooming rose, with water droplets rolling down on the petals, the whole person is shrouded in bright brilliance, like a fairy descending to earth.

"Isn't it very fragrant? Let's drink the fragrance, cluck..." Liu Yueqing's voice was so captivating, and the gesture of covering his mouth and chuckling was even more powerful and irresistible.

Zhang Long took a deep breath, holding on to the last trace of sobriety, and after confirming with the little girl again that he was fine, he took the teacup and drank it down.

Immediately, the world spun, and Liu Yueqing, who was opposite, also had a satisfied smile on his indifferent face.

She really didn't change her clothes, and she didn't make that kind of gesture. She was always standing in front of Zhang Long in tattered black clothes, with an indifferent expression on her face from beginning to end.

But now seeing Zhang Long's dazed eyes, she smiled.

"Brat, aren't you ruthless? After drinking my Huan Shen San, let's see how proud you are!" Liu Yueqing said with a scheming smile on the corner of her mouth. After she finished speaking, she folded her arms and said quietly. Looking at Zhang Long.

Zhang Long shook his head first, then his eyes became dull, and finally he looked at Liu Yueqing with a very empty look, and then fainted on the sofa.

Of course, it was a fake fainting!
"Wow... death is cheap, this medicine is strong enough! What is this guy trying to do?"

Lying on the sofa with his eyes closed, Zhang Long yelled in surprise in his heart, if it weren't for the Zhijian system, he would fall into the hands of this woman today.

At the moment when Zhang Long was recruiting, the Zhijian system had already dissolved the toxins in his body, and it only took a few seconds.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl shook her head, causing the soaring braids on her head to sway from side to side, and said proudly: "The Zhijian system said that what she puts in her tea is an extremely rare psychedelic drug on earth, which can instantly weaken people. Willpower. As for what she wants to do, just look at it.”

Zhang Long nodded in his heart, then closed his eyes and waited for Liu Yueqing's next move.

Sure enough, after seeing Zhang Long fainted, Liu Yueqing smiled brighter.

Then, she took two steps back slowly, her beautiful eyes suddenly narrowed, and her eyes became extremely deep.

"Illusive God Puppet Art." With silver teeth parted, Liu Yueqing murmured, and after she finished speaking, her pair of jade hands pinched out strange seals again and again, then clasped her hands together, and suddenly pointed two fingers at the center of Zhang Long's eyebrows.

"Om..."

A circle of transparent ripples suddenly swayed from Liu Yueqing's body, and at the same time, Zhang Long's figure suddenly trembled, feeling a powerful spiritual force pouring into his mind.

"What a powerful mental power!" In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl yelled excitedly, staring at Liu Yueqing with piercing eyes and said: "There is definitely something wrong with this woman, she can't be a teacher, what she uses now is A very evil kung fu that specializes in spiritual power!"

"Your sister, don't, don't be wordy, okay, I, I can't do it anymore." Zhang Long said in his heart, his brows were furrowed, and an expression of extreme pain appeared on his face.

He felt that his consciousness was being forcibly occupied by another consciousness, as if his soul had been shattered, his whole mind was in severe pain, and there was a sense of panic in his heart that he was forcibly pulled away.