God level funny comparison system

"Ms. Liu, I want to conduct an exclusive interview with you." Yu Fanjian came to Liu Yueqing with a gesture of holding the microphone, blinked his eyes and said, "I want to know how you and my Brother Long developed into masters overnight. The relationship with the servant. More importantly, I would like to know what kind of servant this servant refers to? You can speak freely, I know that my brother Long is perverted by nature, you don’t have to worry about him getting angry, you just need to tell the day He will be very excited about the specific details of the evening."

The more Yu Fanjian talked, the more excited he became, his face was flushed, his figure was trembling, and his mind was full of pictures of his master and his beautiful servant.

"Ms. Liu, I also want to know, what did Brother Long do to you? You will become his servant overnight? It seems that you are still intact. I am very puzzled by this." Xu Xianlong also came over, Looking straight at Liu Yueqing, he wished to have a perspective eye to see if Liu Yueqing's inner self had been destroyed.

Looking at the two contestants, Liu Yueqing's face remained unchanged, and with an extremely indifferent attitude, she gave them a big look, and then stood behind Zhang Long without moving.

Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian looked at each other, feeling embarrassed, but Liu Yueqing's eyes made them feel like idiots, so they smirked twice and stopped pursuing it.

"Hey, who are you? This is a ward, the patient's condition is critical, you go out quickly." A female doctor who was examining Shang Gu looked up, glanced at Zhang Long angrily, and said, then looked at the previous one The nurse standing next to Liu Yueqing shouted: "Xiao Yu, why did you let them in again? Let them out quickly. Why are you standing there?"

"I, I..." The nurse named Xiao Yu frowned, looked at Zhang Long, then at Liu Yueqing's cold face, muttered for a long time but didn't dare to take any action.

Apparently these doctors and nurses had learned how good Liu Yueqing was before, so they didn't dare to act recklessly if Liu Yueqing didn't say anything.

"Stop arguing." At this moment, a doctor closest to the bed said in a deep voice. He was tall, wearing a white coat, with a square face, and there was a hint of worry on his upright face. He raised his eyes and looked at Zhang Long. Yiwai said: "They are probably the patient's friends, so they are here."

After a pause, the doctor set his eyes on Liu Yueqing, took a light breath and said, "Ms. Liu, although I don't know the relationship between you and the patient, I want to solemnly tell you that the patient's condition is very dangerous, and all the meridians in his body are exhausted. Broken, the five internal organs are damaged, and there are many bruises in the body, I am afraid..."

"You all go out!"

Before the doctor finished speaking, Zhang Long suddenly shouted in a deep voice.

He was also looking at Shang Gu, Shang Gu was lying on the bed, his face was pale, the muscles all over his body had obviously shrunk, and he was wearing an oxygen mask on his face, and he was already breathing out but not getting in.

Hearing Zhang Long's scolding, the leading middle-aged doctor frowned. Looking at Zhang Long's solemn face, he thought it was because of the patient's condition that he was in a bad mood, so he said as gently as possible: "Young man, he is yours." My friend, mourning is easy, birth, old age, sickness and death are normal."

"Normal, your sister, you're just mourning if you're not dead? Get out!" Zhang Long raised his head suddenly and shouted impatiently.

The doctor was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly felt that he had made a slip of the tongue. Although the patient had no hope of surviving, he was indeed not dead. It would be a bit inappropriate for him to say so.

The female doctor next to him didn't think so. Seeing Zhang Long's arrogance, she wrinkled her nose, stared at Zhang Long angrily and said, "Why are you talking like that? Do you know who he is? He is our dean." !"

"Dean?" Zhang Long grinned, raised his eyes and looked at the middle-aged man.

"Oh, my name is Yang Ming, and I'm indeed the dean." The middle-aged man said modestly.

"The dean is amazing? Hurry up and get out! Don't go out and start a fight again!" Before Zhang Long could speak, Xu Xianlong glared and roared, throwing a doctor next to him out.

Afterwards, Yu Fanjian also stepped forward, pushing the rest of the people towards the door with an extremely domineering attitude.

"Go and help me see if there are any silver needles for acupuncture in this hospital, take as many as you have, and find some silver threads!" Ignoring Yu Fanjian and Xu Xianlong, Zhang Long turned his head and told Liu Yueqing.

Liu Yueqing frowned slightly, although she was puzzled, she still nodded, and when she finished speaking, she turned and walked out the door.

The doctors were stunned. They could hear clearly that this young man was asking for silver needles for acupuncture and silver threads. What is he going to do?
The patient is already on the verge of death, so don't mess around. What does a kid in his early twenties know? Isn't this making things worse?

"Hey, young man, you can't mess around, the patient can't have any accidents now." The dean Yang Ming shouted anxiously, but Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian didn't care about this, and pushed everyone out abruptly.

They are all doctors, not all of them are masters like Kewu University, under the strength of Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian, they can only go out obediently, and seeing the two people with bruised noses and swollen faces, they are obviously not good at it, so we have to go out first. endure.

When everyone was pushed out of the door, Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian closed the door, and then guarded the door from left to right as guardians.

"Principal, what should we do? Are these students still messing around?" The young female doctor stared at Yang Ming unwillingly and said.

Yang Ming was also helpless, took a deep breath, glanced at the school uniforms of Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian, and said, "See, you are all students of the University of Science and Technology. For clinical practice, even if the student inside is a medical student, his experience and age will only make patients more dangerous."

"Damn, who said that Brother Long is a medical student?" Xu Xianlong rolled his eyes.

"..." Yang Ming and the other doctors were stunned. Even medical students couldn't deal with such patients, let alone non-medical students. What are these students going to do? Murder patients?
"Hey, what major does Brother Long study?" Yu Fanjian turned his head and asked Xu Xianlong.

Xu Xianlong shook his head, curled his lips and said, "I don't know too well, but from what Yao Zicheng said, Brother Long thought that the beautiful teacher seemed to teach playing the piano."

"Come on!"

Hearing this, Yang Ming staggered and almost fainted, but fortunately he was supported by the female doctor behind him, and the other first-class doctors were also dumbfounded.

A student in his early twenties who learns to play the piano is actually trying to treat a patient who even the dean can't help?What an international joke, this is definitely here to murder patients!
"Call, call, call the security guard!" Yang Ming was in a hurry. If the patient was really killed by these self-righteous, brain-twitching students, then he, the dean, could go home and raise pigs.

Hearing this, the rest of the doctors suddenly realized, especially the female doctor, who yelled as soon as she raised her voice, "Come here...someone is going to murder the patient!"

The pig-killing voice rang out and spread directly along the corridor to the entire hospital. Numerous patients and doctors looked sideways, as if eunuchs in an ancient palace were yelling for escort.

Soon, a group of security guards in uniform ran over, and at the same time, Liu Yueqing also came back, followed by a female nurse with an aggrieved face, pushing this small cart with a large box of silver on it. Needles and a bundle of thin silver wire.

"Get out of the way, or we won't be polite." Staring at Yu Fanjian and Xu Xianlong at the door, Yang Ming said bluntly, and exchanged glances with the security guards on the side.

A dozen or so security guards looked at the dean's eyes, then looked at these young guys who looked like students, and their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen. come over.

"Aha! Brother, fuck him!" Xu Xianlong rolled up his sleeves, shouted and rushed forward, followed by Yu Fanjian.

"Tom tom..."

A series of sounds came, and Yang Ming and a group of doctors standing beside were stunned.

Seeing Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian going back and forth, more than a dozen security guards were overthrown, as if they were thrown out like chickens. The security guards had no strength to fight back, as if they had encountered a robot.

"This student of Kewu University is really not easy to mess with." Yang Ming raised his hand and wiped his cold sweat.

"what……"

The last remaining security guard was already over forty years old. Seeing his companion being knocked down by two children in front of everyone, he couldn't hold back his face. He plucked up his courage, howled and rushed forward.

"Bang... bang!"

As soon as he took two steps, he suddenly stopped, and then he bowed and flew backwards, directly hitting the wall opposite the corridor.

"Hiss..." The doctors once again gasped in astonishment, then slowly moved their astonished eyes and landed on Liu Yueqing.

Liu Yueqing had just walked over, and now she was standing where the security guard who was knocked into the air ran over.

I saw her slender and beautiful legs still in the kicking posture, and the black leather pants clearly showed the smooth lines, tight and plump, revealing a lot of explosive power.

Casting a blank glance at the security guard who fell along the wall, Liu Yueqing slowly retracted her long legs, stretched out her hand to pat the dust on her trousers, and said coldly, "Sorry, he blocked my way just now."

After finishing speaking, Liu Yueqing pushed open the door and entered Shanggu's ward, and the little nurse at the back was already sweating profusely from fright, seeing Liu Yueqing going in, she dared not hesitate, raised her hand and felt the cold sweat Hastily chased in.