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Looking at Wu Silin's snot and tears, Jiang Pan rolled his eyes helplessly. He is the chairman of the student union, and Wu Silin is a member of the student union.

What's more, Wu Silin often invited him to eat, drink and have fun on weekdays, so it would be unreasonable to ignore him.

He, the chairman of the student union, is different from those who come out to carry the flag. They rely on their real skills, but he relies on his popularity and the poor power in his hands.

Therefore, the word "student union chairman" sounds nice, but in the eyes of those responsible, it's just running errands, and it's nothing at all.

But there is no way, because he is not talented enough, and his strength cannot be compared with those big banners, and he does not have the courage to be fearless.

"Okay, I'll help you figure out a way." Turning around these thoughts, Jiang Pan said softly, his voice was also a little sad, in this era, strength is everything.

Wu Silin's eyes lit up, and a smile appeared on his tear-filled face, and he said excitedly, "What can I do?"

The other three people in the dormitory also cast their gazes over, looking at Jiang Pan burningly. They naturally knew that if Zhang Long came to take revenge, they, the accomplices, would also be involved.

Seeing the expectant eyes of the four people, Jiang Pan felt more and more that he was the savior who saved the earth. He couldn't help but slowly puffed up his chest, looked at the sunshine outside the window with incomparably far-reaching eyes, and pretended to be deep and said: "Who are you?" The one on the fourth floor, since he got married with Zhang Long, he should know something about him, right? I heard that he is the pervert who gave sticks to the female teacher of the women's college not long ago?"

"Yeah." Several people blinked, and then nodded in response.

"Hiss..." Jiang Pan took a breath, several faces appeared in his mind, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Maybe I really have a way."

"Gudong!" Wu Silin swallowed excitedly, guarding Jiang Pan like a pug, waiting obsessively for the other party's next words.

"Since this Zhang Long is the pervert, then he is also the enemy of Wu Fan and Huo Lei among the top ten families." After a pause, Jiang Pan said leisurely, speaking mysteriously, feeling that he was at this moment Quite like the resourceful Zhuge Liang.

"Wu Fan? Huo Lei?" Wu Silin frowned, "I seem to have heard these two names before, but..."

"It's enough to have heard of them. They are freshmen, and being able to let you, a sophomore member of the student union, have heard their names is enough to prove that their background is not simple." Jiang Pan continued to do what he thought was a very professional analysis, "To be honest Let me tell you, these two people are the sons of the Wu family and the Huo family of the top ten families. They have never seen Zhang Long since childhood, and they seem to have had conflicts not long ago. It just so happens that they invited me to dinner before, hehe, if If I call these two people over, do you think Zhang Long still dares to mess around?"

"It makes sense!" One of Wu Silin's roommates rolled his eyes and sighed slowly, "They are all members of the top ten families, so naturally they are more jealous of each other, not to mention that when Wu Fan and Huo Lei come out, they represent With the two big families, Zhang Long has to weigh it no matter how rampant he is."

"Haha..." Listening to his roommate's analysis, Wu Silin smiled, his eyes were red and touched, as if he had been redeemed.

"Wonderful, so fucking wonderful, ahaha..." Wu Silin leaned forward and backward with a smile, patting Jiang Pan's thigh with his palm, "Brother Jiang, you are my idol, you are worthy of being the chairman of the student union, too, too You're smart, haha... I'm saved! Zhang Long is a fool, I'll see if he gives me another chance!"

Jiang Pan rolled his eyes, this nima changed his face too quickly, he really didn't remember to eat or beat.

"Brother Jiang, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and contact Wu Fan and Huo Lei. Zhang Long heard that he went to the hospital. Maybe he went to see his roommate. He probably will be back soon." Another roommate reminded .

Hearing this, Jiang Pan took a deep breath. Although this method seemed to be foolproof, he still felt a little uneasy, and he didn't know why.

Shaking his head, he didn't think any more, took out his mobile phone and called Wu Fan and Huo Lei.

During this period, Sun Junjie and Gu Zhou were also talking about what happened in the morning in another male dormitory building belonging to sophomores at Kewu University.

The two stood on the balcony, looking at the tree-lined scenery of Kewu University, and their words were quite relaxed, chatting and laughing.The large balcony is also much more luxurious than ordinary dormitories, but it quite agrees with the two people's aloof demeanor at the moment.

"It seems that this Zhang Long is indeed a ruthless character." Listening to Sun Junjie's description of what happened in the freshman building No. 4 in the morning, Gu Zhou said with a smile. I also returned to my freshman year, the period when I challenged the big banners by force.

"It's really a ruthless character. One person singled out hundreds of people. If it were someone else, let alone fight back, it would be good if you don't get scared and kneel down." Sun Junjie also smiled lightly, with a touch of admiration from the bottom of his eyes.

After a pause, he continued: "That's why I didn't answer Wu Silin's call. Zhang Long must have revenge. I just want him to be able to talk to people on other floors of Building 4 with peace of mind after finishing Wu Silin. The big banner is circling, and when the time comes, the freshman's big banner competition will really kick off."

"Hehe..." Gu Zhou laughed out loud, and his body automatically swung around with a lot of aura, his aura was agitated, and his words were a little excited, "I really hope that Zhang Long can come up quickly, there is no big The conflict between the freshmen, the sophomores, the juniors, and the seniors who are about to graduate have no excuse to come out and provoke troubles. I don't like this kind of quietness. I haven't done anything for a long time. Haha..."

"Yeah, every year and after the first-year competition for the banner of freshmen begins, these characters behind will be involved. However, Zhang Long still has a long way to go before he comes out to fight us." Sun Junjie said.

Then, the two looked at each other, smiled at each other, and then fell into silence. They focused on the campus scenery, surrounded by green trees and red flowers everywhere, and the golden sun was shining on them, quiet and peaceful. When the wind blows, the sea of ​​flowers and green waves will churn, and the sun on it will also be restless...

After Wu Fan and Huo Lei received Jiang Pan's call, they were a little hesitant. They knew Zhang Long too well. There must be crazy revenge. At this time, the two of them came out to face Zhang Long, and it seemed that they might be bitten.

However, thinking about Zhang Long's arrogance, the two of them would be very angry, especially Huo Lei, who has a simple brain and doesn't think too much. With the shame on his face, he has not dared to eat in the cafeteria during this period of time, and he has also listed tomatoes and eggs as foods that he will refuse for life.

Although the two had already made a detailed plan for Zhang Long when they were at the base, and the plan had been going on all the time, but they didn't want to let go of other opportunities to embarrass Zhang Long.

What's more, it was the president of the student union who begged them. This matter is done. In the future, if you stay out at night, smoke and drink, etc., you don't have to worry about being poked into such disgusting places as the Political and Education Office or the Student Office. .

"Don't think about it, let's go! What's so scary about that brat." Huo Lei couldn't wait any longer, frowning and urging Wu Fan.

"Not scary?" Wu Fan grinned, staring at Huo Lei depressedly and said, "Didn't you hear what others said? Isn't this kind of person scary when you pick hundreds of students by yourself? Do you have the strength?"

"..." Huo Lei was silent, took a few breaths angrily, and said, "I don't believe that this trash can be so powerful all of a sudden? Probably some forbidden drug was used or there were rumors at all."

Wu Fan took a deep breath, frowned, and his voice became lower, "Anyway, this trash is getting more and more unpredictable, we'd better pay more attention later."

"Humph." Huo Lei snorted snortfully, "I know that trash has always been rampant, but I don't believe he dares to fight us at this time. He made such a big mess in the morning, and then fights us in front of the president of the student union , even if his grandfather comes, I'm afraid he won't be able to keep him!"

It was said that Wu Fan didn't speak, he thought so too, that's why he agreed to Jiang Pan to come forward, but when he thought of Zhang Long's almost crazy temper, he couldn't help feeling a little uneasy.

"I hope that kid is still a little rational and able to think about things normally, then no matter how courageous he is, he will not dare to commit crimes against the wind at this time." After a moment of silence, Wu Fan murmured, and immediately started out of the dormitory.

Huo Lei's face suddenly changed, and he also followed closely, heading straight to the No. 4 building where Zhang Long was.

After the two came to Building 4, under Jiang Pan's introduction, everyone quickly became acquainted with each other, and after receiving all kinds of compliments from Wu Silin like a dog's leg, they began to study in detail how to deal with Zhang Long.

After some discussions, everyone unanimously decided that if Zhang Long dared to cause trouble, he would be suppressed with a tougher attitude. After all, Wu Fan and Huo Lei belonged to the top ten families, and Jiang Pan was the president of the student union. It's not enough to humbly please a character like Zhang Long.

More importantly, Jiang Panyi also agreed with Wu Fan's analysis. Zhang Long just made such a big mess. If he commits crimes again, he will have to wait for the school to punish him severely. No face will be given, so they infer that Zhang Long will not mess around again.