God level funny comparison system

The sun was shining brightly, the sky was blue, and there was no wind or cloud.

In the entire playground, except for the black students, there is dazzling light. Even in early autumn, the temperature in Jiangcheng City is as hot as summer, but there is already a faint smell of autumn in the temperature, a kind of , a gentle and slightly melancholic taste.

But at this moment, the students on the playground didn't have the slightest melancholy. All those who were eager to try were all as if they had been injected with chicken blood, and the sound of chirping was overwhelming, like a white bird passing through the border.

Behind the high platform, Wei Haichen sat behind the table in the center. He was tall and tall, with a square face that carried the majesty of a superior. He was wearing a white shirt and was scanning the students below. In the deep eyes, besides majesty, there is also a touch of wisdom and elegance.

"Students, please be quiet. Let's invite our principal to speak." At this moment, a leader on the farthest side spoke into the microphone in front of him.

The loudspeaker amplified the sound, rumbled over the audience, and for a while, the entire playground fell silent. Countless eyes were cast on Wei Haichen, all with anticipation on their faces, impatient to know what the new students in this class will be. Who are the gods and goddesses.

In the quiet atmosphere, Wei Haichen raised his hand and rubbed his temples. He looked down at a piece of white paper on the table. There were many names on it. With a glance, his eyes fell on the last name... Zhang dragon.

What a headache name.

Playing with perverts, beating instructors, beating classmates, and beating people outside the school last night, really, never idle for a moment.

"Cough," taking a deep breath, Wei Haichen coughed lightly, raised his eyes and scanned the audience, forced a gentle smile, and said into the microphone: "Today, I want to announce two things, the first is Regarding the candidates for the Double Dragon Championship, the Martial Arts Association has already sent over the list, and now I will read it, and the students who have been named can start preparing for the competition."

"Huh la la..." There was thunderous applause from the playground.

The applause lasted for half a minute before it gradually subsided. Wei Haichen grinned, looked at the last name, and then said: "The freshmen who are eligible to participate in the Shuanglong Tournament this time are the same as in previous years. They are male and female. Ten, namely, Ma Han and Huo Lei from the Department of Martial Arts, Wu Fan from the Department of Military Command, Yu Wenqin from the Department of Piano, Lin Yanran from the Department of Conducting, and Nuo Waner from the Department of Biological Engineering... Xiang Chaoyang from the Department of Philosophy, and..."

The twenty names were read quickly, and every time a name was read, there was a commotion at the scene, with applause, praise and shouts for a long time.When the last name was called, Wei Haichen paused involuntarily. He raised his head and scanned the audience. His eyes scanned the crowd for a long time, but he didn't see the face that gave him a headache.

During this period, the students also frowned, not understanding what happened to the principal. Could it be that the last name was so complicated that the principal didn't know it, so he was embarrassed to read it out?

After a pause for a while, Wei Haichen looked away, took a light breath, and muttered in a deep voice: "The last candidate is Zhang Long from the Department of Bioengineering."

"Wow!" The audience was in an uproar.

Zhang Long, who was dozing off at the end of the class formation, also fell to the ground.

"Zhang Long? Which Zhang Long? Yes, which Zhang Long?"

"I knew it, I guessed it a long time ago. Zhang Long has been in the limelight recently, and it is the same in the base. It is natural to be selected."

"It's really unexpected. You can qualify for the competition by being in the limelight. If I had known, I would have followed Zhang Long's tricks and died. Maybe I would have been selected."

"I heard that Zhang Long has good strength and should be selected."

"Of course, he saved us in the base, and his strength is not ordinary!"

……

There was a lot of discussion at the scene, all the students were whispering, some supported Zhang Long, some dismissed it, and some were envious and complaining. For a while, Zhang Long became the topic of the audience.

Zhang Long, on the other hand, was in a daze, staring blankly at the principal on the high platform, unable to react for a while, was he selected to participate in the Shuanglong Contest?

I'm really afraid that something will come, how can he have the time, and he is still waiting to develop a medicine for Shang Gu.

"Principal, can I not participate!" Suddenly, Zhang Long stood up and raised his hand, shouting loudly.

"Shh!"

The whole audience was shocked again, all the discussions stopped immediately, the huge playground became dead silent, the desolate sound of the wind blew, and the people were stupefied in the wind and messed up.

Your sister, this guy hasn't taken any medicine, has he?
Double Dragon Contest, what an honor, even if you don't get any ranking in the end, just participating will be the honor of a lifetime, it will be of great help to your future path, this guy wants to refuse?Pretend again?
On the high platform, Wei Haichen's face darkened suddenly, his eyes slowly scanned the crowd of tens of thousands of people, even the tyrannical mental power was dispersed, and finally he found Zhang who was holding up his hands with a troubled expression on his face. dragon.

What a headache.Kicked in the head by a donkey?How many students have sharpened their heads and wanted to get in to qualify for the Ssangyong Championship, but you are lucky to refuse?What a thick nerve.

"Zhang Long, you are crazy!" Suddenly, at the front of Zhang Long's class formation, Luo Shuang flew directly in front of Zhang Long with a stride. Take a few steps back.

Staring at Zhang Long's innocent expression, Luo Shuang took a deep breath and rolled his eyes, feeling that he had met the most wonderful talent on earth.

Raising his hand tremblingly and pointing at Zhang Long, Luo Shuang turned his head again, a smile appeared on his pretty face, and he looked at the principal on the high platform and said, "Don't be angry, Mr. Principal, Zhang Long is just joking, this guy has always been like this, every time How could he give up such a good opportunity."

"Teacher, I really don't want to go. I don't have time. I still have a lot of work to do." Zhang Long frowned, looked at Luo Shuang, and looked up at the principal in the distance, with a helpless expression.

Immediately, the audience was in an uproar again, everyone was dumbfounded, and some students were drooling from their mouths, they were really drunk, and felt that their IQs were shattered.

Is there anything more correct for a student than participating in a Double Dragon Tournament?
"Hehe..." On the high platform, Wei Haichen laughed angrily, raised his hands and rubbed his temples, and comforted himself, "This is an illusion, or, this student is sleepwalking."

there is no time?What a creative excuse.Dare to be ridiculous?

"Student, please don't talk nonsense. The qualification for the Shuanglong Tournament is extremely precious. How can you give up lightly? Even if you really don't want to go, it's up to you. It's personally designated by the Wulian Association and you must participate." Another leader Standing up, he also scolded with a depressed face.

"Damn! It's so fucking unfair. It's delaying my business. Who is responsible?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes and muttered angrily.

"Hey!" Many students fainted on the ground, and countless students shouted in their hearts. This forced pretending is too fresh and refined.

"Zhang Long, shut up!" Suddenly, Luo Shuang, who was standing beside Zhang Long, yelled angrily, turned his head to stare at Zhang Long, his eyes were murderous, and his hair fluttered, as if he saw an enemy who ruined him.

"Damn," looking at Luo Shuang's appearance, Zhang Long was stunned for a moment, and said blankly: "Teacher, have I offended you? You will scare me like this. I hate women who look like Mei Chaofeng the most." It's up to me to participate in this shitty competition or not, so you're in a hurry...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Zhang Long was covered by Luo Shuang, who tightly strangled Zhang Long's neck with one lotus arm, and covered Zhang Long's mouth with the other hand, then looked at Wei Haichen on the high platform with a forced smile and said: "Principal, hehe ... Don't worry, he won't quit, this kid just has a weird temper, his strength is absolutely fine, and his brain is not sick."

Zhang Long stared and faltered with difficulty. He couldn't get angry directly in front of so many people. Otherwise, Luo Shuang was no match for the skill card.

However, I have to say that Luo Shuang's smell and that elastic feeling are really fascinating.

"Okay, then I'll leave it to Mr. Luo, and do the mental work well." A gentle-looking Ling said in a soft voice.

Luo Shuang hurriedly nodded with a charming smile, feeling relieved, just kidding, he finally got a qualified candidate for the Double Dragon Tournament, how could he just quit in such a muddle?
"Zhang Long, are you really stupid or fake stupid? Even if you are really stupid, I beg you not to be stupid in this matter. As long as you obediently agree to participate in the competition, I will definitely do whatever you want in the future. I fully support you." Looking away, Luo Shuang was still strangling Zhang Long's neck, begging helplessly.

Countless students around cast envious and jealous glances. Teacher Luo Shuang is a beautiful woman. She actually behaved so condescendingly with a student and made such intimate gestures. Those who can participate in the Shuanglong Tournament are indeed privileged.

Zhang Long's eyes also lit up, squinting at Luo Shuang, and muttered with his covered mouth: "Teacher, are you serious?"

"En." Luo Shuang nodded without hesitation.

"Okay, then I agree." Zhang Long also agreed without thinking.

Seeing Zhang Long agreeing so easily, with a teasing smile in his eyes, Luo Shuang couldn't help trembling in his heart, secretly wondering if he had been fooled, this guy wouldn't do it on purpose, just to make himself beg him?

"Zhang Long, you are too dark!" In the crowd in front, Nuo Wan'er turned her head, stared at Zhang Long with disgust, and sighed with her small mouth curled up.