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"Mr. Liu, let me reiterate that I'm not a pervert." Seeing Liu Yueqing stop, Zhang Long strode over. He was barefoot, his nightgown flying, and covered in bruises. He looked as if he had been tied to the bed and abused. Same.

"Also, I don't want to explain what I did before. Do you really want to kill me? I don't have any opinion, but can you please give me a happy death?"

Approaching Liu Yueqing, Zhang Long stared at Liu Yueqing's crescent-like eyes, and said each word in a word, carelessly and awe-inspiring, making Liu Yueqing look like a villain.

The distance between the two was less than one step, Liu Yueqing could even smell the smell of blood and sweat on the other person's body, her breathing became disordered, and she instinctively took a step back, but she didn't say anything, she didn't know what to say, her mind was still immersed in This pervert is in the confusion of Mao's immortality.

"No more fights?" Zhang Long grinned and said in doubt, "Then I'm leaving, I can't go back on my word."

As he spoke, Zhang Long took a few steps back and then stopped. After realizing that Liu Yueqing was still not moving, he turned around and walked a few more steps, then stopped suddenly, turned around and looked again, and made sure again that Liu Yueqing hadn't raised his long hair. Whip was finally relieved, shook his head arrogantly, straightened his pajamas, and strode away.

In the night wind, amidst countless brilliance, the entire campus was silent, only Zhang Long's nightgown fluttered in the wind. On the wide boulevard, his chic and wretched back was reflected in everyone's eyes, making people inexplicable I feel cold in my heart.

An invincible pervert...

It wasn't until Zhang Long left that Liu Yueqing finally stood up straight, narrowing her beautiful eyes, staring at the distant gate, lost in thought.

"Zhang Long, a waste recognized by Kewu University, hehe, how could he be a waste, it seems that this guy is not simple..." Liu Yueqing whispered in her beautiful eyes, Zhang Long, a strange pervert, reminded her of A task on his shoulders.

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In Zhang Long's rental house, Wang Chao and Ma Han are sitting on the sofa watching TV.

The two have never left since the broken tape recorder was delivered, but after Zhang Long left in that stylish nightgown and coquettish green flip-flops, Wang Chao and Ma Han decisively came up with the same idea ……watch TV.

They knew and were very sure that if Zhang Long went out dressed like that, he must have created some sensational news again.

Sure enough, the two guessed right.

After Wang Chao and Ma Han bought beer and snacks and returned to Zhang Long's rental house, the reporter's screams like crazy came from the TV.

Almost all the TV channels in Jiangcheng City were broadcasting the same explosive news, and even the TV stations in some surrounding cities were broadcasting live simultaneously.

In Zhang Long's room, the old-fashioned wide-screen ultra-thin TV attached to the wall and rarely used by anyone was playing a maddening scene.

On the sidewalk with an endless stretch of purple waterfall lights, Zhang Long's figure appeared in the camera, shaking his head as he walked, with an air of incomparable air. Remove the cigarette butt from his mouth with one hand and flick the ash smartly.

The other is holding an antique tape recorder brought by Dynasty and Mahan. He is wearing a white nightgown, with two hairy calves looming. The green flip-flops look coquettish and coquettish with the purple lights next to him. Makes me sick.

The picture is still full of various sounds, the sidewalk is full of people, densely packed, and the traffic on the entire road is also moving with Zhang Long.

In the TV camera, the face of a laughing and crying beautiful reporter kept popping up, wow, wow, yelling indistinctly, which basically means to ask the audience in front of the TV not to leave the TV screen, even if they shit and pee You have to hold back, or you will miss the most shocking scene of this century.

Ma Han, who was just about to take a piss, pulled Wang Chao to sit down. The two stared at the coquettish and coquettish Brother Long in dumbfounded, and then began to laugh.

"Wow haha……"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Aww..."

"Cough cough cough..."

"Brother Long, is Brother Long trying to create a miracle?"

"No, it's not about creating miracles, it's about challenging the limit, the moral limit, ahaha..."

The two laughed and lay down on the coffee table in front of them, knocking on the coffee table constantly, causing the table of beer to sway from side to side.

"Guess, what do you think Brother Long is going to do next?" Wang Chao pushed back his short-sighted glasses, drooling from his mouth, tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, and said while looking at the TV.

"What a chicken...but it must be explosive! Ahaha!" Ma Han straightened his waist like a cramp and said something, but when he saw Zhang Long on TV, he laughed again and fell down.

Ever since, until Zhang Long came back, the two had been in a state of high excitement, and they probably all laughed.

After Zhang Long arrived at the gate of the women's college and disappeared suddenly, the news paused temporarily and the previous program resumed. However, just as Chao Mahan was about to release the liquid in his stomach, the TV screen suddenly switched When he came back, he cut directly into the women's university, and there were reporters from various media rushing into the school.

After that, the scene of Zhang Long dancing hotly appeared.

Wang Chao and Ma Han, who were about to piss from laughing, couldn't hold it any longer, so they grabbed an empty beer bottle and urinated in it. The most important thing was that they sat side by side on the sofa, with the beer bottle between their legs. During the period, he was still laughing while urinating, so he would occasionally see a few streams of liquid rising into the sky in the fluorescent light of the TV.

After seeing Zhang Long being whipped by Liu Yueqing, the two calmed down.

"Mal Gobi, Brother Long dares to beat her, you're tired of it!" Ma Han grinned, staring fiercely at Liu Yueqing on the TV and said, he was about to rush out.

"Wait, this bitch looks really good. I'll call Brother Hu and ask him to call more people, and you should also call more brothers, so be prepared. After all, this is going to a foreign school." Wang Chao said out of breath, I was a little scared in my heart, he was not very good at fighting things, but Brother Long was beaten, even if he was scared to pee, he had to help.

Brother, even if you are beaten, you have to suffer together.

However, before Wang Chao called, the two were stunned by the scene on TV again.

In the picture, Zhang Long has been whipped more than a dozen times, but he is still alive and kicking.

"I didn't see it, our brother Long is really hard to beat." Ma Han's eyes widened, his eyes were full of puzzlement.

"That's right, that lady's whip looks quite powerful." Wang Chao pushed his glasses, but was still confused.

"No wonder Brother Long dared to be so perverted. It turns out he couldn't be beaten to death."

"Tsk tsk, how did you get this skin?"

So, the two forgot to save Brother Long, and sat on the sofa again. Brother Long didn't seem to need to be rescued. Finally, they saw Brother Long's handsome and wretched back leaving the Women's University, and the two were still on the sofa. superior.

"Your sister, what are you doing?"

At this moment, the door opened, and Zhang Long came in. Barefoot, wearing a nightgown, cartoon underwear first came into view under the brilliance of the TV.

Chao Mahan was taken aback for a moment, and then all looked at Zhang Long in fear.

At this moment, Zhang Long's whole body was covered with scars, but his eyes were extremely lively, just like the upper body of a ghost, his eyes would not change when his body died.

"Brother Long, you, how did you do it?"

"Yeah, and, you, are you a pervert?"

After being taken aback for a while, the two shouted one by one.

Rolling his eyes, Zhang Long ignored it, strode to the coffee table, raised his hand to take a wine bottle, and prepared to drink a few sips. After tossing around most of the night, he was really thirsty.

"Hey Brother Long, stop!" Looking at the wine bottle that Zhang Long was carrying, Ma Han jumped up and snatched it.

"Fuck, what are you doing? Let me have a drink!" Zhang Long said angrily, the good mood has long since disappeared.

"Hehe," Ma Han smiled meanly, pointed to the other wine bottles on the coffee table and said, "Drink something else, this one is not for you."

Hearing this, Dynasty on the side also laughed cheaply, and quickly put away the beer bottle in front of him.

Seeing this strange scene, and thinking about the remaining temperature on the wine bottle, Zhang Long's face darkened suddenly, and then he looked back at the criss-cross traces of still flowing liquid on the TV, and he completely understood.

"Damn it...you pissed openly at my house, don't you want to live!" Zhang Long, who was in a rage, was furious, and then rushed towards Ma Han with a tiger pounce.

Of course, Ma Han's skill was much faster than Zhang Long's. He turned around and ran behind the sofa, and Dynasty followed suit.

Ever since, Zhang Long yelled loudly, and started a chasing battle with the two brothers in the room.

I don't know how long it took until Zhang Long was out of breath and could no longer run before stopping.

He found a chair and sat down, cursing in his heart: "Death is so cheap, why don't you give me a recovery now? When I was beaten earlier, your treatment was very good."

"It is necessary to be in place, but there is no task now, and you are just tired. Naturally, the Zhijian system will not restore you." In Zhang Long's sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl said lazily, completely without the previous desire to watch the theater. Excitement.

"I have a question to ask you." Sitting on the chair, Zhang Long asked again: "Are you in command of the Zhijian system?"

"No, I'm only responsible for supervising you and helping you communicate with the Zhijian system. I can't command the Zhijian system." The girl kicked her calf.

"Oh..." Zhang Long nodded, his eyes suddenly became sharp, "It seems that I guessed right, this Zhijian system is just like yours, it's too fucking cheap!"

"Hey, how do you talk? I can tolerate you, but the Zhijian system won't tolerate you." The little girl became stricter.

"Damn, is what I said wrong? It can help me hide, but it still makes me get whipped by that crazy woman over and over again, and he keeps healing me. Do you know what it feels like? Just It’s like a pig raised in a pigsty eats and drinks well every day, and then gets cut every day.”

As he spoke, tears welled up in Zhang Long's eyes, but he couldn't let them fall out, feeling extremely wronged.