God level funny comparison system

After leaving Dynasty's dormitory, Zhang Long went to the woods on the playground again. This time, he purposely found a relatively secluded place, sat down cross-legged, and entered the practice.

He had been practicing the Qi Return to Dust Art for some days, not only did Ling's Zhijian system upgrade a few levels, but Zhang Long also felt more and more that this Qi Return to Dust Art was not easy.

Whenever Zhang Long enters that state, Zhang Long has an illusion that he seems to have disappeared, but his consciousness is still there, and it is a very keen consciousness. He can not only hear and see, but even feel some extremely subtle things. Fluctuations, the beating of air molecules, the changing colors in the sunlight, and the very special breath of life that comes from trees, flowers and plants hidden in the air.

It was as if he had really merged into the space between heaven and earth.

In addition, the energy absorbed by the One Qi Return to Dust Jue is not only faster than the general inner strength method, but also more perfect for refining the energy of the world. It can be said that the same amount of energy comes from the absolute essence of the One Qi Return to Dust Jue It is much stronger than the energy of other exercises.

It's not magic, it's science.

All things are formed by energy, and there may be many kinds of energy. When practicing, the energy stimulated by combining spiritual power with the mystery of exercises is called heaven and earth energy in academics, and it is also the most common and soft energy. This energy exists in Everywhere between heaven and earth.

And energy can also be converted, cold becomes hot, if it becomes stronger, ferocious becomes gentle... To use professional terms, it is more complicated, long wave, short wave, dark energy, original energy, etc., are almost innumerable .

And the energy refined by Yi Qi Returning to Dust Art, no matter in terms of purity or quality, is not comparable to ordinary energy, which is why Zhang Long can instantly kill opponents at the same level of cultivation.

Now, if the skill card of Spirit Snake Sword Technique is activated, Zhang Long's stamina value is already very close to the watershed of [-], and even in the entire Jiangcheng, there are few opponents.

In addition, every time you practice the One Qi Return to Dust Art, although most of the refined energy is absorbed by the Sunburning Sword System, some of it will remain in Zhang Long's body. It is not simply stored, but completely integrated into the flesh and blood , can be said to be the transformation of flesh and blood.

Although Zhang Long's body doesn't seem to have changed much, and his stamina has not increased at all, in fact, even without using skill cards, Zhang Long's strength can reach a height of nearly [-] stamina. It is already comparable to Zhao Hu's strength.

Zhang Long is not very concerned about the upcoming Ssangyong Championship. He has never thought of being in the limelight in this kind of competition, let alone expressing himself by joining a powerful organization such as the Wushu Federation or the Science and Wushu Federation. The value of this point is somewhat similar to that of Zhang Lei.

He doesn't like too much restraint, but it doesn't mean he has no ambitions. The road to conquest still has the feeling of a little overlord, and Zhang Long still enjoys it very much.

Now that Building No. 4 has recognized Zhang Long as the banner, the next step is to conquer other dormitory buildings.

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Zhang Long spent the whole afternoon in the woods. It was not until the sunset that he opened his eyes, looked up at the sky full of red clouds, smiled slightly, got up and walked to the cafeteria.

At this moment, the mobile phone that hit his trouser pocket rang. Without thinking about it, Zhang Long took out the mobile phone and covered his ears without looking at it.

"Hey, who is it?" He said lazily.

"Okay Zhang Long, you, you've been lying to me." There was a resentful and melodious voice on the phone.

"Little aunt?" Zhang Long grinned, this is a difficult character.

"Do you still know that I am your little aunt?" For the first time, Yang Yang's words lacked a bit of majesty, but added a sour element.

On the other end of the phone, she wrinkled her nose and said with a resentful expression: "I have been so kind to you, but you didn't tell me anything. If it wasn't for the fact that the people from the Martial Arts Association said everything this time, I would still be in the dark What about here. How long are you going to hide from me? Do you take me to heart? "

"Cough..." Zhang Long stopped, raised his eyes to look at the dazzling sunset, wondering: "Well, little aunt, it's over, what's on my mind, you are my aunt."

"Get lost!" Yang Yang was really angry, and he made a gesture to hang up the phone after yelling.

"Hey, little aunt, wait a minute, I'm just kidding you!" Zhang Long quickly changed his tone. Offending Yang Yang was not a joke, and he would report it to his father and grandfather every minute, and then it would be a round of ideological education. .

"Haha..." Zhang Long smiled dryly, "Look at the sunny weather, you should be happy, especially for a natural beauty like you, little aunt, anger should not belong to you."

With his mouth curled, Zhang Long spoke very seriously.

On the other side, Yang Yang rolled his eyes, but there was a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, and he pretended to blame and said: "Then tell me, what's the matter with your cultivation?"

"Uh..." Zhang Long suddenly got stuck. It turned out that he was angry because of this. It seems that the people from the Wulian Association have already told the Zhang family about themselves.

After thinking for a long time, Zhang Long couldn't come up with a serious way to explain all this. Of course, he couldn't say that there was a Sunburning Sword System in his body.
In the end, Zhang Long had no choice but to use the way of fooling the dynasty to fool Yang Yang.

As the sun set in the west, the bright rays of light fell on Zhang Long's body through the gaps between the leaves, making countless bright spots of light appear on the black clothes.

Zhang Long held his head up, his hippie smile suddenly disappeared, his eyes were slightly melancholy, his expression was slightly dull, and he said in an extremely magnetic voice: "Little aunt, actually, I did this on purpose."

"What? You..."

"Don't be angry," Zhang Long interrupted Yang Yang, and continued to pose as a quiet and handsome man, saying seriously: "When you came to our house, Zhang Rong and Zhang Hu often bullied you. That heartache, how can a big man bully a little girl? Although I was younger than you at the time, I have a man's heart. "

Zhang Long deliberately used the word "big man" with an accent.

"So, I resolutely took on the responsibility of protecting you. However, the good times didn't last long," Zhang Long's tone suddenly became gloomy again, "Later you practiced desperately with Grandpa. Although your strength improved by leaps and bounds, what you suffered I can see all the suffering, and I know that you don't want others to look down on you, let alone disappoint grandpa. But every time I see you bruise yourself while practicing, I feel heartbroken."

"So I thought of a way. If the Zhang family can produce a waste to attract other people's attention, will you be able to relax? Zhang Rong and Zhang Hu won't have time to bully you."

"Ah..." He raised his head and sighed again, "Actually, I have always been a genius. For you, I am willing to become a waste. I have endured for so many years just to make your life in the Zhang family easier. My method It’s pretty good, you see, Zhang Rong and Zhang Hu were busy bullying me later, there’s still time to argue with you.”

"Now, do you understand?"

"Woooo..." Yang Yang cried.

"Wow..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl has been lying in the dark void and vomited for a long time. At this moment, she raised her finger to the void above her head and said out of breath: "Zhang Long, I have traveled hundreds of millions of light years. I have gone through countless civilizations, but I have never seen such a cheap bitch like you!"

"Really? In that case, I'm not only a genius on Earth, but I'm also a genius at the level of the universe? Wow!" Zhang Long stared, and replied unceremoniously in his heart.

"Wow..." The little girl vomited again.

And Yang Yang on the other side of the phone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Every word of Zhang Long spoke to her heart. When she was a child, she was really uncomfortable staying in Zhang's house. She was trembling every day, afraid of disappointing Zhang Lei, and even more afraid that Zhang Rong and Zhang Hu would catch her and ridicule her. .

After all, I am an outsider, and I have to bow my head under the eaves. That feeling is really uncomfortable, let alone a girl.

Later, as he got older, Zhang Long attracted more and more people's attention, because he was a waste who was ignorant and only knew how to eat, drink and have fun all day long.

I have to say that Zhang Long really let Yang Yang breathe a sigh of relief. Everyone else pointed their fingers at Zhang Long, a waste, so there was no time to care about her.

What touched her even more was that when Zhang Long was a child, he was looked at differently by the Zhang family when he went in and out, but he could still play with great optimism under the name of a waste, and often made Yang Yang happy, almost heartless. the point.

I used to think that Zhang Long was a heartless guy, but now...

"Long'er, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. It turns out that you have paid so much for me. I, I'm so touched..."

"Long Er, tell me, I, I really want to see you every day and be with you every day, what do you think should I do?" Yang Yang began to act like a baby.

Zhang Long grinned his teeth, scratched his head, and felt that his narcissism seemed to be in trouble this time. He took a deep breath, and quickly said to the phone: "Well, little aunt, I have something to do, so I'll hang up first. If you really I really want to see me every day, and I will give you a photo of me some other day, the super handsome one!"

After speaking, Zhang Long hung up the phone without waiting for Yang Yang to speak.

On the other side, Yang Yang stared at the mobile phone in front of him, pouted slightly, and the sour expression appeared on his face again, and said slightly angrily: "I still don't agree, do you think I, Yang Yang, can't match you? Hmph!"