God level funny comparison system

After talking to Xiang Chaoyang for a few words, Zhang Longmahan and Lin Yanran who came with him all came back after waiting.

At this time, the figure of the host in a suit and leather shoes appeared on the stage.

He glanced at many gloomy faces at the scene, raised his hand to wipe off the cold sweat, and said with a forced smile: "Oh, the atmosphere is very dull. In fact, let's think about it from a different angle. Without that and that, how could there be such a wonderful game? So, everyone, as an audience, please be happy! Come on, laugh along with me, haha..."

"Shut up!" The crowd shouted angrily in unison.

"Cough..." The host suddenly blushed like a pig's liver, coughed lightly, rolled his eyes again, and then pretended to have nothing to do with himself and read: "The next two sides to compete are Huajie University's... Zhang Long from Kewu University."

After speaking, the host ran away in despair.

Before Zhang Long could remember the name, he heard his own name.

Your grandma, I've been aggrieved all morning, and it's finally my turn.

"Brother Long is mighty!"

"Brother Long will win!"

……

Shouts erupted neatly at the scene, led by Zhang Long and his brothers, and soon, most of the students of Kewu University shouted, even the sophomores, juniors and other senior students were shouting Cheer, University of Science and Technology has lost two games in a row, and the second game was overshadowed. It really needs to move back to a game to boost morale, so Zhang Long's game has become particularly important.

Regardless of whether Zhang Long is really capable or not, or a waste plus transformation, at this moment all the students of Kewu University just want to shout out their aggrieved hearts. Since someone is taking the lead, they will follow suit.

Huajie University didn't take it seriously. Countless students looked at Zhang Long's attire and couldn't help bursting into laughter. Huajie's standing contestants also looked at Zhang Long with undisguised eyes. ridicule.

The scene was divided into two halves for a while, those who supported Zhang Long, and those who despised Zhang Long, but judging from the situation, it was obvious that the side who supported Zhang Long lacked confidence. It was so red that I didn't dare to look at Zhang Long, I really couldn't look directly at it.

It looked like Zhang Long was following a sow, unsightly.

Zhang Long ignored this, amidst the shouts and ridicules, he stepped on his slippers and walked towards the ring with his head held high.

The green flip-flops are so fucking big, they make a super loud noise when they walk, and the big pants with clown cartoon patterns are rippling in the breeze, as if the countless clown patterns on them are also laughing.

Melancholy eyes, sad beard, crumpled low-quality cigarettes...

At the same time, he habitually took out a cigarette while walking, lit it, took a deep breath, and sprayed a light blue smoke towards the void in front of him.

"You brat, it's itchy again." In the viewing room, Zhang Tiande, who was a little nervous, couldn't help but yelled uncontrollably when he saw his son suddenly started smoking.

Zhang Lei and Yang Yang on the side didn't care. The old and the young were also a little excited at this time. They both remembered the video sent by Qin Yang. Although Zhang Lei looked as stable as Mount Tai on the surface, his eyes were already boiling. Get up, and Yang Yang is holding a pair of jade hands tightly, his beautiful eyes are full of tension.

Stepping on green flip-flops, wearing cartoon-colored underpants, with his head held high and a cigarette dangling from his mouth, Zhang Long came on stage coquettishly.

I also have to be coquettish, anyway, I am also a student of Kewu University, and I have lost two games in a row, so I have to put on a bit of a high profile.

"Puchi...haha..."

In the arena, the players from Huajie University had already stood still. As soon as Zhang Long came up, he laughed, leaning back and forth.

Then, most of the audience at the scene laughed even more wildly, directly covering up the shouts of the University of Science and Technology, so the students of the University of Science and Technology were embarrassed to cheer up, and all of them frowned, feeling the depression in their hearts. Ah, I'm going to be constipated.

What a grand game, what a formal occasion, the children of the Zhang family of the top ten families, your sister, can't you spend a little more money to buy some clothes that you can see?

It's really disgusting to go to grandma's house.

Except for those who knew that Zhang Long had some abilities, the rest of the people began to suspect that this previous transformation seemed to have relapsed.

On the ring, Zhang Long stood with his shoulders slanted, his arms around one leg, and while he was puffing smoke, he silently looked at his opponent without changing his face.

The opponent laughed even harder, almost urinating, the laughter echoed with nine twists and eighteen bends, and all kinds of tunes came out.

Even the referee couldn't bear it any longer, his face flushed red, and he didn't dare to look at Zhang Long standing between the two of them. On the other hand, he squeezed his mouth with his hands to control his laughter.

"Ahaha..." Without the referee in front of him, the opponent laughed even more unscrupulously, and bent down laughing directly.

The burst of laughter at the scene also lasted for a long time. Almost everyone thought that this skinny monkey-like transformation came here specifically to embarrass others, and he was not considered a master of horses at all.

Some people even suspect that this is a funny show specially produced by the Wulian Association to adjust the atmosphere of the scene!

"boom!"

Just when people were about to climax with laughter, Zhang Long made a move.

When he made the move, he still didn't change his face, with a cigarette in his mouth, squinting his eyes, his eyes were full of melancholy, but the trembling leg kicked out suddenly, and then the instep of the green flip-flops stuck to the opponent's face Come on.

The precipice is hard to guard against.

"Hiss... Aw... Huh..."

People who were about to climax suddenly met the ward rounder, and then withered.

The whole scene was in an uproar, and the laughter that people had no time to restrain turned into all kinds of strange sounds. The eyes were wide open, and the original mocking expression in the eyes suddenly burned, as if seeing the ugly cocoon flying out of it for the first time. Butterfly.

Amidst the slamming sound, there was a wave of air on the ring, and the buddy who was bending over and laughing opposite Zhang Long suddenly stopped talking, let out a violent hum, and then flew out with his head up.

At the same time, Zhang Long's slippers flew out.

The buddy's face was full of red soup floating in the air, and his smiling face instantly distorted into a look of panic, as if he suddenly saw a goddess turned into a dinosaur, and there was a touch of surprise in his round eyes The look, the feeling, seemed to be suddenly blown out of his ass when he was bending over to pick up money.

"Come on!"

Drawing a beautiful arc in the air, the buddy slammed heavily on the ground outside the ring, and at the same time, everyone's eyes also hit the ground.

The slippers also fell, but they didn't fall outside the ring, but on the ring.

The scene returned to silence in an instant, and a needle could be heard falling.Everyone's eyes were wide open, feeling like their brains exploded!

Pain, eye pain, heartache, nerve pain, brain pain even more.Looking at the motionless contestant outside the ring with blood on his face, people felt this way.

Your sister's, what rhythm is this?I can't stand it at all!

"Pa pa pa..." At this time, Zhang Long on the ring raised his hand to take out the cigarette, then bounced a few steps forward with one leg, and put the slipper that fell on the ring on his feet.

Then, in the silence of the world, he took a deep breath of the cigarette, and then slowly exhaled, then looked at the opponent lying motionless outside the ring with blood on his face, shrugged his shoulders, Raising his eyebrows, he said, "Are all the people in Huajie University fucking idiots?"

The voice was extremely clear in the quiet scene, and Zhang Long's series of actions were also done in a leisurely, relaxed and natural way.

"wakaka……"

There was a wave of laughter at the scene, and all the students of Kewu University laughed, with a lot of tears and snot in their noses.

"Brother Long is mighty...haha..."

"Damn it... Brother Long, you are so fucking handsome!"

"Haha...cough..."

"Dragon, it still tastes the same. Awesome, haha..."

Even Zhao Hu gave Zhang Long a thumbs up and laughed, regardless of his position. My brother, no matter what his position is at the moment, he is still a brother. The brother behaves so terribly, he should stand up for it.

"Bah." On the stage, Zhang Long spit out a thread of filter cotton, then scanned the audience, and said very seriously: "Don't laugh, there's nothing ridiculous, it's just hitting a fool."

After finishing speaking, he turned around again and went down towards the stage.

The laughter at the scene suddenly became more difficult to hide.All the audience reached another climax.

As for the students of Huajie University, their faces were flushed, and they were so ashamed that they wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. Some people even stared at the buddy who was being carried away and called him an idiot.

Tie Ruanxiang and the others were also blushing, gnashing their teeth and not daring to look up. Looking at the companion whose head was shot by a blow, they also felt resentment in their hearts. They are really stupid.

Didn't they just wear pants and slippers?Is it that funny?Haven't you worn it like this at home?It’s the same as seeing aliens, now it’s all right, you were shot in the head with a slipper without even making a move, do you think you are an idiot?
"Haha... so good, it's my style... haha..." In the viewing room, Zhang Lei was also laughing, trembling, his whole body was agitated, and there were large and small ripples in the surrounding void.

Zhang Tiande blushed a little, after all his son's appearance was too shocking.And Yang Yang laughed like a dog, holding Zhang Lei's arm with one hand, patting Zhang Lei's leg with the other hand, the laughter in his mouth lingered in a soprano way.

After stepping down, Zhang Long lazily walked back to the team amidst the laughter of countless people. Because of the smog, he was still squinting after he stood still. It was as if he was about to fall asleep. People couldn't help laughing.

Undoubtedly, Zhang Long's short appearance instantly killed all the players who appeared before. People looked at Zhang Long, and his thin and lazy appearance was deeply imprinted in their eyes.

With such a person around, this game is even more worth watching.