God level funny comparison system

Early the next morning, the players were brought back to the arena again.

Xiang Chaoyang also came back. He was not seriously injured before, and he was a Lianjiazi, so he recovered after a day of breath adjustment.

All forty contestants were present, standing on both sides of the ring in their respective formations just like yesterday.

The auditorium was already overcrowded, but there were significantly fewer people eating snacks today, especially the citizens of Jiangcheng City, as if they had agreed to eat snacks.

This is not accidental, it is because people in Jiangcheng City have watched too much Ssangyong Championships, and know that the three rounds of competition are more intense than the previous round, and it is not suitable to eat snacks in the second round, because it is easy to choke to death, and The upcoming fierce competition is enough to attract people's attention from beginning to end, and there is no time for snacks.

"Ahaha..." There was a funny laugh, and the funny host appeared from nowhere and stood on the brightly lit stage.

"Good morning, everyone, we meet again! Yesterday's competition was so fierce that I forgot to introduce myself. My brother is actually a well-known host. I have worked in Jiangcheng TV Station for many years. My name is..."

"It's starting! What nonsense?"

"Shut up! Believe it or not I beat you?"

"Do you dare to spend more money to find a more reliable person to host the Wulian Association?"

Before the host finished speaking, he was interrupted by people again.

"Cough," he blushed, coughed, gave up introducing himself, stared at the white paper in his hand very unhappy and said: "Okay, let's watch the game, the first one to play, a player from Kewu University, Zhang Long! I wish you all 39 games, bye!"

After finishing speaking, the host turned around and walked away angrily shaking his arms.

There was a momentary silence at the scene. After countless eyes swept over the twenty contestants from Kewu University, they all locked on Zhang Long at last, and then people erupted.

"Zhang Long? Which Zhang Long is it?"

"It's that, that awesome funny guy?"

"Haha... I like watching him the most!"

"If I had known that he was the first to play, I should have come here wearing shorts and slippers, so chic!"

"Brother Long is mighty!"

"Brother Long will win!"

"Win 39 games!"

There was a lot of cheers at the scene, the audience who supported Kewu University and the audience who was conquered by Zhang Long roared with all their strength and enthusiasm.

The students and supporters of Huajie's side sneered, "A funny comparison is a funny comparison, it's okay to play a clown, 39 victories, dreaming?

From the beginning of the Ssangyong Tournament to the present, it seems that there has only been one victory in 39 games.Obviously the probability is too low.

Tie Ruanxiang also sneered, feeling that people nowadays are too stupid and naive.

Behind her, the corners of Liang Yuesheng's mouth raised slightly, and he exchanged glances with Wu Fan and Huo Lei from the University of Science and Technology, and then they flashed sinister smiles without any trace.

"Zhang Long, what are you doing? Come on stage!"

Zhang Long was dozing off when he heard Nuo Wan'er laughing.

Opening his eyes, he glanced at Nuo Wan'er, and then at the audience around him. Zhang Long's face darkened, and he lowered his head and walked onto the stage.I also wanted to take advantage of the time to sleep for a while, but I didn't expect to let myself go first. It seems that the Wulian Association really regards itself as a way to adjust the atmosphere.

"Brother Long, be careful." Within two steps, a suppressed voice came from Ma Han behind.

Hearing this, Zhang Long turned his head and followed Ma Han's line of sight, just in time to see Liang Yuesheng was also looking at him, his eyes met, Liang Yuesheng smiled faintly and then looked away.

Zhang Long took a light breath, it seemed that the little fox had really set something up for him.

Still in the same attire, cartoon floral pants, green flip-flops, and a very loose vest, dragging a long sword issued by the Wulian Association, Zhang Long leisurely stepped onto the stage.

The coquettish posture caused countless audiences to laugh wildly, secretly feeling that this kid was really too smart to come on stage earlier.

Soon, a player from Huajie University also stepped into the ring. It was the one who was kicked away by Zhang Longyi's slippers yesterday. The injury was not serious, and he basically recovered after a day of recuperation, but there was still a bruise on his face.

As soon as I saw Zhang Long, my buddy became angry. Your grandma was completely attacked yesterday!

It is a great shame to be the first to be defeated by Zhang Long, a seemingly funny person.

However, he didn't get angry directly, but took a deep breath, suppressed his anger forcibly, and then glanced at Liang Yuesheng from the corner of his eye.

"Do you understand the rules? Let's start!" The black-clothed referee stepped forward, gave a cold shout, and retreated to the corner.

"Whoa!"

As soon as the referee stepped back, the buddy on the opposite side floated out like the wind, but instead of flying towards Zhang Long, he jumped directly to the edge of the ring behind him, his body leaning against the black and red bandage.

Zhang Long opened his mouth wide, staring blankly at the opponent who was like a frightened bird, he couldn't react for a while, he kicked him yesterday, so there is no need to be scared like this, right?

"Ha ha……"

"He, isn't he scared?"

"Haha... Look at that cowardly look, it's really useless to hide as soon as you come up."

"I might as well surrender, and be careful not to get slippered, haha..."

The audience in the audience was even more amused by this scene, and they all raised their fingers and laughed at the buddy who retreated like a mouse seeing a cat.

"Zhang Long, I heard that you have always been a waste since you were young." At this moment, the buddy who had retreated to the edge of the ring stood up straight, with a rather haughty smile on his face, looking at Zhang Long. Long said leisurely.

"Oh, by the way, I also heard that you became a pervert not long ago, and gave sticks to teacher Liu Yueqing of the Women's College, which almost became popular all over the country." Before Zhang Long could react, the buddy started to scold again.

"Ha ha……"

The audience in the audience laughed even more intensely. This time, even the students of Huajie University laughed. Whether it was the opponent's funny performance or Zhang Long's history, they were all ridiculous enough.

Zhang Long was a little puzzled, looking at his opponent's face that deserved a beating, he didn't know what he was going to do. Could it be that he wanted to scold him for losing with just one mouth?Be sick!

"Oh, by the way, I also heard that you were very ugly when you were a child, and you often had snot hanging from your nose? Tsk tsk, I didn't expect that, you are now like this, it can be regarded as a boy who has changed at the age of eighteen, no, no, at least 72. " The buddy held the leather bandage behind him with one hand, paced left and right, looked at Zhang Long vigilantly, and at the same time did not stop scolding Zhang Long.

At this remark, Tie Ruanxiang in the audience was shocked suddenly, and she couldn't help but look up at the player from Huajie University on the stage, because she used this sentence to scold Zhang Long when she was a child, because she used it when she was young. In my heart, Zhang Long was really ugly when he was a child, and he didn't pay attention to hygiene, which was extremely annoying.

Zhang Long still stood still, with his face, this kind of curse word was not effective at all.

As for Liang Yuesheng, Zheng Tianyi, and Wu Fan and Huo Lei from Kewu University, listening to the insults to Zhang Long by the buddy on the stage, there was a hint of pleasure in the plot's success on their faces.

This is Liang Yuesheng's first move, which is to anger Zhang Long first and make him mess up, so that the subsequent plans will be more likely to succeed.

"Oh, by the way, I heard that your kidneys are not very good, you are young, female compatriots, pay attention."

"Ha ha……"

"Zhang Long, you look like this, you dare to compete on stage? And you are dressed like this, are you really stupid? Or are you really stupid?"

"Are you angry? No way, don't you claim to be thick-skinned and invincible in the universe?"

"Ha ha……"

That buddy kept cursing, like he had eaten Xuan Mai, and couldn't stop at all.

Zhang Long leaned one leg sideways, took out a cigarette and lit it, watched him scolding, he finally understood, this kid really wanted to beat himself by scolding.

And the audience below, laughing and staggering, looked like a sorghum field fighting in the field.

"What is this? You brat, you don't want to live." In the viewing room, Yang Yang got up abruptly, as if he was about to rush out.

"Little sister, don't be impulsive." Zhang Tian pulled Yang Yang back, "Little kid, you can't be angry if you show off your tongue."

After speaking, Zhang Tiande took a special look in Zhang Lei's direction, seeing that Zhang Lei was as immobile as a mountain, with a dignified expression but no sign of restlessness, so he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

"Still smoking? Are you trying to be cool?" At this time, seeing Zhang Long smoking leisurely, the buddy became even more excited, thinking that Zhang Long was using smoking to cover up his anger, so he said even more bluntly: "You have a face too." Playing cool? Hey, let me ask you, I heard that you had a little aunt since you were a child, and you even slept in the same bed when you were young, but according to what I heard, your little aunt has no blood relationship with you, right? Haha..."

While smiling, he also looked up at Yang Yang in the viewing room, "My aunt who has been called you for more than ten years, do you want to be Yang Guo? Haha... Also, I heard that your aunt has a good relationship with you." , Do you want to...haha..."

The buddy laughed louder and louder, but the audience stopped laughing.

The scene returned to an unprecedented quietness for a while, everyone opened their mouths slightly, and stared at Zhang Long with terrifying eyes.

Everyone knew that what the buddy said was a bit too much. I don't know what Zhang Long thought, and the audience couldn't listen anymore.

Lin Yanran, Ma Han, Zhao Huyi and the others clenched their fists even more, staring at that buddy with red eyes, wishing they could rush up and tear him into pieces.

"Looking for death!" In the viewing room, Yang Yang, who had just sat down for a short time, suddenly got up, and a cold aura swung away, and his figure swept away like an afterimage.

"Yang Yang!" Zhang Lei's thunderous voice swayed, and he saw that his figure was faster, and a black shadow flashed up, grabbing Yang Yang's arm.

"A child, I'm not qualified to let you do it yourself, leave it to Xiaolong." Looking down at the buddy on the ring, Zhang Lei said, his voice was surprisingly cold, and his eyes were even more icy cold.

"Crack." On the ring, Zhang Long threw away the cigarette butt, and the light blue smoke swayed under the light, covering Zhang Long's face. At this moment, he had a gaze very similar to Zhang Lei's, cold and indifferent to the common people. , murderous galloping.

"Okay, kid, you managed to piss me off." Zhang Long's leisurely voice came as Han Guang locked on his opponent.