God level funny comparison system

After speaking, Zhang Long was about to leave, and was stared at by a group of people, as if they were going to take off your clothes every minute, it didn't feel very good.

"Huh? Isn't that right?" Zhao Chao scratched his head suddenly, and then hurriedly caught up with Zhang Long, "Brother Long, aren't insulators afraid of lightning strikes? Don't scare me, it's lightning strikes, even big trees and stones can be struck Broken."

Hearing this, the people around who were stunned became excited again. Zhang Long's earlier statement that it was an insulator was obviously nonsense. Let's see how he explains it this time.

"Cough," Zhang Long coughed lightly as he walked, glanced around the crowd leisurely, and said unhurriedly: "Well, I was actually joking just now, haha... Cough, the reason why I am not afraid of lightning is because Because of my suit."

I wanted to laugh a few times to ease the atmosphere, but found that no one was thinking about it, so Zhang Long coughed, raised his hand and pulled his flowery underpants and said.

"Also, the weird phenomenon you just saw, that is, seeing something like Transformers, is also due to my clothes, which are high-tech and very expensive!" After a pause, Zhang Long said again, saying Then he raised his hand again and grabbed his flowery underpants.

"I see……"

Han Xiaole was the first to sigh suddenly, and immediately staring at a pair of beautiful eyes, he couldn't help walking towards Zhang Long.

As for the rest of the people, except for Qin Yang who still had a hint of doubt in his eyes, everyone else nodded slowly, obviously believing Zhang Long's nonsense.

The Wulian Association is not like the Federation of Science and Technology. Except for a few high-level executives who have some understanding of cutting-edge technology, the rest are almost illiterate. Simple martial artists naturally believe in the high-tech that Zhang Long said, and they have no doubts. evidence of.

"It's true that clothes don't look like they are. It's just these two broken things that are so powerful?" Han Xiaole came to Zhang Long, raised a jade hand, and directly grabbed Zhang Long's vest.

The jade hand touched Zhang Long's skin, bringing a silky coolness.

"Cough, that, Instructor Han, you don't understand this kind of thing." Zhang Long quickly raised his hand and grabbed the vest back.

Han Xiaole didn't care, she lowered her head slowly, looked at Zhang Long's underpants with her burning beautiful eyes, and stretched out her jade-like palm towards Zhang Long's underpants.

"There's nothing special about this dress. Is there some mechanism inside?" She was holding Zhang Long's underpants and was about to pull them open to have a look.

"Hey, hey!" Zhang Long was startled, grabbed his pants and jumped back a step, stared at Han Xiaole and said, "Instructor Han, can't you kiss each other, I don't have anything on inside, you scared me. "

"Huh..." Han Xiaole was taken aback for a moment, and only then did he think of what he was doing just now, his pretty face blushed, he quickly lowered his head, and stood still in place, cursing in his heart that he was too restless, luckily he didn't pull away just now, If you pull it out...

Her face was even redder, and she was full of beauty.

"Cough, well, the elixir has been refined, everyone's goodbye!" Seeing that Han Xiaole gave up studying his clothes, Zhang Long was relieved, looked around, said quickly, and left quickly, afraid that the men who were staring at him would also rush at him. Come and study for yourself.

"Oh, by the way, Uncle Qin, thank you for your alchemy furnace, as a token of gratitude, if you encounter any intractable diseases in the future, you can come to me!"

After pushing the bicycle for a few steps, Zhang Long turned back and shouted at Qin Yang.

Qin Yang was still immersed in the shocking scene before and couldn't extricate himself, but Zhao Hai, hearing Zhang Long's words, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he ran over.

While running, Zhao Haihai waved his hands, and shouted with a charming smile: "Brother Long, why don't you pass on your life-extending magic needle to me!"

"Get out!" His face darkened, Zhang Long resolutely cursed, turned around and left.

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"We ordinary people are so happy today..."

"Brother Long is amazing! Take me to pretend and take me to fly!"

Riding a bicycle, dragging Wang Chao, the two of them hummed a song and rushed towards Kewu University.

Light blue smoke fluttered above the two of them. Under the sun, the feeling of confidence and joy made the whole restless world a lot more beautiful.

Many passers-by also laughed. Young people, even if they are self-willed, ride a broken bicycle, and openly engage in homosexuality, they can succeed in this way.

After returning to Kewu University, the two went straight to Shanggu's dormitory. Although Zhang Long was very tired now, he was extremely excited at the thought of witnessing a mass of mud standing up again under his own medicine.

A sense of accomplishment, saving a life is better than building a lot of pagodas!
"Boom!" The door of the dormitory was kicked open savagely, Zhang Long and Wang Chao rushed in, and then they froze in place.

"Wow Kaka!" Looking at the scene in the room, Wang Chao and Zhang Long opened their mouths at the same time, and the saliva splashed and connected to the ground.

Shang Gu was lying on the bed like mud, a young female nurse in a white coat was holding a towel in her hand, and was scrubbing Shang Gu's body. He had been lying there for many days, and if he didn't wipe it, it would really stink.

The key is that the nurse's action is too scary!She didn't untie Shang Gu's body, but put a jade hand directly into Shang Gu's clothes, and then saw the palm turning with a clatter through the clothes.

"Stop, stop, don't wipe it!" Shang Gu shouted in horror, his face flushed.

"Don't worry, your teacher has explained it, I will be careful not to lose the silver needle in your body." The nurse said lazily, not taking it seriously at all.

"There's no need to do that, there's someone, there's someone!" Through the nurse's waving arms, looking at Zhang Long and Wang Chao, who were stunned by the door and full of flames, Shang Gu shouted again.

Hearing this, the young nurse looked back at the two of them, rolled her eyes lazily, and said, "What's wrong with someone? I'm a nurse, and this is my job. Don't yell, unless you want to be dirty. "

"My mother..." Zhang Long walked to the hospital bed with two rows of white teeth bared, ignored Shang Gu, stared straight at the nurse and said, "Nurse sister, it seems that I haven't bathed for a long time, and, I Now I'm tired and can't move, can you?"

"Get out!" The nurse rolled her eyes, "Are all your current students so uneducated?"

"No!" Wang Chao, who followed behind, suddenly stood at attention, "I'm different from Brother Long. I've been the most upright since I was a child! Sister nurse, can I call you when I'm sick?"

"..." The nurse was stunned, and rolled her eyes lazily again, then ignored the two of them.

Shang Gu lay on the bed with his face flushed, eyes closed, and pretended that he didn't exist in this room now!

Soon, the nurse finished scrubbing Shanggu, washed the towel, and then brought a new bottle of nutrient solution for Shanggu to replace.

"Put this new bottle of nutrient solution on, and today's work will be done." She said to herself, and her mood improved a lot.

"Cough," Zhang Long finally came to his senses, hurriedly took a step forward and said, "Sister Nurse, no need. From today on, he won't need to infuse nutrient solution anymore."

"Why?" The nurse just glanced at Zhang Long indifferently, and then continued with the work in hand.

"Hehe." Zhang Long and Wang Chao smiled at the same time, and shook their legs simultaneously. Zhang Long took the lead and said, "Because, I want this lump of mud to stand up!"

As soon as these words came out, Shang Gu on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes trembling, and his heart was full of excitement.

The nurse was still not interested, and said lazily: "Are you kidding? I heard that it is a miracle that this person is alive. He still stood up. Don't disturb my sister's work. I don't have time to tease you."

"Look what this is!" Zhang Long took out the elixir from his pocket, and immediately, the whole room was filled with brilliance and fragrant.

All of a sudden, the nurse was stunned, and her beautiful eyes slowly widened, staring at the seven-colored pills in Zhang Long's hand, her eyes also became brighter.

"It's so beautiful, it smells so good, what, what is this? A new air freshener?"

"Puchi!" Zhang Long and Wang Chao spat out, then coughed lightly, the two stood up straight again, frowning slightly, with serious faces, and at the same time stretched out a hand, pointed at the pill and said: "You are wrong!" Oh, this is not Shenma freshener, this is..."

"Pillion?" Shang Gu interjected anxiously.

"This is a miracle!"

Zhang Long and Wang Chao said the second half of the sentence, and then Zhang Long walked over with the pill, and regardless of Shang Gu's anxiety, he opened his mouth and stuffed it in.

"Swallow it! Dare to spit it out, I'll kill you!" Zhang Long pointed at Shang Gu who was choked.

"Gudong!" Taking a deep breath, Shanggu swallowed the seven-color recovery pill.

"Ahaha... Now is the moment to witness the miracle." Wang Chao clasped his hands together and sighed with a flushed face.

The nurse frowned again, thinking that the two students must be sick. What kind of miracle can eating an air freshener do?Poisoned Miracle?Damn, you can't abuse patients like this.

Just when the nurse was going to check on Shang Gu's condition, a miracle happened.