God level funny comparison system

"Hey, little aunt, don't tease me. If my father finds out, I will die. Go back to sleep quickly, and be careful of dark circles."

Looking at the displeased Yang Yang, Zhang Long suppressed his voice and shouted helplessly, Zhang Long has never been able to find effective ways to deal with this woman.

"Hey..." Yang Yang suddenly smiled again, the smile was very strange, not like the cute smile when he was happy, nor the sneer when he was angry, but like, like the smile when he was acting like a baby with his grandfather Zhang Lei .

"Little aunt is acting like a baby with me again?" Zhang Long thought in his heart, and immediately slapped himself in the heart, "Your sister, you can really think about it!"

"Long'er, I think..." Yang Yang began to move closer to Zhang Long, staring at a pair of phoenix eyes, in which the eyes waved, and those clear and shining pupils made Zhang Long's heart flutter for a while.

"Well, little aunt, if you have something to say, can you not call me Long'er? This name makes me very upset." Wrapping the quilt around his body, Zhang Long said in an extremely tangled manner.

"It's not important," Yang Yang pouted, casually passing the topic, "What's important is that I have a question to ask you."

She suddenly became serious, the smile on her face disappeared, but there was a touch of worry in those shining beautiful eyes.

Zhang Long's heart was fluctuating, what was going on with this little aunt, he even wondered if the woman's ups and downs expression at this moment was dreaming, maybe sleepwalking came to him.

However, Zhang Long still took a light breath, smiled cooperatively, and asked, "What's the matter? If you ask, I'll tell you everything."

After all, she is a little aunt, and she has a good relationship, so she must show such face. Zhang Long even decided that even if the little aunt wanted to ask some secrets about his father or grandpa, he would tell her.

"Uh..." Yang Yang pondered, and Zhang Long felt that her breathing became a little uneven, and the orchid fragrance rushed over, and, in those eyes that were turning and turning, the anxiety became more and more obvious .

At this moment, he and she were looking at each other on the bed, and the moonlight shrouded the surroundings. The flickering brilliance in her eyes caused the whole moonlight to stir, as if the vast galaxy encountered a storm.

"You..." After a long time, Yang Yang's eyes settled down, and he looked at Zhang Long and said a long word "you".Zhang Long's heart also began to be tangled, and secretly felt that this little aunt's problem tonight seemed a bit big.

"you guess?"

"what?"

Yang Yang, after a long time, you came up with a guess, and Zhang Long fell to the ground with a thumping heart, cheating, you are my fortune teller, can you guess it?In the middle of the night, I ran over to let me guess, guess Mao, guess.

"Little aunt, you, are you sick? Hurry up and go back to sleep. Guess what, I don't know what you're talking about." Zhang Long was exhausted, and said lazily.

"Hehe," Yang Yang laughed again, turning his clear eyes around, as if he said with a guilty conscience: "Then, then don't guess, I'm leaving."

After she finished speaking, she really got up, swayed a white nightdress, and walked away with a pair of jade hands behind her back, like walking on a train track, reluctant and hesitant.

Zhang Long just froze on the bed, his IQ was a bit of a chicken, thinking about it carefully, Yang Yang didn't seem to say anything, then she came here to dry hair in the middle of the night, just to make trouble for herself, right?

"Damn it, a woman's heart is broken, she's lost her mind." Zhang Long shook his head helplessly until Yang Yang walked out of the room, and then fell down on the bed, ready to fall back asleep in a different position.

"Zhang Long, you have to be careful." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl buried her head in the void and said with her eyes closed.

"Be careful of what?" Zhang Long asked casually.

"Your little aunt may be serious." The little girl said again.

"What's the real thing?"

"She seems to really... like you."

……

Zhang Long didn't speak anymore, never did, he doesn't know how to deal with this problem, it's too difficult, should he just tell his little aunt that it's impossible for us two?Wow Kaka, in that case, Yang Yang would cry blind, thinking about it makes him feel distressed, it's better not to make a decision.

"Oh, it's not a good thing to be handsome."

After a long time, Zhang Long opened his eyes, put his hands behind his head, looked out the window at the moonless sky, and said sincerely.

"Pfft..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl closed her eyes and sprayed, "Zhang Long, you are narcissistic again!"

……

Early the next morning, Zhang Long was driven by Yang Yang to the school. Perhaps because of last night, the two of them were silent all the way, each peeking at each other in the rearview mirror, and occasionally looking at each other, just...you and I will be popular face...

Back at school, Zhang Long didn't go to the dormitory either, but went directly to Le Ying's classroom for class.

Yu Wenqin has arrived, and there are still a few idle students entertaining themselves in the classroom. The classroom is very quiet, and the glass that was broken by Zhang Long before has been repaired.

Unexpectedly, another person came to this class today, Xiang Chaoyang.

"Wow Kaka, brother Chaoyang?" Zhang Long walked over with a smile, and Xiang Chaoyang stood at the door blushing when he saw Zhang Long.

"What kind of wind is blowing here today? How did it bring you here?" Zhang Long poked his head out deliberately to see the sunny weather outside, and said with a big smile.

It wasn't that Zhang Long deliberately made fun of Xiang Chaoyang. In Zhang Long's mind, this brother Chaoyang has always been a cheerful, positive and motivated boy who rarely does meaningless things, and Leying's class is the best in the entire Kewu University. It's meaningless, it's a bit strange to suddenly appear here today.

"Hehe," Xiang Chaoyang smiled shyly, "I, I just came to see you. You left before drinking to the end yesterday, to see if you came to school today."

After finishing speaking, Xiang Chaoyang turned and left, as if he was running away from something.

Why did Zhang Long let him leave? Looking at Xiang Chaoyang's blushing, he felt more and more strange.

"Damn it, brother Chaoyang, it's tricky!" Pulling Xiang Chaoyang back, Zhang Long looked at Xiang Chaoyang with a grin and said, "Honestly, what are you doing here? Don't pretend to look at me, I'm not a beautiful woman, and neither are you." It's not gay."

As he said that, Zhang Long took out a cigarette and handed it to Xiang Chaoyang. Damn it, Xiang Chaoyang shook his hand in front of the cigarette for the first time to show that he would not smoke, and subconsciously glanced at Yu Wenqin.

"Hey..." Zhang Long smiled sinisterly and cunningly, then he lit his cigarette, turned his head and glanced at Yu Wenqin, then looked at Xiang Chaoyang and said, "Sure enough, it's for beauties. How about it? Do you feel our Yuwen Qinmei's soul-stirring? Are you thoughtful? If so, brother can give it to you."

Zhang Long raised his eyebrows lightly, not afraid that Yu Wenqin next to him would hear it.

Hearing this, before Xiang Chaoyang could speak, Yu Wenqin spoke first. She slanted her heroic eyebrows, and a look of displeasure appeared on her usually indifferent face, but it disappeared only for a moment, and then she walked towards the two of them with a smile on her face. before.

Smiling softly at Zhang Long, Yu Wenqin glanced at Xiang Chaoyang again and said: "Zhang Long, don't misunderstand Xiang Chaoyang, he often comes here, but it happens to be at the same time as your class time, so you just come here now." Discovered. Besides, his target is not me."

"Oh?" Zhang Long frowned, looked at Yu Wenqin, then at Xiang Chaoyang, and found that the two of them saw eye contact really innocently, that is to say, Xiang Chaoyang didn't come here for Yu Wenqin?Who is that for?

"Ahaha," a flash of inspiration flashed in Zhang Long's mind, and Zhang Long suddenly realized it. He squinted at Xiang Chaoyang, shook his right leg and said, "Brother Chaoyang, you are young and energetic, and you are so courageous. Teacher Le Ying's You dare to play the idea, wow Kaka, it’s not 01:30 that tastes heavy.”

"Ah? You, what are you talking about? I, I have something to do, so I'm leaving first." Xiang Chaoyang's face turned redder, and after he finished speaking, he turned around in a hurry and strode out of the classroom.

"thump!"

Hit!As soon as Xiang Chaoyang went out with his head down, he bumped into Le Ying, who had just walked from the aisle. The impact was so hard that the two of them bounced back. Le Ying didn't know what to do today, and left in a hurry , Xiang Chaoyang was tall and burly, taller than Le Ying, and much taller than Zhang Long. Le Ying couldn't defend against this collision, and took three steps back.

All of a sudden, Zhang Long and Yu Wenqin froze in place, looking at Le Ying's somewhat messy long hair, thinking that this Bingshan woman can't kill people, right?

Xiang Chaoyang opened his mouth even more in astonishment, the blush on his face spread to his neck, his whole body was trembling, and his usually clear eyes were full of apprehension.

Le Ying was very calm, but frowned slightly, glanced at Xiang Chaoyang and said, "Why are you leaving in such a hurry?"

With a simple sentence, Le Ying looked away without saying anything more, but Xiang Chaoyang's heart was burning at this moment, and his thoughts on Le Ying became more determined.

He suddenly felt that this lofty iceberg beauty actually had a gentle side, and the admiration in his heart was even deeper.However, at this moment, he froze in place like a log, not even letting out a fart for a long time.

"Zhang Long, come with me." Le Ying cast her eyes on Zhang Long and shouted in a cold voice, still looking anxious.

"Ah? What are you doing?" Zhang Long blinked, then his thoughts turned, he pushed Chaoyang forward, blinked at Le Ying and said, "Teacher, don't you think I'm handsome?"

When talking, Zhang Long was still smoking.

"Well, it's okay." Le Ying instinctively glanced at Xiang Chaoyang again, said something casually, then grabbed Zhang Long's collar and pulled him out, then forced Zhang Long to walk out, saying coldly : "Put out the cigarette, I have something to ask you."

So, Zhang Long was dragged away like this, and on the way, he still didn't forget to shout at the top of his voice: "Brother Chaoyang, there's a show, haha..."

"Why are you laughing so loudly? Shut up!" Le Ying scolded again in a cold voice, and Zhang Long then shut up obediently.

"Come on!"

When Le Ying and Zhang Long walked away, Xiang Chaoyang fell to the ground, already sweating profusely, but his eyes were full of excitement. Just now, Teacher Le Ying praised him for being handsome, just like As Zhang Long said, there is drama.

"Brother Long, dear brother!" Xiang Chaoyang looked at the endless corridor with burning eyes, and after a long time, he murmured sincerely.