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After returning to the dormitory, Zhang Long made a few phone calls, and asked the brothers in the dormitory to notify each floor of the building separately. Less than half an hour later, the 1412 dormitory where Zhang Long lived was overcrowded.

All the banners from all floors before Building No. 4 gathered, of course, except the sophomores on the [-]th floor. In addition, even Ma Han, Xiang Chaoyang and Chen Siyu from other buildings also came.

Even Shang Gu came.With Zhang Long's face, Shang Gu, a non-student, can come and go freely in the school now, there is no way, this is the privilege of a genius, the most domineering winner in the history of the Double Dragon Contest, his brother, who dares to offend.

A total of nearly NO.20 people gathered in Zhang Long's dormitory. The place is too small, the door can only be opened, and some people can only stand outside the door.

They were all young men in their early twenties, each with a cigarette in his mouth, and most of them had fierce expressions on their faces. The superimposed evil spirit could be felt from far away.

The light blue light in the dormitory has been completely shrouded in blue smoke, and the speed cannot exceed two meters, but these brothers don't care, they are still smoking. Looking from downstairs, the open window of 1412 dormitory is thumping It was smoking like it was on fire.

But I suffered from a few non-smoking buddies, and they were crying, but looking at the countless bosses present, they could only endure it with red eyes. Why did people cry so much for him, so they murmured and said yes The wind was strong, and the eyes got sand.

Those sophomore student unions on the twelfth floor also came down to check a few times, but when they saw the situation in the 1412 dormitory from a distance, they quickly detoured away. Last time, the dormitory of the student union was taken over by Zhang Long. Since then, 1412 has been the twelfth The taboos on the building, similarly, the student union is much more restrained than before, checking the dormitory every day is just a show, and no punishment is posted on the bulletin board downstairs.

After all, in the current No. 4 building, except for the twelfth floor, almost all of them belong to Zhang Long. As long as the members of the student union have a little brain, they dare not rashly offend the freshmen in this building. Be careful who provokes Zhang Long, they will become street rats in this building.

"Brother Long, is this a big move?" Ma Han, who looked like a gorilla, squatted directly on the table in Zhang Long's dormitory. Zhang Longdao.

Zhang Long grinned, exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "It must be big, it's more exciting."

"Then what are you going to do?" Mahan asked again.

Zhang Long blinked, looked at the flaming cigarette butt in his hand, and said with his mouth curled up: "Split up and act, so that the efficiency is faster. There is no requirement. Those who are convinced are brothers. Those who are not convinced, until they are convinced, then they are still brothers." .If you come across someone whose character has no lower limit and who loses his tricks when playing, then...his mother doesn't even know him."

"Okay!" Ma Han threw away his cigarette butt, and jumped off the table with a splash, "Then I'll be in charge of my building, I'm familiar with it."

"I'll be in charge of my building." Xiang Chaoyang said with a chuckle.

"I'm in charge of building No. [-] next door, and I'm quite familiar with it." Ji Chen raised his hand.

Then, people volunteered one after another. Except for Building No. 4, the remaining seven dormitory buildings for freshmen were taken over in an instant. Shang Gu, Xu Xianlong, Yao Zicheng, Yu Fanjian, and several brothers from Building No. 4 were also in charge of one.

After the distribution was over, Zhang Long waved his big hand and said, "Keep on!" After saying that, he jumped out of the bed and led everyone downstairs.

Zhang Long didn't need to go out in person, he just went down to have a look, and if there was an emergency, he could go over and hold the line.

As soon as everyone left the dormitory, the bosses on each floor started shouting.

"Let's start, let's start, let's gather together!"

"Hurry up, fucking, are you masturbating too much?"

"Hurry up, don't make Brother Long angry, the consequences will be serious!"

"Clang clang..."

"Listen up, brothers in Building 4, let's get started, move, move!"

The bosses on each floor shouted at the top of their voices, and all of them had cigarettes in their mouths. As a result, the corridor began to be shrouded in clouds and mist. One buddy even took an iron plate and banged it with a steel whip in his hand.

Soon, the entire Building 4 was on fire.

The smoke permeating the corridor began to surge, and crowds of people rushed from the stairs on both sides, and the corridor where the fourth floor was located was overcrowded in an instant.

All black school uniforms, all steel whips, in order to maintain unity and show the arrogance of Building 4, most of the people were smoking cigarettes at the same time, and the smoke became thicker, it was like a fairyland on earth.

Amidst the overwhelming noise, Zhang Long took the lead and walked downstairs, rumbling footsteps sounded, followed by a layer of darkness, and the momentum was like ten thousand horses galloping.

Go down from the fourth floor, the third floor, the second floor, the first floor, and the brothers who have been waiting for the big movie. After seeing Zhang Longyi waiting, they automatically joined the camp.

When they reached the first floor, the number of people had already reached several hundred, and the vile agitation erupted from everyone made their smoky eyes constantly jump.

There is no consideration for the passionate age, only for the indomitable spirit at this moment...

"Stop for me!"

When everyone was enthusiastic, suddenly there was an extremely discordant scolding sound, like a ladle of cold water, which immediately aroused the anger in people's hearts.

Looking back, I saw a building supervisor coming out of the guard room on the first floor. He was in his 40s, dressed as a school worker, grinning and staring at everyone fiercely.

"What are you doing? Rebellion? You're still fucking smoking, I pinch them all, the fire brigade is almost alarmed by you!" Looking at the dense crowd, the building manager angrily scolded, his heart was extremely angry, How many years have I been a building manager, and I have never encountered such a rampant student.

In the crowd, Zhang Long grinned, raised his hand to fend off the brothers in front, and strode to the front of the building management.

"Uncle, can't we go out and play for a while?" Zhang Long said very politely.

"What are you playing, you have to close it..." the building manager stared at Zhang Longdao, but before he could say the word door, his eyes froze all of a sudden.

"You, you, you, you," suddenly, Lou Guan raised his finger and pointed at Zhang Long tremblingly, the anger in his eyes turned into ecstasy, "You're the one, what's your name?"

"Zhang Long, Brother Long! I have no experience." A student behind rolled his eyes and said.

"Oh, that's right, Zhang Long, right? It's the Zhang Long who blew the sky in the Ssangyong Championship! Haha... I never thought you lived in my building, just wait a moment..."

"Hula!" After saying hastily, the building manager turned around and ran into the room. Zhang Long blinked, turned his head and looked at everyone, and found that many brothers were confused. It's going to be like that.

Zhang Long is also a little depressed. Although he is now a hero in the school, if this matter is really reported, the principal Wei Haichen will definitely not allow him to do anything wrong. The headmaster is still very understanding.

If the building manager notified the principal, they would have to be punished one by one for the group smoking incident, and tonight's big event would also be ruined.

While thinking about it, the building manager ran out again, came to Zhang Long with a charming smile on his face, and handed Zhang Long a photo and a pen.

"Come on, sign for uncle." The uncle blinked and said.

"Bada..." The cigarette butts of many brothers behind fell directly to the ground, dumbfounded.

Zhang Long was also stunned, how old is he, and he still chases stars, besides, brother is not a star!

"Young man, you don't know. Your performance in the Ssangyong Championship is really great. My daughter has been clamoring for me to ask you for an autograph. Unfortunately, I have been busy these days, so I didn't find out which building you live in." Lou, it’s all right now, we’ve met it. Hurry up and sign it, so my daughter will definitely regard me as a hero.”

Lou Guan continued to speak with a pleasant face, and when he talked about his daughter, his eyes were full of kindness.

"Damn it," Yao Zicheng from behind immediately widened his eyes, pushed away the crowd and walked over, grabbed the arm of the building management uncle, and said with fiery eyes: "Uncle, how old is your daughter? Are you pretty? Do you have a photo? Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you suggest getting one? If so, do you suggest breaking up? If you don’t want to break up, do you suggest having another boyfriend?"

"Who are you? Go away!" the uncle glared angrily.

"Me, Yao Zicheng, from 1412, Brother Long's lower berth!" Yao Zicheng's eyes widened, and he bared his teeth and claws as he said, "If you promise to let your daughter be my girlfriend, I can give her the inside story of Brother Long every day." listen."

"Get out!" The uncle's face suddenly darkened, "If you talk nonsense again, be careful and I will tell your teacher!"

Hearing this, Yao Zicheng's donkey face suddenly stretched longer, and he turned around and walked back after turning his eyes to the uncle, causing all the brothers behind to roar with laughter.

The uncle didn't care, and looked at Zhang Long again, smiling, and waited intently for Zhang Long's signature.

Zhang Long was also a little flattered. Someone wanted to sign this guy, and suddenly he felt circles glowing on his head.

Not pretentious, Zhang Long took the photo and pen, ready to sign, the photo is exactly what Zhang Long looks like in the ring, with pants and slippers, with a cigarette in his mouth, he looks stupid to himself, I really don’t know why other people become idols .

Being handsome is really not a good thing.

Shaking his head, Zhang Long asked while signing: "Uncle, how old is your daughter? Does she go to school?"

"Ah? Shi,, you, you, you don't want her to be your girlfriend, do you? I do!" The uncle froze for a moment, then nodded very seriously.

"Fuck!" Yao Zicheng dropped the cigarette he had just lit on the floor again, and he was stunned. The grievance in his heart is all human beings, and they live in a dormitory. The difference in treatment is too big!

"Cough," Zhang Long coughed lightly, returned the signed photo to the uncle, then took a deep breath, and said earnestly: "Uncle, you misunderstood me. I have great ambitions since I was young, and my children's affair is not all I have. I just want the uncle’s daughter to understand that idols are just floating clouds, and that you are the king when you are awesome. I wish you to study hard and improve every day. Don’t be too obsessed with brother, brother is a legend!”

"Oh, and..."

"Zhang Long, enough of you, I'm going to throw up!"

Zhang Long wanted to say something, but unfortunately was interrupted by the little girl in the sea of ​​knowledge, so Zhang Long waved his hand, stopped talking, waved his big hand, and led the brothers out of the building.

The uncle froze on the spot and forgot to stop him a long time ago. Looking at Zhang Long's straight back, he shook his head after a long time and sighed: "Good boy, he has good conduct, high martial arts, pure heart and handsome. If he is my son-in-law, I will pay him back." Mom is here as a building manager?"