God level funny comparison system

It was already four o'clock in the afternoon, the squinting eyes were bleak, the sky was gray, just like Li Shan's gloomy mood for a quarter of an hour.

After eating one "loneliness", he completely changed, and his whole heart only had that lingering sense of emptiness, as if he had lived in vain for more than 20 years.

He just walked like that, and Zhang Long followed behind.

Walking and walking, after walking for hundreds of meters, Zhong Lishan finally stopped. He turned his head and set his eyes on the opposite wall.

It is the wall of a teaching building, and facing Zhongli Mountain is a sewer pipe extending from the roof, which is used to release rainwater from the roof.

The pipes are the same as the bare walls, showing a silver-gray color under the bleak sunlight.Looking at the silver-gray color, Zhong Lishan felt more and more stuffy in his heart, and the gloom in his heart became even more intense.

Now, he hates all things related to gray, but there is a touch of gray under his eyes, and the whole world he sees is gray.

Ever since, he walked over as if no one else was there, with a stiff figure, like a walking dead.

When he came to the wall, he grabbed the waist-thick sewer pipe, and saw a layer of transparent energy fluctuations floating above his body. Immediately, he climbed up and followed the pipe.

The hands and feet are like suction cups, sucking onto the smooth silver-gray pipe one after another, continuously stretching the body upwards with ease.

"Zhang Long, what is he going to do? Is he going to be Batman? To find some sense of existence for himself?" Nuo Wan'er stared at Zhongli Mountain, who was slowly climbing up like a monkey, and murmured asked.

Zhang Long shook his head slowly, the cigarette butts at the corner of his mouth were almost burning to the filter, and he didn't know it, he just stared at Zhong Lishan's rising back in astonishment.

At the same time, the rest of the brothers also shook their heads dumbly, but they were shocked again and again. The medicine of Wang Dynasty is really fucking inedible.

This teaching building happened to be in the direction of the bathhouse. At this time, many students saw this scene.Students began to surge towards this side, and the quiet and cold weather suddenly became lively.

"Damn it, what is this guy doing?"

"Who's that? The repairman?"

"You idiot, have you ever seen a repairman in a school uniform?"

"Fuck, why not? What if his child is in our school, and he is wearing the child's clothes?"

"You are even more stupid. Have you ever seen a father who is about the same age as the child? You think it is you, and you can have a child as soon as you are born?"

"Fuck off Nima!"

"Damn it, I'm going to climb up soon. This guy has a good repair, and this pipe is very smooth."

"Do you want to go up to watch the sunset? It's so romantic."

……

The students gathered more and more, and soon, the entire teaching building was overcrowded, all of them were black school uniforms of Kewu University, which looked unusually heavy under the gray sky, and those young faces , but added a touch of incompatible agility to this iron-like heaviness.

Zhong Lishan climbed to the top of the building, he stood on the top of the building with his back facing the people, stood there for a long time before slowly turning around.

When people saw his melancholy face, they suddenly realized that something was wrong. This guy was not a repairman, let alone a sunset watcher. He seemed to be about to jump off a building.

"My mother! This is going to jump off the building! What's the situation?"

"It's true, what hit this?"

"Hurry up and call the teacher! Hurry up, everyone get ready, if you really jump down later, release all your energy into the air and hold him back."

All the students could see it, and Zhang Longyi and the others suddenly realized that Zhong Lishan's current state of mind, standing on the top of the building, would most likely jump off the building.

Thinking about what happened in less than half an hour, Zhang Long and Ma Hanyi swallowed heavily again, then turned their heads and set their eyes on Wang Chao.

A medicine can actually make people commit suicide, it's too overbearing.

"Chao, you have successfully proved yourself. Your magical medicine is simply better than your cultivation." Zhang Long took a deep breath and sighed sincerely.

Wang Chao raised his eyebrows, smiled happily, and whispered to Zhang Long: "Brother Long, you are also responsible for this. If it weren't for the alchemy scripture you gave me, I would not be able to research this heaven-defying medicine."

"Cough..." Zhang Long hurriedly moved back two steps, looked up at Zhongli Mountain who was about to jump off, and felt a sense of guilt.

"Chao, do you still have that medicine?" Ma Han asked again, with cold sweat on his bronzed forehead, trembling lips, and a pair of big eyes staring straight at one of Chao's palms.

"Yes." Dynasty said, raising the box in his hand.

"Wow!" Staring at the medicine box, Ma Han and all the brothers couldn't help jumping a step behind, and Nuo Wan'er also jumped a step, bumping into Zhang Long's body, her black eyes were full of horror like seeing a ghost.

"Damn it." Staring at the medicine box, Ma Han raised his hand to wipe his cold sweat, and said as if he was facing an enemy: "Chao, put it away quickly. Remember, don't leave it everywhere, and , don’t go to dinner with my brother in the future. I’m afraid.”

"Yeah." The rest of the brothers also nodded repeatedly, looking at Chao Dynasty as if they were looking at a monster, for fear that they would accidentally get his medicine into everyone's meals in the future.

"Cut, look at how brave you are, and you're still hanging around in Daqi. Look at me, Brother Long, I'm not afraid." Chao Chao rolled his eyes, and raised his arms to hug Zhang Long.

Zhang Long took a deep breath, staring at the medicine box in Wang Chao's hand from the corner of his eyes, but said calmly, "That's right, how brave is this bro."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long hurriedly said to the little girl in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Death is cheap, help me see if the medicine powder on this kid's hand will enter my body, and if you find that I am emotionally abnormal, help me quickly!" Comprehensive anti-virus, all-round three-dimensional type!"

And Nuo Wan'er, who was standing on the other side of Zhang Long, let go of Zhang Long directly, and took a step back in fright, as if Zhang Long would turn into Zhong Lishan in the next second.

"What's going on?" At this moment, a familiar voice came, the voice was powerful and clear, and it made everyone's tense nerves relax a lot.

All the people around looked back and found that many teachers had come over, including Zhang Long's class teacher Luo Shuang, and a sophomore teacher Xu Bo, and Zhang Long had never seen the rest.

Luo Shuang strode through the crowd and came to Zhang Longyi and the others. With a suspicious look on her pretty face, she looked at Zhang Long and Nuo Wan'er, then at the large group of people around her, and then looked up at the top of the building. Zhong Lishan, who stood upright against the wind, lowered his head to stare at Zhang Long and the others again, and said seriously, "Do you know why he jumped off the building?"

"What chicken..." Zhang Long and all the brothers said in an extremely tacit understanding, with their hands spread out, their heads shaking like a rattle.

"Teacher, he seems to be... um..." Nuo'an on the side pointed to Zhongli Mountain on the top of the building, and was about to say something when Zhang Longyan quickly covered Nuo Wan'er's small mouth.

Just kidding, this matter seems simple, but if it is pursued, it will be a big deal. Zhonglishan jumping off the building is nothing, the key is the drug Dynasty, if it is publicized, this drug is enough to cause a sensation in the medical world, and no one will Knowing how the pharmaceutical industry, the Federation of Science and Technology and the Federation of Wushu will treat this drug, if one must study contraband without permission, then the dynasty's crimes will be serious, so naturally we can't disclose the slightest rumor.

Zhang Long is not a fool, that's why he has such a tacit understanding, but it's a pity that he has forgotten Nuo Wan'er, a girl with big breasts and no brains.

"Zhang Long, what are you doing? Let Wan'er go!" Seeing Zhang Long covering Nuo Wan'er's small mouth, Luo Shuang's expression darkened, and he stared at Zhang Long again and said, "Is there something you are hiding from me?"

"Haha, how can I hide it from you, you are my best teacher, haha, just kidding, right, my lovely deskmate?" Zhang Long smiled shyly, then let go of Nuo Wan'er, Just as his palm left Nuo Wan'er's small face, he pinched Nuo Wan'er's tender and firm face without any trace.

Nuo Wan'er's big eyes suddenly had a hint of doubt. She looked up at Zhang Long, then Wang Chao and the others, and found that these boys were all staring at her with covetous eyes.

She blinked her eyes, then looked up at Zhongli Mountain on the top of the building, tilted her head and thought for a while, then looked at Luo Shuang and said, "Teacher, that guy wanted to chase me, but I refused, and then he Want to jump off a building! Oh yes," she glanced at Wang Chao suddenly, shook her little hand, and explained with great difficulty: "I just met him today, he is a big pervert, I have no intention of cheating his feelings, he invited me I didn't even promise to eat, I'm not a bad girl."

"Huh..." Hearing Nuo Wan'er's explanation, everyone in Zhang Long breathed a sigh of relief.

"Just because of this?" Luo Shuang frowned, then looked at Zhong Lishan on the top of the building.

At this moment, Zhong Lishan on the top of the building suddenly took a step forward, and the crowd downstairs immediately made a commotion. Several teachers were the first to rush over, their energy burst out, and they were ready to use their energy to support the jumping offspring at any time. Zhong Lishan.

"Zhonglishan, are you crazy? Come down quickly! Oh no, come down safely!" Xu Bo, who was wearing glasses and had a hint of heroism in his gentle manner, shouted, judging by his anxiety, it seemed that Zhonglishan was him s student.

"Hehe, Teacher Xu Bo, how do you teach your students? This psychological quality is too fragile. Just because my student didn't agree to be his girlfriend, he jumped off the building? Could it be because of your influence?" Luo Shuang's almond eyes Turning over, he gave Xu Bo a light look and said.

Xu Bo turned his head and glanced at Luo Shuang, his face was also a little embarrassed, his student jumped off the building because of this kind of thing, it's really not a shameful thing.

"There is no sorrow in life, why bother in death..." At this moment, Zhong Lishan on the top of the building suddenly raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, and then jumped down straight up!