God level funny comparison system

"Wow..." Zhang Long stared suddenly when he saw the fiery trees and silver flowers at the bottom of the pot, and yelled out in surprise.

Boss Qiu and Qiu Jie on the side smiled disdainfully, and they were even more sure of Zhang Long's ignorance. He thought he had seen something big in the world before, but looking at the surprised expression now, he was just like Lin Tian. Surprised.

However, just when the two were proud, Zhang Long raised his eyes, looked at Boss Qiu opposite him with a very depressed look, and said, "Aunt Qiu, Aunt Qiu, are you cooking or carving?" What about it? If you are playing carving, you should enjoy carving, and if you are cooking, you should cook well. You are so nondescript, and you make a dish like this, how do you make people eat it?"

"Yanran, do you dare to eat?" After a short pause, Zhang Long looked back at Lin Yanran and asked.

While commenting, Zhang Long kept his hands behind his back, as if he was a master of taste.

"It's so beautiful, how can I be willing to eat it?" Lin Yanran said bewilderedly, still staring at the fire tree and silver flower.

"That's right!" Zhang Long pursed his lips, deliberately raised his voice, then raised his eyes to Boss Qiu, and said helplessly, "Boss Qiu, the dishes you cook are not dared to be eaten by others, can you still order them? Why not put it on display in the museum of the Wulian Association! With this shape, maybe you can earn some ticket money."

Hearing this, the expressions of Qiu Jie, Boss Qiu and even Lin Tian sank all of a sudden. Such a good thing was said to be worthless by Zhang Long, which is really a disgrace.

Especially Boss Qiu, who thought that Zhang Long was shocked by her Huoshu Yinhua, who would have thought that this kid would say such a thing.

"Zhang Long, what do you know, a child? Although I am not good at cooking, I also know that it is always right to strive for perfection in everything. Boss Qiu can achieve such a state in a simple dish, not only in cooking, but also in his inner state. and cultivation are superb, so you don't have to mess around."

Lin Tianyin stared at Zhang Long with a gloomy face, speaking for Boss Qiu.

"Lin Bo is right, Zhang Long, you are not afraid, that's why you are making such an excuse?" Qiu Jie said with his hands in his pockets, looking at Zhang Long with a wistful smile on his face.

With that impetuous look, he wished to see Zhang Long's unsightly cooking skills immediately, and then laughed heartily.

Boss Qiu chuckled and didn't say much. What she wanted to say, her son had already done it for her. Now she just wanted to see what Zhang Long would use to complete the bet.

There is no need to explain too much. In the eyes of Lin Tian, ​​Boss Qiu, Qiu Jie, and even Lin Yanran, Zhang Long is just a student. Even though he has a good talent for cultivation, cooking skills and cultivation are completely different things.

In this day and age, for a rich man like Zhang Long, it is already a great thing to be able to soak instant noodles, let alone really cook.

"Okay." Zhang Long suddenly sighed, "Since it's more vain than this, then I will accompany you to the end."

His face was gloomy, and he seemed very unwilling to do such flashy things.In fact, this fiery tree and silver flower is extremely gorgeous, but it is also extremely delicious to eat. With the combination of some special ingredients, it is of great benefit to the human body, and it is by no means flashy.

People turned all their eyes to Zhang Long, ready to see what dishes he would make to compete with this fire tree and silver flower.Lin Yanran became nervous again, and finally turned her eyes away from the fiery trees and silver flowers, turned her head to look at Zhang Long, gently pulled Zhang Long's sleeve with one hand and said, "Zhang Long, why don't you compare, it's just a joke."

"Then how is it possible? Boss Qiu is so qualified, how can he just joke around casually? What about Auntie Qiu?" Zhang Long said seriously, and immediately raised his eyes to Boss Qiu with a charming smile.

Boss Qiu took a deep breath, feeling a little headache for Zhang Long's slick tongue, slightly frowned and said, "Stop being wordy, tell me what exactly are you going to do?"

"Uh..." Zhang Long pondered for a while, his star eyes swiveled, and the tastes of several people were all hooked, and then he suddenly realized: "Let's make one, scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

"Puchi!" Qiu Jie laughed.

"What are you talking about?" Lin Tian frowned and asked in astonishment.

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes." Zhang Long blinked and said.

"Puchi...haha..." Qiu Jie couldn't help laughing out loud, leaning back and forth.

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes? Zhang Long, are you kidding us, or are you blind to see what Boss Qiu is doing?" Lin Tian couldn't help laughing, pointing at the fiery tree and silver flowers in the pot, while suppressing a smile It means.

"Haha...scrambled eggs with tomatoes...haha...my stomach..." Qiu Jie had already squatted on the ground laughing.

His mother Qiu Boss also looked at Zhang Long with a smile, and there was a touch of undisguised contempt in her eyes.

"What's better than that? A tomato and egg dish is not even qualified to serve as a foil for the fiery trees and silver flowers. A child is just a child, talking nonsense, I already knew you couldn't come up with anything good." Lin Tian began to shake his head, with a regretful expression on his face , Zhang Long shouldn't be allowed to compete with Boss Qiu, it's an insult to Boss Qiu's identity.

"Zhang Long, you heard it too. If that's the case, then please go ahead." Boss Qiu finally opened his mouth, stretched out his white and tender jade hand, and issued an order to chase away Zhang Long.

"Don't worry, I haven't done it yet." Raising his eyebrows, Zhang Long said loudly, and after finishing speaking, he strode towards Boss Qiu, "Boss Qiu, please let me go."

"Hehe..." Looking at Zhang Long's persistence, Boss Qiu sneered, rolled his eyes lightly, and gave up the kitchen table to Zhang Long.

Qiu Jie also stood up from the ground, her fair face flushed with laughter, and she was still out of breath at the moment, watching Zhang Long standing solemnly by the kitchen counter, bent over with another burst of laughter. down the waist.

Lin Yanran intertwined her jade hands and looked at Zhang Long nervously.Lin Tian on the side retreated to the sofa again, his eyes were teasing and lazy, he was not interested in watching Zhang Long make scrambled eggs with tomatoes, but rather wanted to see how Zhang Long would end up later.

Tomato scrambled eggs PK fire tree silver flower?A student competes against a master in the culinary arts world, the president of Tianqiu Group, Boss Qiu, isn't this hitting a stone with an egg?
It's just a farce.

But the farce has already unfolded, so it doesn't matter if the show continues, at worst, let Zhang Long alone carry all the jokes in the end.

Boss Qiu on the side thought so, with a pair of lotus root arms hugging her plump chest, and her beautiful legs standing sideways, making the blue brocade cheongsam even tighter, undoubtedly highlighting her exquisite figure.

"Everyone, watch carefully, don't be intimidated." Scanning the ingredients on the kitchen counter, Zhang Long raised his eyes and said to everyone.

"Haha...Zhang Long, your self-confidence and courage really made me...haha...are you a fucking earthling? Haha..." Qiu Jie was once again teased by Zhang Long and fell to the ground.

Lin Yanran also became more and more nervous. If Zhang Long insisted on making this bet, he would definitely lose. If he lost, he would leave Lin Yanran automatically.

Even though Zhang Long was joking and not doing right things on weekdays, he was also a man who was willing to gamble and admit defeat.

Thinking about the result of losing this match, Lin Yanran's mood was gloomy, and she didn't even have the mood to appreciate the fiery trees and silver flowers.

"Yan Ran, this dish is specially for you." Just when everyone thought that Zhang Long was going to be a complete joke, Zhang Long's voice suddenly became gentle and serious.

The sun shone into the spacious living room, Zhang Long looked at Lin Yanran with a smile, his eyes were full of affection, the black suit glowed with a layer of glitter, and the faint golden light shrouded his handsome and resolute face a little illusory.

People couldn't help being in a daze for a moment, and suddenly realized that Zhang Long at this moment had a sense of etherealness and mystery, like a fairy and a god, and he was completely different from before.

Especially Lin Yanran, who felt so uneasy in her heart, was completely relieved after seeing Zhang Long's sincere smile. She could clearly feel the true feelings of Zhang Long's words. Winning or losing is no longer important. , she was following the man in front of her.

And just when everyone lost their minds, Zhang Long issued an order in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Open the cook skill card."

"Zhang Long, this cook skill card..." Looking at the silver-white skill card releasing a large piece of azure blue brilliance, the little girl in the sea of ​​consciousness hesitated to speak, "Oh, forget it, it has been activated anyway."

Zhang Long didn't care either. Feeling that the amount of information and energy of the skill card was integrated with his body and consciousness, his eyes lit up. After searching for a while, he really found a dish similar to scrambled eggs with tomatoes. An egg was taken out of the ingredients on the table.

A raw egg.

However, Zhang Long didn't look at the egg, but suddenly looked at his hand in surprise. He found a lot of serious problems. His hand was pinching the orchid finger involuntarily, completely out of instinct. It's like turning into a bitch all of a sudden.

"Well, why are there no tomatoes?" Blinking his eyes, Zhang Long quickly withdrew his thoughts, glanced at the kitchen counter, and turned to Lin Tiandao.

"Pfft..." Lin Tian was drinking tea and sprayed it out after a sip.

Zhang Long's own face also turned green. Just now he thought that his orchid finger was just a coincidence, but now he found that even his voice had changed into a strange voice. He looked like a eunuch.

Similarly, Boss Qiu, Qiu Jie, and Lin Yanran all opened their mouths wide in shock, and they just made scrambled eggs with tomatoes, so it wouldn't be possible to change their gender instantly.

"Damn it, how did you do it? Are you planning to fry your own eggs?" Qiu Jie asked, blinking her eyes and staring at Zhang Long in astonishment.

"Damn you," Zhang Long pointed at Qiu Jie and scolded the orchid flower, his voice was shrill and melodious, his eyes were rolling, and his posture was extremely arrogant, "I talked about scrambled eggs with tomatoes, can someone else's eggs be called eggs? That's ridiculous Egg!"

"Fuck! Plop." Looking at Zhang Long's lifelike eunuch's virtue, Qiu Jie rolled his eyes and passed out.

The sudden change was really unbearable, and the rest of the people also froze in place.