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Iron heart...

The name of the domineering leak tester.

Both Lin Tian and Qiu Jie set their sights on Boss Qiu. He is a professional. Since he can name such a dish, it shows that this dish must have a lot of skills.

But Boss Qiu raised his eyes and stared at Zhang Long, his eyes full of shock.

"How do you know how to cook iron and blood? Even my father couldn't finish this dish!" Staring at Zhang Long, Boss Qiu said in astonishment.

Zhang Long blinked, "Giggle..." He laughed, the branches of the smile trembled wildly, one hand lightly covered his mouth, and his body trembled unceasingly.

All of them opened their mouths wide. They were not only shocked, but also shocked. Is this dish so powerful that it can turn people upside down even their gender?
"Boss Qiu, what an iron-blooded loyalty, this dish is obviously called scrambled eggs with tomatoes... Hehe... Boss Qiu really has no experience... Hehe..."

Boss Qiu's face turned dark all of a sudden, she looked at Zhang Long, who had suddenly become a eunuch, and then at the scrambled eggs with tomatoes in his hand, and felt a sudden urge to vomit blood.

This dish is obviously an iron heart, what to pretend, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fried your sister, how can such a delicate dish have such a name?

Boss Qiu took a closer look at the scrambled eggs with tomatoes. The color, aroma, style, etc. were exactly the same as what his father described when he was a child. Dishes are iron and blood. That's right.

"Hehe..." After a moment's pause, Boss Qiu's pretty face blushed slightly, and he looked at Zhang Long with a miserable smile and said, "Young man, you don't have to tease me like this. .I lost, Qiu Jie, let's go."

After finishing speaking, Boss Qiu's face turned cold, he winked at Qiu Jie who was next to him, and started to leave.

Qiu Jie stared viciously, and then followed Boss Qiu to leave. Her mother had already lost, and staying any longer would be self-defeating.

Although I don't understand how this brat Zhang Long has such unexpected abilities, Qiu Jie's hatred for Zhang Long is already deep-rooted. First he teased his mother, but now he openly lost to him. With such a soft tone of voice, he wished to crush it to ashes.

"Why does Boss Qiu take it seriously? In fact, he also admires Boss Qiu's cooking skills. Oh, by the way, your skin is really good. I don't know what hand cream you usually use. How about introducing it to my younger brother?"

Looking at the mother and son passing by, Zhang Long covered his face and smiled lightly, raised his sword eyebrows and said, his voice was as coquettish as ever.

Boss Qiu paused for a moment, but didn't say anything. He just frowned, his previous high profile and calmness all gone.

Qiu Jie couldn't help it anymore, he turned around suddenly, stared at Zhang Long and gritted his teeth and said, "Zhang Long, isn't it just that he can cook a dish, as for being so coquettish? Hmph," he snorted softly, and then laughed mockingly. , "I don't know, I thought you became Dongfang Invincible."

"Giggle..." Zhang Long giggled again, he didn't feel any inferiority complex because of his coquettishness at all, on the contrary, he was so confident that it made people want to die.

Hearing the soft laughter, Qiu Jie clenched his fists, closed his eyes and took a deep breath before suppressing the murderous urge in his heart. He wanted to die right now. He had never seen such a thick-skinned person before. , I have become a eunuch, and I can still smile so shamelessly, it's really good.

Zhang Long laughed for a while, raised his sword eyebrows and cast a wink at Qiu Jie, and said leisurely: "I don't care about your coquettishness, if you have the ability, you can try it too, let me see, bang."

When he finished speaking, Zhang Long slapped Qiu Jie's ass with a slap.

A clear voice came, and the scene once again fell into dead silence.The faces of Lin Tian, ​​Lin Yanran, and Boss Qiu all turned green. They looked at Zhang Long like a pervert. They are all men. Are they serious?
"what……"

Qiu Jie was even more sluggish in place, with her mouth slightly open, her eyes full of horror, and the scene from the previous moment was constantly replaying in her mind, a guy holding an orchid finger, looking at him ambiguously, and then slapped his ass. a handful.

For a moment, Chou Jie felt defiled.

He suddenly yelled loudly, as if he had fallen into a cesspit, jumped up and down, danced, slapped his butt with both hands, and jumped a distance of more than ten meters in two or three, and ran directly to the door of the living room.

"Zhang Long...you, you monster, I, I won't let you go...wow..." Qiu Jie vomited before finishing speaking, then opened the door and stooped and ran out of the room.

"Patriarch Lin, farewell." Boss Qiu stared at Zhang Long, then took a deep breath, and said something to Lin Tian who was beside him.

Boss Qiu's high-heeled shoes hit the ground, and there was a crisp sound. After the footsteps disappeared, the room fell into silence.

Lin Tian turned around, and slowly returned to the sofa to sit down, his face was gloomy, and there was a gloomy aura around him, which made the atmosphere of the whole room a little gloomy.

He knew very well that even if Boss Qiu didn't hate him because of Zhang Long's trouble, it would not be easy to get closer in the future. More importantly, the relationship between Boss Qiu's son and his daughter Marriage, I'm afraid it won't be easy.

"Zhang Long, you, are you okay?" At this moment, Lin Yanran quietly came to Zhang Long's side, glanced at her father secretly, and then asked in a low voice.

"What can I do?" Zhang Long said, twisting his posture.

Lin Yanran frowned slightly, wrinkled her nose again, looked Zhang Long up and down for a long time, and finally pointed to the bottom of Zhang Long with great difficulty.

Zhang Long suddenly realized, rolled his eyes lightly, squeezed his orchid fingers, and said in a soft voice: "Yan Ran, what are you thinking, he is a pure man, he really hasn't changed, if you don't believe me, touch it."

After speaking, Zhang Long straightened his waist.

"Who wants to touch you!" Lin Yanran couldn't help but blushed, and quickly lowered her head.

"Get out!" Suddenly, Lin Tian, ​​who was sitting on the sofa behind, spoke, his low voice had unquestionable strength.

Both Zhang Long and Lin Yanran were taken aback for a moment, then they all turned to look at Lin Tian.

"Oh, then let's go first." Lin Yanran nodded apologetically, and after she finished speaking, she pulled Zhang Long to leave.

"I'm talking about him, you stay at home!" Taking a deep breath, Lin Tian looked at the coffee table in front of him and said coldly.

Zhang Long grinned, and could clearly feel the suppressed rage on Lin Tian's body.

"Ouch..." After blinking, Zhang Long suddenly smiled, and then came to Lin Tian with his waist twisted on catwalks, "Uncle Lin, don't be angry, why do you have to break up with Yanran's childhood sweetheart... "

As Zhang Long said, he kept shaking the hand holding the orchid finger in front of Lin Tian, ​​just like the one who came out of the brothel. If there was a handkerchief in his hand, it would probably have covered Lin Tian's head several times at this moment.

However, Lin Tian interrupted him before he finished speaking.

"Get out! Get out!" Turning his head suddenly, Lin Tian glared at Zhang Long angrily, and shouted angrily.

The angry voice made the whole room tremble violently.Veins protruded from his face. If he hadn't had some scruples, he really wanted to kill Zhang Long immediately.Lin Yanran by the kitchen counter turned pale with fright, she had never seen her father get angry like this before, and looked at Zhang Long, and couldn't help but think in her heart, this guy can really bring the dead back to life host.

"Huh..." Zhang Long didn't show any fear on his face, instead he pursed his lips and let out a contemptuous snort, then shook his orchid finger in front of Lin Tian, ​​twisted his waist and said: " As for making such a big fuss? It hurts you to be so angry... What a big deal, be careful. Just leave, people stay here for Yanran, otherwise, you may not even invite others to come."

"Yanran, I'm leaving then, see you at school, okay!"

After speaking, Zhang Long walked towards the door, turned his head and pouted his pig's mouth halfway, and threw a kiss gesture at Lin Yanran.

Lin Yanran grinned, and quickly waved to Zhang Long, signaling him to leave quickly, while peeping at her father next to her, for fear that Lin Tian would not be able to hold back and really use force against Zhang Long.

There is no way, let alone Lin Tian, ​​Zhang Long's performance, even Lin Yanran can't stand it.

Zhang Long didn't stay any longer, he smiled at Lin Yanran with his sword eyebrows raised, opened the door and walked out.

"Crack!"

As soon as Zhang Long went out, Lin Tian suddenly slapped the coffee table in front of him.

The coffee table shattered directly, the glass splashed everywhere, and the suppressed anger in Lin Tian's heart also broke out completely, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the raised veins kept beating.

He turned his head slowly, looked at the door where Zhang Long left, and said through gritted teeth, "Bastard! The Zhang family are the most shameless bastards in the world! I'm so angry!"

Lin Yanran shrunk her neck, grinned at her father, and tiptoed towards her room, feeling a little smug in her heart. She thought that Zhang Long came today just to be angry, but she didn't expect this guy not only capable Surprisingly, even this thick-skinned skill is unmatched. On the contrary, he killed Boss Qiu and his father to death. If it were someone else, I am afraid that he would be the only one who was angry in today's situation.

Involuntarily, Zhang Long's position in Lin Yanran's heart had another qualitative leap, and the height could no longer be described in earth language.

It is simply the embodiment of perfection and invincibility.