God level funny comparison system

"Miss, miss, lose your sister? Who said that my mother was eunuched?" Zhang Long jumped up, scolded Yao Zicheng angrily, and then turned his gaze to Ma Han, "Ma Han, you have a big mouth , who told you to call so many people over?"

"Revenge! You've been eunuched, how could..." Ma Han stared and said seriously, but before he finished speaking, he saw Zhang Long's murderous eyes, and quickly changed the subject: "That, you, Haven't been eunuched?"

"Nonsense! Do you want me to take off my trousers for you to see?" Zhang Long said, swaying.

"Brother, what are you doing? Are you singing an opera?" Wang Chao pushed his glasses and asked.

"Yes, it's singing." Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long said impatiently: "Singing a big show, my lady is singing Huadan today!"

"Haha..." At this moment, the dozen or so men in black on the opposite side laughed, and each of them leaned back and forth, and the solemn atmosphere before was gone.

At first, I saw these students were very domineering, and thought they were capable, but now it seems that they are all funny comparisons.

"A group of young brats dare to play wild here! I advise you not to meddle in your own business. Today is a matter between our Lin family and him." The leading middle-aged man twitched his mouth and said in a low and fierce voice.

The scene became quiet, and the eyes of Zhang Longyi and other students also became fierce. The two sides looked at each other like two packs of wolves confronting each other.

"What? Want to gang up on my old lady?" Zhang Long stretched out his hand to take a lighted cigarette from Yu Fanjian's hand, "Hehe, my old lady has nothing else, but I have plenty of brothers." After a pause, Zhang Long turned his head and glanced at the brothers and said: "Are you afraid of the Lin family?"

"I'm afraid he's a bird!" Zhao Hu and Ma Han shouted first, followed, and the second No. 30 brothers also shouted at the same time: "I'm afraid he's a bird!"

"The Lin family? Hehe, there is not only the Lin family in Jiangcheng, my Zhao family, but also my brother's Zhang family, Wang family, and Ma family, are they not inferior to your Lin family?" Zhao Hu swung the electric shock whip in his hand from the crowd. After walking out, he stood side by side with Zhang Long, and said with a smile: "Long, what should we do next?"

"Fight, beat to death! How dare a firefly candle compete with the sun and the moon? His mother won't even recognize him!"

"Hoohoo!"

Zhang Long rushed out.

"Fight!" Dozens of people shouted at the same time, and rushed out following Zhang Long's pace.

Under the street lamp, it was like a black tide surging, the footsteps rumbled like thunder, and the electric shock whip in his hand shone with azure blue lightning, like thunder in a dark cloud.

On each of the young faces, there is no previous hippie smiling face, but some are fearless and fierce, like a group of tigers descending the mountain, invincible.

"Push." ​​The dozen or so men in black on the opposite side instinctively took a step back, shocked in their hearts, they still underestimated these students, and actually dared to ignore the Lin family.

However, they didn't have too long to think about it, and the mighty crowd had already been submerged.

"Go!" The leading middle-aged man frowned, took a deep breath, and shouted in a deep voice without worrying about anything else. After finishing speaking, he staggered back a few steps.

He was injured before, and he no longer has the strength to fight.

"Boom!" Zhang Long was the first to charge up, and his upright figure suddenly fell down, forming an angle of [-] degrees with the ground.When the graceful figure fell down like a spirit snake, a circle of red light exploded, and a reckless shape appeared in the void, and rolled away with the circle of air waves.

"Deng Deng..." A group of men in black who rushed up were attacked by the thick air wave before they could make a move, and they all backed away.

The energy fluctuations of more than a dozen people collided with the reckless shape, making a bang, and faintly, there was a strange roar like a dragon.

"Your grandma, do you know how powerful you are now? Hit me!" With one hand on his hip, Zhang Long roared arrogantly, looking at the people who were retreating again and again. His high-pitched and domineering voice was quite invincible in the East. .

Amidst the roar of the wind, the two No. 30 people behind them flew into the sky, and while the other party was not standing still, they fell into the other party's crowd like raindrops.

"Clang clang..."

The shadow of the sword, light and sword instantly became one, and a large piece of electric shock steel whips swung down. The eyes of the group of men in black froze. Although they did not stand firm, they were all extremely agile. The dagger burst out and collided with the falling steel whip.

The two groups of people scuffled together in an instant.The dozen or so black-clothed men of the Lin family were like fierce tigers, while Zhang Long's brothers, although a little less burly than the other, were as fierce as wolves, as if a pack of wolves were besieging a pack of tigers.

The dozen or so men in black from the Lin family also have extraordinary cultivation. Naturally, they are not comparable to a group of freshmen. It's just that they were shocked by Zhang Long's move just now, and they played a little conservatively for a while. The students on Long's side didn't care, so there was no winner for a while.

Under the street lamps, people's shadows are flying around, afterimages are practiced, the silver-white knife light and the steel whip's blue light complement each other under the lights, there are repeated voices of shouts, and the slamming sound of fists and feet colliding is endless. The air was distorted, as if it was covered with a layer of transparent water, expanding and contracting with the energy fluctuations of everyone.

"Bah." Zhang Long spit out the cigarette butts in his mouth, his charming eyes swept across the scene, a charming smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said in a thin voice: "Didn't you call me a sissy, I will give it to you now." Prove that I am a pure man!"

"Brothers, get out of the way, be careful of blood splashing on your body." After a pause, Zhang Long once again shouted seductively, and when he finished speaking, his figure flashed out.

"The snake comes out of the hole!"

"Hiss..." There was a harsh sound, like a poisonous snake flying over the grass.

Zhang Long's legs were on the ground, his upper body was tilted, his waist twisted a few times like a spirit snake, and then he disappeared into the crowd like lightning.

"Go away, uncle! Kacha!" A sharp black shadow flashed by, and a man in black was slashed on the shoulder by Zhang Long with a hand knife. He groaned and fell to the ground.

When he looked again, Zhang Long had already darted towards another person.

"Go to hell! Swish!" The man in black became terrified, and swept out the dagger in his hand. However, the dagger slashed across Zhang Long's body without a sound, as if hitting the air.

"Damn your sister! Kacha!" Another hand knife fell, slashing on the neck of the man in black, spitting out a mouthful of blood, and the man in black flew straight out.

Only then did he realize that what he just hit was just an afterimage left by Zhang Long, and the real Zhang Long was falling from his head...

And when he landed, he was shocked to find that Zhang Long's black shadow had already flashed in front of another companion.

Fast, fast as lightning.It was almost too late to see Zhang Long's face clearly, and his figure was also elongated by the afterimages behind him, like a long black python, tossing and turning in the crowd, and there were constantly figures wherever he passed Fly up.

The middle-aged man standing on the side of the road opened his mouth wide and looked at Zhang Long who was as powerful as a bamboo, his eyes were full of horror, he didn't expect this sissy to have such an astonishing cultivation.

Less than 2 minutes later, more than a dozen men in black all fell to the ground.

Zhang Long also stopped, and the circle of red light wrapped around his body slowly dissipated in the night sky. A group of brothers also stopped and gathered around Zhang Long again.

After sweeping through the men in black who fell to the ground, Zhang Long raised his eyes, and his eyes fell on the middle-aged man who was the leader, "Go back and tell Lin Tian that others are afraid of him, but I, Zhang Long, are not afraid. If there is another time, It’s not that simple.”

The crisp voice, with a gloomy aura, no longer had the sissy look it had before.

"Damn, bro, have you changed again?" Wang Chao asked, pushing his glasses, and everyone behind him also looked at Zhang Long suspiciously.

"Hehe," Zhang Long smiled lightly: "After the big drama is over, it will naturally change."

In fact, it was because the energy aroused by Zhang Long's fight accelerated the dissipation of the consciousness of the cook's skill card, so he changed back to his previous xinxing.

The leading middle-aged man wrinkled his nose, and there was a trace of repressed panic and unwillingness in his eyes flickering violently.

"Let's go!" Taking a deep breath, he drank in a low voice, then turned around and left first.

A group of men in black lying on the ground also supported each other to stand up, and headed towards the direction of the Lin family. Many people looked back while walking, and their eyes touched Zhang Long's handsome face. He couldn't help but frown, full of shock, a student can be so powerful.

"Who is Zhang Long?" At this moment, a ferocious voice came, attracting everyone's attention.

I don't know when it started, a few cars came tens of meters behind everyone, and a dozen men in suits and leather shoes got out of the car. Unlike the men in black from the Lin family, these people's suits were all the same. It is very elegant, and there is a silver rectangular button on the neckline. If you look closely, you can see two small words "Heavenly Enmity!" engraved in the silver.

Zhang Long grinned, pushed away the crowd and walked to the front, swept past the group of men in black, couldn't help being amused, "It seems that this boss Qiu also wants to warn me."

"Boss Qiu?" The students frowned. They had never heard of such a person. They looked at Zhang Long suspiciously again, thinking that Brother Long had too many enemies.

The group of men in black from the Lin family also stopped for a while. After seeing clearly that the person who came was from the Tianqiu Group, the middle-aged man in the head smiled excitedly, and immediately waved his hand, speeding up the speed of his feet, busy Then I went back to Lin's house to report the letter.