God level funny comparison system

Zhang Long was dragged by his little aunt Yang Yang to Zhang's living room, Wolong Building.

Wolong Building is located in the center of the Zhang Family Courtyard, and it is also the most magnificent of all buildings. Unlike most other modern buildings, this Wolong Building is completely retro in design. There are twelve thick red stone pillars in front of the gate. , the golden dragon patterns are coiled on the vermilion, and the rows of doors are also designed in old palaces. The doors and windows are carved with dragons and phoenixes, and the paintings are accompanied by landscapes, which are lifelike, majestic and elegant.

The roof is a sculpture of double dragons playing with pearls. Under the sun, the double dragons reflect the endless Qinglong Mountain behind, which is even more magical.

The layout in the hall is much more modern than the outside. There are coffee tables or sofas all around. They are all modern and commonly used furniture. Facing the door is a huge banquet table, which is oval in shape and can accommodate dozens of people dining at the same time. , the round table is black all over, with golden edges, it is also thick and domineering.

The only thing that feels a little quaint is the totems on the surrounding walls. Except for the two welcoming pine trees on the two walls next to the door, the rest of the walls are all engraved with totems of wild animals, such as dragon flying to the sky, phoenix returning to the nest, and tiger descending the mountain. , Jaguar galloping, everything you need, and they are all lifelike, as if they are alive, the dragon-shaped tiger and leopard, and the fierce eyes of various beasts make the atmosphere of the entire living room a little dignified.

My family has already gotten used to it. If someone else comes here to discuss business or something, and enters the living room, they will definitely be shocked by these totems, and they will naturally lose a bit of momentum.

At this moment, there were already three people seated at the huge long oval table. Zhang Long's father, Zhang Tiande, was sitting in front of him. the momentum of the person.

On his left is Zhang Long's second uncle, Zhang Tianyi. This person is slightly thinner than Zhang Long's father, but he is that thin, with a pair of triangular eyes, which are always flickering, faintly There was a trace of sinister air, although the appearance was somewhat similar to Zhang Tiande, but the momentum was completely different.

On the right is Zhang Long's third uncle, Zhang Tianwu. His appearance is exactly the same as that of his son Zhang Hu. Both of them have a sturdy body like a beast. Stretched and tense, a bronze face is serious and unsmiling, the hair is backcombed and shiny, and the bronze face is as tough as gold and copper.

"Little bastard, why did you come back?" Zhang Long heard his father's scolding just as he stepped over the threshold.

Grinning, looking up at the second and third uncles, Zhang Long looked at Zhang Tiande who was facing him, and said depressedly: "Dad, can you call me a little bastard in the future, it's not good for you."

"You brat!" Zhang Tiande couldn't help being amused, and gave Zhang Long an angry look.

"I've met my second uncle and my third uncle." Zhang Long greeted Zhang Tianyi and Zhang Tianwu again, but his tone was not warm.

Hearing this, Zhang Tianyi nodded with a half-smile, while Zhang Tianwu just glanced at Zhang Long with no expression on his face. Both of them acted extremely indifferent, not like a family at all.

Zhang Long didn't care, he was used to it. On the surface, the second and third uncles were brothers with his father, but secretly they were like enemies.

It's all about money, power and fame. Zhang Long shook his head and smiled wryly. I really don't know what these people think.

"Where's grandpa?" Zhang Long looked at his father again.

"You don't need to ask, I'm still practicing, and I won't come out at night." Zhang Tiande said casually.

Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders. Grandpa Zhang Lei is a veritable martial idiot, and he would never waste time on other things.

"Grandpa only comes out at night, go play in my room first, I'll make you something to eat at noon." Seeing that Zhang Long had greeted his brothers, Yang Yang pulled Zhang Long to leave.

"Little sister, don't spoil him, little rabbit...you can't get used to this brat, the more you get used to it, the less promising you become." Zhang Tiande looked at Yang Yang and reminded him.

Hearing this, Yang Yang said without turning his head: "It's your business to discipline him, I just like to pamper him. Let's go."

After speaking, Yang Yang forced Zhang Long to leave Wolong Tower and went to Yang Yang's residence. Zhang Long didn't stop him either, since he didn't want to see the sinister and cunning faces of his second uncle and third uncle anyway.

"Brother, it seems that my younger sister is still as good to your son as ever."

Looking at the back of Zhang Long and Zhang Long leaving, the corner of Zhang Tianyi's mouth twitched into a sinister smile, looked at Zhang Tiande with deep meaning, and said eccentrically.

The smile on Zhang Tiande's face disappeared immediately, and he said seriously: "Of course, my son has been kind since he was a child, so it's normal to treat him well."

"Kindness? Hehe... I think there are other plans." Zhang Tianyi's smile became more sinister and cunning.

"What do you mean?" Zhang Tiande raised his voice, and there was a trace of coldness in his sharp eyes.

Zhang Tianwu on the side couldn't help squinting, the veins on his face bounced automatically, and an invisible momentum erupted.For a moment, the aura of the three of them exuding martial arts for many years, the clean void was slightly distorted in silence.

The oppressive and silent atmosphere lasted for a while, Zhang Tianyi glanced at Zhang Tiande who was upright, and his voice became gloomy, "Brother, don't pretend to be confused, although my little sister grew up in our house, who doesn't know She is not of the Zhang family's blood, so even if she really marries the younger generation of the Zhang family, it doesn't matter, and the younger sister is so close to Zhang Long, hehe, I don't believe it's just pure kindness."

"presumptuous!"

"boom!"

As soon as Zhang Tianyi finished speaking, Zhang Tiande placed his palms on the table. The entire huge round table trembled violently, and a scorching breath rose from the place Zhang Tiande had photographed. Fortunately, the table was made of special wood. , extremely hard, or it would have been crushed by a palm.

The violent momentum dissipated, Zhang Tianyi and Zhang Tianwu on the other side had a sinister look in their eyes, but they didn't dare to speak anymore.

"Second brother, you'd better be more careful in what you say in the future. If daddy overhears you, he will definitely cut you off! Dad has said more than once that the younger sister is his own daughter. How can you guess like this?" A powerful aura enveloped Zhang Tianyi, Zhang Tiande said, his sonorous voice had an overwhelming aura, making Zhang Tianyi and Zhang Tianwu seem much smaller all of a sudden.

"I still have things to do, so do yourselves, I will come naturally when the banquet starts tonight." After adding another sentence, Zhang Tiande gave the two of them a final look, got up and left.

"Brother's cultivation has improved a lot."

After Zhang Tiande left, Zhang Tianwu's bronze-colored face was filled with blackness, he stared at the door viciously, and said in a low voice.

"So what?" Zhang Tianyi also narrowed his eyes and stared at the door, "Although he is the head of the family, the Zhang family still has the final say, as long as presents that make the old man happy are presented at today's birthday banquet, and Zhang Long's stinky Tell me about the things the kid did outside, hehe... I really don't know how the old man will feel when the time comes."

"It seems that elder brother doesn't know what his son has done." Zhang Tianwu added.

"It's the best way. When it's time for the dinner, he can be caught off guard. I really want to see what the elder brother's expression will be. Besides, knowing what that brat did outside, I'm afraid the younger sister won't be like that." He is so attached to him now. Hehe..." Thinking of Zhang Long's perverted deeds, Zhang Tianyi smiled more and more happily.

At this moment, Zhang Long has arrived in Yang Yang's room.

The room is very tidy, all the furniture ornaments are mainly white, only a few pots of red and green flowers and plants are on the coffee table and on the window sill, the flowers are blooming brightly, and the blood-colored petals, with the white background, are more delicate and beautiful Want to drip.

"Little aunt, hurry up and get me something to eat, I'm really hungry." Zhang Long sat down on the sofa, grabbed the water glass on it, and started drinking.

"Okay, aunt, I'll make something delicious for Long'er." Yang Yang winked at Zhang Long charmingly, and walked into the kitchen wriggling his white and enchanting figure.

"Pfft..." Zhang Long sprayed, and Yang Yang also stopped.

Putting down the water glass, looking up at Yang Yang in astonishment, Zhang Long stared and said, "Little aunt, what did you call me just now?"

"Long Er." Yang Yang blinked his eyes and said it lightly.

"..." Zhang Long raised black lines, "Long'er? Little aunt, what are you going to do?"

"Hehe," Yang Yang smiled lightly, and walked back blissfully, sat down next to Zhang Long, and then looked at Zhang Long, those delicate eyes were like an abyss, one could fall into it at a glance.

"Gudong." Smelling the fragrance of Yang Yang's body, Zhang Long swallowed involuntarily, and quickly moved his body back.

"Long Er, don't you think we really miss Yang Guo and Xiao Long Nu? We grew up together, and I'm a few years older than you." Yang Yang said with a gentle smile on his thin red lips, and his voice was extremely ethereal.

Zhang Long took a deep breath, he found that there was something wrong with the little aunt's eyes, it was too affectionate.

"Cough," Zhang Long coughed lightly, relieved his uneasy mood and said, "Well, little aunt, don't make a fuss. You're the one who cursed me to break my arm."

"No, I am Yang Guo, and you are Little Dragon Girl, so I call you Longer." Yang Yang said decisively.

"..." Zhang Long was stunned again.

"Do you feel that our fate is really wonderful?" Yang Yang raised his eyebrows, and Yang Yang leaned forward, and put those charming eyes in front of Zhang Long again.