God level funny comparison system

"Hey, do you dare to fight? Go home and sleep if you don't, haha..."

"I'm so awesome, I bluffed for a long time, the seniors are really cunning, I admire you."

"Call me out in the middle of the night but don't fight. Are you fucking sick? How about enjoying the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

"Ha ha……"

All kinds of sarcasm and laughter echoed from the freshmen behind Zhang Long, which made Qi Lintong's arrogance suppressed again.

It's not that Qi Lintong doesn't dare to fight, what he's afraid of is not that he won't be able to fight, but that such a large-scale group fight will cause something big, but Zhang Long said it like this, it seems that his sophomore seniors are really afraid Like this group of freshmen.

At the same time, Qi Lintong was also puzzled, why isn't this brat Zhang Long afraid?Although he has the honor of the Ssangyong Championship, if something unsustainable happens, Wei Haichen's stern principal will still not tolerate it.

At this time, the few people on the side of the playground were also looking at it with great interest. The expressions of the four people were all different, and they all had their own thoughts.

"Damn it, this dragon really deserves a beating. Fortunately, it didn't offend me. If it offends me, I don't care what the mess is, just go straight up and kill him." Tian Ye with short hair similar to Qi Lin's Dao, gritted his teeth, his face with several acnes twisted into a pile.

Shen Juncheng was calm, just like the lonely boat on the other side, with a look of indifference, without any emotional fluctuations.

Sun Junjie was also a little excited when he saw it. He glanced at Zhang Long's direction and smiled secretly: "This kid is really a treasure, but I don't know how strong his strength is. The rumors are so mysterious. I have never seen him before. , I can't wait."

"Zhang Long, are you a man after all? Are you worthy to carry the flag even if you don't dare to go it alone?" Qi Lintong couldn't help it, and with a gloomy face, he took another step and shouted fiercely.

"Damn." Zhang Long grinned evilly, took out a cigarette and lit it, and while breathing out the smoke, raised a finger to point at Qi Lintong, and cursed loudly: "What the hell are you? ? Why do you say heads-up, and I will fight you one-on-one? I still fucking like gang fights today, and I am so mad at you!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long lazily rolled his eyes, raised his head and pointed his nostrils at Qi Lintong, shaking his arms around his right leg while emitting light blue smoke, in a really irritating posture.

"..." Qi Lintong's flesh under his nose shuddered, and he suddenly had the urge to vomit blood, this little bastard, he couldn't eat oil or salt.

"Zhang Long, aren't you also afraid of being singled out?" Qiu Jie came out, squinting at Zhang Long, her eyes were full of deep hatred, her mother's hands were stained by this guy, and they were irreconcilable ah.

"Yeah?" Zhang Long was stunned for a moment, "Isn't this Mr. Qiu?" He shook his head again, looked Qiu Jie up and down, and murmured, "It's a pity, compared with your mother, you look so bad .”

"You..." Qiu Jie was furious immediately, her fair and thin face flushed red immediately, she raised her hand and pointed at Zhang Long, and shouted angrily, "If you have the guts, you can challenge me one-on-one, what's the point of standing around and playing cheap?"

"Hehe..." Zhang Long lowered his head. Although he was smiling, there was an essential difference from before. The playfulness disappeared, and there was a sharp feeling in his smile, like a needle prick hidden in cotton.

"It's up to you?" Looking up, Zhang Long looked at Qiu Jie, with a habitual evil smile on his lips, and said leisurely, in a pair of star eyes, there was even an undisguised look of contempt shining in the darkness.

"You can do it with one punch." After a pause, Zhang Long raised his eyebrows and said with a wink, his voice was melodious and ethereal, as easy as saying that he drank porridge in the morning.

"Haha..." Qiu Jie also laughed angrily. The freshman asked the sophomore to punch him?You are an iron man!

"Since you're so capable, come out and fight me!" Taking a deep breath, suppressing the anger in her heart, Qiu Jie stared at Zhang Long fiercely.

Zhang Long exhaled a puff of smoke, then casually threw the cigarette butt on the ground, started and walked over.

As he walked, he looked at Chou Jie and said with a smile, "Seeing that you want to be beaten so much, I'll let you do it."

After the words fell, Zhang Long also stopped. The distance between him and Qiu Jie was about 20 meters. Under the light in the distance, Zhang Long's black hair fluttered. the average.

"That's right." Qiu Jie smiled, with a great sense of accomplishment, and finally got the brat to agree to a one-on-one fight. The fish was already hooked, and he was about to pull it out and beat him up.

Qi Lintong and the sophomores behind him also laughed. As long as Zhang Long agrees to the heads-up, then the next step will be to follow the trajectory they discussed before.

For a freshman, no matter how high his cultivation level is, how high can he go?Can you still beat the sophomore?Even if he has that ability, can he single out two sophomores in a row?

What's more, Qiu Jie and Qi Lintong's strength is not weak in the sophomore year, especially Qi Lintong, who can come out to carry the flag, the strength can be imagined.

Looking at Zhang Long's calm and peaceful appearance, Qiu Jie has already thought about how to abuse this guy later, in order to avenge the humiliation of his mother before!

At the same time, Tian Ye and Sun Junjie who were standing outside the field also laughed. Tian Ye laughed because Zhang Long was finally going to be cleaned up by their sophomores, and Sun Junjie laughed because he could finally see Zhang Long make a move. up.

Even Sun Junjie is very interested in the influential figures in this school.

On the contrary, Shen Juncheng and Gu Zhou were still very calm, with calm faces. Shen Juncheng was as calm as water, with deep eyes. Although he was not very handsome, he looked very comfortable. But it seemed to be shooting out sharp sword-like sharpness all the time, matched with that almost ferocious face, like an ugly beast looking for the opening of its prey.

"Looking at your coquettish smile, you seem to be very confident." Zhang Long said leisurely, looking at Qiu Jie with a sinister smile on his face.

"Hehe, I don't dare to be confident. Although I don't dare to let you punch me, I can still give you three moves. Let's make a move. I won't fight back within three moves. If you can't beat me after three moves, hehe, then Just wait to be abused." Qiu Jie took a light breath, completely relaxed her posture, and said leisurely.

"Wow!" The brothers behind Zhang Long opened their mouths wide and looked at Qiu Jie like idiots.

How powerful Zhang Long is, they have seen it with their own eyes, Lin Tian can be fuming with anger, not to mention mere Qiu Jie?
"Someone is going to be abused!"

"If you don't die, you won't die!"

"Ahaha, Brother Long, you've done it to the point where he doesn't want it!"

……

All the brothers began to chatter and shout, all of them blushed, more excited than watching a movie.

"Stop the ink, let's do it, I can't wait to deal with you." Qiu Jie shook her head, and said arrogantly again, her expression was even a little excited.

Zhang Long gave Qiu Jie a thumbs up, curled his lips and said, "It seems that you are very confident and happy, and we are also very happy. Since you are so happy, do you want to celebrate?"

As he said that, Zhang Long turned his head and gave the brothers a questioning look.

"Celebrate, of course celebrate!"

"Brother Long, how do you celebrate?"

Ma Han, Wang Chaoyi, etc. were even more excited, and they all stared at Zhang Long with wide-eyed eyes, with an extremely firm belief in their hearts... Brother Long will never let his brothers down!
Qiu Jie, Qi Lintong behind, all the sophomores, and even a few people standing outside frowned, wondering what Zhang Long was going to do.

"Then let's watch a movie and fight again." Zhang Long's eyes swept over the brothers, and then his eyes fell on Qiu Jie's face, his starry eyes were unfathomable.

Then, he took out his mobile phone and played a three-dimensional video.

Under the night, the video is so dazzling, when the three-dimensional azure blue brilliance disappears, a one-to-one three-dimensional picture is presented.

In the picture, a woman in white robe pajamas is half lying on the sofa. The posture is completely in full bloom, the clothes are open, and everything that should be presented is presented.

She closed her eyes, her cheeks were flushed, and there was an extremely charming breathing sound...

The most terrible thing is the sound of huh huh huh.

"wakaka!"

"My Nima!"

"Awesome!"

……

Looking at the picture of Hessen inviting the moon and pear blossoms with rain, and listening to the soul-stirring, mesmerizing voice, everyone's eyes widened.

Qiu Jie also widened her eyes, bewildered.

He is not blind, let alone a fool, and he can tell at the first glance that the life-sized woman lying on the sofa is his mother.

But the problem is, his mother is now so naked in front of him, that Hessen invites the moon, pear blossoms with rain, others have seen it, he has seen it too, and he is ready to die !
How could this happen? This kind of three-dimensional image is very difficult to fake, and judging by the smoothness and clarity of the image, and the vivid image as if his mother was broadcasting live, Qiu Jie couldn't figure it out. How could Zhang Long, how could there be such a video of his mother, could it be that this kid is really with his mother?

"Ah..." Qiu Jie went crazy.