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"Boom." Zhang Long slammed his head on the table in front of him, grinning in pain, but he could only lower his head and rub the back of his head with his hands, not daring to show any temper.

There is no way, if you dare to show dissatisfaction, the end will be worse than this.

"Oh, big brother, what are you doing? You keep beating him, and you're always beating the head. You're easy to be stupid!" Yang Yang felt distressed, and repeatedly rubbed Zhang Tiande's head with his jade hand, rubbing the back of his head with Zhang Long's palm. .

"Yeah." Zhang Long looked at Yang Yang, nodded quickly, and agreed in his heart, he would be really stupid.

"Little sister, you..." Zhang Tiande grinned with helplessness on his face, but he hesitated to speak, not daring to blame the younger sister for pampering Zhang Long too much.

"Tiande, your little sister is right. You are too strict with Xiaolong. Isn't it just learning? What's so good about those poems and songs? Force is king. It's a pity that this brat didn't practice martial arts when he was a child. Now he's fine. No, I missed the best age for martial arts training, and I’m afraid it will be difficult to achieve something.” Zhang Lei reprimanded Zhang Tiande, then looked at Zhang Long, looking at this most beloved grandson, but he didn’t have any cultivation base, and his old face was too Dim down.

"Haha," looking at his grandfather's dejected look, Zhang Long hurriedly smiled, and said indifferently, "Grandpa, don't worry, with a master like you around, you don't even know what kind of martial arts I practice. I'll go out and report your name." , the whole street is flying around."

"Haha..." Zhang Lei was amused again, and the heroic laughter made the whole hall seem to tremble.

"Stinky boy, is my name that big?" Before the laughter fell, Zhang Lei asked again, still smiling.

"Of course, when you say your old name, the whole Jiangcheng trembles like chaff!" Grinning his mouth, Zhang Long said again, deliberately putting on a vicious look, pretending to be a fox.

"Haha..." The old man laughed again, Yang Yang also pushed Zhang Long angrily, only Zhang Tiande kept winking at Zhang Long, telling him to be more reserved.

On the opposite side, Zhang Tianyi and Zhang Tianwu, as well as Zhang Rong and Zhang Hu, two juniors, all had gloomy faces, staring at Zhang Long with eyes full of jealousy, wishing they could come up and slap him twice.

They couldn't figure out what's so good about this brat, why the old man loves him alone, and what's even more exasperating is that this brat can make the old man laugh every time, which they can't learn .

"Xiaolong, although you have missed the best age for martial arts, it's okay, as long as you want, grandpa can forcefully shape your body for you, and you can continue to practice martial arts." After laughing for a long time, the old man calmed down again, and said kindly Looking at Zhang Longdao.

Hearing the forced reshaping of the word, Zhang Long's heart sank and he quickly apologized with a smile on his face: "Ha, grandpa, today is your birthday, so let's not talk about me, let's talk about you." You see that the second uncle and the third uncle are waiting anxiously, there must be a gift for you."

Zhang Long skillfully shifted the topic to Zhang Tianyi and Zhang Tianwu. The two were also taken aback, not angry, but smiled on their faces.

Looking back at the old man, Zhang Tianyi smiled first, and said in an extremely respectful tone, unhurriedly: "Yes father, your son and your grandson have prepared a small gift for you on your birthday, which is considered filial piety. "

"Father, Xiaohu and I also prepared a gift for you." Zhang Tianwu echoed.

Hearing this, Zhang Lei took a light breath and said in displeasure, "I'm such a bad old man, what kind of gifts are you preparing? It's a waste."

Zhang Tianyi and Zhang Tianwu looked at each other. Although the old man showed no interest, the two were not discouraged. On the contrary, they both had a knowing and sly smile on their faces.

"Father, it's okay for you to take a look, maybe you'll like it." Looking at the old man's secretive smile again, Zhang Tianyi clapped his hands.

Following, Zhang Tianwu also clapped his hands.

The sound of crisp clapping echoed in the hall, and the atmosphere in the whole hall suddenly became serious. It was said that it was a birthday present, but it was actually a kind of secret struggle.

The whole family stopped talking, and Zhang Long's father, Zhang Tiande, also became serious. Even Yang Yang squinted and looked towards the door.

Several men in suits came in, holding a brocade box in their hands, and placed them one after another in front of Zhang Tianyi and Zhang Tianwu, and two more in front of Zhang Rong and Zhang Hu.

The four brocade boxes are of average size, all of which are dark red without any decoration, looking very simple and heavy.

Looking across the four brocade boxes, Zhang Tianyi couldn't help taking a deep breath. It seems that these two brothers have put in a lot of effort, and they didn't decorate the brocade boxes like they did in previous years. They obviously knew that the old man didn't like fancy things. s things.

Seeing his father's worried expression, Zhang Long dismissed it. The second and third uncles will definitely work hard, so there is no need to guess. However, although I don't know what their gifts are, Zhang Long must The grasp of victory.

After putting down the four gift boxes, Zhang Tianyi deliberately raised his eyes to glance at Zhang Long and Zhang Long's father, with an extremely sinister smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he had already expected that he would win.

"Father, this is a wish from my son. I hope you like it." Looking away, Zhang Tianyi pushed the box in front of Zhang Lei, and then took the initiative to lift the lid.

A ray of green soft light flowed out, and everyone involuntarily took a breath, as if a clear spring flowed through their hearts, which was extremely cool.

The green soft light formed a large area, covering the brocade box, like a clear spring floating in the void, and a special fragrance wafted out, refreshing the heart and refreshing the heart, calming down the irritable mood a lot.

"This is?" Pupils shrank, Zhang Tianyi became restless, and seemed to have guessed what was in the brocade box.

As for the old man Zhang Lei, his lazy eyes suddenly gathered together, his back suddenly straightened, and he looked in with his head.

Zhang Long squinted his eyes. Although he didn't know what was in the brocade box, just by looking at the aura emanating from this gift, he knew that it was an extraordinary product. A thing that can put one's mind at ease is a treasure for anyone, especially for Xi Jinping. People of martial arts are even more precious, and the old man is a martial idiot.

Seeing everyone's expressions, Zhang Tianyi's mouth curled up into a satisfied smile, and he gave Zhang Tianyi a playful squinting look, and stretched out his hand to take out the gift from the brocade box.

Suddenly, the emerald green brilliance burst forth. It was originally night, and the hall was filled with incandescent lights, but when this thing was taken out, it was as if a spring suddenly appeared in the void, and the emerald green streamer flashed away circle after circle. Until it filled the entire hall, even the milky white floor of the hall was completely reflected on the emerald green, and everyone seemed to be in the ocean.

Not only is this brilliance magnificent, but there is a faint fragrance in that brilliance, like grass and flowers, but it is indescribable. After taking a sip, the whole person will feel refreshed and feel like calm water.

Everyone was stunned for a while, even Zhang Long was no exception, they instinctively looked at Zhang Tianyi's hands, and saw a small Buddha sitting cross-legged in his hands amidst the emerald green brilliance. On the sky, the whole body is emerald green, crystal clear, and extremely magical.

"South China Sea Green Wood Buddha?" Zhang Lei, Zhang Tiande and his son exclaimed at the same time, their eyes were filled with astonishment, and then they all looked at Zhang Tianyi in astonishment, especially Zhang Tiande, who was shocked, unexpectedly Zhang Tianyi would come down. He spent such a large amount of capital, and he actually has the ability to get such a rare thing.

Good stuff, absolutely good stuff.

For every martial arts practitioner, this thing is a dream. It can not only purify one's mind, but also soothe restlessness in one's heart. This kind of practice will definitely get twice the result with half the effort, and the effect of practice will be much more solid.

This South China Sea Green Wood Buddha is made of a kind of extremely precious wood. This wood has long been extinct, and there are very few remaining on the market. Before the Nanshan Green Wood Buddha appeared, this wood was even just a legend. , exists in those ancient classics.

Since the rise of martial arts, some people who lack talent but want to reach a higher level have begun to look for other methods that can help their cultivation. This South Sea green wood has become what many warriors are looking for.

Many years ago, someone really found a piece, but unfortunately, owning this kind of thing is not a good thing, unless one has enough strength to protect him, otherwise it will only lead to death.

The first person who found this wood disappeared in the long river of history without leaving his name. Later, after several turnovers, this Nanshan green wood fell into the hands of a powerful consortium and was carved into a statue of Buddha. shape.

A few months ago, the consortium put this Buddha up for auction, which caused an uproar for a while. Not to mention the Huaxia Kingdom, various huge forces from all over the world came to bid for it, and it unexpectedly fell into the hands of Zhang Tianyi.

Zhang Long narrowed his eyes and looked at the second uncle suspiciously.Although Zhang Long is not good at studying, but the basic logic is there. Although the Zhang family has strong financial resources, compared with those rich people from all over the world, it is probably not worth mentioning. How did this Zhang Tianyi grow from the strong like Lin? Did the auction house bid for this Nanshan green wood?

Sure enough, after being shocked, Zhang Tiande and Mr. Zhang Lei also became suspicious.

Zhang Lei first raised his eyes to look at Zhang Tianyi, and said extremely sternly: "Stinky boy, tell me honestly, how did this thing come from?"

"Yes, old man," Zhang Tiande also asked anxiously, "This South Sea green wood is not an ordinary thing. If you use some shady means, it will bring big troubles to the Zhang family."

After all, Zhang Tiande is the head of the family, so he has to be careful about such a big event.