God level funny comparison system
Chapter 329
Xiang Chaoyang was the last one to arrive, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, and that sunny smile appeared on his face again.Xiang Chaoyang seldom voluntarily smokes. Usually, his brothers pass them to him before he smokes. Today is the first time he has seen himself voluntarily smoke.
"Damn it, Boss, why did you come here? The waiting flowers are all withered." Ma Han looked at the belated Xiang Chaoyang depressedly and said.
"Oh, I may have eaten badly yesterday, and my diarrhea was a bit deep." Xiang Chaoyang shook his head and said.
"Damn!" Everyone grinned, "I'm going to eat soon, are you disgusting?" Many people scolded.
"That's not right, where did you eat last night? You walked all fucking night." Wang Chao noticed something was wrong.
"Northwest wind." Xiang Chaoyang joked again.
"Haha..." People laughed, "Brother Chaoyang is so funny."
"Okay, everyone is here, let's go." Glancing at Xiang Chaoyang, Zhang Long waved his hand and led everyone towards the hotel.
Including Ji Chen, the three from Zhang Longben's dormitory, Lin Yanran, Nuo Wan'er, Xiang Chaoyang, Chen Siyu, and Chao Mahan, a total of more than a dozen people went to the hotel in a mighty way.
I asked for a private room directly. Before the dishes were ready, I asked the waiter to bring a lot of beer. After ordering the dishes, I threw the menu out, and the sound of beer popping was heard.
"Come, come, come, for the holiday, ahaha!" Yao Zicheng was the first to pick up the wine glass and laughed loudly at the crowd. Immediately, everyone also had excited smiles on their faces, picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp.
Nuo Wan'er was done, after drinking a glass of wine, Nuo Wan'er's face began to turn red, and she was dizzy, Lin Yanran who was at the side hurriedly whispered a few words in Nuo Wan'er's ear, and saw Nuo Wan'er sat on the chair, crossed her calves, and made a strange seal with her hands. After a while, she saw a cloud of water vapor steaming from her body, and she was actually using her cultivation to force out alcohol.
Nuo Wan'er's cute and innocent appearance made everyone burst into laughter.
"Sister, what are you doing, you have to use your cultivation for every drink? Haha..." Ma Han laughed.
Nuo Wan'er opened her big eyes, and the eyes returned to their clear and bright eyes. She gave Ma Han a white look and said, "I was not used to it just now, but now I am used to it. Come on, let's talk again!"
After speaking, she directly picked up the wine glass, stood on the chair, and drank it down.
There was applause at the scene, and everyone laughed.
"Hey, no one cares if you drink up later." Zhang Long gave Nuo Wan'er a white look and reminded.
"Whoever wants you to take care of me, Sister Yanran takes care of me, right?" Nuo Wan'er shook her little head and said very proudly.
Lin Yanran shook her head and smiled wryly, there really was nothing she could do with this girl.
After that, everyone started to drink openly, and many boys deliberately drank with Nuo Wan'er, wishing to see what this delicate girl would look like when she was drunk.
Nuo Wan'er never refused anyone who came, and she didn't use her cultivation, she drank cup by cup, and by the time the food was served, her face was as red as an apple, and her eyes were blurred.
The rest of the people also had the urge to drink alcohol, and their voices turned into shouts, bragging all over the sky.
"Zhang Long, I'm going home. I won't be able to play with you when I go home. I'm so sorry." Nuo Wan'er leaned on Zhang Long's shoulder, exhaling like blue, her face flushed.
Zhang Long grinned, and said depressedly: "Girl, you are drunk, go to sleep on the table."
"No, I'm not drunk, I still want to drink! Oh..." She pouted again, her face full of sadness, "There is no banquet in life, we are about to part..."
"Oh... selling cakes, it's not about life and death, do you care?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes.
"That's right." Nuo Wan'er's big eyes lit up again, then she sat up suddenly, pulled Zhang Long over with a pair of white and tender hands, looked at Zhang Long's face seriously and said: "Zhang Long, we are about to say goodbye. Can I give you a present? When you miss me, take it out and have a look."
"Cough," Zhang Long looked back at Lin Yanran, saw that Lin Yanran was also snickering, and said boldly, "You'd better give it to someone else, I won't miss you. Also, hurry up and climb up on the table." , don't make trouble."
"Okay, then can you give me a gift?" Nuo Wan'er's eyelids drooped again.
"Your sister, it's not Chinese New Year, I want to give you a gift for Mao!" Zhang Long became a little impatient.
"You mean, you will give me a present during the Chinese New Year?" Nuo Wan'er muttered again.
Zhang Long was stunned, "God logic, go to sleep now."
Nuo Wan'er pursed her lips, and was about to say something, but she shook her head for a long time but didn't say anything, and then fell asleep on the table.
It's already been three rounds of drinking, and the rest of the people are calling brothers and brothers, bragging, the whole private room is full of smoke, and there are endless laughter and curses.
Zhang Long looked back at Lin Yanran who was sitting on the other side, then pointed to Nuo Waner, Lin Yanran smiled knowingly and said, "It's okay, I'll take her back to school to stay for another night, she will go home tomorrow .”
Only then did Zhang Long smile reassuringly. Although he didn't like Nuo Wan'er very much, deep down in his heart, he still liked this tablemate very much, but only at the same table. charm.
I don't know how much I drank, I don't know how much I said, and in the end, I don't even know what I'm talking about. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I can only see the redness on the young faces. The excitement and smile, even if I can't drink anymore, I don't want to leave.
Perhaps, young hearts like this feeling of being burned.
But what Nuo Wan'er said was right, there is no banquet that lasts forever in life, and when it was after six o'clock in the afternoon, everyone left the hotel after all.
Most of the people could no longer tell the difference between east, west, and north. Zhang Long, who had a good drinker, supported everyone and sent them back to the dormitory one by one.
Xiang Chaoyang drank the most. When he came out, he was framed by Zhang Long and Ma Han. His eyes could not be opened, and he was dizzy. Zhang Long could vaguely hear Xiang Chaoyang muttering a name over and over again... Le Shadow teacher.
The advent of what love is……
"I didn't expect that brother Chaoyang is still an infatuated kind. I really don't know what a person like him thinks. The name is impossible. What are you insisting on?" He also drank a little too much, and his voice was like shouting.
Passers-by looked sideways, disgusted, and more envious of this youthful uninhibitedness.
After all the people were settled properly, Zhang Long, Ma Han and Wang Chao went back separately. Zhao Hu didn't come today. Zhang Long also called before. Zhao Hu said he wanted to have dinner alone with Tie Ruanxiang, but Zhang Long didn't come. There was no way, so he laughed for a while and then gave up.
Brother, naturally it can't affect brothers chasing women.
Zhang Long didn't go home either, but slept in the dormitory for another night.The next day, everyone left without saying hello too much, anyway, we will meet again next semester.
Unexpectedly, Xiang Chaoyang was the one who drank the most last night, but he was the first to leave the school this morning. By the time Xu Xianlong went to find Xiang Chaoyang, he was already gone.
Xu Xianlong and Yao Zicheng are both from Jiangcheng, so they are not in a hurry. Yu Fanjian is from other places, so he took the first step, and the rest of Ji Chenyi also left the school one after another.
The huge Kewu University suddenly became deserted.
A few black suspension cars drove into the school. A middle-aged man wearing a black cloak with a square face, majestic but looking very approachable took Nuo Wan'er who was still asleep in his arms, and said it was Nuo Wan'er. son's father.
Zhang Long also heard from Lin Yanran that he was not there at the time.After wandering around the empty playground with Lin Yanran for a few more laps, they parted reluctantly.
Zhang Long returned to Zhang's house, it was already afternoon, without alarming anyone, Zhang Long went directly to his room and lay down on the bed, there were too many things these days, his mind was a little messed up, and he needed to be quiet.
Closing my eyes and lying on the bed, I continued to sink in the darkness, to an unknown place, and my chaotic thoughts gradually became clear with the deeper and deeper silence.
As the sun was setting, when the last ray of sunlight fell on Zhang Long's face through the window, Zhang Long suddenly jumped up from the bed and thought of an extremely strange question.
I haven't seen Liu Yueqing for several days!
This question is really weird. Liu Yueqing is not an ordinary person, but Zhang Long's puppet. The two have a telepathic connection. When Zhang Long fought in the abandoned factory before, it stands to reason that Liu Yueqing should be there.
Moreover, Zhang Long occasionally felt Liu Yueqing's extreme mood swings on weekdays, but he couldn't feel anything these days.
This is very abnormal. The telepathy of puppets formed under phantom god puppetry can never be erased. Unless the puppet dies or the master dies, this strange connection will disappear. If the master dies first, then The puppet can't survive the huge impact on the spirit of the master's death.
An ominous premonition arose spontaneously, and Zhang Long got out of bed directly, ready to go to Liu Yueqing's house to take a look.
"Damn it, Boss, why did you come here? The waiting flowers are all withered." Ma Han looked at the belated Xiang Chaoyang depressedly and said.
"Oh, I may have eaten badly yesterday, and my diarrhea was a bit deep." Xiang Chaoyang shook his head and said.
"Damn!" Everyone grinned, "I'm going to eat soon, are you disgusting?" Many people scolded.
"That's not right, where did you eat last night? You walked all fucking night." Wang Chao noticed something was wrong.
"Northwest wind." Xiang Chaoyang joked again.
"Haha..." People laughed, "Brother Chaoyang is so funny."
"Okay, everyone is here, let's go." Glancing at Xiang Chaoyang, Zhang Long waved his hand and led everyone towards the hotel.
Including Ji Chen, the three from Zhang Longben's dormitory, Lin Yanran, Nuo Wan'er, Xiang Chaoyang, Chen Siyu, and Chao Mahan, a total of more than a dozen people went to the hotel in a mighty way.
I asked for a private room directly. Before the dishes were ready, I asked the waiter to bring a lot of beer. After ordering the dishes, I threw the menu out, and the sound of beer popping was heard.
"Come, come, come, for the holiday, ahaha!" Yao Zicheng was the first to pick up the wine glass and laughed loudly at the crowd. Immediately, everyone also had excited smiles on their faces, picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp.
Nuo Wan'er was done, after drinking a glass of wine, Nuo Wan'er's face began to turn red, and she was dizzy, Lin Yanran who was at the side hurriedly whispered a few words in Nuo Wan'er's ear, and saw Nuo Wan'er sat on the chair, crossed her calves, and made a strange seal with her hands. After a while, she saw a cloud of water vapor steaming from her body, and she was actually using her cultivation to force out alcohol.
Nuo Wan'er's cute and innocent appearance made everyone burst into laughter.
"Sister, what are you doing, you have to use your cultivation for every drink? Haha..." Ma Han laughed.
Nuo Wan'er opened her big eyes, and the eyes returned to their clear and bright eyes. She gave Ma Han a white look and said, "I was not used to it just now, but now I am used to it. Come on, let's talk again!"
After speaking, she directly picked up the wine glass, stood on the chair, and drank it down.
There was applause at the scene, and everyone laughed.
"Hey, no one cares if you drink up later." Zhang Long gave Nuo Wan'er a white look and reminded.
"Whoever wants you to take care of me, Sister Yanran takes care of me, right?" Nuo Wan'er shook her little head and said very proudly.
Lin Yanran shook her head and smiled wryly, there really was nothing she could do with this girl.
After that, everyone started to drink openly, and many boys deliberately drank with Nuo Wan'er, wishing to see what this delicate girl would look like when she was drunk.
Nuo Wan'er never refused anyone who came, and she didn't use her cultivation, she drank cup by cup, and by the time the food was served, her face was as red as an apple, and her eyes were blurred.
The rest of the people also had the urge to drink alcohol, and their voices turned into shouts, bragging all over the sky.
"Zhang Long, I'm going home. I won't be able to play with you when I go home. I'm so sorry." Nuo Wan'er leaned on Zhang Long's shoulder, exhaling like blue, her face flushed.
Zhang Long grinned, and said depressedly: "Girl, you are drunk, go to sleep on the table."
"No, I'm not drunk, I still want to drink! Oh..." She pouted again, her face full of sadness, "There is no banquet in life, we are about to part..."
"Oh... selling cakes, it's not about life and death, do you care?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes.
"That's right." Nuo Wan'er's big eyes lit up again, then she sat up suddenly, pulled Zhang Long over with a pair of white and tender hands, looked at Zhang Long's face seriously and said: "Zhang Long, we are about to say goodbye. Can I give you a present? When you miss me, take it out and have a look."
"Cough," Zhang Long looked back at Lin Yanran, saw that Lin Yanran was also snickering, and said boldly, "You'd better give it to someone else, I won't miss you. Also, hurry up and climb up on the table." , don't make trouble."
"Okay, then can you give me a gift?" Nuo Wan'er's eyelids drooped again.
"Your sister, it's not Chinese New Year, I want to give you a gift for Mao!" Zhang Long became a little impatient.
"You mean, you will give me a present during the Chinese New Year?" Nuo Wan'er muttered again.
Zhang Long was stunned, "God logic, go to sleep now."
Nuo Wan'er pursed her lips, and was about to say something, but she shook her head for a long time but didn't say anything, and then fell asleep on the table.
It's already been three rounds of drinking, and the rest of the people are calling brothers and brothers, bragging, the whole private room is full of smoke, and there are endless laughter and curses.
Zhang Long looked back at Lin Yanran who was sitting on the other side, then pointed to Nuo Waner, Lin Yanran smiled knowingly and said, "It's okay, I'll take her back to school to stay for another night, she will go home tomorrow .”
Only then did Zhang Long smile reassuringly. Although he didn't like Nuo Wan'er very much, deep down in his heart, he still liked this tablemate very much, but only at the same table. charm.
I don't know how much I drank, I don't know how much I said, and in the end, I don't even know what I'm talking about. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I can only see the redness on the young faces. The excitement and smile, even if I can't drink anymore, I don't want to leave.
Perhaps, young hearts like this feeling of being burned.
But what Nuo Wan'er said was right, there is no banquet that lasts forever in life, and when it was after six o'clock in the afternoon, everyone left the hotel after all.
Most of the people could no longer tell the difference between east, west, and north. Zhang Long, who had a good drinker, supported everyone and sent them back to the dormitory one by one.
Xiang Chaoyang drank the most. When he came out, he was framed by Zhang Long and Ma Han. His eyes could not be opened, and he was dizzy. Zhang Long could vaguely hear Xiang Chaoyang muttering a name over and over again... Le Shadow teacher.
The advent of what love is……
"I didn't expect that brother Chaoyang is still an infatuated kind. I really don't know what a person like him thinks. The name is impossible. What are you insisting on?" He also drank a little too much, and his voice was like shouting.
Passers-by looked sideways, disgusted, and more envious of this youthful uninhibitedness.
After all the people were settled properly, Zhang Long, Ma Han and Wang Chao went back separately. Zhao Hu didn't come today. Zhang Long also called before. Zhao Hu said he wanted to have dinner alone with Tie Ruanxiang, but Zhang Long didn't come. There was no way, so he laughed for a while and then gave up.
Brother, naturally it can't affect brothers chasing women.
Zhang Long didn't go home either, but slept in the dormitory for another night.The next day, everyone left without saying hello too much, anyway, we will meet again next semester.
Unexpectedly, Xiang Chaoyang was the one who drank the most last night, but he was the first to leave the school this morning. By the time Xu Xianlong went to find Xiang Chaoyang, he was already gone.
Xu Xianlong and Yao Zicheng are both from Jiangcheng, so they are not in a hurry. Yu Fanjian is from other places, so he took the first step, and the rest of Ji Chenyi also left the school one after another.
The huge Kewu University suddenly became deserted.
A few black suspension cars drove into the school. A middle-aged man wearing a black cloak with a square face, majestic but looking very approachable took Nuo Wan'er who was still asleep in his arms, and said it was Nuo Wan'er. son's father.
Zhang Long also heard from Lin Yanran that he was not there at the time.After wandering around the empty playground with Lin Yanran for a few more laps, they parted reluctantly.
Zhang Long returned to Zhang's house, it was already afternoon, without alarming anyone, Zhang Long went directly to his room and lay down on the bed, there were too many things these days, his mind was a little messed up, and he needed to be quiet.
Closing my eyes and lying on the bed, I continued to sink in the darkness, to an unknown place, and my chaotic thoughts gradually became clear with the deeper and deeper silence.
As the sun was setting, when the last ray of sunlight fell on Zhang Long's face through the window, Zhang Long suddenly jumped up from the bed and thought of an extremely strange question.
I haven't seen Liu Yueqing for several days!
This question is really weird. Liu Yueqing is not an ordinary person, but Zhang Long's puppet. The two have a telepathic connection. When Zhang Long fought in the abandoned factory before, it stands to reason that Liu Yueqing should be there.
Moreover, Zhang Long occasionally felt Liu Yueqing's extreme mood swings on weekdays, but he couldn't feel anything these days.
This is very abnormal. The telepathy of puppets formed under phantom god puppetry can never be erased. Unless the puppet dies or the master dies, this strange connection will disappear. If the master dies first, then The puppet can't survive the huge impact on the spirit of the master's death.
An ominous premonition arose spontaneously, and Zhang Long got out of bed directly, ready to go to Liu Yueqing's house to take a look.
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