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"Xiaolong, I didn't say you were an uncle. This sword formula is not an ordinary thing. You are too naive to think that it is yours if you stole it? You should be honest and tell me where you got it, so we can return it to others, so as not to To cause big trouble, someone with this kind of sword art must be extraordinary." Zhang Tianyi added, earnestly, as if Zhang Long really couldn't do a serious thing.

Looking around, looking at everyone's suspicious eyes, Zhang Long smiled indifferently, and his eyes fell on his grandfather again, "Grandpa, how about this sword formula?"

"Okay, of course!" The old man said again and again, with an excited expression on his face, he looked up at Zhang Long and said, "Xiaolong, don't worry, it's okay even if you really stole this sword formula, I'll see who dares to trouble you !"

"Father..." Zhang Tiande frowned, but he hesitated to speak, he had no choice but to deal with the old man's unreasonable character when he saw martial arts.

Zhang Tianyi took a breath, and looked at Zhang Long with more sinister eyes, and Zhang Rong beside him was full of envy and hatred. With this sword art, the old man obviously even forgot about Zhang Long's perverted deeds .

"Hehe, Grandpa, don't worry, this sword formula is not stolen." Zhang Long said again, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and looked at his second uncle Zhang Tianyi evilly, and said leisurely: "Second uncle, not everyone People are as dark as you, why can't I obtain this sword formula openly?"

"Fair and aboveboard?" Zhang Tianyi sneered disdainfully, "What do you think it is? A stone? Can it be obtained aboveboard?"

"Stinky boy, you should explain exactly how this sword art came about. If it is really an improper way, I will prevent the owner of the sword art from making trouble." Zhang Tiande scolded again angrily.

Hearing this, Zhang Long looked at his father, then at Zhang Tianyi playfully, then fell to his knees with a plop.

"Grandpa, you believe me, this sword formula is really not stolen, it was given to me by Liu Yueqing after a lot of effort." Holding his grandfather's thigh, Zhang Long cried.

Raising his hand to wipe his tears, Zhang Long continued to cry and said, "Grandpa, I actually wanted to prepare a birthday present for you a long time ago. I know you are obsessed with martial arts, so I want to make you a set of awesome Martial skills, and then I found out that Liu Yueqing's cultivation was extremely high, so I went to find her and asked her to give me a set."

"However, how could she be willing to give me such an important thing as martial arts, so I pestered her and beat her up every day... Wuwu... You saw it too, it was written in the newspapers, for this set of sword tactics, I was almost beaten to death by her... but fortunately, she finally gave me a set of sword formulas."

"Grandpa... for your happiness, grandson is willing to die... I know that I have been a waste since I was a child, but this does not mean that I am not filial. At school, the teachers and classmates misunderstood me and said that I was a pervert. , I thought that I would feel better when I went home, but I didn't expect... woo woo..."

Zhang Long cried more and more, with a lot of snot and tears, and his voice was full of grief and grievance.

Everyone fell into silence again, watching Zhang Long's sincere performance, Zhang Lei and Zhang Tiande believed it.

"Stinky boy, you, you really made such a big sacrifice to prepare a gift for grandpa?" Zhang Tiande frowned, a little embarrassed, and couldn't help but feel a little guilty when he thought about how harsh he had been to Zhang Long before.

"Of course, it's written in the newspaper, or else I'd go crazy and let that crazy woman beat me up... Woohoo... It still hurts now." Zhang Long continued to cry bitterly, shaking his grandfather's thigh while crying.

Zhang Tiande took a deep breath, tears of emotion welled up in his old eyes, and at the same time he blamed himself deeply, he was too impulsive just now, he did not expect this son to be so filial, dear son.

"Yes, I'm sorry, it was Dad who was wrong just now. Does the injury still hurt? Would you like Dad to take a look at it for you." With some embarrassment, Zhang Tiande stepped forward to check on Zhang Long's injury.

"It's okay, Dad." Zhang Long wiped away his tears again, and said indifferently: "It's just a little injury, my son can bear it. My son doesn't dare to blame you, and you are right. I have been a waste since I was a child. Don't embarrass you, so, so this time I want to try my best to do something."

"Hehe, I did it. Grandpa likes this sword art so much, even if I get whipped a few more times, I'm willing."

Zhang Long continued to be sensational, and everyone who said it felt sour.

"Long Er, I have wronged you. You are really good. It doesn't matter if you don't know martial arts. You are still a man." Yang Yang stepped forward, raised his jade hand and touched Zhang Long's head. His beautiful eyes were full of tears, and his heart ached. said.

"It's unreasonable... Pa!" Suddenly, Zhang Lei raised his hand and slapped the dining table, his old eyes shot out like knives, and the majestic momentum radiated out, causing the surrounding space to sway.

"Dare to abuse my grandson like this, how courageous!" The old man was angry, and helped Zhang Long up and said, "Xiaolong, don't cry, grandpa will help you vent your anger! So what if you take her sword formula, my Zhang family His grandson, he can only bully others, why has he ever been bullied by others!"

The loud voice sang in the hall with an extremely unreasonable domineering voice.

Both Zhang Tiande and Yang Yang grinned, knowing that the unreasonable old man Wu Chi was coming again, but they didn't dare to stop it, and it was useless to stop him.

Zhang Long also opened his mouth wide. He didn't expect this old man to be as arrogant as before. He is the only one who bullies others, and others must not bully him.

Feeling the furious aura on Grandpa's body, he said in his heart: "Mr. Liu, you can't blame me for this."

"Hula!" The old man stood up, his quaint gray-white robe trembled, and a gust of wind was wrapped around him.

"What are you still doing in a daze, prepare the car for me, I'm going to meet this Liu Yueqing, and see how brave she really is, how dare she treat my grandson like this!" Zhang Lei swept across the crowd with his majestic eyes, and shouted in a deep voice After finishing speaking, he flicked his sleeves and walked towards the door.

"Hey, that grandpa, don't, don't be like this. How can I say that I also have a set of martial arts from others, let's forget it..." Zhang Long hurriedly chased after him. He knew that his grandfather was absolutely hot-tempered, so he went out in person. That Teacher Liu really suffered a lot. Although Liu Yueqing beat him hard last time, he really didn't hold any grudges. Who let himself provoke others on his own initiative?

However, Zhang Lei ignored Zhang Long and walked straight out of the hall, wearing a long robe without wind, obviously furious.

Zhang Tiande frowned, and hurriedly followed out, knowing that he could only follow the old man, once the old man got stubborn, it would be useless if the old man came.

Yang Yang also followed, and the crowd surrounded the old man and walked out.

Zhang Tianyi, Zhang Tianwu, Zhang Rong and Zhang Hu were still watching from behind. Looking at Zhang Long's gesticulation and pleading for Liu Yueqing, Zhang Tianyi narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth and murmured: "This brat is really good!" Will act."

"Acting?" Zhang Rong blinked, "Father, what do you mean, he was just pretending? Then this sword art..."

"Hmph," Zhang Tianyi interrupted his son with a cold snort, "Do you think that just being a pervert can make people give away such superb martial arts skills? Are you kidding me?"

Hearing this, the jealousy in Zhang Rong's eyes became more and more intense. He raised his eyes to look at Zhang Long who had already walked out of the hall, and said through gritted teeth: "I knew, how could this waste spend so much time on grandpa's life besides spending time and money?" on his birthday. Dad, I’m going to expose him to Grandpa right now.”

As he spoke, Zhang Rong was about to catch up with the crowd, but was stopped by Zhang Tianyi raising his hand.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Tianyi said coldly: "Forget it, your grandpa is angry now, don't you know his temper, now you can only go to the women's college, remember, we must be consistent later Externally, don't let the old man see that the family is not united."

Zhang Rong grinned unwillingly, nodded and said, "Father, I remember."

Ever since, Zhang Tianyi, Zhang Tianwu and their sons also went out.

Soon, the Zhang family compound became busy.One after another, black cars were dispatched and stopped in a row at the gate. Under the lights, the perfect streamlines and tough black texture looked murderous.

Zhang Long's persuasion all the way was useless, but he was called "weak" by his grandfather, but Zhang Long had no choice but to give up.

Seeing a large group of men in suits rushing out of the courtyard and getting into the car one after another, Zhang Long grinned, raised his hand and crossed himself on his chest, and sighed: "Teacher Liu, may God be with you. "

The sound of the car doors opening and closing echoed in the quiet void. In just ten minutes, the eight black cars were fully assembled and sped away amidst bursts of energy erupting.

In the night, eight cars were speeding towards Liu Yueqing's women's university. The Zhang family, whether they were members of Zhang Lei's first-class family or the subordinates of the nursing home, all looked murderous. Wherever the caravan passed, the temperature dropped Quite a lot.