God level funny comparison system

"The flowers are indeed precious, but they are nothing compared to Yanran's birthday. My father will not restrict me on the matter of a few flowers." Zhang Long looked down at the delicate flowers in his hand, leisurely typical.

He was telling the truth. After looting the Wanyao Pavilion in Linhai City, these few flowers were nothing to him, but Yanran's birthday was different. Every year Zhang Long would spend a lot of effort to prepare Gift.

Hearing this, Lin Yanran's mother shook her head again, with a touch of disappointment in her eyes, she said: "You are still too young to understand the hard work of the elders, do you think these flowers are easy to come by? If your father knows that you use this purple star orchid Sending it away casually will definitely not make you feel better."

"Hehe." Zhang Long laughed dryly, and didn't want to argue anymore. In fact, Zhang Tiande didn't even know that Zhang Long had this purple star orchid. This strange flower had been piled up in Zhang Long's room since it was brought back from Wanyao Pavilion in Linhai City. , No one in the Zhang family knows except Zhang Long.

"Xiaolong, you should go back." After a pause, Lin Yanran's mother said again, her voice was no longer as gentle as before, but more impatient, she looked at Zhang Long and said, "You also know your uncle's temper. , Last time you, a junior, made him so embarrassed and lost his face. I will never forgive you for a while. Because of you, Yanran is not allowed to go out these days, and I, a woman, can't make the decision I'm doing this for your own good, and if I provoke him again, I won't be able to stop it."

"Haha," upon hearing this, Zhang Long suddenly laughed, with a silly smile, "Auntie, uncle is too stingy, why bother with me as a junior, if you are really angry with me, then I will apologize to uncle Don't worry, this time I will definitely not fight back, anyway, I must see Yanran today."

After speaking, Zhang Long looked up at a three-story silver building in the yard, which was the main house of the Lin family, where both Lin Yanran and Lin Tian lived.

Looking at Zhang Long's posture, Lin Yanran's mother frowned, the smile on her face disappeared suddenly, and she said worriedly: "You're still too young, it's not as simple as you think."

Zhang Long ignored Lin Yanran's mother, and apologized directly to the silver building.

"Uncle Lin, what a happy New Year! Aha, my nephew is here to celebrate the New Year! I wish you good health and good luck in everything, hugging you from left to right... Cough, what you want comes true! You don't even need to give New Year's money, we are all a family, Ha ha."

"Puchi." Seeing Zhang Long's hippie smile, Lin Yanran's mother was amused, then shook her head and smiled wryly, muttering in her heart, young people are young people, and they are too unsteady to do things.

"Oh, are you still angry? One day I really didn't do it on purpose, but I just saw that the son of the boss who hates him is not a good thing. Don't you know, he goes to the same school as me, and the guy's reputation is almost catching up to mine He is cheating, abducting, stealing, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and smoking. He does everything. I saw him cross the road the other day and pushed an old woman down. I went up and beat him up, so when I saw him, I didn’t The good mood is not directed at you. Please forgive me."

Still no one responded. On the contrary, many servants of the Lin family were attracted, all dressed in black suits, scattered all over the place, like black shadows in the sun.

Countless eyes focused on Zhang Long, with eyes full of expressions that couldn't bear to look directly at him, and his heart was shocked. This brat is not only good at cultivation, but also has unrivaled skill in playing tricks with his mouth.

"Uncle Lin? Why don't you talk? Do you have a cold?"

"Puchi..." Yanran's mother next to her laughed again, and hurriedly waved to Zhang Long: "Xiaolong, be more serious, he will be even angrier if you do this."

"I'm sincere, the weather is cold these days, and my uncle is full of anger. It's not easy to catch a cold." Zhang Long said sincerely, looked up at the building and shouted: "Uncle Lin , don't be angry, I am sincere to Yanran, more sincere than Pearl. Don't worry, if Yanran marries me in the future, I will not let her be wronged in the slightest."

He yelled for a long time, but still didn't get any response. The men in black around him also started to laugh at Zhang Long, ridiculing Zhang Long for being overwhelmed. Lin Tian is such a character, the face of Taishan collapses and he doesn't change his face. How could you be a child? Say a few nice words and come out obediently.

"How about it, I know it's useless, go back quickly, lest people make jokes, at least he is a child of the Zhang family." Lin Yanran's mother said with a smile.

Zhang Long blinked, looked at the white building, raised his hand to stroke the broken hair on his forehead, took a deep breath and said: "It seems that we can only use a unique move."

After finishing speaking, that flattering smile floated on his face again, and he shouted loudly: "Uncle Lin, if you don't say anything, you are acquiescing? Then I will come to marry Yanran tomorrow, haha, from now on I will have to call you father-in-law Yes, father-in-law is auspicious..."

"shut up!"

Before Zhang Long finished speaking, he was interrupted by a deep drink.

Lin Tian finally couldn't bear it any longer. He had been standing in front of the window and looking at Zhang Long at the gate. He was still as stable as Mount Tai at first, and he enjoyed Zhang Long's foolishness and yelling. He was irritated. I have seen shameless ones, but I have never seen such shameless ones. Is the father-in-law also screaming? This is taking advantage of my daughter.

"Who is your father-in-law?"

"Hula!" Staring at Zhang Long in the distance with a dark face, Lin Tian yelled again, raised his hand, and the window opened automatically, and then his figure in a gray robe flew out.

"Dad, don't be angry..." Behind, Lin Yanran yelled and followed, with an anxious expression on her face.

"You stay at home honestly, don't come out!" People were in the air, but Lin Tian's scolding voice directly enveloped Lin Yanran, making her obediently stand at the window.

Under the sun, Lin Yanran looked a little haggard. Looking at Zhang Long at the door and his angry father, she became more and more anxious, her beautiful eyes full of anxiety.

In the past few days, she has been educated by her father almost every day at home. There is only one theme of education, cherish life and stay away from Zhang Long.

But how can Lin Yanran agree, for her, the spring will be warm and the flowers will bloom with Zhang Long, otherwise the prosperity of this world will be eclipsed, and the father and daughter will form a stalemate, but Lin Yanran is a junior after all. After being taught a lesson, the mind is inevitably exhausted, and more and more worried about the future of himself and Zhang Long.

"Are you deaf or blind, kid? Can't you see or hear? Our Lin family doesn't welcome you. If you continue to make trouble like this, don't blame me, Lin Tian, ​​for bullying the small again."

Standing still in front of Zhang Long, Lin Tian had a gloomy face, and every word was extremely threatening.

"Haha," Zhang Long laughed shamelessly again, "Uncle Lin, I've apologized for this, so please calm down. Today is Yanran's birthday, so be happy."

"Apologize? Hehe," Lin Tian also laughed, but with an extremely sinister look in his eyes, he stared at Zhang Long, his smile froze, and he said word by word: "If you really want to be my son-in-law, just You have to promise me a few conditions."

"Okay! It's okay for you to say it." Zhang Long was as bright as ever, but Lin Yanran's mother next to her frowned slightly. Looking at Lin Tian's appearance, she began to feel uneasy.

"First, kneel down and kowtow to me, and yell three times to my father-in-law that I was wrong. Second, take my Lin family's Duan Jin Rou Gu Pill, and I will have the final say on everything from now on. Third..."

"Needless to say." Before Lin Tian finished speaking, Zhang Long suddenly raised his hand to interrupt him.

Under the sun, Zhang Long restrained his playful smile, and there was a touch of sternness on his handsome face.

Not to mention anything else, Zhang Long would never agree to just taking the Duanjin Yugu Pill from the Lin family. The Duanjin Yugu Pill is a chronic poison, and it takes a long-term antidote to suppress the onset of toxicity. What will the father-in-law do to the son-in-law?
Even if Zhang Long had the Sunburning Sword System and was invulnerable to all poisons, he would definitely not agree to this request. This is not marrying a daughter, this is asking Zhang Long to sign a contract of sale, even worse than being a puppet.

"Why? Can't it be done?" Seeing Zhang Long finally showing annoyed expression, Lin Tian smiled, enjoying himself immensely. He just couldn't bear the kid's happy appearance all day long, and he just wanted him to be happy all the time. All angry, tangled all the time.

"If you can't do it, don't stand here anymore. My daughter is determined not to marry you." Taking a deep breath comfortably, Lin Tian looked up at the sky and said leisurely, with a hint of embarrassment in his tone. Covered sarcasm.

"This, what you say doesn't count." Zhang Long looked at Lin Tian squarely, and said in a deep voice, standing with his head held high, the previous flattery was gone, and instead he and Lin Tian formed a posture of daggers drawn.

Feeling the tit-for-tat momentum on Zhang Long, Lin Tian couldn't help squinting, his face trembled, and he shouted angrily: "My daughter, I don't care, so is it you who decide?"

"Haha..." Zhang Long burst out laughing, his posture of laughing wildly up to the sky did not look like a student at all, the arrogance and domineering exuded on his body, even the opposite Lin Tian could not match.

The arrogant laughter echoed in the air, the sky was clear and the sun was shining, the voice was heard in the ears, as if there were flying dragons in the sky.

Lin Yanran's mother frowned, looking at Zhang Long with a look of astonishment in her eyes. Although she had seen Zhang Long a few times, the child had always acted foolishly, but at this moment, the child's aura was beyond Ling's own. There is a feeling of dread, how can this be the courage that a child can have?