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Leaving a group of brothers dressed as robbers outside, Zhang Long entered the employee family park of Kewu University alone.

Several silver-white buildings stood tall, reflecting the noon sun into dazzling white, filling the surroundings.

Zhang Long took out his mobile phone and dialed Luo Shuang's number.

"Hey, Mr. Luo, are you home?" Zhang Long grinned and said in a gentle tone as much as possible.

"Zhang Long? You don't care if I'm at home." Luo Shuang's iconic female voice came from the phone.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes, and said again: "Mr. Luo, why are you so angry? I didn't provoke you."

"I'm not angry!" The voice on the phone said again, saying that he was not angry, but no matter how he heard this domineering voice, he felt that he owed her.

Zhang Long was speechless again, Luo Shuang was still the same Luo Shuang, maintaining the mentality of resenting a woman all the time.

"Why are you looking for me? Just tell me, I want to eat." Luo Shuang took the initiative again, speaking very impatiently.

"Oh, don't eat it. I invite the teacher to eat. I will pay for whatever I want." Zhang Long hurriedly said, impatient.

There was silence on the phone.On the other side, Luo Shuang was standing in his living room, looking down in casual clothes. His upper body was a tight-fitting white and blue striped autumn jacket, and his lower body was a pair of loose white sweater pants. A beautiful leg was resting on the sofa, clattering Crashing legs.

Hearing that Zhang Long wanted to treat him to dinner, Luo Shuang stopped pressing his legs, straightened his tight and sexy waist, put his mobile phone on his ear, and narrowed his eyes.

"Are you so nice?" After a while, Luo Shuang asked in an extremely suspicious tone.

"Damn, why are there so many nonsense!" In the yard, Zhang Long held the microphone of the mobile phone and cursed, then picked up the mobile phone with a pleasant face, and smiled into the microphone: "What you said, I am in your all Among the students, that's the one I like you the most, the serious one, I swear. I'm just a few years younger than you, and I'm a student, otherwise I'll definitely catch you and become my girlfriend. "

"Isn't it Chinese New Year? Oh, it's like three autumns without seeing each other. I miss you, so I want to invite you out for dinner."

Zhang Long flattered him with all his words.

In the living room, Luo Shuang put down one of her beautiful legs, put on fluffy slippers on her feet, and then sat down on the tea table, her brows were furrowed, and she said worriedly: "Zhang Long, are you alright? Unlike you, when were you so polite to me in school?"

"..." Zhang Long was about to get nervous. Luo Shuang was careless on weekdays, but why did he become so careful when it came to a critical moment.

"Ms. Luo, don't ask any more questions. I really miss you. I miss you day and night, and I miss you so much that I can't sleep." Anxious about his own plan, Zhang Long yelled out loudly. stand up.

Luo Shuang's almond eyes stared involuntarily, with a look of panic floating in them, and asked without thinking: "Zhang Long, you, you don't think I'm your fantasy object, do you? It's so evil !"

"My God..." In the yard, Zhang Long was about to faint. He leaned against the wall and said earnestly, "Teacher, don't you understand me? I'm so pure, just like the white snow in the polar region." , how could I treat you as that kind of fantasy object, besides, you are also a pure beauty who is going to explode, how can I blaspheme you. I just want to have a meal with you, so I promise this little girl Make a small request, or I will yell."

"Haha..." In the living room, Luo Shuang suddenly burst out laughing, looking up to the sky without any restraint.

"Female man." Zhang Long hurriedly moved the phone away to prevent his ears from being damaged by Luo Shuang's lion's roar, and muttered while staring at the phone with disgust.

"Zhang Long, I never expected that I am so good in your heart. No matter what you say is true or not, anyway, I am very happy. Okay, I will agree to your request, and I will go downstairs immediately." Luo Shuang said happily, then put down the phone, got up and went into his room to change clothes.

"Shuang'er, who did you call just now, still laughing like that, every girl, be careful, do you want to marry in the future?"

An old woman wearing presbyopic glasses came out, holding two plates of steaming food on the table, looking at Luo Shuang who rushed into the room like a gust of wind, chanting in a gentle voice.

"Oh mom, don't worry about my business, you and dad will eat later, I'll go out to eat." Luo Shuang rushed out of the room again in a hurry, had already changed her clothes, and then tidied up her clothes He took the lead, and strode towards the door.

"What are you doing, it's noon!" Mom asked, pushing her glasses and staring at Luo Shuang, her eyes full of helplessness.

"Someone invited your daughter to dinner!" Luo Shuang replied without turning her head, and then stood still in front of the big mirror at the door, looking left and right to see if she was dressed properly.

"Who is it? Is it your boyfriend?" Mom's eyes lit up.

"No, my student."

"Oh, student, I thought it was a boyfriend." My mother couldn't help feeling a little disappointed, and muttered to herself, "Students these days are really brave enough to take the initiative to invite the teacher to dinner."

"Haha..." Luo Shuang turned around and laughed again, "Mom, you don't even know that my student is really very courageous. It's nothing to invite me to dinner. He just said he wanted to chase me."

After finishing speaking, Luo Shuang opened the door with a bang and rushed out.

Luo Shuang's mother stayed at the table, her mouth was slightly open, and her eyes in the reading glasses were full of dullness struck by lightning.

"What, what? Who wants to chase our daughter?" At this moment, another anxious old man ran out with a book in his hand.

"Her mother, just now, did my daughter say that someone is chasing her?" The silver-haired old man stood by the table, staring at the dull-faced old woman and asked.

The old woman nodded numbly.

"Haha..." The old man burst into laughter immediately, raised his hand and patted the table in front of him, and couldn't help but say, "My daughter is finally getting married, and I finally don't have to be laughed at by the neighbors to raise a daughter." A man, ahaha..."

"She said that it was her students who were chasing her." At this moment, the old woman muttered again, still with a dull expression on her face.

"Cough...cough cough..." The old man suddenly bent down and coughed violently. It took him a long time to stand up straight. His face was flushed, and he stared at the old woman in horror. He shouted loudly, "What did you say? It was her who was chasing her. s student?"

The old woman nodded again.

"It's over!" The old man slumped down on the chair, his eyes were suddenly dull, and he lost the slightest joy, "Now I'm going to become a laughing stock again."

Then he looked up at the doorway where there was no one there, and shouted sadly: "Shuanger, let's have some fun, you are shameless, dad is shameless, how can you fall in love with your own students?" ..."

Luo Shuang naturally didn't know her father's depression, she had already gone downstairs like a gust of wind.

After leaving the gate, the sun shrouded her sexy and tall figure, and the whole deserted courtyard became much more beautiful.

The off-white jeans were tightly attached to her long legs, in stark contrast to the high-top black leather boots on her feet, which further highlighted the sexy curves of those long legs. She wore a black leather jacket on her upper body, and her long hair was like Waterfall, the pretty face does not apply makeup, but it is exquisite, especially the hairline as deep as a knife, and the sharp eyes in the eyes, adding to it a heroic spirit that is rarely seen in women.

Heroic, fashionable and full of vitality, it is the most moving part of her age.

"Stinky boy, when did you come here? I haven't waited long." Seeing Zhang Long from afar, Luo Shuang strode over.

The wind-like pace brought out a faint fragrance, and the sun bloomed behind her, covering her like a ray of light in full bloom, which made people fascinated.

"Haha, how can I?" Zhang Long laughed, "I called you as soon as I came, and I really can't wait to see you. Oh, I haven't seen you for a few days. Teacher, you are even more charming."

"Haha..." Luo Shuang laughed happily. Zhang Long's words were obviously very useful, and then she specially winked at Zhang Long, and said frivolously: "Don't fall in love with me, you are my student."

"Hey, I've already fallen in love with you." Zhang Long pretended to be a child and looked at Luo Shuang in a daze.

"You brat, when will you be serious! Let's go, where do you want to invite me to eat?" Luo Shuang grabbed Zhang Long's neck and strode towards the entrance of the community.

"You can do whatever you want, you can go wherever you want, we are not short of money." Zhang Long patted his chest and said.

"That's what you said." Luo Shuang turned her head and raised her eyebrows, "Then I won't be polite. Come on, raise your arms."

As she said that, Luo Shuang wrapped her arms around Zhang Long, walked closely with Zhang Long, and said with a smile on her face, "It's the Chinese New Year, so I'll let you be my boyfriend for once."

"Gudong." Smelling the mature aroma of Luo Shuang's body, Zhang Long couldn't help swallowing, his heart trembled, and a feeling of itching arose.

"Stop!" At this stall, there was a sudden shout, followed by the cold wind blowing.

The sun dimmed, and the atmosphere of the whole community became much gloomy.

At the gate of the community, more than 20 men in black suddenly broke in, blocking the way of Luo Shuang and Zhang Long.

The gate of this community is in the shape of a gatehouse. The triangular roof occupies a large void, blocking the sunlight and casting a large shadow on the ground.

At this moment, Zhang Long, Luo Shuang, and more than [-] men in black on the opposite side stood at the two ends of this shadow that was more than ten meters long and several meters wide.