God level funny comparison system

"Fuck your sister," Shi Zhijian rolled his eyes, looked angry, took a deep breath, and said impatiently: "I don't have time to talk nonsense with you now, anyway, when this card is used, it can use your full potential The energy that comes out is all converted into electromagnetic pulses, that is to say, when you activate pulse conversion and other martial arts cards at the same time, you can convert the power of moves into pulse energy at will."

"Oh... that's it, then I'll give it a try first." Although Zhang Long was still a little confused when he saw the expression on his face scolding an idiot, Zhang Long pretended to move, said something in a hurry, and immediately turned on the pulse Transformation card and Spirit Snake Sword Technique two skill cards.

Immediately, Zhang Long felt a tingling feeling in his body, and at the same time, there was a bunch of strange information in his consciousness, which could change the energy information of moves at will.

"Hehe." Looking at the night sky outside the window, Zhang Long bared his teeth and smiled, his palms became knives, and he slashed down.

"Whoosh!" A blue sword shape rushed straight to the sky outside the window, and the blue sword edge was full of beating currents. After rushing to a high altitude in an instant, the meter-long sword shape suddenly spread out.

There was a buzzing sound, and the wind blew up on the ground, and a round light blue square meter swung open in the sword-shaped loose void, covering the entire Zhang family in a blink of an eye.

Then, there was the sound of chi chi la la, all the lights in the courtyard flickered violently and then suddenly went out, causing the entire Zhang family to plunge into darkness.

"Damn...why did the power go out?"

"Nimma, what's wrong, the computer is smoking, and the pants are off!"

"The electricity of the Zhang family dares to stop, don't die!"

A few seconds later, the Zhang family exploded like a pot, and people's depressed and roaring voices were everywhere.

Zhang Long lay at the window, staring blankly at the dark courtyard, countless black shadows came out from various buildings, cursing all over the sky.

"My mother, high technology!" Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long sighed excitedly.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, she was indifferent even when she was dead. She changed her posture and lay flat in the void, with her black hair fluttering straight below her body. If it wasn't for her slightly undulating and exquisite chest, she would have looked like a female corpse. An incomparably fragrant female corpse.

"Zhang Long, is there anything that makes you restless all the time?"

A moment later, Zhijian suddenly said, and sighed leisurely, his brows were furrowed, and there was a hint of anxiety in his eyes.

"Yes." Zhang Long was feeling the strange feeling brought by the pulse conversion card.

"What is it?" Shi Zhijian turned his head and asked looking at the void in front of him, as if Zhang Long's face was in that void.

"Uh..." Zhang Long thought about it casually, and said, "I'm worried that more girls will fall in love with me."

"Die!" Shi Zhijian rolled his eyes angrily.

"Damn!" Zhang Long frowned, "Brother is telling the truth, okay? You see, I am so handsome and powerful. Now I can cut off people's power. Think about it, a lonely, kind and timid beauty lives alone. In the room, there was a sudden power outage, and when she was terrified, I appeared, will she fall in love with me?"

Speaking of this, Zhang Long looked up to the sky and sighed again, "Ah... all fellow men, I'm sorry, it's not that I want you to be bachelors, it's the general trend!"

"I'm so envious of a fool like you. You have no brains, no heart, no lungs." Si Zhijian sat up, with a pair of beautiful legs crossed up, his hands resting on his cheeks, staring blankly at the void in front of him.

"Gudong." Zhang Long swallowed, the posture of sitting cross-legged made the deadly outlines of her body clearer.

"That, damn it, can you change your clothes? If you face me like this every day, I will get tired." Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long said with difficulty. For the sake of physical and mental health, he could only cut his eyes.

"Hey," the dead face suddenly showed a smile, shaking his head as he did when he was a child, and then twisted his waist and said: "How, do you think about me again? Let's talk about his charm. There is no limit."

Seeing the self-confident look of death, Zhang Long poured a basin of cold water on her head.

"You're not charming, you're A plus V, don't you realize that you've been completely exposed? If you don't believe me, look down." Zhang Long said, suppressing the urge to rush forward and throw himself to death.

Shi Zhijian blinked, and sure enough, he looked down, and then looked at the obvious outline revealed by the leather jacket under him, his small face suddenly turned pale.

"Ah..." came the soprano voice that sounded like a pig, and the dead man suddenly jumped up, covered the bloody place with his hands, and squatted directly on the ground.

"You, you still look, you pervert!" Qiao's face turned red again, and she squatted on the ground and roared at Zhang Long's consciousness.

Zhang Long was dazed, and said in a low voice, "You were the one who took the initiative to let me see it."

"You're a bitch, how do I know that this dress is so clear, it's all, all transparent! If you look at it again, I will delete your memory."

"..." Zhang Long was speechless, quickly lost his consciousness in the sea of ​​consciousness, and murmured: "You are right and right, woman... Are you all thinking backwards?"

"Om!" At this moment, a large area of ​​azure brilliance appeared around Shi Zhijian, and the intensity directly enveloped her seductive figure.

And after all the brilliance dissipated, an astronaut appeared.

Wearing a thick spacesuit and a helmet, he sat cross-legged in the void.

Zhang Long's consciousness was refocused in the sea of ​​consciousness, looking at the chubby white human figure whose face could not be seen except a piece of glass, Zhang Long opened his mouth exaggeratedly.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Do you dare to take off that broken helmet?" Zhang Long shouted depressingly.

Die Zhijian took off his helmet, and his long hair fell down, restoring a trace of fragrance to the dark void.

"Can you still see it now?" He stared wide-eyed and looked down at his heavy space suit.

Zhang Long raised his hand and rubbed his temples, "Death is so cheap, what the hell are you doing?"

"Of course it is. You have watched it for so long. No, I have to delete this part of your memory." Si Zhijian frowned, thinking in his tone.

Then, Zhang Long saw the beautiful astronaut stand up, and the whole body was full of electric current.

"Hey, hey, hey," Zhang Long panicked, and stood up from his own bed, screaming in his heart with his eyes wide open, "I'm so cheap, I can't take this kind of joke, it will drive me into a fool. Hey, hey, Take back those currents of yours, your sister, can't I forget about it myself? Ah... oh... eh..."

There was a crackling sound, and he ignored Zhang Long's struggle, and the electric current all over his body dissipated.

Zhang Long started to smoke, and stood on the bed with convulsions until his hair stood on end, foaming at the mouth, and then he fell straight on the bed.

Smoke lingers.

However, Zhang Long lying on the bed, even though he was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, didn't care about the pain in his body. Instead, he frantically turned his head, only to find that his memory was still intact and had not been deleted.

"What are you afraid of? The Zhijian system won't let me delete your memory. It's cheap for you." Standing in the void, the spaceman said with a bit of unwillingness.

Only then did Zhang Long heave a sigh of relief, and sighed in his heart: "The Zhijian system is still kind, as kind as me, why did you get you bitch to be an ambassador?"

Hearing this, not only was he not angry this time, but his expression darkened all of a sudden, as before, his face was full of depression.

Then, the astronaut sat cross-legged on the ground, with deep sorrow in his beautiful eyes, he looked at the void and said nothing.

Zhang Long's heart suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. In fact, from the very beginning, he never really hated this strange little girl.

If there is no Zhijian system, I am nothing.

"What's the matter? I'm just talking. Of course there is a reason why the Zhijian system allows you to be an ambassador. Maybe he likes girls like you. And I guess, you should have been in this system from the beginning, The Sunburning Sword System should be your father."

Zhang Long used his brains to make random guesses based on the special relationship between the Zhijian system and the dead.

"Father." Shi Zhijian muttered, with a miserable smile on his face, and looked back at the darkness behind him, "You are right, the Zhijian system is in my heart, really like my father."

The darkness was turbulent, and a red light rose from the distant darkness, bringing out a faint and warm light, covering the little girl's body, as if to comfort her heartache at the moment.

"Zhang Long, you are already level thirteen. There are some things I should let you know." Taking a light breath, he stared at the red light and said with a sad smile.

"All ears." Zhang Long straightened his waist, trying to maintain a serious posture, not wanting to make the dead angry.

"Actually, I was not created by the Zhijian system. On the contrary, the Zhijian system was created by humans." Deadly speaking.

Zhang Long frowned. He had actually guessed this point in his heart, but he was just not sure. It took some strange person to develop such a weird thing like the Zhijian system.

"The Sunburning Sword System is my father's invention." After a pause, he gave Zhang Long's answer.