God level funny comparison system

"Teacher, is the chicken in your mouth the same as the chicken in my heart?" Staring at Luo Shuang in amazement, Zhang Long asked in disbelief.

"Of course." Luo Shuang rolled his eyes, answered without thinking, and took another breath and muttered to himself, "In your pervert's heart, chicken has only that meaning."

Zhang Long swallowed again, and then with extreme grievances on his face, he grabbed Luo Shuang's jade hand, and while feeling the tenderness in the jade hand, he shouted heartbreakingly: "Teacher, the conscience of heaven and earth, you You can't blame me, what kind of group hunting for chickens! I, I am a pure person, you know that!"

"Don't pretend!" Luo Shuang pulled out her jade hand vigorously, raised her hand to fasten the button, then sat on the chair behind, and said sternly: "Then you are talking about it, bringing such a large number of students last night. Why did you go?"

"Cough..." Zhang Long was suddenly at a loss for words, turned his eyes to look at the ceiling, his thoughts changed sharply, trying to find a suitable reason.

"Hehe," Luo Shuang laughed, "You still play tricks on me, can't you tell? You said you did something all day long, don't you know that it's easy for you to make mistakes at this age? I'm still looking for that kind of woman, what if, what if I'm cheated, what if something goes wrong, what if my mind is distorted... It's really worrying."

"Teacher, we really don't have one! Who did you hear about it!" Looking at Luo Shuang's contemptuous expression, Zhang Long shouted again depressed.

His own reputation is already disgusting enough, plus this one leads his classmates to call chicken together, ah... the parents will chop him into French fries.

In the past, my transformation and reputation was all related to him alone. This matter is different, and I have too much trouble. The students of Kewu University are all elites. He dragged them out to do that kind of thing, let alone their parents. Yes, it will cause public outrage.

Zhang Long doesn't want to be a mouse shit that spoils a pot of porridge. Even though he is already a mouse shit in many things, even if he is a mouse shit, he still wants to be an upright mouse shit, with a bunch of bloody people. Classmates go out, this kind of rat shit is too obscene, and Luo Shuang must not let Luo Shuang put this shit bowl on his head.

Seeing Zhang Long's sad and indignant face, Luo Shuang frowned, pondered for a while, and finally decided to tell him about this guy who was snitching behind the scenes.

"Nuowan'er told me last night." Luo Shuang said.

"..." The grief and indignation on Zhang Long's face suddenly turned dull.I know, I know it must be this brainless guy who can think of a good thing in this way.

Looking for chicken?Looking for your sister!
"Teacher..." After a long while, tears welled up in Zhang Long's eyes, and he came to Luo Shuang with a sad face, and lamented: "You don't know what kind of virtue Nuo Wan'er is, can you believe her words? I would rather believe The river is flowing backwards, and Nuo Wan'er's words can't be believed, she never speaks out of her brain, no, she has no brains."

Luo Shuang's face turned serious, "Do you think it's appropriate to say that about your deskmate? Aren't you talking bad about people behind their backs? I think Wan'er is a very good girl, innocent, kind, and well-behaved." .”

"Uh..." Zhang Long was speechless, could Nuo Wan'er be innocent, kind, and well-behaved?So well-behaved that you want to study other people's bodies at every turn?So innocent and kind that she would let her dad beat her up at every turn?

Illusions are all illusions, just like a woman with makeup, it will be horrible when she gets wet.

"Since you are arguing with reason, then tell me honestly, what did hundreds of you guys go out for yesterday?" Seeing that Zhang Long was still unconvinced, Luo Shuang asked again.

"Cough." Zhang Long began to turn his head again, preparing to justify his name, "Well, teacher, didn't you just start school yesterday? It's been a long time since we haven't seen each other. The so-called never seeing each other is like three autumns. I miss you, and weep when we meet. Isn’t spring also here? In order to strengthen our friendship, everyone decided to follow the example of Liu Bang and come to Taoyuan for three knots. So we went to a mountain top, and the peach blossoms were in full bloom. The scene, the love, this life No regrets."

Zhang Long is prone to addiction as soon as he is fooled. Once addicted, he can't stop the car, and if he can't stop the car, he will easily go off track.In fact, bragging about things is the same as riding a bicycle on a mountain road. Don't be too swayed, it is easy to fall into the ditch once you are swayed.

Sure enough, Luo Shuang's fair and jade-like face turned gloomy, then slowly got up, picked up a book on the table, rolled it up again, and walked towards Zhang Long.

"Teacher, what I said is true. It's all so detailed, can't you hear it?" Zhang Long felt that something was wrong and started to back away.

"Make it up, make it up again! Before you brag, you didn't ask whether your material is correct! I'm so pissed off! Boom!" Luo Shuang suddenly speeded up, and the book rolled into a tube in his hand hit Zhang Long straight on the head.

Zhang Long grinned, and hurriedly stood up again with his head bowed in silence. Fortunately, his body is as hard as iron now. If Luo Shuang did this before, he would have stared at him.

"Return Liu Bang! The Taoyuan trio is about Liu Bei! Also, hehe..." Luo Shuang laughed angrily, "Tell me, how can there be peach blossoms in our Jiangcheng? The peach blossoms are overflowing, you!"

"Uh..." Zhang Long's eyes looking at the ground became dull again, and at the same time, he cursed Liu Bang and Liu Bei, the two people who were so stupid that they couldn't tell each other apart.

Obviously, this time the pretense failed successfully!
"Speak! Why did you go?" Taking a deep breath, suppressing the urge to hit someone, Luo Shuang sat back on the chair again.

Hearing this, Zhang Long raised his head slowly, lowered his eyelids, and stood upright, making an expression like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, and said: "Okay, we just went out to hunt for chickens collectively."

Of course Zhang Long couldn't tell the truth, he was afraid that the bloody scene last night would scare Luo Shuang, and at the same time he didn't want to cause trouble.

Luo Shuang's anger that had just calmed down flared up again, his face darkened immediately, he took a deep breath and shouted angrily, "Get out, get out!"

"Good teacher, goodbye, take care of yourself." Zhang Long raised his eyebrows, turned and left.

"Swoosh...boom." The book in Luo Shuang's hand flew out, hitting the back of Zhang Long's head.

Without blushing, Zhang Long bent over slowly, picked up the book, looked at Luo Shuang innocently and said, "Teacher, do you want your book? If you don't want it, I will take it away. Go to the toilet and play a big one!"

"You..." Luo Shuang stood up suddenly, raised her hand and pointed at Zhang Long, but found that her IQ was not enough to deal with this thick-skinned guy, so she took a few violent breaths and walked away. Go faster than Zhang Long.

Can't afford to provoke, can't afford to hide.

Looking at the empty office, Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders, and did not leave in a hurry, but tried the comfortable feeling on Luo Shuang's chair, and casually looked around on Luo Shuang's desk, In Nuo Wan'er's homework book, she drew a picture of a nude figure with a handle, then tore off a piece of paper from another homework book, wrote a note to Luo Shuang, and left leisurely.

"Teacher Luo Shuang:

I'm leaving, going to a distant place, don't worry about me, just look at the starry sky when the moon is full, maybe I'm looking at the starry sky too.

Ah... time flies.

But don't get me wrong, I'm not playing truant, let alone dropping out, I'm asking for leave, and I'm asking for a long, long leave.Seeing that I invited you to dinner a few years ago and said that I like you face to face, agree to my request for leave and keep my graduation certificate!

Don't get angry, there is no one to replace you when you get sick.In my heart, you will always be a good teacher who responds to every request, and you are definitely not those narrow-minded, small-minded, petty villain teachers!

I believe that my pair of 24-karat titanium alloy sparkling star eyes will not be misjudged.

Oh well, no more writing on paper is enough.My name is written on the back.

(with the back of the paper that was torn by the dog) Your most handsome student, Zhang Long. "

This is Zhang Long's request for leave, which was permanently stored by the University of Science and Technology in the Archives of Celebrities of the University of Science and Technology, and students from all walks of life were organized to observe it from time to time.

After reading it up and down several times, crossed out a few typos and marked them in pinyin, Zhang Long left satisfied.

Later, I heard that when Luo Shuang saw this leave note, she didn’t come to class for three days. People in the know broke the news that Luo Shuang exploded more than [-] sandbags at home, scaring her elderly parents to the hospital. stop.

After leaving Luo Shuang's office, Zhang Long went back to the classroom for no other reason than to question Nuo Wan'er for spreading rumors about Mao.

Nuo Wan'er's answer was that last night she saw a large number of Zhang Long's brothers rushing out of the school, so she wanted to follow, but they resolutely refused to let her follow. He insisted on following, and threatened to sue the teacher if he refused to let her follow.

In desperation, Wang Chao told her to go out to find chickens collectively, and clearly explained the multiple meanings of this chicken to Nuo Wan'er, who didn't understand well, and explained that Nuo Wan'er would be misunderstood if she followed her. Thinking that it was the chicken's interest, Nuo Wan'er gave up.

After listening to Nuo Wan'er's explanation, Zhang Long calmed down a bit, and immediately felt very balanced. Judging from the weird reason compiled by Wang Chaoyi, he is not the only one who has a transformational thinking in the University of Science and Technology.