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"Help clear things up? Let's hear it." Zhang Long frowned and said.

The smile became more and more mysterious. He raised his bear-like space suit gloves, waved them twice and said, "Instigate rebellion!"

"..." Zhang Long grinned, indicating that he didn't understand very well.

"The meaning of the Zhijian system is to let you have a hearty instigation in the Tianmozong, and then let them kill each other, and you will reap the benefits of the fisherman, isn't it great?"

Zhang Long's eyes lit up, he clapped his hands and said, "Good idea!"

Because of his excitement, he paused for a while, and then continued: "There are so many people in the Tianmo Sect, and they stay in this deep mountain and old forest all year round. Their heads are like elm trees. It's easy to instigate rebellion. If you can instigate a few masters, wow... Ka, when the time comes to clean them up, I will be like a tiger with wings added."

"Hehe, what's the matter, the Zhijian system is smart." Death to Cheap said proudly.

"Nonsense, it's fucking Rubik's Cube, of course it's smart." Zhang Long grinned, then frowned, and said thoughtfully, "However, instigating rebellion is a delicate task, so it needs to be carefully planned."

"Yeah." Shi Zhijian nodded and said with a serious look: "If you want to do something well, you must first understand it thoroughly. Do you understand this instigation?"

"Hehe," Zhang Long smiled evilly, "Are you instigating rebellion? To put it bluntly, it's just fooling around, and fooling you until the three views are subverted, which is the opposite."

"Then why are you fooling around?" Si Zhijian asked again.

Zhang Long took a breath, his eyes flashed with exquisiteness, he paused and said: "I don't know any other way to reverse people's three views, but I know that this kind of thing must come from the heart of a person. The first step is to confuse his heart. In this world, the most disturbing thing is love, or desire."

"Oh? It makes sense." Death Chijian agreed.

"Of course," Zhang Long regained his energy, puffed out his chest, and then started talking again, "The word lust is the root of all life, and it has been the cause of the interpretation of hundreds of millions of years of vicissitudes throughout the ages. Think about it, how many people have been separated from their wives and families by these two words? Into a psychiatric hospital? There are also those who jumped off the building and hanged themselves, and even spent money on transfiguration surgery. I stumbled, and I feel more and more that the power of this word should not be underestimated! It is the number one artifact in the universe."

"When you say that, I also feel really scared." In the sea of ​​knowledge, the dead Jianliu frowned slightly, and said with a thoughtful expression: "No wonder both Buddhism and Taoism have the deceitful saying that form is emptiness is form. "

"Hey..." Zhang Long's smile trembled wildly, "So, if you want to mess up the minds of people from the Heavenly Demon Sect, it's best to start with the word lust."

"Yeah." Shi Zhijian nodded again and again, "I think it's feasible. This day, the Demon Sect taboos the word "sensuality", presumably because they are afraid that people will be unstable and disobey the command of the high-level."

"Right!" Zhang Long praised again, "Unfortunately, they forgot a word of truth, the more you press down on something like desire, the bigger it gets, and the more you press down on love, the stronger it gets. Fengyue is fine, her mood is pure and clear, but as soon as she touches it, it's like a raw jade falling into a big dye vat, and her reaction is worse than that of ordinary people. The so-called difference between Buddha and demon is just a thought, and this thought is also related to lust!"

"Wow Kaka!" In the sea of ​​consciousness, starry eyes twinkled, and she sighed with admiration: "Zhang Long, you shouldn't have studied bioengineering, you should have studied psychology!"

"Hehe," Zhang Long smiled triumphantly, raised his hand and stroked the broken hair on his forehead, and said, "Don't praise me so much, man, it's better to be humble. In fact, I know myself best, no matter what field I am in. , I am a great talent!"

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Next, the two used cross talk to connect the entire universe from the big bang to the future multiplication of species for countless years with lust and psychological knowledge. In the end, they made up their minds, starting with these two words, A vigorous rebellion against Tianmozong.

Ever since, Zhang Long's natural shit-stirring traits finally found a big stage in this deep mountain and old forest. He was so excited that he didn't go to sleep, so he asked Death to make him invisible, and left the room without a sound.

The first target of instigating rebellion is the scum in Xinyitang. Although these people are probably useless if they instigate rebellion, they can still be used to practice their hands.

After disappearing, Zhang Long quietly went down the mountain, crossed the avenue guarded by the black clothes hall at the outer gate, and went to the place where the woman of the new clothes hall of the Tianmo sect lived.

The stealth function of the Zhijian system is awesome, not only hides the figure, but also hides the aura of cultivation, as if the spiritual power with the invisible function has wrapped him up, coming and going without a trace, without a sound No interest.

After wandering around the place where the woman in Xinyitang lived, Zhang Long found the spot in his mind. With a wicked smile on his face, Zhang Long touched it back and came to the ground where the men in Xinyitang were stationed.

Instead of going to other buildings, Zhang Long went directly to the stone house where the master of Xinyitang, Shen Qian, lived.

However, before Zhang Long entered the room, he saw the figure of Shen Qian, squatting under the wall of the stone house with a black face and a spark sparkling around his mouth.

Zhang Long's eyes widened immediately, your sister, this guy is actually smoking?

During these days, Zhang Long has already inquired about it. Tianmozong will send people to buy things outside every once in a while, but most of them are some daily necessities. Luxuries such as cigarettes are very scarce, and smoking is not allowed in Tianmozong. Yes, it is said that they are afraid of affecting the mental strength of those talented disciples. Those who are not talented like the Black Clothes Hall and the New Clothes Hall of the Outer Gate, even if they want to smoke, they have to smoke secretly, just like when they were in school.

Zhang Long hadn't smoked for a long time. Seeing the smoke from Shen Qian's mouth, he suddenly became addicted to cigarettes. He let Si Zhijian turn off the invisibility function, and strode towards Shen Qian.

The night was dark, there was no moon, but the sky was quite clear and full of stars.

Shen Qian squatted on the ground, staring at the starry sky with tearful eyes, muttering something while smoking a cigarette.

"Why, why am I Shen Qian not a genius?" His voice trembled, full of sadness and unwillingness.

"I, Shen Qian, look so handsome, so handsome!" He murmured again, and after saying one sentence, he emphasized again hysterically, "The brain is so smart, so smart! But why, why isn't it a genius? Could it be, could it be that Because my name doesn't sound good? Shen Qian, what a good name, it's not stingy, it's thrifty...the sky has no eyes..."

As he spoke, he broke down in sobs.

"Hey, give me a root." At this moment, Zhang Long's cold voice came.

"Clatter... bang... bang bang..."

Hearing Zhang Long's voice, Shen Qian didn't even care to lift his head, so he got up suddenly, his robe trembled and made a whistling sound, but because he was too flustered, he hit his back against the wall, but he still ignored it and threw it directly. He wiped out the cigarette butt in his hand, and then stepped up with a few feet to stamp out the cigarette butt.

After completing this set of actions, Shen Qian raised his head to look at Zhang Long, spread his hands and said with a puzzled face, "Senior Brother Long, why are you here? I don't smoke."

"Hasn't fucking smoked yet! Crack!" Zhang Long slapped him up, Shen Qian flicked his head, and fell heavily on the ground.

Just now Zhang Long was angry. It's a good cigarette, and I only smoked half of it. Your sister's name is Shen Qian, why is it so wasteful.

Shen Qian covered his face, and cried after standing up from the ground, tears streaming down his face, looking at Zhang Long with great aggrievedness, and said, "Senior Brother Long, please spare me, don't report it, you will kill me .”

"If you don't want me to report it, just give me one." Zhang Long stretched out a finger impatiently and ticked it off.

Seeing this, Shen Qian couldn't help being taken aback, blinked his eyes, and said in horror: "Senior Brother Long, do you also smoke? I heard from the elders that you talented seedlings are not allowed to smoke, because it will affect the future practice of the legend. The awesome piano skills in the movie."

"It's useless, get the cigarettes quickly, my mental power is invulnerable to all poisons, don't worry!" Zhang Long became even more impatient, and his voice became heavier.

"Wow..." Shen Qian's eyes showed a deep look of admiration. He completely lost the arrogance and viciousness he had treated Zhang Long a few days ago. His eyes were full of stars, he looked at Zhang Long shaking his head, and opened his mouth exaggeratedly. Sighed: "Senior Brother Long, I really admire you so much. My admiration for you at this moment is like the endless river..."

"Brother, slap!" Zhang Long slapped him again.

There is no way, Zhang Long has been smoking for many years, and his addiction to smoking is already very high. This has been controlled for several days, and it is already a good control if he does not feel uncomfortable digging the door.