God level funny comparison system

Early the next morning, Zhang Long went out wrapped in his red robe after washing up.

The broken hair on the forehead was still a little wet, and the whole person was full of vitality like the rising sun.

Instead of going to practice martial arts with the people from the Red Clothes Hall of the Outer Gate, Zhang Long just went to the third floor of the Martial Arts Training Ground in the back three, which is where the Black Clothes Hall of the Inner Gate practiced martial arts.

Although all members of the Tianmo Sect must practice martial arts every morning, due to Zhang Long's special status, the head of the Red Clothes Hall of the Outer Sect, Wen Tian, ​​naturally dare not meddle in his business, and the higher-ups have no time to estimate the daily life of the disciples of the Outer Sect. , so Zhang Long can blatantly come out and wander around.

"Wow, Brother Long, don't you need to practice martial arts?"

As they were walking, a Xinyitang slag who was cleaning the avenue looked at Zhang Longdao in surprise.

"Oh, no, it's all done." Zhang Long said lazily while taking square steps.

"Wow, you really are a genius, it will be done now." The slag stared wide-eyed, and shouted with stars in his eyes while carrying the broom.

"Low-key, low-key." Zhang Long smiled. Although he looked like a master, he could taste a wretched taste when he tasted it carefully.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, I couldn't bear to die so cheap, I rolled my beautiful eyes and said: "Zhang Long, it's early in the morning, can you be normal."

"You know what a fart." Zhang Long cursed in his heart, "This is called cultivating sentiment!"

"Sentiment your sister," she said, "I have lost my morals, so I will return my sentiments."

"To each other, you don't seem to have much integrity left, and it seems to have been forgotten in my eyes." Zhang Long retaliated leisurely.

"Hey! Are you forcing me to delete your memory?" You were extremely angry.

"Come on, come on, haha, if the old man of the Zhijian system agrees with you to do this, I have no objection." Zhang Long imitated his death as a child, shaking his head and laughing.

The deadly face suddenly darkened, her pretty face flushed with anger, and her eyes were full of murderous intent.

"Oh, don't be angry, I'm a very magnanimous person, don't I just see you naked, and I will strip you naked at night to let you see enough, ahaha..." Zhang Long responded with a tooth for a tooth. As low as death, I always say that I am magnanimous.

"Hehe," Shi Zhijian laughed, with a sinister and weird smile, "Young man, your skin is itchy, isn't it?"

"Cut, don't scare me with electric current at every turn, I'm already immune. Do you dare to be a little creative?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes in disdain.

"You want to be creative, don't you?" Si Zhijian raised his scallioned jade fingers, brushed his long black hair, raised his willow eyebrows and said, "You want to be creative, okay, just wait, auntie, I will let you know why the flowers are so beautiful." It's so red."

"Red your uncle!"

……

The two pinched each other like this until Zhang Long came to the back mountain where he practiced martial arts in the black clothes hall of the inner gate.

The entire mountain is only in the morning, when the terraced fields are the most obvious. From the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain, every once in a while, there will be a group of people practicing martial arts. The clothes are also black and red, embellishing the whole mountain. A piece of black and red color, the color fluctuates like clouds, making the whole mountain look like it is moving.

Inner Gate Black Clothes Hall, headed by Lin Shimin, a total of less than [-] men in black are practicing martial arts on the flat ground on both sides of the avenue at the back of the mountain. The silvery white sword light is flying all over the sky, and the sound of swishing through the air and the sword light falling to the ground The sound of thumping on the Internet is endless.

Zhang Long glanced over the thirty or so people, and then his eyes fell on the only woman who stood still on a high place, but looked at the practice of the men in black on both sides.

The woman was dressed in a black robe, covered with gold lines and filled with bloody skulls.

Although the black robe fluttered slightly, it was difficult to conceal the exquisite figure. It looked thin, but the plump place was not bad at all. To describe it in eight words, it was white and beautiful, with a protruding front and a raised back.

His face is also quite beautiful, not like the murderous and awe-inspiring appearance of other Tianmo sect disciples. His brows are light and approachable, and his eyes are extremely soft.

With light eyebrows, a face without makeup, and without that strange black robe, this woman has the feeling of a big sister next door.

In terms of age, Zhang Long seems to be one or two years older than Zhang Long, but this is not a problem. When Zhang Long was a playboy, there was a famous saying that Zhang Long used to say, "No more than ten years old, no less than ten years old, as long as you look good, you are fine." Take it!
Obviously, this is Lin Shimin, the head of the Black Clothes Hall.

"Wow! The weather is good today!" Looking up at the blue sky, Zhang Long suddenly yelled, and then arrogantly shook his head, raised his chest, smiled like a spring breeze, and narrowed his eyes slightly. Locking on Lin Shimin with a smooth but not greasy, uncertain gaze, he strode over.

That pace, from a close look, looks like Bao Gong appearing on the stage, and from a distance, it looks like a gorilla looking for food, anyway, just one word, domineering!
As a result, less than 30 people on both sides of the avenue stopped practicing martial arts, and turned their eyes to Zhang Long, and after the first moment their eyes touched Zhang Long, there was a sense of disgust in their eyes. .

"Cough," Zhang Long coughed in his heart, and took the initiative to explain to Shi Zhijian: "This is a mistake. I haven't picked up girls all the year round, and I'm a little rusty."

Shi Zhijian rolled his eyes greatly, not wanting to argue with him.

"Ahaha..." Seeing people's unkind faces, Zhang Long quickly withdrew his beating expression, changed into a villain, and ran up to Lin Shimin with a coquettish smile.

"Hehe, it was just a joke. This beauty is the famous Miss Lin Shimin, the head of the black clothes hall in the inner gate, right?" Standing in front of Lin Shimin, Zhang Long smiled charmingly.

Lin Shimin frowned, although her eyes were calm, there was still a trace of coldness emanating from her body.

"It's me, what's the matter? Who are you?" Lin Shimin said indifferently.

"Don't you know?" Zhang Long stared, and spread his hands exaggeratedly, "The genius who was promoted to the Red Clothes Hall at the Outer Gate as soon as he came, Long Zaitian!"

As he spoke, he pointed to the sky specifically.

"Say something quickly." Lin Shimin's voice increased, obviously not interested in how strong Ma Long was in God's midwinter.

"Hey." Zhang Long smirked again, and at this moment, in his sea of ​​knowledge, there was a touch of mischief in his deadly eyes.

"Well, in fact, Xiaosheng has admired Ms. Lin for a long time. He couldn't eat during the day, couldn't sleep at night, tossed and turned, and couldn't hold back..."

Zhang Long was rubbing his hands and talking, and when he was talking, his eyes suddenly became blank, and his body froze for a while, but he immediately regained his composure, and did not attract the attention of others.

However, Zhang Long regained his composure, in the eyes of the people around him, it was the same as suddenly wanting to die.

"I really can't hold back the admiration in my heart, so..." His eyes regained their flexibility, but he suddenly looked at Lin Shimin's chest, his voice became thinner and softer, and when he finished speaking, his hands rubbed together Suddenly, he leaned out and pinched Lin Shimin's chest with a thud.

pinch it!The force was so great that Lin Shimin's two things were deformed.

"hiss……"

The surrounding audience stared at each other, gasped, grinned two rows of white teeth in unison, and put their heads in their necks.

Fuck you!Did this guy suddenly have a convulsion?Don't know who is standing in front of him?

In broad daylight, bright and bright, traditional virtues, shameless!

And the more deadly ones are yet to come.

Zhang Long grabbed his chest and squeezed it hard twice before letting go. He looked at his paws, then looked up at Lin Shimin and said, "Sister, you seem to be covered with silicone, right? Not good wow."

"Om..."

Lin Shimin's face darkened and she trembled!
Under the violent shaking of her delicate body, fine ripples appeared around her body, she was angry, and she had never been so angry since she was a child, and this early in the morning, she met a fool!

But at this moment, Zhang Long's body froze briefly again, and then his eyes suddenly became loose and then suddenly concentrated, as if returning to his soul.

"Damn it, I've caused trouble." Looking up again, looking at Lin Shimin with a murderous look on his face, Zhang Long murmured.

"Giggle...haha...ahhaha..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, Si Zhijian was lying in the darkness wearing a space suit, beating the darkness vigorously, and laughing wildly without restraint.

"Death to hell, I'm an idiot! You're fucking playing with me again!" Zhang Long finally understood that those horrible words and actions before were obviously controlled by him.

"Haha..." The saliva of the deadly smile spread, but he did not forget to return Zhang Long: "Now you know how powerful my sister is? Haha... If a tiger doesn't send cats, you really think your sister is dying! Have fun with your Miss Lin Come on, sister, laugh for a while. Ahaha..."

The communication with Death Zhijian was extremely short. At this moment, Lin Shimin was still trembling in an explosive manner. The energy in her body became stronger and stronger, and the long sword in her hand made a groaning sound, as if she was about to drink blood.

"Hehe," looking at Lin Shimin's darkened face, Zhang Long gave a dry laugh, waved his hands, and said calmly, "Miss Lin, I misunderstood, it was definitely a misunderstanding. I thought, just now, that you were a You're a man, so you can't help it..."

"Hiss..." The people around gasped again, their eyes widened, they stared at Zhang Long and shouted in their hearts, this pervert is still a broken sleeve, and he likes to pinch a man's chest?