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A dozen or so people surrounded Zhang Long and Shen Qian, sucking their breath and staring at the stove in front of them.

The stove polished by the black rock is very flat, and five bowls of braised pork are placed on the stove, and five small bowls are placed next to each other, like a huge plum blossom in full bloom.

The braised pork is transparent in color, smooth but not greasy. Although it is meat, it looks like a crystal clear rose crystal, with a tangy aroma that makes people salivate.

Zhang Long was rolling up his cuffs, holding a large spoon in his hand, looking at the braised pork in front of him with a satisfied smile on his face.

"Senior Brother Long, I really can't describe my admiration for you. You can cook? And you cook so shockingly? This braised pork is simply a work of art!" Shen Qian stared at the side , I can't wait to rush to taste this braised pork right away.

Zhang Long smiled lightly, not wanting to explain further, threw the spoon away, felt in his bosom, and took out the two injections.

While spraying the rose red liquid in the injection evenly on the five bowls of braised pork, Zhang Long asked, "Has the dinner from Moyitang been delivered?"

"Oh, no, didn't you let them get it by themselves?" Shen Qian swallowed, but kept his eyes on the braised pork, and asked again, "Senior Brother Long, what's in the needle in your hand? Spices? "

Everyone around was taking a deep breath, and a blush slowly appeared on their faces.

The rose-colored liquid was sprinkled on the braised pork, making the five bowls of braised pork look even more beautiful, and at the same time, there was a special taste in the aroma, a soul-stirring, soul-stirring taste .

"This is poison." Zhang Long smiled evilly.

"Poison, poison?" Shen Qian's eyes widened, and everyone behind him took a step back and looked at Zhang Long in horror.

They already knew that the braised pork was specially prepared by Zhang Long for the Magic Clothes Hall. Although they guessed that it was fraudulent, they still didn't expect that Zhang Long would poison the people of the Magic Clothes Hall.

"Hehe, don't be nervous." Putting away the two empty needles, Zhang Long turned his head and glanced at the crowd with a light smile, with a melodious and melodious voice, "After tonight, the Heavenly Demon Sect will no longer be the previous Heavenly Demon Sect. You should know how to do it." Bar?"

Hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, Shen Qian turned around and looked at his companion beside him for a few times, then gasped, looked at Zhang Long in horror and said: "Long, senior brother Long, don't you think so."

"I'm going to kill Mengque, and all the disciples of the Demon Sect who are standing on Mengque's side." Zhang Long's face suddenly became gloomy, and the energy in his body was restless, making the dark room faintly glow with azure blue light in entanglement.

"Plop!" Shen Qian fell to his knees on the ground, the horror in his eyes turned bitter, and he looked at Zhang Long and cried, "Senior Brother Long, don't kill me, you know, I've always stood by your side Side! Isn't it, you guys prove it to me!"

A miserable voice came out, and the rest of the dozen or so scumbags in the Xinyi Hall also fell to their knees with a crash, and all shouted: "Brother Long, please forgive me, we are all for you!"

As disciples of Xinyitang, they don't know how powerful Zhang Long is, nor how powerful the entire Tianmo sect is. They only know that Zhang Long is the most amazing genius they have ever seen, and he is the most approachable and He took them to see the most beautiful scenery in the world and saved their lives.

Based on these friendships, of course he has to stand by Zhang Long's side.

"Ha, this is the best, get up, I said it earlier, I am very easy-going. Go and see why those bastards in the magic clothing hall don't come to get food?" Zhang Long raised his eyebrows happily. laughed.

Shen Qian wiped off his cold sweat and stood up, frowning and said: "The people in the Magic Clothes Hall are very arrogant. We usually give them to others, so there is no reason for anyone to pick them up. How about we take this food with them?" Bring the braised pork to them and poison them to death."

"No." Zhang Long shook his hand, "Would it be safe to eat when they come over and pick it up by themselves?"

"Oh..." Shen Qian stared, nodded suddenly, and suddenly showed excitement: "Senior Brother Long, this is called playing hard to get. Haha, I'm good at this. You can watch my performance later."

Zhang Long grinned, wondering what this normally trembling guy could do.

"Is there any mistake!" At this moment, there was a rude scolding sound, and immediately a gust of wind broke into the kitchen, and a man in black, gold and red robes and a long sword in his hand walked in. .

A devil-like man with a black robe, a golden skull, blood-colored eyes, and a one-piece hat on his head. The hat is also black, except for a skull embroidered with gold thread on the front, which also has blood-colored eyes.

The evil spirit emanating from that body lowered the temperature of the entire room a lot.

"Why don't you deliver food to the Magic Clothes Hall? Are you looking for death?" The man in black stood still in the middle of the room, shook his long sword, and shouted sharply.

The sword edge trembled, making a sharp buzzing sound, the cold light shone, and the voice containing tyrannical energy made the void tremble, faintly as if there was an invisible beast roaring in a low voice.

Except for Shen Qian and Zhang Long, everyone else retreated instinctively, their faces turned pale, and they looked at the man in black in horror from the corner of the wall.

As for Shen Qian who was standing beside Zhang Long, Zhang Long could clearly feel his legs trembling and his teeth chattering.However, Shen Qian did not withdraw this time, but took a few steps forward.

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, please forgive me, we didn't mean it, I'll send it to you!" Shen Qian cried out with two lines of tears, and then hurried to another stove, took out the As soon as he received the rice and vegetables, he pretended to take them out, but when he picked up the dishes and was about to leave, he deliberately glanced at the braised pork in front of Zhang Long, and sucked a lot of saliva.

The man in black frowned, followed Shen Qian's gaze and looked at Zhang Long involuntarily. He just glanced at Zhang Long lightly, and then his eyes fell on the five bowls of braised pork.

For a moment, the eyes of the man in black lit up, he rushed over without thinking, pushed Zhang Long away, and stood in front of the five bowls of braised pork.

Looking at the braised pork piled up like rose petals, the man in black couldn't help taking a deep breath, and then angrily shouted: "How dare you steal it? Are you dying?"

"Ah? No, no, this, this... Brother, please forgive me..." Shen Qian stared, shouted incoherently, and then cried again with trembling legs.

"Take all these to the Magic Clothes Hall! Otherwise, you will all die! Also, in the future, make more of these things and send them all to the Magic Clothes Hall!"

Turning his head and glanced coldly at everyone present, the man in black yelled fiercely.

"Yes, we don't dare to steal food from now on, and send them all to the Magic Clothes Hall! What the hell are you still doing, take them away!" Chen Qian confessed to himself with tears streaming down his face, Then he turned his head and greeted the bunch of terrified Xinyitang scumbags.

Ever since, the five bowls of braised pork with seasonings were sent to the magic clothing hall on the mountain by Shen Qian and Xinyitang.

Seeing the backs of everyone walking out of the kitchen one after another, Zhang Long grinned lightly, his superb eyes were full of evil charms, like poisonous snakes, trying to tear the dark night apart.

Of course, there is no doubt about the food that Moyitang snatched by himself. With Zhang Long's cooking skills, he can guarantee that the wolves of Moyitang will definitely eat every drop of the braised pork.

I hope Dynasty's Destroyer will not be too disappointing.

Everything is in place, just waiting for the time.

Zhang Long returned to his room, and made Death to reveal the invisible Tianmoqin, then sat at the stone table, placed the Tianmoqin on the table, quietly waiting for time to pass .

The night quickly enveloped the earth. At first it was pitch black, and then gradually the stars spread all over. When the moon rose, the world became brighter again.

In the strange and barren mountain area, there are shadows and shadows, continuous ups and downs, and the strange mountains are like countless dormant giant beasts, quietly listening to the rustling of the surrounding flowers and plants.

It seemed quiet, but in the invisible darkness, there seemed to be countless vicious things crawling, ready to jump out and kill all directions.

Zhang Long wanted to wait until midnight before doing anything. At that time, it is estimated that the people in the Elder Deacon Hall and the Dharma Protector Hall would have fallen asleep in a state of exhaustion.

I wanted to be a handsome man in such a quiet way, until the moment of action at midnight, Zhang Long sat on the bed and even made a deep expression, but it was completely ruined by a phone call from Nuo Wan'er.

"Zhang Long, why don't you play the piano? Is the voice too low? We can't hear it here. I seem to go over to see what the Heavenly Demon Sect is like." On the phone, Nuo Wan'er's immature voice was full of laughter. It means impatient.

"Fuck, why are you here too?" Zhang Long grinned, depressed.

"Oh, Teacher Luo Shuang asked me to come over and monitor those boys, saying that if they dared to lie to Teacher Luo and didn't take you back, they would go back and report to her. I asked Ma Han and the others to drive me here. It's so far away from Jiangcheng, the journey is so boring..." Nuo Wan'er said truthfully.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes blankly, he didn't want to hear what Nuo Waner said later.

"Oh, it's not important. The important thing is, why haven't you acted yet? I'm almost falling asleep, and those boys are muttering and don't know what they are talking about, and they don't want to play with me." Suddenly, Nuo Wan'er Said anxiously again.

"If you take off your clothes, they will play with you." Hearing the lewd laughter of Ma Han and the others faintly coming from the other side of the phone, Zhang Long said angrily.

"Damn pervert, go to hell! Hang up!" Nuo Wan'er froze for a moment, then screamed at the phone and hung up.

Zhang Long stared at the phone and sighed, feeling that the scene tonight was too big.