God level funny comparison system

Something soft and springy, with a heady aroma.

With his head down, Zhang Long didn't feel that this was a good thing, but instead had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Looking up, sure enough, Luo Shuang's long hair was tied behind his head, he was wearing a white shirt and black and blue skirt, and he was looking at it with a smile.

"Sleep well." Luo Shuang said, without changing his smile, and even winked at Zhang Long.

Zhang Long's hands trembled immediately, he blinked repeatedly, forced himself to remain calm, and said with a dry smile, "Ha, it's okay, but I feel a little urgent to pee in the middle of the night, and I don't want to get up. It’s easy to sprinkle it on the bed, oh, it’s very tangled, the most tangled thing in the world. But then I thought of a way, I used my powerful cultivation base, and the urine in my body gave it an all-round three-dimensional Compression style, and then fell asleep, and had a sweet dream."

Damn it, Zhang Long himself doesn't know what he is talking about, there is no way, this is the so-called guilty conscience.

I still remember that I was impulsive at the time, so I wrote a broken note to Luo Shuang casually, and then disappeared for nearly a month. As a teacher, as a very responsible person and very self-motivated, the key is The beautiful teacher who really cares about face has the heart to kill Zhang Long.

Sure enough, just after Zhang Long finished speaking, Luo Shuang's face turned dark before his wise and powerful brain could think of any new words.

Tenteng's murderous intent rushed towards his face, and Zhang Long's congested head immediately cleared up. After waiting for his eyes, he mumbled with his toothbrush in his mouth, "Teacher, don't be angry. Give me 3 minutes, and Ma Shan will go to class!"

"Whoosh..." The voice was still echoing, and Zhang Long had already rushed to the water room with his toothbrush in his mouth. While running, he squeezed a ball of shampoo and pressed it on his head.

Luo Shuang's face was dark, and his eyes burning with anger looked in the direction Zhang Long ran away. In the water room with the door open, Zhang Long was brushing his teeth with one hand and rubbing his head with the other hand for a few seconds. Then he stuck his head under the faucet, turned on the faucet and flushed his head with a splash.

However, Zhang Long rushed into the toilet with his wet head on his head. Although Luo Shuang couldn't see at this time, he could still hear the sound, which was the sound of Zhang Long urinating and the toothbrush rubbing against his teeth. Loud noise.

After urinating, Zhang Long lifted his trousers with one hand and continued to brush his teeth with the other. Then he ran out of the toilet and entered the water room next door. After rinsing his mouth, Zhang Long ran out again. He rubbed the vest on his head randomly, then ran back to the dormitory, put on his coat, and stood in front of Luo Shuang with a clatter.

"Teacher, it's done. I promise it will not exceed 3 minutes." Looking at Luo Shuang seriously, Zhang Long vowed.

Looking at Zhang Long's hair that was still dripping and shaped like a bird's nest, Luo Shuang burst out laughing, what a treasure!

"Ha, you look very pretty when you smile, you are such a beautiful woman, why are you so sullen every day." Zhang Long climbed up the pole, feeling flustered again.

"Shua!" Luo Shuang's face darkened again.

Zhang Long's face also stiffened accordingly, as if there was an invisible connection mechanism between the two, one person changed his face, and the other followed it with great precision.

Lowering his head slightly, Zhang Long set his eyes on Luo Shuang's fair and round calf, but he didn't dare to have any evil thoughts in his heart.

"Tell me, why have you been there for so long?" Luo Shuang stared at Zhang Long's head, gritted his silver teeth and asked.

She was really angry. After seeing the broken note left by Zhang Long last time, not only did she almost run away, but even the principal Wei Haichen was so angry that he almost died.

Kewu University is very strict. Generally, few students ask for leave. Although the head teacher can sign the leave slip, the leave slip must be handed over to the principal for review.

Luo Shuang also had no choice, since Zhang Long was gone, she could only show the torn note to Wei Haichen, and then Wei Haichen ignored her for a week, one head was four big, and he was furious every day, always complaining that his head hurts.

It’s fine if someone else asks for leave. The key point is that Zhang Long is a key training target of Kewu University. If you ask for leave, you can just ask for it. I have never seen such a leave. The sentence is nasty, Shen Ma, you also look at the starry sky, and I also look at the starry sky, Shen Ma, the student you dream of, is like a farewell love letter, perverted!

During that period of time, Luo Shuang was really tortured by the leave note. While enduring the anger of the principal and the content of the leave note, he exploded more than 20 sandbags and shocked his parents. After going to the hospital, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Zhang Long again at this moment, if possible, Luo Shuang really wants to strip this kid and pull him out to expose him to the sun for three days.

"Uh..." Hearing Luo Shuang asked the key point, Zhang Long's eyeballs whirled, and then he thought about it, and suddenly raised his head, with a deep expression on his handsome face, and said in an extremely magnetic and hoarse voice: " Teacher, I just went out to practice."

"Hmph." Luo Shuang smiled lightly, tilted his head, crossed his arms, and looked at Zhang Long with a smile. She wanted to see how bold this kid was and what tricks he could make.

"Teacher, we are going to be a sophomore soon, and we will graduate in two years. The reality is cruel, and the competition is fierce! My heart, I have been feeling uneasy since the first day of school."

Zhang Long grinned, and began to fool around with a sad expression on his face.

"I was very confused at the time, and I thought, why am I so disturbed every day? Why? This is a problem. Later, I figured it out. It was because of graduation. I didn't know how to go in the future to be worthwhile. , I don't even know where my way is."

"So, I went looking for a way. Teacher, don't you feel the tragedy of a strong man gone forever from the leave note I gave you?"

"But don't worry, teacher. Now I'm not confused. I'm very clear-headed. After walking around outside, I realized a truth. As you know, my thinking has always been very close to the truth. When I understand it, it's easier to understand. Others are much faster."

Speaking of this, Zhang Long raised one hand, waving it between Luo Shuang's eyebrows, squinting his eyebrows, then took a deep breath, and said righteously: "Exactly! There are all kinds of wonders in the world! All roads lead to Rome!" If you are a man, you will go down one hundred floors. I will not go to hell, whoever loves will go down! A man should be self-improvement, tears should not be flicked lightly, and hair is terrible, let the storm come more violently. Let you fight and the stars move, I am still standing still, facing the sea, and the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming! Hey teacher, what's wrong with you? Don't breathe like this, it's easy to lack oxygen."

What Zhang Long said was impassioned, cadenced, and full of anger, but suddenly he found that Luo Shuang was taking a deep breath, his face turned white and red, red and white again.

Ignoring Zhang Long's concerns, Luo Shuang laughed angrily, tilted his head to stare at Zhang Long with a trembling voice, and said with a strange smile: "You are really thoughtful."

"Ha, teacher, don't praise me like that. Pride makes people fall behind." Zhang Long laughed dryly.

"Hehe..." Luo Shuang gritted her teeth as if she was crying, and said, "I went out to practice, where did I go to practice? In the mountains? With hundreds of people roasting sparrows? Almost burned the vegetation of a mountain? Is this your experience? You also got the truth of life from it?"

"Damn it!" Zhang Long was stunned for a moment, his heart was shocked, how could Luo Shuang know this?
"Why didn't you talk? How about the energy of your speech just now?" Seeing that Zhang Long was sluggish, Luo Shuang's smile finally got a little smug, then suddenly sank down, raised his hand and slapped the back of Zhang Long's head, furious at the same time Said: "Take hundreds of people to roast sparrows and burn a mountain. You are killing living beings, crack!"

"what……"

Zhang Long, who was still distracted, was slapped and flew away. He staggered forward a few steps, then turned around and looked at Luo Shuang who was chasing him, and shouted: "Teacher, teacher, I was wrong. Don't be an example! Ah..."

"The teacher is really wrong. Damn, who told you that there are no roasted sparrows. You misunderstood. There are so many sparrows! Ah... Teacher, you really beat..."

Shouting while running, Zhang Long and Luo Shuang soon rushed out of the dormitory building. When they went downstairs, they found that the entrance of the building was surrounded by students, and they were all quiet, just like the audience watching a movie on the set. That guy obviously has been waiting to see the show for a long time.

Seeing Zhang Long and Luo Shuang running down, the crowd automatically parted ways, watching Zhang Long go away with expressions of silence.

Zhang Long ran all the way to the classroom. It was the morning recess activity. Fortunately, there were many people in the classroom he was in. After Zhang Long ran in, he acted as if nothing happened. This book pretends to learn.

The other students just glanced at him adoringly, and went about their own business. Everyone had already become accustomed to Zhang Long's wonderful deeds, so when Luo Shuang angrily threatened to go to the boys' dormitory to find Zhang Long, they Did not follow out.

Luo Shuang soon followed her in, her pretty face flushed like a Vulcan, but seeing that there were too many people in the classroom, it was hard to show off her power in front of her students, so she stared at Zhang Long, turned and went to the office went.

"Nuo Wan'er, you bitch," as soon as Luo Shuang walked away, Zhang Long put the book on the table with a slap, and turned to stare at the drowsy Nuo Wan'er, cursing, "Is it you?" Tell the teacher that I brought hundreds of people outside to roast sparrows, and set fire to the forest? Burn your sister, burn, get mad!"