God level funny comparison system

"Zhang Long, I've seen a cheap guy before, but I've never seen a cheap guy like you." Wu Fan couldn't make a move after speaking.

After a short pause, he looked at the three beauties of Lin Yanran again, and said one by one: "Yanran, Yu Wenqin and Nuo Wan'er, I advise you to stay away from this pervert, he is shamelessly lying to you, don't you see?" Won't you come out?"

"I really don't know what girls think nowadays, why they like to be with perverts so much." A young man echoed.

"Don't talk nonsense." Wu Fan yelled at his subordinates, then looked at Yu Wenqin, with a gentle smile on his face, "Qin'er, you can see now that Zhang Long is a shameless bastard, and what he did recently Haven't you heard of those perverted things? Why should you go with this kind of person. "

"That's right, it's better to follow our Angkor."

"That's right, our Angkor is handsome, let alone his family background, and unlike that pervert, he is a waste of both science and martial arts."

"Student Yu Wenqin, be our boss' girlfriend."

"Be our boss' girlfriend..."

More than a dozen people started to talk one by one, and the surrounding students started booing. For a while, Zhang Long and the others became the focus of the entire cafeteria.

Seeing so many people booing, Yu Wenqin's beautiful face had a faint murderous look, Lin Yanran quickly took Yu Wenqin's jade hand, thinking of Zhang Long's words in her heart, this girl seems to have a tendency to violence.

Zhang Long was even angrier. It was already a headache for these three girls to get along peacefully. These bastards were lucky, but they were still making sarcastic remarks and booing. Aren't they sincerely making trouble?

"Is it boring? Let me play a joke for you." Suddenly, Zhang Long stood up, grabbed a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes in front of Nuo Xiaowan and said.

"What are you going to do?" Lin Yanran hurriedly pulled Zhang Long back, looking at the ferocious look in Zhang Long's eyes, she said worriedly: "There are too many of them, so don't cause trouble."

"Don't worry." Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long lowered his head to look at Lin Yanran, forced a smile on his face and said, "I'm a waste, how can I beat others? If I come out to mess around, I have to rely on my brain, I won't ask for it Bitter."

"Haha...to admit that he is a waste, haha..." Huo Lei laughed exaggeratedly.

"Can you still play a joke?" Nuo Wan'er muttered.

"Brain?" Yu Wenqin was also taken aback for a moment, wondering if Zhang Long would use his extraordinary brain to deal with these annoying guys again.

Lin Yanran looked worried, and for a moment, the three women all looked at Zhang Long.

Zhang Long carried the tomato and egg to the table where Wu Fan and Huo Lei were.

"That's right, those who know the current affairs are heroes." Seeing Zhang Long walking over with a plate of dishes, and with a humble smile on his face, Wu Fan smiled coldly, sat up straight, and assumed a superior posture. Long came to apologize.

After all, without Ma Han, Zhang Long alone is definitely no match for him and Huo Lei.

"That's right!" Huo Lei became even more frightened, his back was facing Zhang Long, and he also turned his head at this moment, squinting at Zhang Long and said, "The trash can feel at ease as a trash, twittering all day long, playing perverted to find a sense of presence, is it interesting?" ? However, if you want me to let you go just by taking a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, it’s too much..."

"Clap!"

Before Huo Lei could finish speaking, the tomato and egg in Zhang Long's hand fell on his face.

"Hiss..." Looking at the red and yellow soup flowing down Huo Lei's fat face under the porcelain plate, the surrounding students gasped.

The scene was quiet all of a sudden, only the sound of sucking air-conditioning formed a cold wind.

Wu Fan was also stunned, staring at the plate on Huo Lei's face, unable to react for a while.

"Ah...it's cool now." Zhang Long shook his head, looked up to the sky and sighed, then turned around and walked towards the entrance of the cafeteria. He walked faster and faster, and ran wildly after three steps.

"Oh ah……"

A few seconds later, Huo Lei went crazy. His whole fat body was trembling violently, the plate on his face fell off automatically, revealing a big face full of eggs and tomatoes, his round eyes widened. Bloody clenched his fists and opened his mouth to roar.

"Zhang Long...I'm going to kill you!" shouted again, Huo Lei got up and chased after him, the tomatoes and eggs all over his face scattered in all directions.

Afterwards, Wu Fanyi and a dozen others got up one after another and chased after Zhang Long.

The whole cafeteria was suddenly chaotic, more than a dozen people came running, making rumbling footsteps, and the wind was loud, some jumped onto the table and ran on the table, the crackling sound was endless, many plates on the table were lifted turn.

On Lin Yanran's table, Lin Yanran, Yu Wenqin, and Nuo Xiaowan all looked dull, with their mouths slightly open, looking at each other.

After discovering that group of people chased them out of the cafeteria, Nuo Xiaowan finally understood and nodded and murmured: "Oh... I see, so this is just a joke, it's really funny."

"Is this what he said about relying on brains?" Yu Wenqin locked her brows deeply, and Zhang Long's brains were so tender on the outside. What kind of shit is this genius brains? When he goes up, he hits people with plates and needs brains ?

"Stop talking, go out and have a look, Zhang Long will suffer." Lin Yanran was the one who cared about Zhang Long the most, so she rushed out first after speaking, followed by Yu Wenqin and Nuo Wan'er.

Zhang Long had already run out of the cafeteria. There were too many opponents, and their stamina was much higher than his own. Even if he used the skill card of the Spirit Snake Sword Technique, he might not be able to beat him. It would be more reliable to run away.

Outside the cafeteria, there are many buildings, scattered gardens, and criss-cross paths. After making a few turns, Zhang Long headed straight for the school gate.

The sound of the wind whizzed past his ears, making a noise, and the roar of Huo Lei's people behind him could be faintly heard, but there was no smile on Zhang Long's face.

The scenery on both sides of the road was speeding, becoming a little trance, just like Zhang Long's mood at the moment.

How had he, Zhang Long, been chased so embarrassingly?Running like a stray dog?
Although he hasn't been chased yet, even though he smashed Huo Lei with tomatoes and eggs just now, it seems that he has won, but he knows in his heart that the plate of tomatoes and eggs is a sign of powerlessness, and the real strong should step on the opponent. Step down, ask him if he is convinced!Instead of running away as if it was cheap like it is now, what is this, clown?
Feeling the wind in his ears, Zhang Long's mouth twitched into a wry smile.

When he was a child, he was the bully of the whole school, he was unhappy to see him want to take a detour, and he was happy to see him want to flatter him.At that time, he thought he was the greatest hero in the world.

But when he grew up and went to junior high school, everyone else was practicing martial arts, but Zhang Long didn't. He thought that everyone else was just like him, smiling all day and doing nothing.

It wasn't until one day that Zhang Long suddenly realized that he could no longer beat the former defeated generals, and then he suddenly realized that most of the people had already surpassed him.

Therefore, when he entered high school, Zhang Long seldom fought with his hands, and he became even more playful and smiling. It wasn't that his temper improved, but that he knew that he couldn't fight, so there was no need to embarrass him.

I also thought about working hard to practice martial arts, but I couldn't hold back the face. The biggest hero in the world still needs to spend time practicing martial arts?More importantly, he couldn't stand people's stares. In people's eyes, Zhang Long had always been the strongest one without doing anything, but now he wanted to practice martial arts hard?
Therefore, Zhang Long gave up his efforts again and again in front of face. Over time, he became numb, and told himself that there is no need to work hard in life, eating, drinking and having fun.

As a result, the gap between him and everyone was even greater, until he met the Zhijian system.

In the past few months, under the ravages of the Zhijian system, his self-righteous face has long been lost. Now in the eyes of everyone, he is a pervert who is ignorant, a waste of science and martial arts.

The face I care about the most is gone, and I have nothing, so what are you afraid of?
"Hehe...ahhaha..."

The scenery on both sides was still flying, but Zhang Long smiled like a sad idiot, with tears in his eyes.

The words that his grandfather had warned him resurfaced in the depths of his dusty memory, and at this moment, they hit his numb heart one after another.

Grandpa said: A man should be fearless, and he should be stronger than the heaven and the earth.

Grandpa said: In life, no matter what you pursue, you must always have a pursuit. If you have a purpose, you will not be confused, and if you have a purpose, you will be persistent.

And when you start to persist, it doesn't matter whether you achieve your goal, because if you persist, you will have no regrets.

Zhang Long felt that the quiet blood was boiling in his still young heart.

When the blood boils, nothing matters, I am me!
I can't pretend anymore, it's time to face it.

Looking forward, the school gate was not far away, and Zhang Long's gaze became extremely concentrated, more concentrated than ever before.

In the Sea of ​​Consciousness, the little girl stood in the endless dark void, only her petite body exuded a gleam of light, illuminating that long pink and white dress extremely gorgeously.

Feeling the change in Zhang Long's mood, she smiled gratifiedly at the corner of her mouth. The gratification was far beyond the maturity that a five or six-year-old girl could have.

But behind Zhang Long, Wu Fan and Huo Lei who were chasing after him, no matter what changes in Zhang Long's temperament, the two of them would explode in anger.