God level funny comparison system

Zhang Long never thought about entering Kewu University, he was completely forced by his father. At that time, his father told him: "I have worked hard to get the quota for entering Kewu University. If you don't go, believe it or not, I will break your leg every minute?"

Seeing his father's gloomy face, as if he was about to lift the golf club, Zhang Long could only admit his cowardice.

As for why his father insisted on letting him come to this school, Zhang Long knew it well, it was all because the name of this damn school was too famous!
In the eyes of parents, this Kewu University and another Huajie University are the cradles of talents. It seems that as long as they enter one of them, their children will definitely be among the most eye-catching figures in China and even in the world in the future!

Zhang Long was surprised. If there is such a powerful school, what is the purpose of setting up a mental hospital? If they are involved in these two universities, wouldn't they all become talents!
Unlike the parents, in the eyes of the children, this place is a living hell.

How many children fainted from crying when they heard that they were going to be sent to Kewu University or Huajie University.

I have to say that the strict and perverted teaching methods of these two universities are really beyond the reach of ordinary people.

After Zhang Long entered the school, he had a deep understanding. Every day, he was trained in literature and martial arts by various teachers in various subjects. After a day, he was treated like a grandson.

Have you ever tried to run in the mud with a big tree on your back, and the instructor behind you is driving you away with a whip?

Have you ever tried a class where the teacher was full of words and didn't say a word except for various advanced symbols?

Have you ever tried lying on the ground of a five-times-gravity chamber and wriggling like a turtle for two hours, but couldn't stand up?
This is how these two high-end universities teach, and it's just the tip of the iceberg!
So Zhang Long skipped class, as long as he found a chance, he would try his best to escape from school, as if he had escaped from prison.

However, after encountering the Zhijian system, he could no longer skip class.

Looking at the tall gate in front of him in a daze for a while, Zhang Long smiled wryly, kicked his feet, and slipped into the campus.

Before encountering the Zhijian system, this Kewu University was really hell in his eyes, but now, I feel that compared with the Zhijian system, the torture of people here is weak.

"Wow, Brother Long is here, haha, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

As soon as the bicycle entered the school gate, Zhang Long heard a mean cry, looked up, and saw two male students in the uniform of Kewu University running over.

The two wore the same school uniforms as Zhang Long's, a black and blue suit with a straight collar, and a golden lettering of "Science and Military Elite" on the hard collar, which was much more high-end than other university uniforms.

"Brother Long, are you angry?"

"Brother Long, what do you think? No matter how hungry you are, you can't do that. You don't have money to pick up girls. At worst, my brother will lend it to you."

"Brother Long, my admiration for you is endless like a torrential river. You stole underwear from the girls' dormitory not long ago. You went to give away sticks in a blink of an eye. It was to Teacher Liu Yueqing from a girls' school. , Damn, you are committing crimes against the wind, and you will never stop dying."

……

As soon as they came up, the two of them chatted endlessly as if they had been spat with chicken blood.

Glancing at Wang Chao, who was tall and thin and wearing glasses, and then at Ma Han, who was sturdy and bronze-skinned, Zhang Long said sadly, "You two are very excited. Did you drink Red Bull in the morning?"

Seeing that Zhang Long's face was not right, the two of them stopped talking immediately, and a begging smile appeared on their faces.

Gazing at the two of them, Zhang Long ignored him, kicked his feet, and went straight to the carport on the side.

This dynasty, Ma Han, is Zhang Long's brother who grew up playing with him. Apart from these two, Zhang Long also has a buddy... Zhao Hu!
However, Zhao Hu was not at Kewu University, but was sent to Huajie University by his father.

Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, Wang Chao, and Ma Han are all short of Bao Qingtian!

This is not a coincidence, but an inevitability. The reason why the four of them have such strange names is because of their unreliable father. There is a brotherly relationship, so I want to let this relationship continue to the next generation, so when I named it, my brain got hot, and this weird scene appeared.

Fortunately, the four of them grew up together, and this relationship seems to be stronger than their parents.

Among the four, Zhao Hu is the oldest, one year older than the other three, but the real leader is Zhang Long.

No way, Zhang Longgui had the most ideas since he was a child. Although he was almost useless in his studies and martial arts, the other three still believed in him, because he could always solve problems that science and force could not solve for the three of them. Miscellaneous diseases, such as cheating money from their father!

After more than three months, Zhang Long's various shocking performances made the three of them admire him even more, and cast their eyes on him.Even though Zhao Hu was not in the same school as them, he still called Wang Chao and Ma Han every day to find out about Zhang Long's latest situation, and he was more fanatical than the fans.

However, there is no need to inquire about what happened yesterday. Everyone on Earth knows about it.

The parking lot is only a few tens of meters away from the guard room at the entrance, and there are already a lot of bicycles in it. As for those who drive luxury cars, there is another parking lot. Today, Zhang Long has been sadly reduced to a The dick who parked at the door.

With a sudden kick, Zhang Long jumped off when he was still more than ten meters away from the parking lot, and then saw the bicycle slam into the carport by itself.

Zhang Long is in a bad mood today and needs to vent.

"Boom...crash..."

The bicycle broke into the shed, and the large area of ​​bicycles suddenly fell down like a wheat field blown by a strong wind.

"Turtle son! Stop for me!"

An old man in a janitor's uniform ran out of the guard room roaring, his old face was livid, obviously irritated by Zhang Longmu's lawless parking method.

"Crack." Before taking two steps, the old man slammed on the brakes and stopped.

He saw Zhang Long's handsome face, isn't this the pervert he just saw in the newspaper?

The old man suddenly lost his mind. Of course he has a temper when facing ordinary students, but he really doesn't have the courage to face this kind of psychopathic pervert.

According to the shocking reports in the newspaper, Zhang Long’s face should have been locked in an iron cage long ago in the eyes of the old man, and then high-voltage wires should be installed on all sides, so as to ensure the safety of the people. How could it appear here? ?Still so unlucky to let him meet?
"Hit your lungs!"

Seeing that Uncle Li didn't move, Zhang Long rolled his eyes and snapped his middle finger towards Uncle Li!

"Same top!" Chao Mahan immediately followed, and vigorously raised his middle fingers.

Then, the three gods shook their heads in unison, and left the scene in an incomparably arrogant and graceful manner, leaving Uncle Li in a mess in the wind.

……

It was early in the morning, and there were not many pedestrians on the campus, but Zhang Long was attracted by a familiar sound of footsteps after walking a few steps.

Turning his head to look, his eyes couldn't help but brighten, and there was a beautiful woman walking slowly at the opposite fork in the road.

The skin is full of snow, the hair is like a waterfall, and the figure is tall!

The white shirt with a gold collar that is unique to Kewu University girls outlines the large-scale curves, which is exquisite and embossed. The lower body is a sky blue denim skirt that is also a school uniform, showing two straight and slender legs.

The red and white sneakers are spotless, her beautiful legs rotate rhythmically under the sun, reflecting a dazzling white light, her steps are light, and her long hair is flying.

It's just that that delicate snow-white face, as if every detail is a master's work of art, is gloomy and terrifying.

"Lin Yanran?"

Zhang Long, Wang Chao, and Ma Han cried out at the same time, opening their mouths one after another, their eyes showing obsession.

Especially Zhang Long, he and Lin Yanran have known each other since they were young. It can be said that they can recognize Lin Yanran from the sound of their footsteps even with their eyes closed. Dynasty Mahan knew Lin Yanran because of Zhang Long.

I have to say, this girl is high-end, majestic, and classy!

Undoubtedly, this is Zhang Long's goddess. She has been chasing her for N years. Although she hasn't settled it yet, she still has a good relationship.

However, today's relationship looks a bit... a feeling of tightness!
"Ahaha..." Zhang Long suddenly laughed, pretending nothing happened, and walked towards Lin Yanran with big strides, "Yanran, it's so early, don't study too hard, don't wear yourself out , I will be distressed."

"roll!"

A decisive word, like a bullet, broke Zhang Long's heart in an instant.

Zhang Long opened his mouth wide and looked at Lin Yanran who was walking quickly, his beautiful face was carrying a murderous aura.

"Zhang Long, you pervert, don't bother me again!" Lin Yanran came to Zhang Long in three steps at a time. Lin Yanran threw the newspaper she had been holding onto Zhang Long's face with all her strength. Then turn around and leave without any hesitation.

The newspaper slapped on his face, making a cracking sound. Zhang Long closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He could figure out what was written in the newspaper with his butt.

As for Lin Yanran, the moment she turned around, she bit her vermilion lips lightly, tears welled up in her beautiful eyes.