God level funny comparison system

"The pulse bomb is turned on, the target is locked..."

"The protective cover is open, and the protective energy is rising..."

"Thunder phalanx is accumulating, the target is locked..."

"The dead light net is turned on, the target is locked..."

Zhang Long and Chou Shiren frivolously tapped the buttons on the console, as if playing a game of whack-a-mole, during which time Chou Shiren's childish laughter kept coming.

In the end, even Meng Bingya couldn't bear it any longer, her childlike innocence grew, and she joined in the game, with laughter like silver bells from time to time.

Meanwhile, Meng Hongchen, Elder Mo and the others at the back raised their heads, staring at the energy that kept passing through the air in amazement, feeling excited.

"Wow... this is good, this is good!"

"This is not bad, it looks even better!"

"This is the death light net? It seems to be made of laser light, wow... Do you see that, the reef has been cut into pieces!"

"What is this? Thunder Phalanx? Look at the sky, it's full of lightning!"

……

The entire cockpit was boiling, everyone was screaming, and following the boiling was the sea outside.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the sun is shining brightly, but the sea between heaven and earth is in chaos.

The huge cruiser moved forward at high speed, and on the surface of the sea thousands of meters in front of the ship, various energy weapons continuously bombarded it.

Columns of water several hundreds of meters burst up from the sea surface, rumbling sounds were heard endlessly, and various energy bombs passed through the void, leaving traces of azure blue.

The fish were blasted out of the sea, and they were also of different sizes. They all rolled in the air and made howls.

What is even more surprising is that after the Thunder Phalanx was launched, it actually caused a thunderstorm phenomenon in a certain range of the sky. The dense thunder and lightning bombarded the sea surface, and above the sea surface with a radius of a thousand meters, dense blue currents entangled and twisted. It looks like it is covered with blue spirit snakes.

There is also the dead light network, woven of strips of condensed red laser light, covering a range of tens of meters. When it fell, it happened to cover a huge reef, so, in silence, that The dark reef was cut into countless pieces and slowly slid into the sea.

"Damn it! This must be the most powerful weapon!" Suddenly, Qiu Shiren's eyes fell on a small independent screen outside the console. There was nothing on the screen, only a circular A red button with a skull shape on top of the button.

This red button is the largest of all the button-shaped graphics, and the only one marked, which is the skull.

Just by looking at the size and the logo of the skull, one can tell that when the button is pressed, it must be a shocking scene. Chou Shiren has already imagined the spectacular scene of a large sea being blasted into the sky.

Ever since, his eyes were full of light, and he clicked on the button without thinking.

"Damn it, don't order that!" Zhang Long was having fun, when he saw this dangerous scene out of the corner of his eye, he couldn't help shouting, but it was too late, and Chou Shiren's finger touched the red button.

"The self-destruct procedure is activated, all hatches are forcibly closed, and the half-hour countdown begins." The mechanical female voice sounded as the red button became brighter. Compared with the previous flat tone, the rhythm was accelerated, and there was a little more nervousness. mean.

Then there is the sound of the countdown of each number.

The entire cockpit fell silent all of a sudden, and everyone was stunned. With the sound of the countdown, cold sweat quickly appeared on all foreheads.

Chou Shiren also opened his mouth wide, looked at the red button in horror, then slowly turned his head to look at Zhang Long, and said tremblingly, "Brother Shenlong, I, I didn't do it on purpose."

"Go away, uncle! Crack!" Zhang Long stared, and slapped Chou Shiren in the face.

"Ah..." Chou Shiren flew out, while the other subordinates of Wanyao Pavilion yelled in panic.

"What to do, what to do, I'm going to destroy myself! Chou Shiren, your uncle!" People panicked and wandered around, but they were thinking about the boundless sea outside and the mandatory cabin door that the computer had mentioned. Closed, then just walked back helplessly.

In the end, even Meng Hongchen couldn't control himself, and stared at Qiu Shiren who fell on the ground with hatred, and then rushed forward with the rest of the people, punching and kicking Qiu Shiren according to him.

"I, I didn't mean it, really!"

"Wuuuu...don't hit me, or I'll be killed by you if it doesn't explode!"

Chou Shiren lay on the ground, holding his head and screaming heart-rendingly.

"You idiot! I was killed by you!" People shouted while beating.

Zhang Long also panicked. He didn't expect the warship to be equipped with a self-destruct program. The red button is indeed the most powerful weapon!

One can imagine the power of this self-destruct program to destroy such a heavily armed behemoth.

"Die Zhijian, don't sleep, hurry up and help!" Seeing Si Zhijian sleeping in the sea of ​​consciousness, Zhang Long shouted in his heart.

Dead to Cheap rolled his eyes and got up, and muttered depressingly: "I really convinced you, don't press blindly if you don't understand!"

After she finished speaking, she turned her head to communicate with the darkness behind her.

About a few minutes later, he lay lazily in the void of the Sea of ​​Consciousness, and said while shaking his arms and legs: "Don't worry, the Zhijian system has invaded the ship's computer, and is looking for the unlocking of the self-destruct program. Password. Wait!"

Zhang Long breathed a sigh of relief.

A few minutes later, the crowd stopped beating Chou Shiren, and they all sat on the ground powerlessly. Meng Hongchen lowered his head with a sad expression on his face, while Meng Bingya held her sister's hand, while her beautiful eyes were looking at Zhang Long back.

"It's funny, it's really funny. I never thought that the old man was going to die on this battleship in such a ridiculous way. If it spreads, saying that he accidentally turned on the self-destruct program... people will probably die laughing." Protector Mo said He shook his head and muttered.

"I'm not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs! Chou Shiren, you have completely killed me." Hu Tianci looked at Chou Shiren with empty eyes, and muttered weakly.

Chou Shiren kept his head down and kept silent, raising his hands to wipe away his tears, just like a child who has done something wrong.

"It's all fine." Suddenly, Zhang Long turned around and scolded, rolled his eyes, and said impatiently: "Isn't it just a self-destruct program, if you turn it off, you'll be fine."

"..." Everyone opened their mouths, and a black line floated up again. Can the self-destruct program be turned off as soon as it is said?Can it still be called a self-destruct program? The computer has said that the self-destruct program is mandatory.

Just when everyone lost their minds, Zhang Long had already started to unlock, and he clicked on the red button again, and the shape of the red button became loose, forming a rectangular number area, which contained a total of ten digits from zero to nine. numbers.In addition, there is a strip input box.

People's eyes were attracted, their hearts trembled, and there was a glimmer of hope in their hearts that were already ashamed, and then they got up one after another, and stood behind Zhang Long again.

Looking at the input box, people almost stopped breathing, and thought of Zhang Long's calmness when he opened the metal doors before, as if deciphering the code was easy for him.

However, everyone also knows that the password of this self-destruct program must be unusual, can Zhang Long unlock it?
Ignoring people's anxiety, Zhang Long raised his hand without hesitation, and pressed the codes in the number area one by one according to the codes in the sea of ​​knowledge.

32 digits were entered consecutively.

"The password is correct, the self-destruct program is off! Welcome to the Muslim general!"

After the last number was entered, the screen became slack again, the flashing red light dimmed, and the previously dimmed red button graphic was restored.

At the same time, the electronic voice that had been counting down paused for a moment, and then announced the good news that the self-destruct program was closed, and said an inexplicable sentence.

Meng Hongchen and Meng Bingya were the first to widen their eyes. In this group, only their sisters could understand foreign languages.

"It's closed, it's closed! Zhang Long, you are so handsome!" Meng Hongchen hugged Zhang Long's neck, and kissed Zhang Long's face with red lips.

Meng Bingya also had a smile of the rest of her life after a catastrophe, almost crying.

The rest of the people were already staring at Zhang Long dumbfounded, and then they all fainted on the ground with a bang. The self-destruct program was untied just like that?
The 32-digit password was successfully entered in one time without any mistakes?This, what kind of brain is this!

"Brother Shenlong... woo woo... You, you are my reincarnated parents! woo woo... Genius, god man! Without you, I would be frozen in history and forever be an idiot!" Qiu Everyone hugged Zhang Long's thigh and cried.

Meng Hongchen was still smiling coquettishly while kissing Zhang Long, the warm breath made Zhang Long tingle, he quickly took a step back, and asked casually: "Sister Hongchen, um, what did that sentence on the computer mean just now?" ?”

"Oh." Meng Hongchen smiled excitedly with red eyes: "The electronic tone means that the password is entered correctly, the self-destruct system has been turned off, and a general named Muslim is welcome. It is estimated that only Muslims have this password, so The computer thought it was a Muslim general coming. Heck... don't care what Muslims he is, but you, my sister is now wondering whether you have some high-tech deciphering equipment installed in your head?"

"Hehe..." Zhang Long smirked, "It's a guess, it's a guess."

"Plop!" The people behind who just got up fainted again.