God level funny comparison system

Most of the medicinal materials brought out from the Fengling Islands were handed over to Dynasty to supplement the consumption of Dynasty Pharmaceutical. Dynasty has been researching and developing blood medicine, which can help speed up the cultivation speed. With the help of the medicine, Ma Han's first-class cultivation has also improved by leaps and bounds.

In addition, Zhang Long asked Protector Mo to bring those three-color Huiling fruits back to Tianmozong, and taught him the method of pulling out the silver needles in his grandfather's body. Protector Mo's cultivation base can only be sucked out by using energy, and there will be no danger, Zhang Long is also relieved.

Therefore, he didn't intend to go to Tianmozong, and now he was thinking about going to Tianmu Mountain to find Chiyan Motie.

Tianmu Mountain is far in the north, and the journey is much farther than going to Wanyao Pavilion. It is not very convenient to drive there, so it is better to take public transportation.

The problem is that Zhang Long has no money in his pocket now. Although he has seven cruisers, it will not be possible to get the Union of Science and Technology to transfer a huge amount of cash to his account after discounting it. After all, It is the Federation of Science and Technology, and all kinds of procedures and cross-examinations have to be completed before the seven foreign cruisers can be exchanged for money and called to Zhang Long. This is not like selling cabbage in the vegetable market, it is not that easy.

Forget about the money from the family, Zhang Long is used to being self-sufficient these days, and it feels a little embarrassing to ask his father for money again.

Therefore, Zhang Long focused his attention on Shang Gu in front of him.

Needless to say, when Shang Gu found him now, he definitely wanted to follow him. Although he didn't say anything, judging from the strong persistence in his eyes that made Zhang Long blush, it was obvious that he planned to cling to Zhang Long.

Zhang Long also has no objection. This trip is going to the north. He has such a big life and has never been to the north of Huaxia. He is alone, and it is good to have someone to accompany him. Although this guy is cold and reticent, But it is also better than myself, and when I am upset, I can kick my feet to relieve my anger.

"Hey..." Zhang Long raised his sword eyebrows, and Shang Gu, who was laughing, stared at him and quickly took a step back.

"Shang Gu, you have developed recently, do you have enough money to take a taxi?" Zhang Long took a step forward and asked aggressively.

"Cough," Shang Gu coughed lightly, then started to wheeze, reached into all the pockets on his body with his hands and rummaged through them, turned them all out, and finally held a stack of shabby-looking clothes The change was handed to Zhang Long.

A total of more than 50 yuan, crumpled, a large pile, most of which are small bills.

Looking at this pile of change notes, Zhang Long became depressed, "That's all? Are you bluffing me?"

"Brother, I really have no money, and I have never had any money." For fear that Zhang Long would not believe it, Shang Gu made an extremely sad expression and said, "It was because I had no money that I accepted the task of assassinating you with Zheng Qiang. , As a result, the result has not been completed yet. I still asked others for the money. "

"Who did you ask for?" Zhang Long narrowed his eyes, "Wang Chao or Ma Han? How much money do they have? The management of these two guys is very strict."

"No, I don't know that buddy." Shang Gu said helplessly.

"Ah?" Zhang Long opened his mouth, eyes full of astonishment, "I don't know how you asked for money from others?"

"I, I." Blinking his eyes, Shang Gu tried his best to make the matter as plain as possible, and stammered a few times before saying, "I'll put a knife in front of that buddy and say give me 100 yuan, and he'll throw it away." Give me 100 yuan and run away."

"Damn it." Zhang Long said dully, "You are fucking robbing, this is it."

"Brother, I didn't mean that. Maybe I look terrible. He misunderstood. I will pay him back when I have money." Shang Gu widened his eyes and tried to defend himself.

"Awesome!" Zhang Long curled his lips and gave Shang Gu a thumbs up, "You are noble enough to rob. I admire you."

"Brother Long, it's really not like that. I won't do this again in the future, or I'll go back now and return the rest of the money to him. I also want to find you, but I don't have the money to take a taxi, so... "Shang Gu spoke with difficulty, for fear that Zhang Long would get angry because of this. After getting along for many days, Shang Gu still understood Zhang Long's personality. Although he looked domineering, he was really kind in his heart. This kind of thing is definitely not going to be done.

While Shang Gu was chattering, Zhang Long scratched his head and looked at the busy street in front of him, and said leisurely: "Grandma, robbing is a good way, why don't I try it too?"

"Heck." Shang Gu, who was feeling exhausted from regret behind him, couldn't help but staggered back two steps, staring in amazement at the straight figure scratching the back of his head in front of him, and suddenly felt that he was too confident. Brother Long is a fucking psycho. , Do you think you will understand him after getting along for a long time?That cliff is self-deception!
"Death pervert, aha!" At this moment, another familiar voice came.

The voice is a little immature, crisp and free of impurities, and the tone is gentle. At this night, it is like a child calling mother.

Hearing the voice, Zhang Long's eyes lit up immediately, and he turned his head to look along the voice. Sure enough, Nuo Wan'er, who was dressed in white and pink children's clothing, ran over from not far away.

"Uh huh, here comes the money." Looking at Nuo Wan'er who still maintained her baby fat, Zhang Long raised his eyebrows, and the little entanglement in his heart was immediately resolved.

Nuo Wan'er hopped over like a sparrow, and the two whips fluttered.

There is such a kind of girl in this world, who will never grow up in this life, for example, Tianshan Child Elder!Obviously, Nuo Wan'er is this type. Although she is a little smaller than Zhang Long, she is only a little smaller, but when two people stand together and watch it, it is a world of difference. Although Zhang Long is sometimes funny A little bit, but calm down, that is also a cold and aggressive mature handsome man, Nuo Wan'er is different, even if she pretends to be mature, it is more difficult than going to heaven.

"Well, you pervert, you didn't bring me a gift when you came back! I want a cruiser too." As soon as she came up, Nuo Wan'er put her hands on her hips, her stomach shy, and she looked up at Zhang Long and questioned.

"My sister! Lend me some money!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes and said.

"Why do you want money?" Nuo Wan'er blinked her big eyes.

"Crack!" Zhang Long clapped his hands with staring eyes, then raised his finger and pointed at his heroic face, and roared with great grief and indignation: "Your sister, you can see clearly, I am a human being, not a stone, but a human being." You have to ask for money!"

"Oh..." Nuo Wan'er nodded, then she lowered her head and rummaged through her cartoon clothes, asking, "How much do you want?"

"As much as you want." Zhang Long was not polite, anyway, Nuo Wan'er was definitely not short of money.

Nuo Wan'er stopped, looked at Zhang Long with her head tilted, and said with a smile: "You want to skip class again, right?"

"Never mind your business!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes again.

"Then I won't lend it to you." Nuo Wan'er began to shake her head.

Zhang Long raised his hand to cover his forehead, and murmured helplessly: "Okay, I'm going to a faraway place, so I need travel expenses."

"I want to follow!" As soon as Zhang Long finished speaking, Nuo Wan'er jumped in front of Zhang Long, patted an oversized travel bag on her back and said, "Look, I don't even have clothes. It's all packed!"

Staring at the backpack that was bigger than Nuo Wan'er, Zhang Long was dazed again, "Why are you following me? Besides, have you asked for leave? Luo Shuang seems to be angry, how could I let you out."

"I told the teacher that Zhang Long often hooked up girls outside and brought them into the room. I don't know what he was doing. I said that I had seen it several times, and the teacher asked me to come out and stare at you." Slanting big eyes , Nuo Wan'er said melodiously.

"Hey." Zhang Long fainted to the ground.

"Nuo Wan'er, are your father and mother from Earth?" Zhang Long asked in a dull voice after finally getting up from the ground.

"Yes." Looking at Zhang Long, Nuo Wan'er said very seriously, "However, my dad doesn't seem to be, he is so powerful, since I was a child, I have never seen him being stumped by anything! I My mother also often said that my father is abnormal. I suspect that my father is an alien."

After a pause, Nuo Wan'er narrowed her eyes and stared at Zhang Long again, raised her small hand and pulled Zhang Long's head off, then whispered into his ear: "Dead pervert, I'll tell you a secret, don't you allow it?" Tell someone."

Zhang Long nodded quickly, ready to hear a shocking secret.

Taking a deep breath, Nuo Wan'er looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping, and then whispered: "I read in the book that after marriage between earthlings and aliens, aliens may give birth to aliens, do you know aliens? geek in me, so I often study myself."

"..."

Zhang Long fainted again, lying on the ground looking at the starry sky and shouting, "Nuowan'er, you are a fucking alien!"