God level funny comparison system

"Fuck, I saw it, damn, it's so clear, haha..."

"Look, look, this figure is good, grass, it reminds me of the snake spirit in the gourd baby."

"Nimma, this woman is so fat, she pollutes my holy eyes!"

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The strange roommate was lying on the window, with the binoculars looking at the girl's building opposite, making fuss and screams, and her buttocks were also twisted and twisted excitedly.

Yao Zicheng stood next to him, scratching his head, with an urgent expression on his face. The distance was too far, and it was difficult for the naked eye to see what was going on in the girls' dormitory, especially for those who closed the curtains.

"Brother Xianlong, let me have a look. Damn, I'm going to get angry." Yao Zicheng raised his hand to grab the binoculars.

"Get out." The strange roommate cursed, and then said excitedly: "Aha, this is good, this is good, what is that thing in your hand? Is it also a telescope? It's so big!"

"Your sister's, is she a brother? You can't eat alone. Show me." Yao Zicheng climbed up again, pinching the neck of a strange roommate with both hands and shouting.

"It's not negotiable." The strange roommate refused to let go, and continued to evaluate the situation in the girl's building with his mouth dripping.

Zhang Long on the bed blinked, have these two guys never seen a woman before?As for the hunger and thirst?

But anyway, I'm bored now, it's not bad to watch these two perform.With a pleasant smile on the corner of his mouth, Zhang Long took out a cigarette, lit it, took a deep breath, and lay down on the bed enjoying the show.

Amidst the constant comments from the strange roommate, Yao Zicheng became more and more thirsty, and finally pushed the strange roommate down, snatched the telescope, and looked at it impatiently, but was caught by the standing up again The strange roommate took it away.

Ever since, the two started to snatch the binoculars back and forth, and all kinds of unlimited curse words kept coming and going. That guy was like a fighting cock, with a pale face in a hurry.

"Crack!"

Suddenly, there was a crisp sound, and the scene fell silent.

Yao Zicheng, with a long face, finally grabbed the telescope, and then slammed it on the window sill, and the telescope turned into two scopes.

"Damn, there's no need to argue now, one for each person." With a smug smile on Chang's face, Yao Zicheng said, and then threw a monocular to the strange roommate opposite.

The strange roommate opened his mouth wide, looked at Yao Zicheng, then at the broken telescope in his hand, and then ran away.

"Damn it, you're a donkey face, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? I bought it with a lot of money, and you ruined it like this? Damn it, I'm going to fight you." The strange roommate yelled, beating his chest and stamping his feet. , and then rode on Yao Zicheng's body and punched and kicked him.

"Your sister, you can see it very clearly, tsk tsk, although there is only a red shadow on that figure, I guess she must be wearing nothing, otherwise why would she be naked?"

"Oh, what is this girl doing? She seems to be pressing her legs. Damn, she did the splits!"

"Grass, there's a woman doing pole dancing!"

The strange roommate rode on Yao Zicheng's body and beat him violently, but Yao Zicheng ignored him. He used the binoculars to look at the girl building across from him, and kept making comments, letting the roommate's fists rain down.

Seeing that it was useless to shoot with light, the strange roommate had no choice but to change his strategy and raised his hand to snatch the telescope from Yao Zicheng's hand.

"Shuh." Yao Zicheng pulled out a hundred bill.

The outstretched hand of the strange roommate suddenly froze in the air. Looking at the hundred-dollar bill, his eyes glowed red, and he curled his lips and said, "Too few, my telescope is..."

"Shuh." Yao Zicheng took out a few more banknotes from his trouser pocket, and put out a total of five banknotes.

"Gudong." The strange roommate swallowed, his eyes became hotter, he took a deep breath and said, "It's still not enough, I bought this telescope for 1000 yuan."

Hearing this, Yao Zicheng finally stopped peeking at the girl's building, looked back at the strange roommate solemnly and said, "Okay, then I'll give you one thousand, and you give me the other half as well."

"Uh..." The strange roommate hesitated for a moment, and then said with that sunny smile on his face, "Forget it, five hundred is five hundred, just treat it as you bought half a la."

Raising his hand to take the money, the strange roommates stopped fighting, so the two of them lay down on the window tacitly, concentrating on peeking.

"See that?"

"Which one?"

"Just the pole dancer. He is 1.7 meters tall. That guy, with those long legs, I can't bear it anymore."

"Where is the trough, the coordinate coordinates!"

"Three floors up, the fourth window to the right."

"Oh... Damn, I saw it, ahaha, it's really dancing, you said this girl is quite boring, she danced secretly in the dormitory, your sister, it would be nice to come out and dance."

The two twisted their buttocks and talked excitedly, as if they were not the ones who bit the dog just now, especially Yao Zicheng, who stretched his hand into his trousers and scratched his butt while watching, really couldn't bear to look at it.

"Boom!" At this moment, the door of the dormitory was kicked open, and a burly boy walked in.

The metal door hit the wall with a deafening sound. Yao Zicheng and the unknown roommate all turned their heads, and Zhang Long also turned to look over.

The originally lively atmosphere in the dormitory disappeared, and became somewhat depressed.

The boy who walked in had a dark face and didn't even look at the crowd. He strode to the lower berth on the left and sat down.

He was the burliest of the four, his University of Science and Technology uniform held tight by his good muscles, his face was dark, his breathing was short, and he looked angry.

Yao Zicheng and the unknown roommate looked at each other, both of them grinned and mouthed a few words silently, as if they were despising the roommate who came in, but they obviously didn't dare to say it directly.

Zhang Long, who was lying on the bed, also frowned. The guy who just came in was obviously the third roommate, but looking at it, wasn't he the kid who was punished by Zhang Long in Leying Class during the day?
It's really a narrow road.

After a few seconds of silence, Yao Zicheng and the roommate next to him leaned on the window and continued to peek at the girl's building, but it was much quieter, and they didn't dare to make any noise.

And the dark-faced buddy also found that there was an extra person in the dormitory, and his eyes fell on Zhang Long's face.

"Aren't you surprised, idiot?" Looking at each other, Zhang Longxie said with a smile.

The face of the strange buddy turned red immediately, obviously recognizing Zhang Long, he gritted his teeth, but said nothing.

The reason why he looked angry was because he was entangled in the affairs of the day. In Le Ying's class, Zhang Long kneeled down in front of everyone and yelled three times, "I'm an idiot." He was completely humiliated. .

He wanted to go up and tear Zhang Long to pieces, but considering Le Ying's respect for Zhang Long, and the fact that Le Ying and Luo Shuang came over to make Zhang Long's bed in person yesterday, it was obvious that the kid had a strong background, so he couldn't show it clearly.

"Are you from this dormitory too?" Taking a deep breath, the buddy narrowed his eyes and sneered.

"Are you blind? Didn't you see me sleeping here?" Zhang Long said unceremoniously.

Yao Zicheng and the other roommate looked back again, watching the tit-for-tat scene, the two of them also noticed something.

"Hmph," the buddy snorted again, "If that's the case, we'll see later."

Looking at the other party with a fierce face, Zhang Long rolled his eyes and said lazily: "You idiot." After speaking, he withdrew his gaze and ignored him.

"Oh, that, brother, you are Zhang Long. Oh, look, I haven't seen you yet. My name is Xu Xianlong, and I sleep across from you." Seeing this, the buddy next to Yao Zicheng smiled, and the smile looked the same. kind.

"My name is Zhang Long." Zhang Long replied with a smile.

"We don't need to be introduced." Yao Zicheng smiled and nodded with Zhang Long.

Zhang Long smiled again, as a greeting.

Then, Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong's eyes fell on the face of the angry buddy.

"Zhang Long, remember, my name is Yu Fanjian." The buddy raised his eyes to look at Zhang Long, and said sternly.

"It's really cheap." With a raised eyebrow, Zhang Long's voice became melodious again, and he didn't have any good feelings for this guy who dared to laugh at him in public.

"You..." Yu Fanjian was extremely angry, and raised his finger to Zhang Long, but he didn't say anything. Thinking about the relationship between Zhang Long and the two beautiful teachers, Le Ying and Luo Shuang, he endured it again, but the sinister look in his eyes more and more intense.

"Oh, that Zicheng, it's time for dinner, let's eat." Seeing the smoky atmosphere, Xu Xianlong pushed the long-faced Yao Zicheng.

"That's right, I'm hungry too." Yao Zicheng also said, and then the two left the dormitory as if fleeing, obviously not wanting to participate in the confrontation between Zhang Long and Yu Fanjian.

Only Zhang Long and Yu Fanjian were left in the dormitory.

There was no fight, Zhang Long was in no mood and had no strength to tangle with him now, and although Yu Fanjian didn't pay attention to Zhang Long's small physique, he didn't dare to mess around because he was afraid of the relationship between Zhang Long and Teacher Le Ying. He just kept staring at Zhang Long with vicious eyes, as if he was planning something.

After smoking the cigarette, he threw the butt out of the open window. Zhang Long got out of bed and went to eat.

I met Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong in the cafeteria. These two people had no prejudice against Zhang Long, and the three of them got along pretty well. After eating together, the two of them bought some cleaning supplies in the school supermarket with Zhang Long. Back to the dormitory.

The three of them talked and laughed along the way, but when they returned to the dormitory, the atmosphere became dull again.Seeing the three of them coming back together, Yu Fanjian showed a look of jealousy and resentment, and obviously included Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong.

Yu Fanjian, Yao Zicheng, and Xu Xianlong must have lived here a long time ago, and they should be familiar with each other, but now Zhang Long, a newcomer, has a good chat with the other two, and is Yu Fanjian's enemy, so Yu Fanjian is naturally jealous , feeling like I was isolated.

He has the highest physical fitness in the dormitory. He thought he should be the boss of this dormitory, but now it seems that he has become an outsider, how can he not be angry.

But Yao Zicheng and Xu Xianlong knew that they couldn't beat them, so they didn't dare to show anything, but they didn't dare to talk much after entering the dormitory. After putting down Zhang Long's things, they each went about their own business.

Sensing Yu Fanjian's murderous eyes all the time, Zhang Long felt amused in his heart, he was a grown man, and he would be jealous because of this kind of thing, it was too childish.