God level funny comparison system

Practice venue, try to be as noisy as possible, a venue with many disturbances, practice props, a same-sex pubic hair, practice method, hang the pubic hair, stare at a close distance until the mental power is completely concentrated on the hair, and then increase the distance , repeat the exercise.

This is the practice method of the entire Spirit Tempering Technique. Other than that, there are some details on how to maintain a calm mind during practice, how to eliminate interference, how to prevent madness, and so on.

After merging the Spirit Tempering Technique skill card, it is relatively simple just by looking at the content, but it is not so easy to practice in practice.

The first point is that Zhang Long didn't quite understand a pubic hair of the opposite sex. When he asked about Death Zhijian, he found that Death Zhijian was bending over in the darkness of the Sea of ​​Consciousness, retching, and stammering for a long time. Cai explained to Zhang Long that this kind of hair can be found on every bed in their dormitory, but they cannot use their own.

Then Zhang Long understood, a layer of cold sweat appeared on his forehead, and after sitting on the bed for a long time, he cursed in his heart: "Who the hell invented this practice method, isn't it disgusting!"

But there is no way, at least it is a way, Zhang Long intends to bite the bullet and give it a try to see if it works.

The first day of practice was just after class in the afternoon. Yao Zicheng, Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian all went back to the dormitory early because they hadn't seen each other for a long time, and asked Zhang Long about everything, intending to hear what Zhang Long did when he was not at school these days.

Zhang Long, however, was so focused on quenching the spirit that he ignored everyone's stunned gazes and lay down on Yao Zicheng's bed to search for it.

Yao Zicheng's bed was once successfully called a restricted area by the entire dormitory. Even people from other dormitories would not take the initiative to approach Yao Zicheng's bed, for fear of being poisoned and killed.

Zhang Long was full of self-confidence at the beginning, looking at the sloppy vomit in the sea of ​​knowledge, he said that her stomach was too bad, and she had never seen any disgusting things, wasn't she just looking for someone else's hair? Is the reaction that big?

However, when Zhang Long was lying on Yao Zicheng's bed, looking for hairs on the sheet that was as hard as a piece of paper and full of various liquids everywhere, the sour smell, and the sour smell under the pillow The exposed socks and underpants, which had changed color and were also as hard as iron sheets, only endured for more than ten seconds, and Zhang Long vomited before he found any hairs.

"Brother, what's the matter with you?" Seeing Zhang Long leaning on the bed tube with one hand, bending over and throwing up, Yao Zicheng picked his nostrils and asked with a long face.

"Damn it." Zhang Long resisted the turmoil in his stomach, glared at Yao Zicheng with a flushed face, and cursed: "Can't you fucking wash your bed sheets? Can't you clean up those gas bombs under your pillow?" Is it? Fuck, my body, which is invulnerable to all poisons, can't stand it."

Hearing this, Yao Zicheng didn't take it seriously, continued digging his nostrils, looked at Zhang Long innocently and said, "Brother, I'm actually a very clean person, but you see, the world's water resources are in urgent need, as a college student and a pillar of the motherland, I also I want to make some contributions to mankind, so I try not to wash my clothes, take a bath, or wash my socks or change my sheets... It’s not a big deal. My greatest pride is that I use my own urine instead of flushing the toilet after using it. In this way, the water source is used reasonably, and I call it an automatic circulation system."

"Wow..." Zhang Long vomited again, pushed Yao Zicheng aside, and cursed: "Li, stay away from me, shit, you are so fucking disgusting."

Yu Fanjian and Xu Xianlong's faces were flushed from holding back, and they made painful expressions of nausea from time to time.

Holding the bed tube and throwing up for a long time, Zhang Long finally breathed a sigh of relief, then held his breath, and continued to search on Yao Zicheng's bed sheet.

The reason why he chose Yao Zicheng's bed sheet was because Zhang Long had a feeling that he must succeed. Since it was a disgusting interference, the more disgusting the better, Yao Zicheng's bed was undoubtedly the best choice.

Lie down on Yao Zicheng's bed again to look for it, Zhang Long's legs were limp, thinking about the things this guy did under the quilt every night, he couldn't help squatting on the ground and retching, just happened to see Yao Zicheng's bed again The densely packed shoes gave off an overwhelming sour smell, Zhang Long almost fainted, then jumped onto the window with a big jump, stuck his head out of the window and took several deep breaths to feel better.

Yao Zicheng didn't blush, but looked at Zhang Long's back and said, "Brother, what are you looking for? I'll help you. I'm familiar with my bed."

"I'm looking for your sister, Brother Long, you, what are you doing? You don't think it's disgusting, wow..." Xu Xianlong on the upper bunk was also puzzled, before he finished speaking, he also lay down on the bed and vomited.

As a result, Yu Fanjian, who was on Xu Xianlong's lower bunk, also jumped onto the table, and took a deep breath with his head out from another window.

Zhang Long didn't dare to look back. Now he would feel disgusted when he saw Yao Zicheng's face, so he just shook his hands and said, "Find me a hair from your bed, and then, hang it here." He pointed to a piece of hair in the window. location.

"Wow..." Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian couldn't help throwing up again, and Yu Fanjian almost fell from the window.

"Brother, are you crazy? Why do you want his thing? Wow..." Xu Xianlong yelled, and vomited again.

"Stop fucking talking, I can't take it anymore, wow..." Yu Fanjian vomited.

Zhang Long was struggling by the window, trying not to vomit as much as possible in order to maintain the image of the eldest brother, his face was flushed red.

In the whole dormitory, Yao Zicheng was the only one who had nothing to do. Hearing that Zhang Long wanted his hair, a touch of excitement appeared in his kangaroo-like eyes. Don't you want to see if I have the gene of that day's genius from my hair?"

Zhang Long was enduring it, when he saw the snot left by Yao Zicheng's finger out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly spun, and then roared furiously: "Stay away from me!"

At the same time as he roared, a burst of energy exploded from his body, and Yao Zicheng was bounced away.

Yao Zicheng started picking his nostrils again, and looked at the three roommates with sauce-purple faces, and muttered, "They're all big men, look at how promising you are."

After finishing speaking, he stood in front of his bed without turning his head and said: "Brother Long, if you want to find my wise hair on my bed in the future, you can find it like this, it's very easy."

Hearing this, Zhang Long, Yu Fanjian, and Xu Xianlong cast their gazes over at the same time, wanting to see what the easy method Yao Zicheng said was.

I saw Yao Zicheng staring at his bed, pulled out his palm from his nostrils, and then slapped it on the bed, and heard a bang, and a circle of green gas evaporated from Yao Zicheng's bed , and began to spread in all directions, and there were countless long and short, straight and curved dark hairs flying in it.

"My mother!" Xu Xianlong was the first to yell, as if he had seen a leak of anger. After he finished speaking, he suddenly spread his palms to the sides, and saw a layer of silver-white brilliance emerge, covering himself and his bed completely. Isolated from the outside world.

The same is true for Zhang Long and Yu Fanjian. They stared at the green energy that was about to spread to their own bed in the blink of an eye, and quickly jumped back on their own bed, using their energy as if they were facing a big enemy. isolated.

Yao Zicheng stood by his bed, looked at the hairs flying in the void, and stretched out his hand to pick out the longest and straightest hair.

"Brother, what do you think of this hair? Does it represent the gene of my genius? Most people can't grow this kind of hair." Holding the hair with his nostril-picking hand, Yao Zicheng stretched it to Zhang Long's bed forward.

"Wow..." Zhang Long felt his stomach was about to vomit.

After struggling for more than an hour, the hair was finally successfully hung in front of the window with a string. During this time, Zhang Long lay on the bed exhausted and told Zhang Long about his practice. He practiced spiritual power, and tried to get everyone to practice with him, but Yu Fanjian and Xu Xianlong, who were also sluggish, hated this Dafa, and they would not practice it even if they were killed. Zhang Long could only practice hard by himself.

Yao Zicheng didn't mind, and was very willing to practice with Zhang Long, but Zhang Long kicked him to the ground.

"Look, I said this method of practice is not easy, can you persist? Wow..." In the sea of ​​knowledge, dead to cheap said, just finished speaking, I found Zhang Long was looking at the hanging hair, and then said Vomited.

I have to say that this method is really useful. Before starting to practice, Zhang Long found that his spirit had reached the point of collapse, his legs were weak, and his body was sweating profusely. This was a great challenge to the spirit. Ah, it is indeed very helpful for honing one's mental strength.

If all the spiritual power can be condensed on a thin hair, then the huge spiritual power will definitely be condensed into a thread of substance. It seems that this perverted and disgusting method still has a scientific basis.

Thinking of the tyrannical mental power of those guys from the Dark God Sect, Zhang Long rubbed his temples, then gritted his teeth and jumped out of bed, deciding to fight it out.

Ever since, Zhang Long started the disgusting practice. First, he stood one meter away from the hair, focused his eyes, locked on the hair, and stared straight at it.

For the first time, he only persisted for more than ten seconds, and the shiny hair brought up all kinds of disgusting images of Yao Zicheng's bed and the place where the hair came from, so he lay on his stomach and retched for a long time.

The second time, he persisted for less than half a minute and vomited again.

the third time……

Although the time was getting longer and longer, Zhang Long's face became more and more ugly. At first it was flushed, then it turned green, and finally it turned pale, and the circles around his eyes were dark. They were all spinning, and his eyes were full of flying hairs. During the period, he even ran to the toilet and vomited for half an hour, feeling that his soul had been vomited out, and his whole head was empty.

Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian looked at Zhang Long with sympathy and pity on their faces, admiring Zhang Long's mind, which has surpassed the perverted, to be able to bear such a disgusting scene.

Only Yao Zicheng, whenever he saw Zhang Long staring at his hair attentively, he would blush involuntarily, and then smiled shyly, causing Xu Xianlong and Yu Fanjian, who were also watching, to beat him up several times , and warned him not to have any unreasonable thoughts about Long Ge... But listening to the yelling of several people behind him, Zhang Long vomited again.