God level funny comparison system

Sophomore life begins.

With the presence of Jin Ling from the Federation of Science and Technology, Yao Zicheng successfully brought Gu Lin's mother to the exclusive hospital of the Federation of Science and Technology in Jiangcheng for treatment. The effect is also very remarkable, but it will take some time to recover.

Gu Lin was so grateful, he treated Yao Zicheng better, and Yao Zicheng has completely changed himself. He takes a shower twice a day. If he has an important date with Gu Lin, he can wash it four times. After five days of washing, his hair is shiny and shiny. After researching online for several days, he bought a set of cosmetics, such as horse oil, powder, and mask. The brothers who watched him were always worried about his orientation.

Moreover, since this guy has become diligent and clean, the brothers in the dormitory have not gained any benefits. Although they don't have to suffer from Yao Zicheng's poisonous gas, they still have to listen to his mother-in-law nagging every day. This guy wakes up at five in the morning. First go to the gravity room to exercise, and then practice. After returning at eight o’clock, I will start to give political lessons to my brothers who are still sleeping. Shenma must study hard, practice hard, wash clothes frequently, and return sheets frequently. Ma can't be too lazy, while talking, he lifted up all the quilts of the brothers and forced everyone to get up.

Several times, Zhang Long realized that something was wrong as soon as he fell asleep. He opened his eyes and saw that Yao Zicheng was taking off their quilt covers. Everyone was terrified, and there was no other way, so they had to follow Yao Zicheng's work and rest rules to demand themselves. Soon, 1412 dormitory became a model for the whole building and even the whole school's male dormitory. The fresh and fragrant air, the spotless Hygienic, the windows are bright and clean, almost the same as the standard of a dust-free laboratory.

At first, everyone was not used to it. They were sluggish all day long, just like eggplants beaten by Shuang, and they gradually got used to it. They also found that Yao Zicheng's life style is really good, young As a human being, you have to be a little energetic.

However, guys like Yao Zicheng who have a girlfriend and can forget about everything else are in the minority after all, and others are different.

It's a sophomore year, and it's different from freshman year. Not only is it one year older, but it's also different in other aspects.

The most obvious change is that from the sophomore year onwards, students in any class will be divided into three typical groups.One type belongs to the excitable type, which is somewhat similar to Yao Zicheng, who either spends all day with his girlfriend, smiling and enjoying it, or devotes himself to cultivation or academic research and forgets to sleep and eat.The other type belongs to the broken pot and broken type, and cultivation does not happen overnight. They eat, drink and play all day long, and do not go home until they are drunk.The third type of people is the confused type, and this type of people is the most numerous.

But most of the people on campus who are stunned and staring, stunned, stumbled and stumbled, as if they hadn’t woken up, are mostly of this type, and they are basically sophomores and above. They don’t know what they want to do in the future. I don't know what to do now, there are seven or eight roads in my head, but I just stand at the intersection and don't know which direction to go, or there is only one point in my mind, and the road is blocked.

Ever since, the atmosphere among the student groups on the Sophomore Online was very strange, filled with excitement, depravity, and confusion in the middle, lingering like a smog.

This kind of situation will not exist in the freshman year. The freshman students are very bright and pure, and most of them are the same. Even Zhang Long, the few students who skip classes all day long, behave quite well in school. In order to be positive, at least it would not be said to be depraved.

As time went by, this emotion became more and more serious, and the differentiation of types became more and more obvious. Zhang Long's dormitory alone contained these three emotions.

Yao Zicheng was hyperactive, all his attention was on Gu Lin, as if Gu Lin was her god, as long as Gu Lin was happy, everything else was just floating clouds.

Yu Fanjian has completely degenerated, and rarely sees people. Except for some necessary training, he spends the rest of his time with Ma Han. Zhang Long knows that Ma Han is not depraved, but a natural character. , since Ma Han was a child, apart from practicing, his favorite thing is to take a walk in Fireworks and Willow Lane. When he grows up, it is not just a walk, but actual combat.But he is still very hardworking in cultivation, and he is fundamentally different from Yu Fanjian. Therefore, Yu Fanjian's depravity is not directly related to Ma Han.

As for Xu Xianlong, the whole pig who got lost after walking into the desert, was so out of his mind every day, he would lie in bed in a daze when he returned to the dormitory, or start discussing all kinds of tangled things with Zhang Long.

Especially at night...Xu Xianlong has already been identified as the latest threat of 1412, and it is directly aimed at the human soul.

"Brother, tell me, how big is the universe?" After turning off the lights, the dormitory fell into darkness, and the four people's beds were all lit up with red cigarette butts, so Xu Xianlong's strange problem began again.

"Oh, I miss you, uncle." The other two rolled their eyes and cursed.

"Your uncle!" Xu Xianlong retorted lazily, "I asked Brother Long, not you."

Brother Long was wiping his sweat. Xu Xianlong had asked various questions these days, but neither he nor Shi Zhijian could give the correct answer, which dealt a big blow to Brother Long's self-confidence. Come to think of it, Nima's problem is probably more painful than the previous problem.

"Well, Hsien Loong, this question doesn't seem to have much to do with us, does it? Let's go to bed first." Zhang Long asked weakly.

In the darkness, the cigarette butt in Xu Xianlong's mouth was shaking, and he seemed to be shaking his head disapprovingly, "Brother Long, you are wrong. What is a human being? It was changed by monkeys. Monkeys were changed by... the ancestors of monkeys. What about the ancestors of monkeys? I don’t know what changed, but they all have one thing in common, that is, they are all composed of particles that belong to the universe. That is to say, we have a common home. How big is it? Wouldn’t it be a waste of life?”

"Oh...fuck..." Yao Zicheng and Yu Fanjian rolled their eyes and complained again on the bed.

"Oh, your sister, the IQ of both of you, you can do it! Crap!" Xu Xianlong scolded angrily.

Zhang Long grinned, thinking about it, let's fool around for a while. Facing Xu Xianlong, he was also disappointed in him. In this situation, he is basically disappointed in his entire life. He can't be disappointed anymore. If he is disappointed again, he will directly develop into depravity. .

"Well, Xianlong, according to current science, the universe should have no boundaries, because it is always growing. You should have learned this a long time ago." Zhang Long tried his best to be calm and authentic.

"I think those stupid teachers are wrong. In this world, how can there be things without boundaries? Think about it carefully, how can there be things without boundaries? There is no boundary, how terrifying, the vast sky, the stars, thousands of miles, boundless Boundless, that darkness, no matter how you walk, you can’t get to the end.”

"..." The other three were silent for a while, Xu Xianlong really made sense when he said so.

"Oh shit, it's okay, let's do it if you have a side, hurry up and sleep!" Yu Fanjian cursed.

"Is there a side? What's outside there?" Xu Xianlong asked another fucking question.

"..." Yao Zicheng and Yu Fanjian had already rolled their eyes and passed out.

Zhang Long took a few deep breaths, and made up his mind to fool this guy, otherwise he would not be able to sleep tonight.

"Hsien Loong, you can't think like this. There is no limit to this universe. It can't be understood with the ordinary concept of space. This time and space are all born from a point at the time of the big bang, and then grow up slowly. Slowly extending, at the beginning, there was nothing. Did your teacher ever talk about the creation of energy out of nothing? That is, in the nothingness at the beginning, an energy point suddenly burst out, an incomparably huge energy point, and then The explosion, and then the universe."

"In addition, this space is not as simple as what we see in front of us. One flower and one world. There is a problem of dimension here. Let's say that in our four-dimensional space, if there is a random point in our four-dimensional space, if there is such a large universe If the explosion is accidental, a boundless universe can also be born in a single point, but we..."

"Brother Long, I have a headache." Before Zhang Long could finish speaking, Xu Xianlong interrupted him.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long prayed in his heart. Finally, he had a fucking headache. Relying on Zhang Long's meager physical foundation, it was really difficult to make it up.

"Haha, I have a headache. If you have a headache, go to bed quickly, and the pain won't hurt when you wake up." Zhang Long said excitedly.

"Yes yes yes, Hsien Loong, go to sleep, good boy."

"Don't think about it, be careful, go to sleep, let's go drink tomorrow."

The other two were also comforted happily, thinking that they could finally sleep.

"Okay, let's go to sleep." Xu Xianlong said, then threw the cigarette butt, and there was no sound.

The other three finally breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately fell asleep in peace.

After half an hour.

"Brother, tell me, what will we become in the future? We are both sophomores and will soon graduate." Xu Xianlong's voice came again.

"Aw... what the hell! Are you finished!" Yu Fanjian roared in a loud voice, as if he didn't want to hear this kind of question.

"Xianlong, brother, please go to sleep..." Yao Zicheng begged.

Zhang Long didn't say anything, he knew that this was what Xu Xianlong really wanted to ask.

Ignoring everyone, Xu Xianlong looked at the darkness in front of him, lit another cigarette, the red cigarette butt was still surrounded by smoke, and said leisurely: "I want my life to be as perfect as possible, but, I suddenly discovered that I don't know what is called Perfect, you can't even tell right from wrong, worthwhile from unworthy, success from failure."

"Brother, tell me, which one is right, fighting for it or letting go?"

"Xu Xianlong... I'll give you a lung..." Yu Fanjian raised his thumbs and roared, then jumped onto Xu Xianlong's bed, and covered Xu Xianlong's mouth with the quilt.