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Chapter 572 Challenge Zhang Long
"Dong dong dong." Not long after returning to the dormitory, the door of Zhang Long's dormitory was knocked.
"Knock what, it's not locked." Yu Fanjian said lazily while he was playing a game.
Zhang Long sat cross-legged on the bed to adjust his breath, while Xu Xianlong continued to stare at the roof in a daze.
The door opened, and a tall, thin man walked in, wearing glasses, whom he had never seen before.
His legs were trembling, and he didn't dare to go in after taking one step into the door. He glanced at the three people in the dormitory, his lips trembling, his eyes flickering, but he didn't say anything for a while.
"Dude, are you lost? We don't seem to have a place for you in our dormitory." Yu Fanjian turned around, looked at the tall and thin man suspiciously, and said jokingly, then turned back and shouted at Xu Xianlong, "Xianlong, no It's your brother-in-law."
"Your brother-in-law! The brother-in-law of your whole family! You know women, can't you have other pursuits in life besides women? Ask Brother Long, he has many women." Xu Xianlong spoke the truth angrily, and pointed in Zhang Long's direction.
Hearing the word Long Ge, the thin and tall man staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Zhang Long opened his eyes, without saying a word, he just looked at this strange tall and thin man lightly.
"Cough!" Looking at Zhang Long, looking at Zhang Long's dark and deep eyes, the tall and thin man instinctively became frightened, he coughed lightly, forced his courage, stared at Zhang Long's handsome face and said: "You, you are Zhang Long, right?"
Very arrogant tone.
Xu Xianlong sat up from the bed, Yu Fanjian turned his head again, his eyes were focused on the thin and tall man, the eyes of the two suddenly became unfriendly, and the atmosphere in the dormitory instantly became suppressed, with a faint feeling of coldness.
The tall and thin man swallowed, tried to control himself not to run away, and tried to maintain a fierce look, staring at Zhang Long and said: "I am a freshman, our Brother Yu asked me to tell you that when we meet on the playground tonight, he wants to Challenge you. I advise you to bring more people, so that no one will cover you when you escape."
"Aha! Where did you come from, you little bastard, get out of here!"
"Crack!"
A huge washbasin hit the tall and thin man's head. It was Yao Zicheng who had just returned from washing clothes in the water room. Then, he kicked the tall and thin man's ass again.
It's impossible to guard against, the tall and thin man left his feet off the ground and rushed forward, while Xu Xianlong who was on the bed waved his hands violently again, a tyrannical energy condensed into a transparent palm print, which was directly printed on the tall and thin man's face.
The glasses were shattered, and the tall and thin man's face was covered in blood immediately. His forward figure paused, and he turned his head up and fell to the ground.
"Your sister, are you blind? Didn't you see the dormitory number?"
"You still challenge Brother Long? Are you fucking out of your mind?"
The tall and thin man fell to the ground, and Yu Fanjian and Yao Zicheng rushed up and stomped on it, cursing while stomping on it.
"Ah...the two countries are at war and you don't want to beheaded...you're playing tricks...uh...don't fight...I'm just here to deliver the letter..." The tall and thin man lay on the ground holding his head and crying.
After fighting for a few minutes, Yu Fanjian and Yao Zicheng stopped fighting, and then Zhang Long agreed to the challenge and told him to go back and tell his Brother Yu that he had better have a better attitude at night, otherwise his life would not be guaranteed.
The tall and thin one went back crying.
In Xia Yu's dormitory, looking at the tall, thin man with a bruised nose and swollen face and two nosebleeds, a dozen people who were smoking in the dormitory and waiting for news stood up with a clatter.
"What's going on? Who did it?" Xia Yu was the first to ask, her voice sharp and sinister.
"Who else is there?" said the thin and tall man with a full face of grievance, "Zhang Long and the others, they won't call to make an agreement, they don't play cards according to the fucking routine!"
"Damn it!" Xia Yu took a deep breath, her face darkened, "Did they agree?"
"Agreed, Zhang Long said it himself, said that he would go to the playground at night, and let me tell you, you'd better have a better attitude then, otherwise they won't guarantee your safety."
"Arrogant, too arrogant!"
"That's right, I've seen arrogant ones, but I've never seen such arrogant ones! We smashed a few big flags, but we haven't encountered such a thing."
"Damn it, people who beat us before the start, dare to come out and carry the flag? They don't follow the rules!"
Several people nearby shouted.
"Heh," Xia Yu squinted and sneered, and said darkly, "I saw him as a senior and wanted to save him some face, but it seems that this time there is no need."
……
In Zhang Long's dormitory, several people were also discussing this matter.
"Haha... Damn it, I laughed so hard. It's been a long time since I met such an idiot. He looks like a freshman." Yao Zicheng smiled with tears and snot in his nose.
"Low-key, low-key! Haha..." Xu Xianlong scolded, and finally laughed himself.
"Why the hell are the two countries fighting without killing each other? Damn, are you good at Chinese?" Yu Fanjian laughed.
"Brother, I see that kid just now has not yet reached the stage of body training, and his physical strength is at most 70. I really don't know what that god Ma Yu thinks. Sending him to say such things is not obvious. Push it into the fire pit? Haha..."
"How do you talk? Is our dormitory a fire pit?" Zhang Long also felt happy, with white eyes, and he yelled while suppressing a smile.
"Why isn't it a fire pit, brother, if you are serious, our whole building will become a sea of flames, let alone our dormitory, haha..." Yao Zicheng said seriously.
"That's right." Zhang Long nodded with his mouth curled up, and then raised his hand to stroke the broken hair on his forehead and said, "It seems that these kids don't know us very well, so if you challenge us, just challenge them. What are the rules of the world? In my case Here, of course I will set the rules!"
"Haha..." Everyone laughed out loud after hearing Zhang Long's words.
After ten o'clock in the evening, on the playground of Kewu University.
The teams of the two sides have assembled, and each side has hundreds of people, all of whom are in black school uniforms, darker than the night, like a dormant crow.
Xia Yu's party was all holding electric shock steel whips, the steel whips were shining silvery white, everyone's faces were as cold as iron, staring at Zhang Long and the others covetously, and some of them had a little timidity in their eyes.
In comparison, the people on Zhang Long's side were much more lazy, standing staggeringly, and quite a few simply lying on the clean ground of the playground, almost falling asleep, some playing with their mobile phones, and some gathered around Tell funny jokes together.
Only Zhang Long stood in the center, looking at the people across from him with a smile.
More importantly, Zhang Longyi and the others were all empty-handed.
The playground is very dark, only a few street lights on the edge of the runway in the distance, and the light blue brilliance falls. Compared with this boundless darkness, it looks extremely shabby.
There is a crescent moon in the sky, like a small sickle, and the stars are scattered scattered. Compared with the black sky, it also looks extremely thin.
"Zhang Long, come out and challenge me one-on-one if you have the guts! If you lose, kneel down and kowtow to my brother to apologize!" Suddenly, Xia Yu raised the steel whip in her hand, pointed at Zhang Long, and shouted fiercely.
Hearing this, everyone behind him also trembled, breathing violently, and the fierceness in their eyes became stronger.
"Hehe," Zhang Long smiled evilly, raised his sword eyebrows, stared at Xia Yu, and said leisurely, "You want to fight one-on-one? I won't."
"..." The anger that had just surged up in Xia Yuyi's chest was extinguished in an instant. They were stunned, and they couldn't imagine that this shameless guy in front of him was the legend of Kewu University. What kind of person is this!
"Hey, it's up to you, do you want to fight our brother Long one-on-one? You are not afraid of being beaten to death. How about this, I will fight with you to save face. If you lose, get out of here, and I have to go back and think about the problem What?" Xu Xianlong stood up, pointed at Xia Yu with one hand, and said impatiently.
"Damn it, it's too arrogant. Isn't it a sophomore? What's so great, I don't believe how good you are." Beside Xia Yu, a student with a rather strong figure strode out, leaving With short hair, holding an electric shock whip, he stared fiercely at Xu Xianlong while walking and said: "You are not qualified to fight with our Brother Yu, you should first..."
"Hula...boom!"
Before the buddy finished speaking, his eyes suddenly widened, and the unspoken words stuck in his throat. He saw Xu Xianlong on the opposite side flashed suddenly, and the distance of tens of meters was swept by the other party in an instant, and then he saw a huge The fist hit his chin.
"Hiss..." On Xia Yu's side, the people gasped one after another, their eyes full of viciousness suddenly filled with astonishment.
Fast, fast as lightning, not to mention others, even Xia Yu didn't have the confidence to avoid Xu Xianlong's move. This is Zhang Long's subordinate, how could he be so powerful?
It completely exceeded everyone's expectations!
The strong student didn't dodge it, and with a dull sound, he raised his head, spat out a mouthful of blood, flew upside down a distance of more than ten meters, and landed in front of Xia Yu again.
"Who else, hurry up! Little bastard, don't study hard, learn from others and come out to carry the banner, do you have the ability? The sage said, fighting bravely and ruthlessly is not a good man, we should focus on more profound and far-reaching For example, this vast universe..." After easily knocking down his opponent, Xu Xianlong couldn't stop talking, spread his hands in a gesture of embracing the sky, and wanted to say that his pile of eggs hurt problem.
"Pull him back quickly to avoid embarrassment." Yu Fanjian whispered in Yao Zicheng's ear.
Hearing this, Yao Zicheng hurried forward, covered Xu Xianlong's mouth, and pulled him back.
Yu Fanjian took advantage of this gap to come out, pointed to the people on the opposite side and said: "There is still that desperate person, come out and fight with me, don't worry, I will be merciful. Don't even think about Brother Long, brother Long." , the whole playground is finished, it’s too extravagant, you can’t afford it.”
"Knock what, it's not locked." Yu Fanjian said lazily while he was playing a game.
Zhang Long sat cross-legged on the bed to adjust his breath, while Xu Xianlong continued to stare at the roof in a daze.
The door opened, and a tall, thin man walked in, wearing glasses, whom he had never seen before.
His legs were trembling, and he didn't dare to go in after taking one step into the door. He glanced at the three people in the dormitory, his lips trembling, his eyes flickering, but he didn't say anything for a while.
"Dude, are you lost? We don't seem to have a place for you in our dormitory." Yu Fanjian turned around, looked at the tall and thin man suspiciously, and said jokingly, then turned back and shouted at Xu Xianlong, "Xianlong, no It's your brother-in-law."
"Your brother-in-law! The brother-in-law of your whole family! You know women, can't you have other pursuits in life besides women? Ask Brother Long, he has many women." Xu Xianlong spoke the truth angrily, and pointed in Zhang Long's direction.
Hearing the word Long Ge, the thin and tall man staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Zhang Long opened his eyes, without saying a word, he just looked at this strange tall and thin man lightly.
"Cough!" Looking at Zhang Long, looking at Zhang Long's dark and deep eyes, the tall and thin man instinctively became frightened, he coughed lightly, forced his courage, stared at Zhang Long's handsome face and said: "You, you are Zhang Long, right?"
Very arrogant tone.
Xu Xianlong sat up from the bed, Yu Fanjian turned his head again, his eyes were focused on the thin and tall man, the eyes of the two suddenly became unfriendly, and the atmosphere in the dormitory instantly became suppressed, with a faint feeling of coldness.
The tall and thin man swallowed, tried to control himself not to run away, and tried to maintain a fierce look, staring at Zhang Long and said: "I am a freshman, our Brother Yu asked me to tell you that when we meet on the playground tonight, he wants to Challenge you. I advise you to bring more people, so that no one will cover you when you escape."
"Aha! Where did you come from, you little bastard, get out of here!"
"Crack!"
A huge washbasin hit the tall and thin man's head. It was Yao Zicheng who had just returned from washing clothes in the water room. Then, he kicked the tall and thin man's ass again.
It's impossible to guard against, the tall and thin man left his feet off the ground and rushed forward, while Xu Xianlong who was on the bed waved his hands violently again, a tyrannical energy condensed into a transparent palm print, which was directly printed on the tall and thin man's face.
The glasses were shattered, and the tall and thin man's face was covered in blood immediately. His forward figure paused, and he turned his head up and fell to the ground.
"Your sister, are you blind? Didn't you see the dormitory number?"
"You still challenge Brother Long? Are you fucking out of your mind?"
The tall and thin man fell to the ground, and Yu Fanjian and Yao Zicheng rushed up and stomped on it, cursing while stomping on it.
"Ah...the two countries are at war and you don't want to beheaded...you're playing tricks...uh...don't fight...I'm just here to deliver the letter..." The tall and thin man lay on the ground holding his head and crying.
After fighting for a few minutes, Yu Fanjian and Yao Zicheng stopped fighting, and then Zhang Long agreed to the challenge and told him to go back and tell his Brother Yu that he had better have a better attitude at night, otherwise his life would not be guaranteed.
The tall and thin one went back crying.
In Xia Yu's dormitory, looking at the tall, thin man with a bruised nose and swollen face and two nosebleeds, a dozen people who were smoking in the dormitory and waiting for news stood up with a clatter.
"What's going on? Who did it?" Xia Yu was the first to ask, her voice sharp and sinister.
"Who else is there?" said the thin and tall man with a full face of grievance, "Zhang Long and the others, they won't call to make an agreement, they don't play cards according to the fucking routine!"
"Damn it!" Xia Yu took a deep breath, her face darkened, "Did they agree?"
"Agreed, Zhang Long said it himself, said that he would go to the playground at night, and let me tell you, you'd better have a better attitude then, otherwise they won't guarantee your safety."
"Arrogant, too arrogant!"
"That's right, I've seen arrogant ones, but I've never seen such arrogant ones! We smashed a few big flags, but we haven't encountered such a thing."
"Damn it, people who beat us before the start, dare to come out and carry the flag? They don't follow the rules!"
Several people nearby shouted.
"Heh," Xia Yu squinted and sneered, and said darkly, "I saw him as a senior and wanted to save him some face, but it seems that this time there is no need."
……
In Zhang Long's dormitory, several people were also discussing this matter.
"Haha... Damn it, I laughed so hard. It's been a long time since I met such an idiot. He looks like a freshman." Yao Zicheng smiled with tears and snot in his nose.
"Low-key, low-key! Haha..." Xu Xianlong scolded, and finally laughed himself.
"Why the hell are the two countries fighting without killing each other? Damn, are you good at Chinese?" Yu Fanjian laughed.
"Brother, I see that kid just now has not yet reached the stage of body training, and his physical strength is at most 70. I really don't know what that god Ma Yu thinks. Sending him to say such things is not obvious. Push it into the fire pit? Haha..."
"How do you talk? Is our dormitory a fire pit?" Zhang Long also felt happy, with white eyes, and he yelled while suppressing a smile.
"Why isn't it a fire pit, brother, if you are serious, our whole building will become a sea of flames, let alone our dormitory, haha..." Yao Zicheng said seriously.
"That's right." Zhang Long nodded with his mouth curled up, and then raised his hand to stroke the broken hair on his forehead and said, "It seems that these kids don't know us very well, so if you challenge us, just challenge them. What are the rules of the world? In my case Here, of course I will set the rules!"
"Haha..." Everyone laughed out loud after hearing Zhang Long's words.
After ten o'clock in the evening, on the playground of Kewu University.
The teams of the two sides have assembled, and each side has hundreds of people, all of whom are in black school uniforms, darker than the night, like a dormant crow.
Xia Yu's party was all holding electric shock steel whips, the steel whips were shining silvery white, everyone's faces were as cold as iron, staring at Zhang Long and the others covetously, and some of them had a little timidity in their eyes.
In comparison, the people on Zhang Long's side were much more lazy, standing staggeringly, and quite a few simply lying on the clean ground of the playground, almost falling asleep, some playing with their mobile phones, and some gathered around Tell funny jokes together.
Only Zhang Long stood in the center, looking at the people across from him with a smile.
More importantly, Zhang Longyi and the others were all empty-handed.
The playground is very dark, only a few street lights on the edge of the runway in the distance, and the light blue brilliance falls. Compared with this boundless darkness, it looks extremely shabby.
There is a crescent moon in the sky, like a small sickle, and the stars are scattered scattered. Compared with the black sky, it also looks extremely thin.
"Zhang Long, come out and challenge me one-on-one if you have the guts! If you lose, kneel down and kowtow to my brother to apologize!" Suddenly, Xia Yu raised the steel whip in her hand, pointed at Zhang Long, and shouted fiercely.
Hearing this, everyone behind him also trembled, breathing violently, and the fierceness in their eyes became stronger.
"Hehe," Zhang Long smiled evilly, raised his sword eyebrows, stared at Xia Yu, and said leisurely, "You want to fight one-on-one? I won't."
"..." The anger that had just surged up in Xia Yuyi's chest was extinguished in an instant. They were stunned, and they couldn't imagine that this shameless guy in front of him was the legend of Kewu University. What kind of person is this!
"Hey, it's up to you, do you want to fight our brother Long one-on-one? You are not afraid of being beaten to death. How about this, I will fight with you to save face. If you lose, get out of here, and I have to go back and think about the problem What?" Xu Xianlong stood up, pointed at Xia Yu with one hand, and said impatiently.
"Damn it, it's too arrogant. Isn't it a sophomore? What's so great, I don't believe how good you are." Beside Xia Yu, a student with a rather strong figure strode out, leaving With short hair, holding an electric shock whip, he stared fiercely at Xu Xianlong while walking and said: "You are not qualified to fight with our Brother Yu, you should first..."
"Hula...boom!"
Before the buddy finished speaking, his eyes suddenly widened, and the unspoken words stuck in his throat. He saw Xu Xianlong on the opposite side flashed suddenly, and the distance of tens of meters was swept by the other party in an instant, and then he saw a huge The fist hit his chin.
"Hiss..." On Xia Yu's side, the people gasped one after another, their eyes full of viciousness suddenly filled with astonishment.
Fast, fast as lightning, not to mention others, even Xia Yu didn't have the confidence to avoid Xu Xianlong's move. This is Zhang Long's subordinate, how could he be so powerful?
It completely exceeded everyone's expectations!
The strong student didn't dodge it, and with a dull sound, he raised his head, spat out a mouthful of blood, flew upside down a distance of more than ten meters, and landed in front of Xia Yu again.
"Who else, hurry up! Little bastard, don't study hard, learn from others and come out to carry the banner, do you have the ability? The sage said, fighting bravely and ruthlessly is not a good man, we should focus on more profound and far-reaching For example, this vast universe..." After easily knocking down his opponent, Xu Xianlong couldn't stop talking, spread his hands in a gesture of embracing the sky, and wanted to say that his pile of eggs hurt problem.
"Pull him back quickly to avoid embarrassment." Yu Fanjian whispered in Yao Zicheng's ear.
Hearing this, Yao Zicheng hurried forward, covered Xu Xianlong's mouth, and pulled him back.
Yu Fanjian took advantage of this gap to come out, pointed to the people on the opposite side and said: "There is still that desperate person, come out and fight with me, don't worry, I will be merciful. Don't even think about Brother Long, brother Long." , the whole playground is finished, it’s too extravagant, you can’t afford it.”
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