God level funny comparison system

"Zheng Qiang, this is your guarantee? Didn't you say that that brat will definitely come?" In the Zheng family's meeting hall, Zheng Hong looked at Zheng Qiang who was stunned in place, and said angrily.

Zheng Qiang didn't respond, and just stared blankly at the phone in his hand, as if he was meeting Zhang Long for the first time. In his memory, this kid was unscrupulous, why was he so timid all of a sudden, he didn't even dare to accept his challenge?

The other three Patriarchs also had despairing looks on their faces. Originally, the whole plan had been arranged seamlessly, just waiting for Zhang Long to enter the urn. Unexpectedly, the least likely link in the plan went wrong. Long was not as conceited as everyone thought, and he was not fooled by them because of his face.

"This kid, really, really is an unprincipled scoundrel." Taking a deep breath, Wu Bufeng clenched his fists and cursed.

"It should have occurred to me a long time ago that this kid does not follow common sense." Liang Xiong echoed coldly.

"Who would have thought that he would be so shameless that his opponents even proposed a one-on-one challenge, but he would not fight. He was never so fearful before." Huo Liaochen, who was dressed in black, gritted his teeth.

"I don't believe it!" Suddenly, Zheng Qiang took a deep breath. Excessive anger made Ling's body tremble, and after gnashing his teeth and cursing, he dialed Zhang Long's phone again.

On the other side, Zhang Long and Shang Gu were already on the distribution table in the cafeteria. Looking at the same caller ID on the mobile phone, Zhang Long gave a playful smile, and then picked it up leisurely.

"Zhang Long, you haven't seen each other for a few years, have you become timid? Aren't you usually very arrogant, aren't you afraid of everything? Why are you willing to be a shrinking turtle now?"

"Boy, I admired you a lot in the past, especially after you blinded one eye, I was even a little afraid of you. But now, I despise you. As a man, I dare not even accept the challenge of my opponent. Come out to hang out?"

As soon as the phone was connected, Zheng Qiang talked all over his face, and poured out the words that had been brewing in his heart.

Zhang Long blinked, then put down his chopsticks, grinned, and said depressedly: "Zheng Qiang, are you sick? How can I mess with your shit? You want to fight, come find me yourself. I don't have time to talk to you." You are playing, and I am even less interested in single-handedly fighting with you, if you say single-handedly fighting, then I will be very shameless!"

Zheng Qiang was stunned for a moment, then became anxious again, and shouted at the phone with his eyes wide open: "Zhang Long, do you have any principles in your life? You are still a warrior, and you dare not even challenge..."

"Crack." Zhang Long hung up the phone again.

The phone was attached to the ear, and there was a beeping sound. Zheng Qiang's unfinished words got stuck in his throat, and he was sluggish again, while the four masters behind closed their eyes one after another, feeling ashamed and thrown home.

In everyone's heart, suddenly there is a feeling that a scholar meets a soldier, a teacher meets a primary school student, this dragon is completely unreasonable, he, is his head made of stone?
On the other side, Zhang Long began to eat leisurely again, as if nothing had happened, Shang Gu on the opposite side looked at him with admiration.

This kind of disposition that never changes face, no matter how exciting it is, and is so thick-skinned that bullets can't pierce it, is really rare in the sky and hard to find on the earth, and it is worth learning and carrying forward.

"Brother, I really admire you, Zheng Qiang is probably crying now." Shang Gu stopped his chopsticks, looked at Zhang Long with a smile and said.

Zhang Long responded indifferently, "This is obviously a trap, but well, I really want to see this trap."

"Ah?" Shang Gu was also stunned. Didn't he just say that he couldn't talk about it just now?

Ignoring Shang Gu, Zhang Long said to himself: "I also said that I have no principles in life, and Zheng Qiang is an idiot when I talk about wool principles with a guy who wants to kill me."

"..." Shang Gu was stunned, listening to Zhang Long's words, his inner three views collapsed. In the past, Shang Gu was the kind of person that Zheng Qiang said, even in the face of the enemy, he would not shake his principles , but now listening to what Zhang Long said, I feel that it is the truth. What principles can we talk about with an enemy who wants to kill him all the time? Isn't that just death?

While speaking, Zhang Long took out his mobile phone again and was calling back Zheng Qiang's phone number.

"Brother, then, since you plan to go, why did you say that to Zheng Qiang just now?" Taking a deep breath, Shang Gu asked himself the last doubt with some difficulty, feeling that Brother Long's thinking was twisted, unless he himself Say it, otherwise you won't be able to guess it if you think about it.

Zhang Long put the phone on his ear, looked up at Shang Gu, and said innocently: "No reason, just to tease him."

Shang Gu completely knelt down.

"Hello, Zheng Qiang." When the phone was connected, Zhang Long raised his legs, looked at the sky in the cafeteria, and greeted him with a smile on his face.

On the other side, looking at the mobile phone in his hand, listening to the familiar voice, not only Zheng Qiang, but even the four patriarchs behind were stunned, and were confused for a while, wondering what kind of plane this dragon was doing, since he didn't The trap they set up, why are you still calling?The tone is still so gentle and enthusiastic, as if an old friend is reminiscing about the past, are you familiar with it?
"You, what do you mean?" Zheng Qiang raised his phone and asked, his voice trembling a little.

"Well, don't you want to challenge me one-on-one? If you beg me, I will agree to you, or just kneel down and kowtow three times, and I will agree to you." Zhang Long's steady voice came from the phone.

"..." Everyone was stunned again, their mouths opened wide in unison, completely messed up.

A one-on-one duel between enemies, what a logical thing, they are all upright men, in order to get revenge, what kind of knives and fires are not dared to break into it, but when it comes to Zhang Long, how can this matter change, it is too difficult .

The enemy asked for a one-on-one fight, and he had to kneel and kowtow before agreeing. This, this is too cheap.

"He's just a lunatic." The four Patriarchs froze in place, with a layer of cold sweat on their foreheads, feeling that not only Zhang Long was a lunatic, but they themselves were going to be driven insane.

Especially Zheng Qiang, when he heard that the other party had to kneel down and kowtow before agreeing to a one-on-one fight, it seemed that Zhang Long already knew that they were waiting with a network of heaven and earth, so he deliberately made things difficult, that feeling of being determined to die, Ling Zheng Qiang's self-confident little heart was suddenly shattered, it was too bullying, what kind of logic is this!
"Haha...Zheng Qiang, you don't really want to kowtow, do you? Are you a pig? Haha..." Seeing that there was no response for a long time, Zhang Long suddenly laughed wildly.

Zheng Qiang closed his eyes, and ten thousand muddy horses galloped past in his heart.The four masters in the back also closed their eyes, and the spirit of the fox that had been practiced for so many years suddenly became fragile, as if Zhang Long put it on the ground and rubbed it several times.

"What on earth does this kid want to do? If he doesn't come for a while, he will come again. Is he playing us sincerely?" Huo Liaochen really couldn't stand this kind of severe psychological abuse, his face flushed, and he cursed through gritted teeth.

Zheng Qiang was staggering, still immersed in the shame of being teased back and forth by Zhang Long, while on the phone, Zhang Long's voice suddenly became serious, "Listen, at midnight tonight, at Ghost Eye Peak in Wolong Mountain, Brothers are sure to arrive, but you, don’t be afraid to come.”

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long hung up again first.

No one could hear the difference in the words. Zhang Long's last sentence was about you, not you.

Zheng Qiang slowly put down the phone, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, after just a few phone calls, he felt as if he had been stripped of his clothes and was still walking around the street several times.

Zhang Long finally agreed to go to the appointment, but the people present were not happy at all, and some were only angry after being teased by Zhang Long's words.

The four Patriarchs, including Zheng Qiang, were silent. They clenched their fists vigorously, and their bodies trembled, causing the entire void in the room to tremble.

On the other side, Zhang Long also took back the phone, squinted slightly, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.

Just now, the reason why he told Zheng Qiang about you instead of you was because he heard other voices coming from the other party's mobile phone.

"Sure enough, it's a trap. It is estimated that this old boy will gather the four major families of Zheng, Wu, Huo, and Liang to deal with the two of us." Zhang Long restrained his hippie smile and said to himself.

"Unite the four major families? Brother, how do you know?" Shang Gu asked casually while eating.

"Because, I heard other people's voices on the phone. If I remember correctly, it should be Huo Liaochen's voice. Zheng Qiang is Zheng Hong's adopted son, and he has no power now. If it wasn't for dealing with me, Huo Liaochen, the patriarch, how could he be with him?
And if Huo Liaochen agrees to help Zheng Qiang deal with me, the other three old foxes will definitely participate. Although these four old guys don't like to cause trouble, they also don't like to be isolated. When doing big things, they will drag the other three into the water first, so that they will feel fair. "

Listening to Zhang Long's sound analysis, Shang Gu on the opposite side stopped his chopsticks again, and looked at Zhang Long with a serious face, he was taken aback for a moment, and then an uncontrollable shock surged in his heart.

He swallowed, looked at Zhang Long with rare fear, and muttered for a long time: "Brother, you, don't tell me, the reason you teased Zheng Qiang just now was to annoy Zheng Qiang." The people Zheng Qiang was with talked, and then identified their identities from the phone, and then deduced what kind of trap they had prepared for us?"

"Hehe," Zhang Long looked at Shang Gu, and said with an evil smile, "You guessed it right, otherwise I'd be bored, and waste phone bills with him as an idiot?"

"Gudong." Shang Gu swallowed again and looked at Zhang Long as if he was schizophrenic. The simple phone calls were randomly designed by Zhang Long into an interlocking and leak-free conspiracy, and finally reached the point of inquiring. The purpose of the opponent's strength is simply, God's thinking, too evil and dark.