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"Damn it! What a brilliant reason." Wang Chao suddenly went into a daze, and said in a low voice.

The rest of the students also raised their hands to wipe off their cold sweat, feeling that Brother Long's thinking was really screwed up.

"Tsk tsk, if the accommodation environment is better, the food is better, and you have a drink every now and then, it will be even more perfect." Looking up at the night sky, Zhang Long pursed his lips and thought about it again.

"Stinky boy, are you dreaming! Stretch out your hand!" As soon as Zhang Long finished speaking, a strong man from the Wushu Federation shouted sharply. past.

"Back off!" His face darkened, Qin Yang sneered, and immediately frightened the strong man to stay where he was. He turned his head and looked at Qin Yang in a daze, not sure if the captain was telling him to back down. , he did nothing wrong.

Qin Yang rolled his eyes at the strong man, then smiled kindly, strode towards Zhang Long, and said, "Xiaolong, your request is nothing, as long as you come back to the Wulian Club with us for a while, a few more No request is a problem."

Listening to Qin Yang's words, people were stunned again.

What do you mean, as long as you stay with us at the Wulian Association for a period of time, a few more requests will not be a problem?Isn't the Wulian Association here to arrest people?When did this catcher have such a good attitude?

People began to scratch their heads and looked at Qin Yang strangely. As a student of Kewu University, he was very familiar with the members of the Wulian Association. Suddenly, he realized that Captain Qin Yang, who had always been extremely serious and upright, was a little unfamiliar.

"Uncle Qin, you, what do you mean? You don't want to be fooled, you won't take my brother Long and the others back and kill them right away?" Ma Han blinked and stood in the way of Zhang Long and Qin. Yang asked suspiciously.

As soon as this remark came out, people stared at each other. There is really such a possibility. The Wulian Association is generally very polite to people who are about to die.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became depressed again, and the aura of all the students spread out, forming an invisible but heavy wind, blowing in all directions.

"What kind of IQ is this kid?" Behind Qin Yang, Zhao Hai, the doctor dedicated to the Wulian Association, gave Ma Han a white look and said, "Is Captain Qin that kind of person?"

Qin Yang stopped in his tracks and looked at Zhang Long with a smile.

"That's right, don't worry, everyone in the Martial Arts Association will say the same thing, we won't do anything excessive to Zhang Long and those two classmates, just go back with us." Han Xiaole said, also with a look on his face The gentle smile is much more friendly than when Zhang Long and the others were the instructors.

"Okay." With a curl of his lips, Zhang Long agreed, "However, I really have a few conditions. Since you said that you can raise a few conditions as long as you go back with you, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient."

Zhang Long climbed up the pole again.

The brothers grinned and looked at Zhang Long tremblingly. As a being who is about to become a prisoner, he dared to raise conditions with the Wulian Association. Brother Long is Brother Long, Tie Dan!
"After we go, the three of us will live together. There must be three meals a day, milk must be included for breakfast, and the rest is optional. Four dishes are guaranteed for lunch, and wine must be served for dinner. Uh, we need to live in a bigger place. There are separate toilets, bathrooms, and a jacuzzi! You can walk around inside the Wulian Association at any time, don’t worry, we just don’t leave the Wulian Association. Uh, let’s leave these conditions for now, okay?” Zhang Longyi blinked. He said a lot in one breath.

The students opened their mouths wide again, Wang Chao raised his hand again and tried to touch Zhang Long's forehead, but was knocked off by Zhang Long.As for the men in suits from the Martial Arts Association, listening to Zhang Long's words, veins popped up on their faces with anger, and they stared at Zhang Long viciously. This is not going to jail, it's just going to inspect!

"No problem, it's a small matter. Now, can I go? Don't embarrass Uncle Qin. If someone from the Federation of Science and Technology sees it, I'm afraid I will be sued at the upper level again." Qin Yang gave a wry smile and said decisively accepted.

"Okay, Chao, Shang Gu, let's go then." Zhang Long nodded, then greeted Shang Gu and Wang Chao, and went straight to one of the most luxurious cars of the Wulian Association.

The members of the Wulian Association voluntarily parted ways, and no one dared to stop them, and no one dared to go up and put handcuffs on Zhang Long.

Looking at Zhang Long, who looked like a guest, Monk Chao Dynasty looked at each other alone, and then they all followed him.

"Brother, can we really have food and drink, a big house to live in, and fucking wine to drink?" Following Zhang Long, Wang Chao's eyes widened and he couldn't believe it.

"Nonsense, when did brother lie to you?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes.

"Damn it." Wang Chao laughed nervously, "If that's really the case, and you don't have to fucking go to class, then I really want to live forever!"

"But, this life is too extravagant and comfortable, and I'm a little moved." Shang Gu also nodded, and said seriously.

"..." Listening to the discussion of the three people, a large black line appeared on the foreheads of everyone in the Martial Arts Association. These students are really thick-skinned. Prisoner.

Qin Yang and Han Xiaole followed with tangled smiles on their faces. These little guys are really difficult to deal with. If they really live in Wulian, they will not leave, it will be troublesome.

"Well, Uncle Qin, with such a good treatment, I want to go too!" Suddenly, Nuo Wan'er ran out of the crowd and shouted with big sparkling eyes.

This time, Qin Yang broke into a sweat. After all, he is a young man, he is too courageous.

Stopping in his tracks, Qin Yang looked back at Nuo Wan'er, grinned, blinked, and thought for a long time before he said in embarrassment: "This classmate is not going to work, so you don't have to follow. Don't worry, everyone. When the time comes, we will definitely release them.”

"Hurry up and go." After speaking, Qin Yang suddenly lowered his head, muttered something in a low voice, then quickly turned around and strode away in the direction of the parking lot.

Han Xiaole froze for a moment, not understanding what Qin Yang meant.

"Hey, Uncle Qin, we want to go too!"

"Yeah, take me with you."

"Uncle Qin, I don't want to go to class either. It's delicious and delicious. Take me along with you. You don't know, our teacher is annoying. I like your Wulian Association..."

As soon as Qin Yang turned around, a group of students behind shouted in one voice, their eyes full of pleading, and they walked forward while talking.

Seeing this situation, Han Xiaole was suddenly enlightened, and finally understood why the captain speeded up.

"Hurry up, hurry up, what are you doing in a daze, let's close the team!" Mei Mou stared, Han Xiaole raised his hand and greeted the members of the Martial Arts Association. Got into a black car.

The rest of the members of the Martial Arts Federation also started running one after another, as if they were facing a big enemy, they scattered away in an instant, and all got into the car.

There was a rumbling sound, the vehicle started, and they didn't dare to stay any longer, as if there were wolves chasing after them, they all fled.

"Damn, I've seen those rushing to eat, but I haven't seen those rushing to go to jail." In the most luxurious car, Zhao Hai raised his hand to wipe his cold sweat, and looked at the students who were trying to catch up. , murmured in horror.

"Prison? Who wants to go to prison?" Wang Chao turned his head, stared at Zhao Hai in the back seat, and smiled deliberately.

"Oh, ha ha... ah ha ha..." Zhao Hai was stunned for a moment, glanced at Zhang Long, and then smiled foolishly, "I, I mean myself, oops, I will go to the cell after I go back Staying there, my thoughts are a little chaotic these days, I need to reflect in prison, haha, as the saying goes, many great ideas are born in prison, haha..."

"Oh, that's it." Wang Chao suddenly realized, and then turned to Qin Yang in the front row and said, "Uncle Qin, did you hear that, Zhao Hai said that he would go back and go to jail by himself."

"Oh, I approve." Qin Yang also wiped off his cold sweat, and replied without turning his head.

"Ah?" Zhao Hai opened his mouth wide, and then showed a look of sadness, and shouted towards Qin Yang in front of him: "Captain, you, don't mind me, I'm joking. Haha, can you I can't do this, I didn't make a mistake..."

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Ever since, Zhang Long, Wang Chao, and Shang Gu were imprisoned so gorgeously. The three of them lived together in a luxurious suite that was comparable to a presidential suite. Where to go, where there is a jacuzzi... That life, envious of all the members of the Martial Arts Association, the admiration in my heart, the admiration of the whole body, thinking about when I can get to this point, damn it, go to jail It's like sitting on a dragon chair.

The next day, Qin Yang went to Kewu University in person and notified Zhang Long's class teacher Luo Shuang of the arrest of Zhang Long, Wang Chao and Shang Gu, and at the same time called Zhang's family. He sat down in his classroom and was going to have a discussion on the aftermath of this incident.

After receiving the news, Luo Shuang was so angry and frightened that he almost fainted. After Zhang Tiande, Zhang Lei, Yang Yangyi and other members of the Zhang family arrived, he finally gained confidence and yelled at the people from the Martial Arts Association. Of course, All the words were to excuse Zhang Long, trying to get Wulian to release Zhang Long.