God level funny comparison system

The night was thicker and the streets were quieter, but Shang Gu who took the card was full of excitement, he almost used his cultivation to run, with afterimages, his eyes scanned the stores on both sides.

He planned to buy new clothes, dress himself up well, and then go to a place, a place that he thought about day and night but never dared to go.

It was already late at night, and even in the bustling San Huabao City, most of the stores were closed, only the neon lights on the doors flickered all night.

Finally, Shang Gu saw a large shopping mall selling clothes. The flashing American characters on it were very conspicuous, and Shang Gu could recognize the words selling clothes at a glance.

However, the shopping mall has closed, and the silver-white gate has landed firmly, like a silver-white wall.

But Shang Gu didn't care about these things, he strode over, raised his hand and there was a knock on the door.

Inside the shopping mall, there were only two night guards on duty. They were in the duty room, looking at the empty street in the surveillance video. They were about to rest when they saw a black shadow flashing on the street, and then found A young man with a figure as straight as a sword, wearing a black suit with a stand-up collar and a long sword on his back stood at the entrance of the mall, and beat hard on the silver-white gate.

The two staff on duty immediately panicked. Both of them were young men in their 30s, and they were quite muscular, with a bit of cultivation, but when they suddenly saw this guy knocking on the door of the mall in the middle of the night, they felt a little confused.

"What's the situation?" One of the men stared at the surveillance screen in surprise.

"I don't know. In the middle of the night, it must be a robbery?" Another man said.

Both of them spoke standard American language.

"Do you want to report to the Martial Arts Federation?"

"Wait a minute and see what he's doing, maybe he's drunk."

The two discussed, but Shang Gu outside did not leave as they wished. After knocking for a long time and finding no one opened the door, he raised his head and looked at a metal bar with azure blue energy flowing on the door.

In the monitoring room, the two officers on duty looked at Shang Gu who suddenly looked up, startled, and quickly shrank back. This young man with an oriental face had sharp eyes that seemed to pierce people's hearts, and , He raised his head without hesitation, as if he knew where the energy bar with monitoring function was installed a long time ago.

"Don't panic, don't panic, he didn't mask his face, and he was still staring at the surveillance camera, which means he wasn't a robber, and a fool would stare at the surveillance camera during the robbery." Taking a few deep breaths, a man comforted himself. .

"What if, what if he is a fool?" Another man said anxiously.

However, Shang Gu's next behavior proved that he was not a fool, but a lunatic.

"Hey, is there anyone? I'm shopping for clothes, open the door!" Shang Gu yelled at the monitoring metal bar.

"Is anyone there? I'll ask again, is there anyone? I'm shopping for clothes!" He shouted again, "If no one is there, I'll go in by myself. Don't worry, I'll pay. I'm in a hurry."

The two people in the monitoring room opened their mouths wide open, but still didn't dare to respond. This guy actually said that he wanted to come in. He came to buy clothes in the middle of the night, and he wanted to come in so arrogantly. How dare you believe that you will give me money.

"Don't be afraid, that door is very strong, it's impossible for him to come in." A man in the monitoring room said again.

"That's right, that door can't even penetrate an ordinary energy gun." Another man responded with a long breath.

"Crack!" As soon as the buddy finished speaking, Shang Gu suddenly kicked on the silver-white door in front of him in the surveillance screen.

Then, a big hole was broken in the impenetrable door in the eyes of the two of them, and then Shang Gu pulled back his feet as if no one was there, stretched out his hands and grabbed the edge of the big hole, and heard a scoff from the surveillance. Noise, but in the blink of an eye, the entire silver-white metal door was torn open by Shang Gu with a huge gap.

The two buddies in the monitoring room were stunned. Is this shit just paper?
"Cake seller! He, he is coming in, what should we do?"

"He's definitely here to rob! What audacity!"

"FUCK! I'm asking you what to do, not asking you to curse!"

"Xie Te! I don't know what to do! You go up to block him first, and I will avoid him."

"Fuck your sister!"

"Call someone, it's called Wulianhui, yes yes, it's called Wulianhui!"

After shouting in a hurry, the two of them reached a consensus, and rushed to take out their mobile phones and dialed the number of the Wulian Association of Sanhuabao City.

Shang Gu has already entered the shopping mall, with a wide variety of clothes, he wandered around, chose a brand new black suit, and a pair of brand new leather shoes, and smashed the glass of the counter, took a piece of clothing with navigation and positioning functions, etc. watch before heading to the cash register.

There was no one at the cash register, so Shang Gu had no choice but to take out his card and operate the equipment at the cash register to prepare to pay by himself.

In the monitoring room, the two people who were panicking to report the situation to the operator of the Wushu Federation were speechless when they saw the scene on the monitoring screen.

After the operator of the Wushu Federation asked tirelessly several times, the two said in unison that everything was just a dream, and there was no so-called robbery.

After speaking, the two hung up the phone resolutely, looked at each other, and left the room in a daze.

Shang Gu scanned the price on the hanging tag, then looked at the gate and an exhibition cabinet destroyed by himself, and was estimating how much money to give to others.

At this moment, two buddies on duty crept over, trembling over.

They could see clearly just now that this strange oriental man was obviously going to pay. How could he pay out of his own pocket after the robbery? So the two of them dismissed their previous inferences. Maybe this young man really needs a new clothes urgently. Woolen cloth.

"Huh? Is there someone?" Shang Gu frowned, and found the two people who came over with flashlights and electric shock whips. American language.

"Cough." The two coughed dryly, raised their hands to wipe off the cold sweat, and said with a naive smile, "Hehe, I slept so soundly just now, I didn't hear you."

Shang Gu rolled his eyes and didn't have time to argue with them, so he waved his hands and said, "You guys came just in time, I broke the door, and I broke the cabinet, plus I bought these things, Calculate the total amount."

Upon hearing this, the eyes of the two of them lit up immediately, thinking that they had guessed correctly, this young man was just a little crazy, and he did not come to rob.

Hearing that Shang Gu wanted to pay, the two rushed over, glanced at the number on the cash register screen, then at the door and the cabinet, and looked at each other slyly.

"Uh... a total of... [-]." Taking a deep breath, one of the staff on duty boldly said, and broke out in a cold sweat after speaking, and looked at Shang Gu nervously with his companions.

In fact, even the damaged items that Shanggu bought were about [-] yuan. These two guys obviously made a fortune from Zai Shanggu, so now they are full of fear, for fear that Shanggu will be angry after seeing it. From the previous surveillance screen, Look, the oriental young man in front of him is obviously not easy to mess with. He can kick through a metal door with one kick, which is enough to kill them both in seconds.

"Only [-]?" Blinking his eyes, Shang Gu smiled wryly, "How much do you think, things in America are really cheap."

"..." The two officers on duty opened their mouths wide, redefining Shang Gu as a rich idiot.

At this moment, Shang Gu's eyes suddenly fell on a showcase on the other side, which was full of ladies' gestures, necklaces, earrings, and so on.

Ignoring the two staff on duty, Shang Gu strode over again, glanced at the showcase, and his eyes fell on a necklace.

The platinum necklace has a pendant in the shape of a blue tear, which is very beautiful. Under the light in the showcase, the pendant glows with colorful halos, and the dazzling halo even penetrates the showcase. fluttering.

"Hehe, she will definitely like it." The fair and delicate face of a woman with American blue eyes and red hair appeared in his mind. muttered.

After finishing speaking, he directly punched the top of the showcase, the glass shattered, and he reached out to take out the necklace.

"This necklace is [-], plus the [-] you said before, a total of [-]. I will give you [-], which is an apology for my previous recklessness." Shaking the necklace, Shang Gu raised his hand and The card was swiped in the card slot in front of him.

The computer screen immediately displayed a long list of balance numbers, and the eyes of the two staff on duty turned green, and they gasped for air, thinking that the price they asked just now was too low, what a local tyrant.

Seeing that the two of them were not moving, Shang Gu pressed the number of [-] by himself. After the payment was successful, he took the card and left.

"So talented."

"So rich."

"I'm so sorry..."

"Yeah, we should be more important, so that we can post."

"There are hundreds of millions of balances, I haven't even counted the digits."

Looking at Shang Gu's back, the two on-duty staff murmured, their wariness and fear towards Shang Gu were lessened, on the contrary, there were more polite young people who dared to act against this guy, except for being rude. A good impression.

"Hey, buddy, are you busy meeting your girlfriend?" Suddenly, a staff member on duty smiled and shouted excitedly.

Hearing this, Shang Gu stopped at the door, with a happy smile on his face, looked back at the two of them, and said with a broken smile, "How do you know?"

"Haha," another staff member on duty laughed, "Are they all men? You're so young, so you're only crazy because of women."

"Hehe," Shang Gu shook his head and smiled wryly, "Maybe, but I think I've always been crazy."

After the words fell, he stopped staying and started out of the broken gate.

"Brother, you will definitely succeed. Anyway, I am a woman and I will marry you." The officer on duty was still shouting.

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